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[YongerMonger]

Always have your ID with you when visiting an AMP.

Its always readily accessible. Or at least in the car (if they let me get in my car is a different story). I play dumb until I see a badge presented. If that happens. Good advice though guys. I only play dumb to random joe on the street. If its LE posing as random joe on the street then you don't have to I'd yourself until after he has ID'd himself. Don't go respond for the obvious probe or random asshole troll standing outside Happiness Spa too quickly is what I'm saying. Thanks though, stay safe.

[RedRaze]

Tell the truth and all hopefully will be good. Like admin 2 says, Hawaii has the most posts of us guys going at each other. I still don't understand shills. In my opinion, shills will damage an AMP more the help it. If a shill says an AMP or a provider is awesome and we go and the provider sucks, the provider hopefully will go down fast and change their ways.

It does seem like most of the post are shill worthy. That being said, the truth to the matter is this, for me anyway. I have only posted about girls that I have seen once that had a little bit of a flare in the experience, except my last review of my ATF or as I continue in this hobby the occasional revisit. On that note, I have posted about 1/16th of the girls that I have actually seen. This is due to either being lazy or that a few of my favorite providers actually know about my username and though they may not admit it, they may watch out for posts. Not that it is hard to guess my username based off my look and attitude and apparent reputation among providers haha. In any case, like other posters, I have too been approached by a provider to post and I haven't done so and nor has it come up in the next session with said provider. Of course, I nearly never post negative reviews unless it has been stated and agreed upon while keeping it brief or it is my humble fuck up. So there are different types of shills? Some looking to get brownie points and others that simply bask in positivism? Given the obvious that there are also those that do post specifically as an ad, like a provider posting positive reviews for herself. Ty admin for catching those haha.

For sure RR said it right in regard to YMMV and TEHO, the entire base of our hobby. We all have different experiences and preferences in our one hour GFs and they too have their preferences. Some give great consistent service to the majority of johns and may give exceptional service to a john that they have a better connection with and these are your typical popular providers. Others cannot give a consistent service and has either so so service or really great service. It could be either your attitude, looks or even just the size / shape / color of your cock. For us Johns, you may like Leii better than Yuna, RR may like Yuna better than Leii and I might not like either. We all like our own different shapes / sizes / attitude / service provided. The bottom line is just to research and get a rough idea of provider of interest, look for and ask about other providers during your visit (s) or randomly see provider, but do not go in with high hopes of getting the same service as another john.

Why are you even arguing about this anyway? The same points get driven home by different posters time and time again: YMMV, TEHO and monger on.

This is entertaining to read, but getting tired of people complaining about posters or certain providers when in any experience; lurker, regular member or senior member you know about the basis of our hobby: YMMV, TEHO (this is certainly good for describing 'To Each HIS or HER Own'.

God Admin, how do you do it? I have been looking in other threads at places I will be traveling to in the near future and it is the same BS across the nation haha.

Raze.

[Leonidas808]

Tell the truth and all hopefully will be good. Like admin 2 says, Hawaii has the most posts of us guys going at each other. I still don't understand shills. In my opinion, shills will damage an AMP more the help it. If a shill says an AMP or a provider is awesome and we go and the provider sucks, the provider hopefully will go down fast and change their ways.

To be clear, the provider I was reviewing is awesome, as evidenced by her many positive reviews. Perhaps I was just too glowing in my review. But as it turns out, many agree with me, and it is pretty clear she doesn't need any shills. I think the reason admin 2 suspected I was a shill was because I stated in my review that I left 2 x her normal fee. What I didn't say was that I left 2 x to unlock menu options, and also I tend to do that when I am "bidding" to get on a preferred regular list with a provider.

I guess I am pretty lucky that just over a dozen AMP visits, I haven't had a bad experience yet. Then again, I do my research, and I don't visit AMPs on an impulse. I also tend to be the grateful sort. Too new to the scene to be jaded or have overly high standards LOL.

[RiverRat22]

Riverratt Leiis BBBJ was way better then Yunas. Need I say more? Your rebuttals for Happiness are in question. Get the drift?

