Massage Parlor Reports

[PilotPete]

On the 3rd tablet that Moses brought down from the mountain top that he dropped and broke was #11 Do not DIY at a massage parlor! Why would anyone want to DIY when there are so many mouths, holes and hands around to do it for you. Stop going to these places and getting ripped off. With so many reports of "got no tease. No nothing" at this place you are very likely not a lottery winner. If you want a great massage for your glutes, go to MassageLuxe. You want to leave happy it is not at that same location. Also for the 1000 time, the asian in the ad is not what you are seeing.

Well said, Sir.

[StlMassageGuy]

On the 3rd tablet that Moses brought down from the mountain top that he dropped and broke was #11 Do not DIY at a massage parlor! Why would anyone want to DIY when there are so many mouths, holes and hands around to do it for you. Stop going to these places and getting ripped off. With so many reports of "got no tease. No nothing" at this place you are very likely not a lottery winner. If you want a great massage for your glutes, go to MassageLuxe. You want to leave happy it is not at that same location. Also for the 1000 time, the asian in the ad is not what you are seeing.

I could not agree with you more. Well said. I can do that at home for free. Remember it is not the place, its the girl. YMMV, and set your expectations about massage parlors around massage. What if I go to a baseball game and leave pissed because they did not show hockey on the big screen? Both of which can be watched at home for less. Ha ha ha.

[Dickisslick]

On the 3rd tablet that Moses brought down from the mountain top that he dropped and broke was #11 Do not DIY at a massage parlor! Why would anyone want to DIY when there are so many mouths, holes and hands around to do it for you. Stop going to these places and getting ripped off. With so many reports of "got no tease. No nothing" at this place you are very likely not a lottery winner. If you want a great massage for your glutes, go to MassageLuxe. You want to leave happy it is not at that same location. Also for the 1000 time, the asian in the ad is not what you are seeing.

[Krabby]

After reading Dick's review of Hwy K, I gave it a try today. It was as nice as expected. But I have two questions:

After it as over, she said in broken english "next time ask 5 minutes", what does that mean?

Also, when there is no negotiation, what tip is expected for HE?

Thanks,

Krabby.

[Dalton425]

I just thought I'd mention that the Nuru Session with Lori Knotty Kneads was a fantastic experience. That gel or oil she uses was very warm and slick and made for a lot of fun while she slid that great body of hers all over me. Not only is she absolutely beautiful but she is a very friendly woman also. I still dream about that day about three weeks ago and I'm glad I made the choice to see her. She is kinda pricey but I figured after looking at her pics and reading her reviews, you got to pay if you want the best. Definitely one of my best choices ever! Just send me a private message here if you want details.

[An349]

The 1st link is for a St Charles location that IMO is quite risky.

The 2nd is a Maryland Heights location, prob equally risky.

LTL.

I've been to see both ladies at both locations and they are legit. That doesn't mean some local boys couldn't show up while you're in the room, but that's true for most of the low-end incalls that we frequent. BTW the one in MH provided a better overall experience.

TTT, your post talks about Asian "girls". Keep in mind that these gals look nothing like the pictures in the ads and are no where near 21 -- you can safely assume they are closer to 40, but usually still have nice bodies.

[FartCity]

I've been on a cold streak of the ages the last few weeks, even with the notion that things are cooling back off after a positive couple months. Maybe I'm just looking like more of a cop in my mid-30's.

Rose: Nothing, not even DIY.

Royal: Nothing, not even DIY.

Rain: Nothing, not even DIY.

Zen: Nothing, not even DIY.

Riverside: Nothing, not even DIY.

Lily: Nothing, not even DIY.

B&F: Nothing, not even DIY.

Orchid: Nothing, not even DIY.

That's a shit ton of wasted money, and I'm finally done.

I've been thinking about the asian hotel operations. My two top premiums I'll pay for are multiple pops and prostate. Looks and age don't really matter to me. If anyone has any suggestions, greatly appreciated.

