Massage Parlor Reports

[Captain H]

Do most places have a lineup option? I haven't asked before but I'm now thinking that it's important to me to havean option in choosing my masseuse.

[DoItDirty]

I'm heading to LA at the end of the month and I was hope it to get some intel on an AMP that offers rim. If anyone wouldn't mind sending me a PM I would greatly appreciate it.

[BigBadNut]

As BP is on the Fed fritz, has anyone found helpful sites that handle local talent? Happy to share my finds just pm me. Waiting for USA to ramp up but have not been successful here yet.

[ChickChasin]

Yeah, my suggestion was purely for Latina action, not necessarily for quality or performance. I work just around the corner from this place, so it was more of a convenience thing for me. The first two times I went there were incredible, but the last time it was horrible. The best place for Koreans and Latinas used to be C&C, before they closed last year. I agree that Latinas can be a mixed bag, more bad than good, unfortunately.

Dutch.

Appreciate the insight regarding Latinas. I was just about ask if anyone would share a place or 2 in Pico area with some decent girls. Just looking for something average in 30's.

[MilfAmp]

Dutch. Took the trip last night and drew Ana. Banging body with an ample rack but not that lively. Same setup as GG's. 5 hh and 1. 2 for FS. Heard Greek was on the menu but $$$ so I'm not going for that. Results in my two weeks here have been lackluster. Will continue to RTFF to find some gems.

Dutch. Thanks for the tip. That will be next weekend's road trip! 45 mins from where I am. Love their ad!!

[DatFullService]

They have an expiration date? Or, they are like fine cheese? They older they age, the stinkier they get!

Yeah, best by this age. Then they are old, hard, cracked, and moldy.

[The Camel]

Well, your points are well taken. These gals are adults who play along up to the HJ. Kinda weird considering their competition is far and above better service on all counts. Like a bikini clad fake stripper I need not revisit. Yes this is Rose on VT. Name sounds like CC is your gal if you wish to endure a time waste. Enjoy!

Thanks for the extra detail BigBadNut! BTW, if it is the same CC, this is the one Rose gal I see getting some good reviews on RM. Including a couple of gents claiming she delivered basic HE satisfaction. Those reviews may go back at least a year. Not that I want to recommend this place to dedicated rub and tug mongers as almost all will leave with a bigger back up than they entered with.

[Caribe]

Of me, it is. Especially when these girls age like cheese.

They have an expiration date? Or, they are like fine cheese? They older they age, the stinkier they get!

[DatFullService]

They are all over. Tell me what area you want to hunt in here or by PM and I'll guide you to some of the older ladies. Most are 30-40, if that counts as "old" to you.

Of me, it is. Especially when these girls age like cheese.

[Willie23]

I'm fairly new to the SOCAL scene. Can someone advise me where the best MP's with older and / or chubby women are?

They are all over. Tell me what area you want to hunt in here or by PM and I'll guide you to some of the older ladies. Most are 30-40, if that counts as "old" to you.

[BigBadNut]

Mostly older Kgirls on Pico. Kiku in Westwood. Head East and into Bev Hills its all 40 plus.

I'm fairly new to the SOCAL scene. Can someone advise me where the best MP's with older and / or chubby women are?

[MrGreyInLa16]

I'm fairly new to the SOCAL scene. Can someone advise me where the best MP's with older and / or chubby women are?

[BigBadNut]

Well, your points are well taken. These gals are adults who play along up to the HJ. Kinda weird considering their competition is far and above better service on all counts. Like a bikini clad fake stripper I need not revisit. Yes this is Rose on VT. Name sounds like CC is your gal if you wish to endure a time waste. Enjoy!

Ha Ha! That's one of the most enticing BAD reviews I can remember. Do you remember the girl's name? And BTW, assuming this is Rose on Vermont? I am easy for good tease mixed with playful attitude. Never did a self service session and so far thinking I never will, but I might be able to lure her to keep up the tease and the attitude to where it just might be all I require to add some inexpensive excitement to a late afternoon playing hooky from the job.

I actually feel sorry for the ladies working here and at their sister bait and switch operation in Pasadena. Both spots have posted very provocative ads for years but aside from an occasional outlaw lady, never vary from their outer limits being tease and self service. The pressure on these providers has to be overwhelming with many very disappointed and angry mongers laying frustrated on the massage tables. I assume many of the ladies move on quickly to either non-scam legit joints or go for the money at MPs that routinely perform jizz extraction therapy.

[The Camel]

Went to Rose after seeing their ads. Cute Chinese girl pron 35 ish takes my. 6 for the hour. Very fun and playful, but after a ridiculous amount of oil up and me having my balls and ass crack teased I thought for sure it would be playtime. She was nice, I was nice but NOPE! She played shy when I asked to see the goods etc. On the flip she doused me with oil an proceeded to rub the taint balls and had me going. There is stopped! She took my hand oiled it up and wanted me to do myself as she made kissing, sexy pouty face. WTF. It better not be a trend. A table shower later she still was calling me Baby but I will not return. If this is their idea of treatment you can save your money and get a fully skilled AMP to get the real thing. Girls were cute but again. WTF.

Ha Ha! That's one of the most enticing BAD reviews I can remember. Do you remember the girl's name? And BTW, assuming this is Rose on Vermont? I am easy for good tease mixed with playful attitude. Never did a self service session and so far thinking I never will, but I might be able to lure her to keep up the tease and the attitude to where it just might be all I require to add some inexpensive excitement to a late afternoon playing hooky from the job.

I actually feel sorry for the ladies working here and at their sister bait and switch operation in Pasadena. Both spots have posted very provocative ads for years but aside from an occasional outlaw lady, never vary from their outer limits being tease and self service. The pressure on these providers has to be overwhelming with many very disappointed and angry mongers laying frustrated on the massage tables. I assume many of the ladies move on quickly to either non-scam legit joints or go for the money at MPs that routinely perform jizz extraction therapy.

[Kalamari]

Went to Rose after seeing their ads. Cute Chinese girl pron 35 ish takes my. 6 for the hour. Very fun and playful, but after a ridiculous amount of oil up and me having my balls and ass crack teased I thought for sure it would be playtime. She was nice, I was nice but NOPE! She played shy when I asked to see the goods etc. On the flip she doused me with oil an proceeded to rub the taint balls and had me going. There is stopped! She took my hand oiled it up and wanted me to do myself as she made kissing, sexy pouty face. WTF. It better not be a trend. A table shower later she still was calling me Baby but I will not return. If this is their idea of treatment you can save your money and get a fully skilled AMP to get the real thing. Girls were cute but again. WTF.

Yeah had this happen with another girl in the same place. I think its because it was an hour cause I got the hour too and she wanted me to do the tugging. I'm going to go back except I'm not going to go for the hour and see if they still offer or maybe they are changing. If they are changing then I'm going to need a new fav spot.