Streetwalker Reports

[CuriousGuyMke]

Took a few laps tonight. Started to notice way, way too many cops so I opted to turn around and head home. Made a wrong turn onto 22 off G and glad I did. Stumbled on Abby. Pretty tall- hard to get a good guess but I'm guessing like 5-10 at least. Brown hair. Shy. Also, ridiculously skinny. But. Cute boots and a pretty clean face. Made the scoop. Did the LE check. Smelled nice. Didn't ask for a smoke, Mcdonald's, my phone, anything. Kind of shy but started to relax. Found a spot. Got to work. Was a pretty quick and simple trip. Says she's looking for regulars but doesn't have a phone. (shock) Up here about two months from Chicago. Hates it. I'm a fan.

Be safe tonight. Especially those of you mongers who slow down to a crawl right in the middle of the road.

[Eagle19]

Made the southside loop swing on Sunday night after leaving poto, snow is coming down a little, up west on and & east down G,nothing no LEO either, south on 6th to L, dead dead except heavy presence of uncle LEO's everywhere on L. So I head west on L,9th & L speedway one just parked in West side of lot parallel to house sitting there with lights iff, get to the lights on 13th & L,squad parked on 14th facing east, one on15th facing west,18th & L patty wagon parked facing west, not sure if heavy presence of LEO had anything to do with 2 squads last week getting their tires slashed on 18th while out of squads responding to a call, here nor there no SW's out at all, snow coming down harder so I kept heading west & headed home, figured wasn't in the cards tonite & safer to just move on. Happy hunting guys & as always be safe.

EAGLE 19 FLYING OUT.

[SoccerFan4245]

I feel so bad for this. Trifix is a good guy and has been a great contact. Angel has certainly taken the slide down the hill. Its not that she was all that great to start with. She was always available and very wallet friendly, and did all that I asked for the most part. Ugly as a stump but with a great attitude. She was never my first go to but was always there in emergencies.

I saw her out on Lincoln Tuesday night and she looked really wasted. She had trouble walking in her spiked heels. She was even wearing a very short skirt which normally would have caught my attention but seeing who it was, I moved on. She has always had a drug problem but now it has gotten much worse. She is probably selling herself for 10 now. I certainly believe she may be another H victim very soon.

Went to Angels place last Thursday. Boy what a joke. I saw her about a year ago and she was decent. I set it up and drove to Milwaukee. We agreed on. 30 for quickie since I was itchin to bust a nut in a MILF. Well it looks like she aged about 25 years since the last time I saw her a year ago. Before she answered the door, she made me go to Aldis across the street to buy her a 2 litre or Coke and a gallon of Milk. Get back to her place and knock again. She finally answers the door after 10 minutes of me standing there like an asshole. I walk in, place is trashed like always. So the she says she just got her period which pissed me off because I drove to milwaukee to fuck. But whatever, she looked like absolute shit anyways. She looks like she's in her 70's and couldn't say 3 words together that made any sense. She was sluring her words and I had zero clue WTF she was even talking about. FINALLY after 20 minutes of her rambling on about nothing and my pants around my ankles, she started sucking. Very rough and all over the place. I came in her mouth and was thankful I atleast got my nuts drained, albeit not the way I would have liked. Threw her a 20 and took off. She's gone WAYYYYY downhill and half of me feels sorry for her. I doubt she will be on this earth much longer from the looks of it. I'm warning anybody and everybody who would consider seeing her, not to. If you do, your really gambling on weather she will be coherent. Odds arent in your favor. She doesn't advertise thankfully. 20 bucks, gallon of milk, 2 litre of Coke and an hour roundtrip drive is all it cost. But damn, she's fell off. Last time I will ever see her. Thankfully I saw Nikki in Milwaukee the next day. Made up for it. Check my review on the Backpage section. Be safe people.

[Trifix1]

I picked up Angel tonight and I needed a quickie before I heading home after a night out with the boys. Strapped for time but I wish I had hunted a bit longer. Two cuties walking Lin in low numbers. BJ was great but Angel is a bit nuts and not much to look at. Got the job more than done however.

