Massage Parlor Reports

[I Love Hjs 2]

In my quest to find a good north side location I decided to give the Comfort spa in Noblesville a try. I say the name directly because there is nothing to hide. It was only 30 for a HH so I gave it a shot knowing I wouldn't be out much. The girl was cute but she immediately hid her eyes and said to cover up when she walked in, so I knew it wouldn't end well. As expected there wasn't anything close to a HE but the massage was legit. Like I think she actually took some schooling because it was a very good professional massage. I probably won't go back often but for the cheap price I may still hit it up when I want just a good massage. My search north continues!

I keep hearing you guys mention Soho and wouldn't mind giving it a shot but I haven't figured it out. Any good clues you gents could offer me?

Ditto for my experience. Wasn't expecting anything. Figured if it happened, it happened. I purposefully left the towel folded off o the side. She didn't bat an eye when she came in and went to work, slightly covering me. Really solid massage. Hard enough on my legs they were sore for about a day. She was sweet, so I responded in kind and gave her. 2 for her efforts.

Also, went to the color place out west. Got Lilly (Why do they ALL pick the name Lilly? Okay massage and she avoided any sensitive spots, although halfway through she does about 2-3 minutes of reach-around. , then goes back to business. On the flip, she kept kissing me, close mouthed, then got to work with an passable finish. No prob with OTC. She gave several hugs upon finish and stayed and watched me dress, smiling. Prolly won't be back.

W 71st was meh massage, standard finish and fee. Meh.

Anyone been to Monarch lately? I never can seem to catch it open and when I do, she's busy. Has she gotten a second girl yet? Also, Am I the only one that will go to a place when it's supposed to open, then they don't actually open till an hour or two later? Frustrating.

[Ilapp]

I don't think it was bad but also just a hint of what might come if you don't research it your self, I mean you didn't have to search google to find it a simple search of another site we used would also given what you needed but maybe I am a asshole as well.

So much nicer than I was going to be before he got slapped. But then I am an asshole troll. At least I own it.

[Aramis De V]

Since I have been out of this for a few years I figured my fitness level would be down quite a bit. I decided to start with places from my past and see if by any chance I still recognize anyone. This was my first pitstop and although I didn't see a face that I knew I have to say didn't seem like a whole lot has changed. Sort of standard fare in terms of the quality of the masseuse, but the massage was OK and I left smiling just like the old days.

[IndyGolfer60]

Honestly I didn't think it would be that obvious and looked way to much into it instead of a simple google search. Hopefully you didn't just send uncle straight there. Sorry for asking what was such a dumb question.

Thanks to those of you who weren't asshole trolls for the help.

I don't think it was bad but also just a hint of what might come if you don't research it your self, I mean you didn't have to search google to find it a simple search of another site we used would also given what you needed but maybe I am a asshole as well.

[Bjcim Seeker]

Been working out a lot lately and wanted a good massage. Her website looked pretty legit. Other reviews here said good massage but no extras. She was slow in responding at first. Got to her incall. I assumed by her legit looking website it was maybe her own studio. Nope it was low end hotel on NE side, been there before. I was considering just leaving but said what the heck I need a good massage. She greeted in parking lot. Dressed not to impress, old sweats or the like. Got to her room which actually she uses from a friend. Said friend knocked just after we got in the room. She is very short which I like but not overly attractive but not terrible. She did have quite a bit of acne which I didn't notice until leaving. Room was messy but had massage table. She had a smattering of hodge podge mix matched towels and blankets. I opted for sensual nude hhr for. 8.

Used hot oil and warm towels. Massage was okay, nothing special. She mentioned she went to massage school and has worked on colts players. Seemed like she was talking out of her ass a little. Speaking of ass, she was totally nude during massage. Every so often would get a whiff of horrible ass smell. Hit me a 4-5 times during massage. She looked at clock and finished with a very nice HJ. Got up and left. Won't repeat.

[Kost40]

I don't see much attention to the Berg on here. I get the same treatment as the muffler shop with the same rates. Maybe it is too far south for some, but I have not been disappointed for the past four times I have been there. Mimi is better looking than the muffler gals and the most playful I have met. She likes her work and makes her job fun. There is sometimes a second girl there, but I have never seen her.

[Indy420]

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[MarkDenneny]

Stopped in that Arizona town cause the open sign was flashing. This place has been closed the last 4 times I've tried it. Got a girl who actually uses her Chinese name so I cannot remember it. Massage was top notch, actually fell asleep a couple times. Flip was standard, cans were nice bees and UTC roaming but thighs stuck together. The massage was worth the trip. Cost was standard and I didn't test menu options.

Hey Bigvirg-.

Were you in Suite A (closer to the front) or the one in the back?

Thanks for the review-.

MD.

[Bigvirg]

Stopped in that Arizona town cause the open sign was flashing. This place has been closed the last 4 times I've tried it. Got a girl who actually uses her Chinese name so I cannot remember it. Massage was top notch, actually fell asleep a couple times. Flip was standard, cans were nice bees and UTC roaming but thighs stuck together. The massage was worth the trip. Cost was standard and I didn't test menu options.

[Heritage1]

This place was convenient for me, so I decided to TOFTT. It's in a strip mall, had soccer mom's getting their feet massaged, but I drew a decent looking therapist. I received a good massage, as much teasing as can be done without crossing the line, and no prohibition on self serve. There might be a modest opportunity for improving service, as the gal has worked other places in town and allowed some touching, but I don't think it would come quickly. No plans to go back soon.

[Prince Numenor]

I went last week for hh. 80. All I got was giggles and self service. This girl varies a lot. Previously I had gotten a lot more.

Numenor.

Had a Dandy of a time at this spa. No bashing it for the north siders. Bring 80 and go north of 80th for 30 minutes plus standard.

[DaddyMac2016]

I have not seen any reports on the H lately. Is it still open or closed again?

[DaddyMac2016]

Stopped by the Palindrome last week. Get a new girl that goes by the name Jordy. Decent English and cute. I would guess early 30's and about a 8/10 on the Indy scale. Massage on back was real good and when's he got to the feet it was amazing! On the flip went to light teasing that really got the blood flowing. Then started working on the twins real nice! After all the build up tension she finished off with the best HE I have ever had! Only negative was after she finished massage on front and when she got to the arms and my hands I wanted to scream in pain. That shit hurt bad! Overall I would repeat, 60 for hr and 40 for tip!

[WinterWarlock]

I keep hearing you guys mention Soho and wouldn't mind giving it a shot but I haven't figured it out. Any good clues you gents could offer me?

Have you tried entering the term "soho" into the search tool on backpage?

It may be a good time to take a break from the "420" and clear your head a bit.

[GreatPretender]

The code for Soho Spa is incredible tough to crack. One must Google it.

See if that helps you Einstein.

Literally laughed out loud, good one.