Get the drift? Did you just learn how to spell rebuttal? You can question whatever the fuck you want to question. Your posts are in question with those that matter. Just keep on having bad times or fake made up times for that matter, its fine. You post about one BBBJ being better than the other and you totally ignore 2 key facts of mongering: TEHO and YMMV. Yuna's BBBJ is better for me by far. Key words there 'for me'. You're an asshole so maybe Yuna doesn't give you the 'suck chrome off a trailer hitch' treatment. Thats fine I'm going to continue regardless what you think. Go ahead and get mad, call some people faggots and other assorted names. Most of us here are just going to keep on fucking. And then?

[Ck813]

Tell the truth and all hopefully will be good. Like admin 2 says, Hawaii has the most posts of us guys going at each other. I still don't understand shills. In my opinion, shills will damage an AMP more the help it. If a shill says an AMP or a provider is awesome and we go and the provider sucks, the provider hopefully will go down fast and change their ways.

About a month or so ago, I wanted to start a new username, and when I did I made the mistake of writing a review full of overly effusive praise of a provider as my first post. Was flagged as a shill. My bad. Sorry. I should have known it would be seen that way. Maybe I was trying to impress the provider. Anyway, I felt bad because I think I got the provider in trouble. I'm sure she is doing fine now, but yeah lesson learned for me.

On the other hand, if I were to have a bad experience, unless I were actually swindled or mistreated, I would not inclined to complain about a provider. These women don't have it easy, and I ain't exactly a pillar of virtue. If a provider is excellent, I will share the wealth and rave about her. If a provider isn't so great, I will move on and let others form their own opinion.

[Ck813]

Don't come to this thread and don't read it! Better then punching each other out!

Some of this thread reads like an Aspergers Convention. I feel icky just reading some of it.

[Leonidas808]

Sorry brotherman, there's no doubt that they use shills. It's not just that they don't have complaints, it's that they write about these chicks like they invented sex. They write ads not reviews, if you pay attention it's not that hard to see the difference.

To be fair, they aren't the only ones who do it.

A2

About a month or so ago, I wanted to start a new username, and when I did I made the mistake of writing a review full of overly effusive praise of a provider as my first post. Was flagged as a shill. My bad. Sorry. I should have known it would be seen that way. Maybe I was trying to impress the provider. Anyway, I felt bad because I think I got the provider in trouble. I'm sure she is doing fine now, but yeah lesson learned for me.

On the other hand, if I were to have a bad experience, unless I were actually swindled or mistreated, I would not inclined to complain about a provider. These women don't have it easy, and I ain't exactly a pillar of virtue. If a provider is excellent, I will share the wealth and rave about her. If a provider isn't so great, I will move on and let others form their own opinion.

[Blake123]

Yeah bruddah whenever I get approached I put on a eastern european accent and play dumb. I tell them I don't know what they are saying, good day to you! I do that with anyone. Jehivas witnesses at my door, hoes at the bar. Got a fake name to go with it as well. I don't carry my I'd with me into the AMP just my keys and the kala to pay my hardworking ******. .

Its actually a better idea that you carry your ID with you in any situation where you can be detained. Its not the law to carry an I'd everywhere but, no ID in certain situations can lead to prolonged detentions. Not having an ID can be used as probable cause for detention when other circumstances are present. One situation would be if they cannot verify your identity as other than a suspect LE is looking for and you physically resemble, then most likely they will hold you. LE uses this practice to annoy the shit out of people. Its also practical. For instance during a raid at an AMP most of the Johns will be checked out and released. Basically to see if coincidentally you have related or unrelated warrants. However if you don't have ID they can't just take your word for it that your name Sully McCool.

Always have your ID with you when visiting an AMP.

[Tyrus]

Some of this thread reads like an Aspergers Convention. I feel icky just reading some of it.

[Ck813]

Riverratt Leiis BBBJ was way better then Yunas. Need I say more? Your rebuttals for Happiness are in question. Get the drift?

[Ck813]

Let me clarify. My reports are not misleading and is spot on from my experience. I did read the thread but I didn't read it thoroughly. I went by the ad for Leii. With Yuna I went by the few reports and the ad. When I say not in their twenties and probably 30's-40's I meant the providers I have seen.

You have over a 1000 post on USASG. You have reports on Leii and Yuna from Happiness (at least that's it recently). Are you that naive to not actually read the reports on Leii and Yuna? You claim to have been misled by reports, however there is a good track of detailed reports on both of them, so I would assume you didn't read them. Intel on Leii is pretty detailed going all the way back to her AKA name Nina at Top. Yeah she is over 40 as has been described and there are accurate descriptions of her physically. Aside from Ads (which don't have age claims currently for Happiness), I haven't seen any reports that claimed either of them were in their 20's. Who believes Ad ages? And most of us with any degree of experience can tell the fake Ad pics from the real ones.