Went to Angels place last Thursday. Boy what a joke. I saw her about a year ago and she was decent. I set it up and drove to Milwaukee. We agreed on. 30 for quickie since I was itchin to bust a nut in a MILF. Well it looks like she aged about 25 years since the last time I saw her a year ago. Before she answered the door, she made me go to Aldis across the street to buy her a 2 litre or Coke and a gallon of Milk. Get back to her place and knock again. She finally answers the door after 10 minutes of me standing there like an asshole. I walk in, place is trashed like always. So the she says she just got her period which pissed me off because I drove to milwaukee to fuck. But whatever, she looked like absolute shit anyways. She looks like she's in her 70's and couldn't say 3 words together that made any sense. She was sluring her words and I had zero clue WTF she was even talking about. FINALLY after 20 minutes of her rambling on about nothing and my pants around my ankles, she started sucking. Very rough and all over the place. I came in her mouth and was thankful I atleast got my nuts drained, albeit not the way I would have liked. Threw her a 20 and took off. She's gone WAYYYYY downhill and half of me feels sorry for her. I doubt she will be on this earth much longer from the looks of it. I'm warning anybody and everybody who would consider seeing her, not to. If you do, your really gambling on weather she will be coherent. Odds arent in your favor. She doesn't advertise thankfully. 20 bucks, gallon of milk, 2 litre of Coke and an hour roundtrip drive is all it cost. But damn, she's fell off. Last time I will ever see her. Thankfully I saw Nikki in Milwaukee the next day. Made up for it. Check my review on the Backpage section. Be safe people.

[SoccerFan4245]

I was out tonight and and the pickings were not too bad. There were a handful that I wanted to scoop but didn't have the nerve. Police presence was heavy as well. Two cars pulled over on national. A crime scene at about 24th And G. And plenty of unmarked rovers. As I was getting ready to pull the plug on the night, I spotted Abby crossing the street on G by the gas station. Cars were stacked up to pick her up I thought. I circled the block and she was still available. I took a chance but she was wearing a hood but the tall thin body drew my attention. She was a nine on the soccerfan standard. Those of you who know me know I like the older ones.

She hopped in and we made small talk but she was very quiet. Not incredibly friendly. She was not exactly what I am used to. We headed south and found a spot on the street. She definitely did the trick for. 3. She went nice and slow and still continued after I popped. Would I pick her up again? Perhaps but I normally don't cruise. She gave me digits but said her phone hasn't been activated. I am not sure whether this was BS or not. It really doesn't matter because I may not be out for a while.

I thought she was cute and I love her long black hair but hey, what do I know. I get slapped around pretty good here for my choices.

[Slapshot]

Monday night from 11:30 pm to 1:30 am in the south loop, dead all over, virtually nothing! LE activity was quite light until after 1 am, as they seemed to be everywhere, one spot along Layton there were 4 cars pulled over by LE in different spots north of Greenfield so called in a night.

[EatItNow]

I spotted her at her normal spot. 14th and g. Did not stop. Been there done that. She looked really rough to. Face messed up. Gosh she was fun when she was new. Now been around and bad attitude.

24 and g there was a bunch of them waving and smiling but by the time I came back all were going. Around 10 am. No sign of uncle!

[Curious Jack]

I'm pretty sure the "wet stuff" has touched the clit when she walking around. So, you're actually licking that wet stuff off that clit! I bet some of these girls haven't showed in 3-4 days if that.

You guys are right and I should have more self-control. For what it's worth I don't give oral to every woman I'm with. It has to look / smell clean. Still, when it comes to SW's, I will eliminate that from my activity. Thanks for the words of wisdom, guess I needed it. Have a good weekend.

[DaveDream]

I'm pretty sure the "wet stuff" has touched the clit when she walking around. So, you're actually licking that wet stuff off that clit! I bet some of these girls haven't showed in 3-4 days if that.

Found April (I hate using names to identify SW's as they have multiple aliases) off G this morning. Normal build, white, southern accent. I stated I only had. 20 and was looking for mutual oral. She was on board. Now, before I proceed, I want to give a safety tip: If you're a gash-eater like me and are goin' down on a SW, don't put your mouth on the wet stuff. Use your fingers for that and just hit the clit with your tongue. Back to my experience: I suggested 69 and again she was on board. My vehicle isn't very, um, 69-friendly but we did the best we could. April had impeccable hygiene and it was pretty damn intense. Have a good weekend.

