Massage Parlor Reports

[Walker333]

Agree 100%.

I also agree with Bob, especially because provider's age is a matter of monger's taste. However, regardless of their age, current talent at Macau is not attractive.

In any case, I don't get what (+1) means.

[TDG55]

I go home every night down archer. And has always wanted to try it. Have a little overtime so if I'm going to try it nows the time. I am an African American if that makes a difference and 50+ any and all advice is welcome. Especially price. Thanks fellow mongers.

[Pilatus65]

Agree 100%.

Posting on here is not necessarily emblematic of maturity, intellect or compassion. Those are earned-over-life commodities.

[Confucius]

I can testify that Joe's advice has always been solid. Of course, I'm sure his game is sufficient to get him through ANY YMMV situation.

I always have to smile when someone says "old" ladies in their 40's. Being 64, I consider being with a 40-year-old is cradle robbing (like with my Chinese "wife" Mei ("L") who actually is a grandmother! Hopefully, we can measure our contact with a woman by more than just looks. Over the years, I've met many "older" people who are intelligent, witty, kind, awesome cooks, and incredibly sensual and sexy. You'd be very shortsighted to look down on these people. My life has been immeasurably enriched by them. Bob.

Agree 100%.

[Bob521]

I can testify that Joe's advice has always been solid. Of course, I'm sure his game is sufficient to get him through ANY YMMV situation.

I always have to smile when someone says "old" ladies in their 40's. Being 64, I consider being with a 40-year-old is cradle robbing (like with my Chinese "wife" Mei ("L") who actually is a grandmother! Hopefully, we can measure our contact with a woman by more than just looks. Over the years, I've met many "older" people who are intelligent, witty, kind, awesome cooks, and incredibly sensual and sexy. You'd be very shortsighted to look down on these people. My life has been immeasurably enriched by them. Bob.

Be aware that Your fantasy could be ruined because mts there are not pretty, in fact just an opposite, and it's YMMV.

[Walker333]

While I'm not sure a finger in the ass will get me going, it has always been a fantasy of mine to have an older Asian woman jerk me off. Macau it is. Does anyone know if the surrounding area is a little sketchy? It's east of Armour Square and I'd be most likely taking a cab there and the train back.

Be aware that Your fantasy could be ruined because mts there are not pretty, in fact just an opposite, and it's YMMV.

[MWiggly2]

I used to be a frequent visitor but haven't been there since the bust until last week. Things were looking pretty good. I drew "Lucky" she was OK, but not exactly attractive- call her plain (with a lot of makeup) Got a decent Table shower, went to room for massage and pretty much everything fell apart. Sparing the unnecessary details, she was quick to want to get to the tipping.

She asked for $ for a HE and $. 4 for FS and that's on top of the door fee. So for $$. 20 I get an crappy massage and FS with a plain girl. Much better deals elsewhere. I declined the service and asked for only massage. I got in my car and drove off. I look at the clock and realize I was in there less than 30 minutes. I turned around and went in to ask for a refund. After a lot of bitching they gave me back 1/2 the door fee. I made it clear that I wouldn't come back.

What was really freaky was after I left, a car with 3 asian men followed me out of the lot. I made several turns before they veered off. I decided to drive back to Pine Tree and guess who was sitting in the parking lot? Yeah the same 3 guys. I can't say it was related but mamasan picked up her cell phone while I was waiting for my refund.

Keep in mind, mamasan recognized me as a former regular. Never had issues in the past. I've been a hobbyist for 10 yrs so I know how to act when entering the spa. Definitely won't be going back.

[Avg Joe]

While I'm not sure a finger in the ass will get me going, it has always been a fantasy of mine to have an older Asian woman jerk me off. Macau it is. Does anyone know if the surrounding area is a little sketchy? It's east of Armour Square and I'd be most likely taking a cab there and the train back.

Wentworth Ave in Chinatown and the Red Line station there should be ok during daytime or early evening hours. After dark it does get a little sketchy. I have been there dozens of times and never had a problem.

AJ.

[CafeRaceritali]

Any intel on their new location by addison / pulaski??

Phone number shows two identical location both 4006 Archer and Addison.

I went there last summer. Place was pretty dirty. No table shower. The girl was cute. Was a ligit massage. Likely the kind of place you have to invest some time. But the girl was really cute. Boy shorts. I love boy shorts.

[NewManL]

Not sure if I'm my own with this one but I've always enjoyed an old asian grandma jerking me off for dear life with her finger in my ass. I think its hysterical!

Finger.

While I'm not sure a finger in the ass will get me going, it has always been a fantasy of mine to have an older Asian woman jerk me off. Macau it is. Does anyone know if the surrounding area is a little sketchy? It's east of Armour Square and I'd be most likely taking a cab there and the train back.

[Avg Joe]

Not sure if I'm my own with this one but I've always enjoyed an old asian grandma jerking me off for dear life with her finger in my ass. I think its hysterical!

Finger.

Now I'm going to have this mental image stuck in my head the rest of the day.

Thanks FB.

AJ.

[SmileySam]

Not sure if I'm my own with this one but I've always enjoyed an old asian grandma jerking me off for dear life with her finger in my ass. I think its hysterical!

Finger.

Excuse me while I barf!

[FngrBngr]

IMHO a person will enjoy Macau only if he is looking for a decent massage, otherwise it's a challenge because they all are over 40 (probably late forties or early fifties) ABSOLUTELY AND DEFINITELY NOT GOOD LOOKING!

Overall all of them are nice people, but from the erotic perspective they are on the opposite side. AND YMMV in respect of leaving happy.

Not sure if I'm my own with this one but I've always enjoyed an old asian grandma jerking me off for dear life with her finger in my ass. I think its hysterical!

Finger.

[Avg Joe]

In Macau YMMV, providers are not sexy and old, just friendly.

Macau is friendly, yes. Sometimes they get a younger one but not too often.

I see one from time to time who is in her mid 50's, does not dress sexy and while working has her hair pulled back. If you walked into an MP you would not think much of her. However, once in the room when the hair comes down and the clothes come off she is pretty, has a rockin body and knows how to use it. Originally met her at the flower shop but we keep in contact since she has moved on.

AJ.

[BluCottonCandy]

A week ago I found myself north of the border in Wi, I checked out racine kenosha backpage and was not disappointed in the 2 places I went. I never popped twice before, not only did I, I was encouraged from the start. 65 door 50 tip, will return to both.

39th ave.

22nd street.