This shit has gone from a fun gamble to a sure-fire loss.

[Luvtheladies]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/WomenSee...-girl/23924545

http://stlouis.backpage.com/WomenSee...-7961/23766119

The 1st link is for a St Charles location that IMO is quite risky.

The 2nd is a Maryland Heights location, prob equally risky.

LTL.

[MScofield]

Hi all,

In town for work for the next few weeks, was recently in Indy and left some reports on that page, and was wondering if any of the AMPs are heavy on Korean workers or all Korean. Likewise, wondering if any agency or service has Korean girls available. Thanks in advance!

TTT.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/WomenSee...-girl/23924545

http://stlouis.backpage.com/WomenSee...-7961/23766119

[Drillermann55]

While travelling through Mt Vernon I saw on the Carbondale board that there was an AMP there. Reports were promising.

Met inside by young tall attractive masseuse. Escorted me to room and asked for 60.00 entrance fee. I paid and got on the table.

Massage was excellent and half way through she performed the HE. Then proceeded finish massage. Quite nice.

Tipped 20.00 and she asked for40.00. Said NO and she said 40 next time?

Whatever. Will go back.

[TimTomTed]

The best part is they still have all four signs out there. I had made a trip southside and when done it was 1130 so I high tailed it to the Eastside. Was met by mama (who was not my attendant, thank god) and was introduced to Mia. Mid to late 40's (if I'm lucky), body nothing to write home about. Table shower, into the room, asked me what I wanted, told her, CBJ next. Poor technique, had her pull it and when for a very long, very fantastic HE. She tried to get more compensation but I thought. 6 was the right tip. .6 to the house.

Looks like I found my Koreas. Too bad they are all so old.

[Fbm014]

Sounds like the bolt-ons are new. They are listed on TER nor do they appear in her older pics. Now $180/ hr. A bit much for a handjob no matter how beautiful. According to reports YMMV when it comes to bbj and FS; despite her as saying no upcharges, reports indicate it can be $200 for nude / fiv; I imagine this is a YMMV person and based on her mood, if she likes you and if / how often you see her will determine what if anything besides HJ occurs. Personally at the pricepoint there are plenty of sure things available, and beautiful ones at that. -b20.

Oh, it's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

It must be YMMV or she just didn't care for me. I seen her around 3 months ago. Seems it was a bill fifty and for what I paid I was pretty disappointed. Although set up well and attractive she was not sensual in the least and very restrictive. I just can't see paying what she asks just to be thankful I touched some boobs.

[LknAss]

Traveling along Manchester the other day I saw 101 Massage. It is hard to keep up with the AMPs in Ballwin / Manchester but I have not seen anything about them. I did Google their phone number and found an add like all of the rest; a picture of their door, some cute girls from the Internet and a basic price list. Has anyone tried them?

Tried them out recently. Masseuse was thin early 30's and fairly attractive. Pretty good massage while face down. Glutes and back of thighs were done, but not as thoroughly as I prefer. After the flip she straddled me with my head between her knees. She was wearing tight, spandex type pants. As she reached down to rub my belly and outer thighs her pussy was less than an inch from my nose. I thought this was promising, but still did not get H / E. It was DIY and she kept covering Mr. Johnson with the towel. Still an overall Okay experience, but nothing to get too exited about. Rain right down the street is at least as good or better in my humble opinion.

[Jeffc 574]

Traveling along Manchester the other day I saw 101 Massage. It is hard to keep up with the AMPs in Ballwin / Manchester but I have not seen anything about them. I did Google their phone number and found an add like all of the rest; a picture of their door, some cute girls from the Internet and a basic price list. Has anyone tried them?

[Pedalsandmotor]

Just call 10 or so minutes before you get there to make sure someone else isn't there. If no one answers she is probably busy, call back in 30 minutes. I've been there 5 ish times and I've never seen anyone else there except Mimi.

Sounds good. Anyone ever get FS from Mimi? If so, what was the damage?