[Like Head]

Found April (I hate using names to identify SW's as they have multiple aliases) off G this morning. Normal build, white, southern accent. I stated I only had. 20 and was looking for mutual oral. She was on board. Now, before I proceed, I want to give a safety tip: If you're a gash-eater like me and are goin' down on a SW, don't put your mouth on the wet stuff. Use your fingers for that and just hit the clit with your tongue. Back to my experience: I suggested 69 and again she was on board. My vehicle isn't very, um, 69-friendly but we did the best we could. April had impeccable hygiene and it was pretty damn intense. Have a good weekend.

The thought of that made me want to blow chunks but to actually eat a SW no thanks.

[OldFatUglyGuy]

Found April (I hate using names to identify SW's as they have multiple aliases) off G this morning. Normal build, white, southern accent. I stated I only had. 20 and was looking for mutual oral. She was on board. Now, before I proceed, I want to give a safety tip: If you're a gash-eater like me and are goin' down on a SW, don't put your mouth on the wet stuff. Use your fingers for that and just hit the clit with your tongue. Back to my experience: I suggested 69 and again she was on board. My vehicle isn't very, um, 69-friendly but we did the best we could. April had impeccable hygiene and it was pretty damn intense. Have a good weekend.

Turtles and wh0 res, daddy taught me only one is fit to eat.

[RolandDeschain]

Found April (I hate using names to identify SW's as they have multiple aliases) off G this morning. Normal build, white, southern accent. I stated I only had. 20 and was looking for mutual oral. She was on board. Now, before I proceed, I want to give a safety tip: If you're a gash-eater like me and are goin' down on a SW, don't put your mouth on the wet stuff. Use your fingers for that and just hit the clit with your tongue. Back to my experience: I suggested 69 and again she was on board. My vehicle isn't very, um, 69-friendly but we did the best we could. April had impeccable hygiene and it was pretty damn intense. Have a good weekend.

You're a braver man than I, Gunga Din.

[Curious Jack]

Found April (I hate using names to identify SW's as they have multiple aliases) off G this morning. Normal build, white, southern accent. I stated I only had. 20 and was looking for mutual oral. She was on board. Now, before I proceed, I want to give a safety tip: If you're a gash-eater like me and are goin' down on a SW, don't put your mouth on the wet stuff. Use your fingers for that and just hit the clit with your tongue. Back to my experience: I suggested 69 and again she was on board. My vehicle isn't very, um, 69-friendly but we did the best we could. April had impeccable hygiene and it was pretty damn intense. Have a good weekend.

[Sandmans]

This is my first time ever doing this hobby and I think I had some success the first round. Plenty of action on Lincoln on Thursday night into Friday morning not many LEO out. Met one black female on 27th and national acting like she was waiting for a bus forgot her name paid $30 for a CBJ couldn't finish so took she took the condom off and gave me a BJ and still couldn't make me finish waste of $30. Then I take a stroll down Lincoln and ran into a white female named Bella paid $40 for CBJ and FS I lasted about 10 minutes with her and dropped her off at the gas station. I did one more stroll on Lincoln and met another white female name Stephanie on 22nd and LOL on very nice and outgoing paid her $40 for FS again lasted only 10 minutes. I received both of their numbers and will definitely repeat. Only thing is that I have given one of my numbers to one of the walkers and she is texting my phone everyday asking to see me. Any of you guys have experience with Stephanie 414-xxx-7351 or Bella 414-xxx-9727? If so did I overpay?

[Eagle19]

We all love the great weather but other hassles come with it. So on this beautiful Tuesday night I leave poto, up around a c. Note. I mean HOLY BALLS COMMISSIONER GORDON (bat man) were the uncles f'and everywhere, at 8:15 I make the right turn up west on and off of 16th, before I even get to 27th to turn left towards G,3 motor cycle cops,2 on bikes & one marked, I'm thinking how many can be left. I get to G,make a left head east, one marked facing east just sitting there,3 bicycle cops with lights flashing on 23rd & G SW corner, had a car pulled over. As I go east 2 more motorcycles parked side by side on 17th G,south side of G almost behind gas station, WTF did Alderman perez or Donovan win the lottery. I get to 6th make the right head south to L seems clear, I make the right off of 6th head west on L,coast clear until I get to 16th at the red light, right next to me facing east, double parked, a marked squad & a patty wagon, turning left to go east another marked squad, I say head west young man go home. No one was off in the department this warm Tuesday night. I didn't know milwaukee instantly turned crime free over night, nothing for them to do, obtw I never did see not even one SW. That sure doesn't help the economy Chief flynn.