There are how many girls at Happiness? 11,12? Sasha is possibly in her 20's no older than early 30's but who gives a fuck she is smoking hot and will fuck your brains out. Stella is most certainly in her 20's, not going on the pics in the Ad which appear to be real just like Sashas, I've seen her up close, real close. Connie is probably around 40 + or -, but certainly real pics and no misleading reports on her age or description. Laura is maybe late 20's or early 30's, don't know about her pics...

[RiverRat22]

Yeah bruddah whenever I get approached I put on a eastern european accent and play dumb. I tell them I don't know what they are saying, good day to you! I do that with anyone. Jehivas witnesses at my door, hoes at the bar. Got a fake name to go with it as well. I don't carry my I'd with me into the AMP just my keys and the kala to pay my hardworking ******. .

Its actually a better idea that you carry your ID with you in any situation where you can be detained. Its not the law to carry an I'd everywhere but, no ID in certain situations can lead to prolonged detentions. Not having an ID can be used as probable cause for detention when other circumstances are present. One situation would be if they cannot verify your identity as other than a suspect LE is looking for and you physically resemble, then most likely they will hold you. LE uses this practice to annoy the shit out of people. Its also practical. For instance during a raid at an AMP most of the Johns will be checked out and released. Basically to see if coincidentally you have related or unrelated warrants. However if you don't have ID they can't just take your word for it that your name Sully McCool.

[Leonidas808]

Speak for yourselves. Its the sex for many.

Yeah, you're right. It's best to keep things simple.

[YongerMonger]

But cop seemed to have no interests in me.

He just asked me whether I saw one white truck and hapa / haole guy in pictures. I am foreigner so couldn't understand what was going fully in such nervous moment but guess that guy in pic was a kind of cocaine dealer or such thing.

No ID check, no asking about my privacy. No asking of where I am from or my immigrant status at all. I was just asked whether I saw that truck and man.

It happened out of AMP. (But I guess cop saw me getting out of AMP).

But it was never a good experience.

Yeah bruddah whenever I get approached I put on a eastern european accent and play dumb. I tell them I don't know what they are saying, good day to you! I do that with anyone. Jehivas witnesses at my door, hoes at the bar. Got a fake name to go with it as well. I don't carry my I'd with me into the AMP just my keys and the kala to pay my hardworking ******. .

[RiverRat22]

PapaSan posted a glowing review of Apple on the Happiness thread saying she was 23 and gave great service, this was total bs, she is a MILF at least 43 with the saggiest tits, droopy nipples, pooch, and a scar that runs from her puss to her belly button. She was advertised on backpage with a fake pic saying GFE spinner. She has a nose like a rodeo clown, and had a bad attitude. No dfk cause she was ugly, no fiv, no p to p as PapaSan claimed, only did BJ because of her rules and attitude, she wanted me to cum on those horrible sunken tits, not in her mouth, she then sucks after I face fuck her and say ok, she keeps sucking till I cum then says what the fuck? She stops and says she's going to go brush her teeth and clean up. I get dressed, she finally comes back, I leave her full tip, should have left just fifty for BJ, and walk out. Waste of $$. Thanks PapaSan. I'm warning others on other threads that Apple at Happiness is an old ugly MILF with lame service. She should be at Smile Spa or some other dive spa not Happiness!

I passed her right by the water cooler going to the shower and coming out of the shower passed her at the Shoe rack (at least I think its a shoe rack I'm usually busy and not worried about the furniture) no way she is 43. She looked pretty good to me. A tad bit plain. Her hair is in a bob cut just like the pics and body wise they are a good representation if not real. She was wrapping a towel around herself on my way back from the shower and a quick glimpse of her tits I didn't see anything horrible. She was light on makeup so I could tell she is fairly youthful looking. Nothing modal-like but not a rodeo clown. Her nose looked quite normal to me. To me she could be a spinner by most guys standards, unless you are a small guy or something. I was with Sasha coming out of the shower and they were right next to each other, Apple is shorter and narrower than Sasha.