Massage Parlor Reports

[Bassmaster]

Visited Chalet the other day and drew Anna. She's petite with no ass but very nice bolt-ons that feel / look real. Said they cost her $5 k. Anna has a pretty face so that's probably her best feature. Did a TS, then in the room I got a cursory massage followed by what amounted to a nude, jackhammer HJ. Told her twice to take it easy to no avail, so got dressed at the 25-minute mark and left without compensating for extras.

They are bolt ons? They are pretty fantastic. I must have been there after you. Got Anna and the TS followed by an ok massage with no oil. On the flip had my choice of options but was only into a HE. SHe took the girls out and hiked up her dress, she is as described- no ass, great tits, but a little bit of an attitude that seems like she really doesn't want to be there. No money was discussed at all so she must have gotten the message from night. I tipped her 50 after it was all done and she was happy, I gave her a little more than normal as she got naked and didn't haggle which always kills the mood.

[Da Slickster]

When was the last time you were there?

2/3 weeks ago.

[HobbyMan51]

Funny, last time I was there I noticed they took those silly signs down.

"This is not that kind of place. ".

When was the last time you were there?

[Procrast333]

Funny, last time I was there I noticed they took those silly signs down.

"This is not that kind of place. ".

Those signs were adorable. Coco's not only put up the signs but they put peepholes in the doors. Still the show must go on. .

[Procrast333]

After my usual at Coco's I was wondering if the other providers know what's going on. How likely is it that if one provider is helping the customers to leave happy, the others know what they're up to? Thoughts?

[AmpLovr]

Last week I was heading for the Mall of Georgia and figured I'd try something new. Mixed reviews but the Pearl sounded like a sure thing so I made an appointment. Last time they were busy. Drew Lynn (I think, not great English). Prettiest AMP girl I've seen in a long time. Actually petite and fairly young, guessing 35. Worked hard and gave a first rate massage. On the flip there was no way past the ironclad bra but OTC kitty thru thin knee high yoga pants. She brought her neck in close for kissing, very nice touch. It must have been love at first sight because she kept whispering I Love You. Got more nice front massage after and full hour. 60/40 for an extremely enjoyable experience. The kind that keeps you looking for the jewels among the ordinary.

[Da Slickster]

MiNi is a Chinese parlor in Roswell.

Funny, last time I was there I noticed they took those silly signs down.

"This is not that kind of place. ".

[Erik Shawn]

Alright, I got this joke. If the Coco 2000 was a joke too I didn't get it. Sorry. Though I was not able to find anything called Coco 2000.

I recommend the universal sex doll, Ms. Palmer. She usually comes with baggage though as she has 5 kids. Pm me for more details.

[Pete1340]

Probably not the popo if a) he's working behind the front desk, and b) his "badge" is on a chain.

He wasn't behind the desk, he appeared to be waiting for a massage. The last time I saw a badge on a chain I was in the Gold Spa as it was being raided a few years ago. Though I didn't get arrested I don't need to repeat that experience.

[MassageAwesome]

They all play that bullshit game and they know there are enough fools out there who will "forgive and forget" about the shit these ladies have put them through. I understand your wanting to return for the sake of convenience, but I would highly stress to her the shit she pulled last time and politely negotiate some sort of compensation for what they did.

Yea I know how they play. When I do go back I'll let them know that I waited 20 minutes last time. Plus, like I said before, they have a great memory. So they would know who I am when I walk in.

[Niteluvr]

I agree the Coco 2000 is a good starter model, but I suggest pay a little more and get the self cleaning option.

Damn, self-cleaning? I would never have imagined there was such a thing out there.

[Edawg5]

I've heard her pics are old and she's put on weight. Based on your recent experience, how old are pics and how much heavier is she?

Pics are rather old, and she's put on at least 30 lbs, but she's still attractive, very chatty, and usually gives a nice massage. Her place is usually a wreak, and she is hit or miss, but when she's good she's good.

[OldMassage Guy]

The model you should look for is called the Coco 2000.

I agree the Coco 2000 is a good starter model, but I suggest pay a little more and get the self cleaning option.

[Niteluvr]

On a recent night I ventured out to Spring Spa looking for a young Latina. I stepped into their tiny front room where a well dressed 20 something man sat. He was on his cell and paid no attention to me. I stood for a moment trying to decide if I should wait when I realized the gentleman wore a badge on a chain around his neck. I've no idea what the badge said but it made leaving an easy decision.

Probably not the popo if a) he's working behind the front desk, and b) his "badge" is on a chain.

[Johnny Mapalo]

This not AMP related, but I'm just curious if any of you have ever bought a sex doll. If so, do you have any one in particular you might recommend? Just looking to expand my options when I don't feeling like going out.

I recommend the universal sex doll, Ms. Palmer. She usually comes with baggage though as she has 5 kids. Pm me for more details.