Massage Parlor Reports

**JuanJohn** · 03-27-17 00:25

Not sure if this one has been reviewed before but I thought I remembered something positive. Couldn't find anything so tried it out. There's no name in the add and I don't think I ever asked for one.

I don't think the pics are her but she is attractive. She does have incall but strong handler presence. He wasn't an issue; however, as soon as I got to the incall she woudn't stop texting someone for a good 10 minutes. After that we finally got comfortable. Massage was rushed and mediocre. Usually I wouldn't complain unless its an LMT but we agreed on 1 HR and I was out the door in maybe 30 minutes (including her 10 minute text session.) On top of that I got thrown the "upgrades" as I flipped over. BBBJ would have been $ more and FS $. 5 more. I donated. 8 but her ad said $. 2 at the time. I settled with the HJ at that point. As soon as we were done she jumped back on her phone right away. Maybe I just had bad dream with her but I wouldn't recommend.

http://tampa.backpage.com/Therapeuti...fying/30637113

JJ.

**Seanboy7** · 03-25-17 21:34

Originally Posted by Seanboy7 [View Original Post]

http://www.tampabaycouplesmassage.com

Anybody been here or know what to expect? The price is higher than a normal massage, no license # is listed, and they sure as hell emphasize the words "Sensual" and "pleasure" so just curious what could be expected.

I can confirm that this place is legit and I had a good experience. The hour massage is pretty steep (125) but the HE is included and the girls are pretty good looking. To me, more worth it than getting a HE from a so-so looking old woman for around 100-120 (entry fee plus HE fee). The one thing that was a little stupid was that even though the 125 includes the HE, they charge an exorbitant amount just to remove clothing. It was something like 80/120/170 or something for roaming / topless / bottomless with no BJ or FS option. Nobody in their right mind should pay 295 for a naked HJ but the 125 isn't bad (IMO) considering how attractive the girls are. For me, young and attractive is always worth more for a rub and HJ. I also like that it's actually an hour of total time and not like the shops that claim it's an hour but want to have you out after 30.

**Seanboy7** · 03-24-17 18:25

http://www.tampabaycouplesmassage.com

Anybody been here or know what to expect? The price is higher than a normal massage, no license # is listed, and they sure as hell emphasize the words "Sensual" and "pleasure" so just curious what could be expected.

**Seanboy7** · 03-24-17 09:35

Can anyone recommend (or PM me) any non-asian girls in Tampa / St Pete / Clearwater / etc that are young (under 30 pref), good looking (no drugs or covered in tats, in shape). Ideally I'd like one who gives a little extra (HJ would suffice) but even that isn't necessary. I'd appreciate any direction because all the CL and BP girls seem to be lacking.

**HarryPoter** · 03-22-17 08:19

Originally Posted by OutlawInc [View Original Post]

Stay away! I went in there and the first girl that greeted me had some sort of fungus growing on her lip. I should have left! The other girl who looked good from afar not up close was who I had my massage with. She was Chinese probably 40-45 and not appealing, her breath also smelled as if all her teeth were rotting. I just had her do a BBBJCIM and left. No table shower, they don't have one and no massage. Paid for an hour and stayed for maybe 25 minutes. Total damage. 7 house fee and. 4 tip.

I Concur Completely not worth it.

**FoolishNiss** · 03-18-17 02:09

I enjoyed my first time with Serena so much I had to go back when I saw her working on their backpage ad. Once again I left satisfied. She remembered me from my previous time and we I had a good time. Easy conversation, kissing, great CBJ and then CG and Mish to finish it up.

If you like boobs or black girls or just want to have a session with a cool chick with no BS involved then she's the girl for you. I would repeat again but I think I'll try to switch things up and check out some of the new girls that have been coming through.

**Call234** · 03-16-17 23:11

Originally Posted by MrBill469 [View Original Post]

Sorry for the double posts here. I wish you could edit posts for a bit longer so corrections / additions / updates could be more readily made.

ACTUALLY . . The correct Google string should be "Backpage Tampa Utopia Zodiac". With THAT, I'm consistently finding a link directly to their BP ad somewhere among the first few search results. Sometimes Google finds OLDER ads, but even from an old ad, you're at least in the right Backpage section, from which you can click the link at the top, entitled "Tampa women seeking men" to show ALL local ads sorted by date, and then use the Backpage Keyword Search box to look for "Utopia." The more I describe this, the more acrobatic it's getting! Sorry.

Thanks for all the information. I have not visited the 5 shops in several years, and it might be nice to go there again for variety. Stay safe.

**Call234** · 03-16-17 23:01

Originally Posted by Meridian99 [View Original Post]

They use Tampa Dating Section.

http://tampa.backpage.com/WomenSeekM...party/28083672

Thanks for the help.

**MrBill469** · 03-16-17 12:16

Originally Posted by MrBill469 [View Original Post]

Absent the handy direct link, offered above by Meridian99, I usually try simply Googling "Backpage St. Petersburg Utopia Zodiac", and most often quickly find a link it takes me directly to one of their ads. Within Backpage, few ads contain both the words Utopia and Zodiac. I don't get curious about the 5 shops often enough to be able to remember those direct links.

Sorry for the double posts here. I wish you could edit posts for a bit longer so corrections / additions / updates could be more readily made.

ACTUALLY . . The correct Google string should be "Backpage Tampa Utopia Zodiac". With THAT, I'm consistently finding a link directly to their BP ad somewhere among the first few search results. Sometimes Google finds OLDER ads, but even from an old ad, you're at least in the right Backpage section, from which you can click the link at the top, entitled "Tampa women seeking men" to show ALL local ads sorted by date, and then use the Backpage Keyword Search box to look for "Utopia." The more I describe this, the more acrobatic it's getting! Sorry.

**MrBill469** · 03-16-17 10:38

Originally Posted by Meridian99 [View Original Post]

Originally Posted by Call234 [View Original Post]

A question for all: Where does the 5 shops advertise their current ladies nowadays?

They use Tampa Dating Section.

http://tampa.backpage.com/WomenSeekM...party/28083672

Absent the handy direct link, offered above by Meridian99, I usually try simply Googling "Backpage St. Petersburg Utopia Zodiac", and most often quickly find a link it takes me directly to one of their ads. Within Backpage, few ads contain both the words Utopia and Zodiac. I don't get curious about the 5 shops often enough to be able to remember those direct links.

**Meridian99** · 03-16-17 10:24

Originally Posted by Call234 [View Original Post]

Her facial expressions, and the tongue sticking out did make her look a lot like Lyndzy. At first I thought it was her as well.

A question for all: Where does the 5 shops advertise their current ladies nowadays?

Thanks in advance.

They use Tampa Dating Section.

http://tampa.backpage.com/WomenSeekM...party/28083672

**Call234** · 03-16-17 04:03

Originally Posted by Malabar [View Original Post]

Sorry guys but for some reason, I had it in my head that the tongue sticking out was Lyndzy. Chalk it up to toasted brain cells.
Regards,

Mal.

Her facial expressions, and the tongue sticking out did make her look a lot like Lyndzy. At first I thought it was her as well.

A question for all: Where does the 5 shops advertise their current ladies nowadays?

Thanks in advance.

**Elusivepirate** · 03-15-17 17:35

I got my own answer.

Entered Goldon Spa on Central. Met by a mature mamasan. The massage was nice ans soft, the way I like it. She started to tease which was mu que to flip. Allowed over the clothes roaming. Nice HE.

Nothing out of the ordinary or eventful. SOS offered by other AMP's.

Damage was. 6 for the house and. 4 tip.

Originally Posted by Elusivepirate [View Original Post]

Can you supply details and damages?

**Malabar** · 03-15-17 15:43

Originally Posted by Call234 [View Original Post]

I agree, this is not Lyndzy. If nothing else, the girl in the pictures has breasts that are way too small to be Lyndzy. For all the negative talk about her, my one session with her in 2013 was actually very good, and I had a really fun time with her. I had always wanted to see her again. While some of these ladies are consistently good, others vary by session. Stay safe.

Sorry guys but for some reason, I had it in my head that the tongue sticking out was Lyndzy.

Chalk it up to toasted brain cells.

Regards,

Mal.

**Zazzzoom** · 03-15-17 15:20

I don't remember.

They had this one just for a little while from NY named Young she worked it so good they got rid of her because the girl at the house wanted the work.