Massage Parlor Reports

[PwnLife]

I go home every night down archer. And has always wanted to try it. Have a little overtime so if I'm going to try it nows the time. I am an African American if that makes a difference and 50+ any and all advice is welcome. Especially price. Thanks fellow mongers.

Most of the ads for places down archer and chinatown say no AA. Maybe try to find one that will take you and become a regular. Tell them up front over the phone that you're AA and see if they'll take you so you don't waste your time. 50+ shouldn't be a problem. The Asian apartments in chinatown seem to take the house fee and no need to worry about extra tipping. The regular AMPs just seem to run your standard operating procedure house-fee+tip, and YMMV.

[PwnLife]

I am continuing to have difficulty finding a good intersection of massage skills: A good deep tissue massage with calming smoothness and a pleasant completion. My last two experiences were at AMPs known for Pleasant endings. The massage however was almost as if they were inexperienced with deep tissue. The quality of the massage remains my priority. Today I drove past green on Halsted but found no parking. So I stopped by elegant on grand. I called ahead for a deep tissue massage. I have previously read the forum. The off street parking previously described is gone. On the side of the building is parking reserved for pizza fans. Behind the building is fenced in.

I was greeted by three MT. A petite woman, possibly the youngest, was hunched over her phone sitting behind the desk. She never lifted her head or made eye contact with me. At the desk was the thirtyish fairly attractive lady of medium build. She verified my phone number and name for a ledger. I am presuming that this is to screen repeat business. There was a report from princess Thai about more nefarious reasons for this activity yet. I found out later that these two women were Claire who is reported as erotic but pricey, and Tina who is described as overpriced and less talented. **please chime in as to which one is Tina and Claire*.

The third woman, Grace, gave the Massage. She has a larger frame, plain face with antibiotic (stained teeth. She has not been reviewed IIRC. She was pleasant and friendly. Her Swedish / transition / Tease skills were quite good. The Finish was above average. The back walk was ungraceful and clunky. The only thing going for it was that she used her body weight to generate force. The first part of the deep tissue was clumsy as well, similar to my recently reported pricey experience with Jeanne at World. Door was 75 but don't remember getting change. (She also forgot my water so she may just be ditzy.) I tipped 60 for effort and no haggling. My exit was business like without any of the "come back soon honey" I am used to.

I think I got the "getting to know you" experience given some of the physicality during the Massage.

I would not repeat for grace but would like to hear more about Claire and how to recognize her.

Tina's the petite one. She has good backwalk, I've seen reviews of her having bad massage, but I think she's either gotten better or she maybe only does a good job on guys she likes (I think I'm in the like category).

[Rocket Dork]

Empty your inbox. Rocket Dork.

[E2304]

I was looking for change of pace. Called around noon for deep tissue. Told they were hooked up for 2 days. Olympus deferred. I hope they weren't red-lining me.

[E2304]

I am continuing to have difficulty finding a good intersection of massage skills: A good deep tissue massage with calming smoothness and a pleasant completion. My last two experiences were at AMPs known for Pleasant endings. The massage however was almost as if they were inexperienced with deep tissue. The quality of the massage remains my priority. Today I drove past green on Halsted but found no parking. So I stopped by elegant on grand. I called ahead for a deep tissue massage. I have previously read the forum. The off street parking previously described is gone. On the side of the building is parking reserved for pizza fans. Behind the building is fenced in.

I was greeted by three MT. A petite woman, possibly the youngest, was hunched over her phone sitting behind the desk. She never lifted her head or made eye contact with me. At the desk was the thirtyish fairly attractive lady of medium build. She verified my phone number and name for a ledger. I am presuming that this is to screen repeat business. There was a report from princess Thai about more nefarious reasons for this activity yet. I found out later that these two women were Claire who is reported as erotic but pricey, and Tina who is described as overpriced and less talented. **please chime in as to which one is Tina and Claire*.

The third woman, Grace, gave the Massage. She has a larger frame, plain face with antibiotic (stained teeth. She has not been reviewed IIRC. She was pleasant and friendly. Her Swedish / transition / Tease skills were quite good. The Finish was above average. The back walk was ungraceful and clunky. The only thing going for it was that she used her body weight to generate force. The first part of the deep tissue was clumsy as well, similar to my recently reported pricey experience with Jeanne at World. Door was 75 but don't remember getting change. (She also forgot my water so she may just be ditzy.) I tipped 60 for effort and no haggling. My exit was business like without any of the "come back soon honey" I am used to.

I think I got the "getting to know you" experience given some of the physicality during the Massage.

I would not repeat for grace but would like to hear more about Claire and how to recognize her.

[Walker333]

Agree 100%.

I also agree with Bob, especially because provider's age is a matter of monger's taste. However, regardless of their age, current talent at Macau is not attractive.

In any case, I don't get what (+1) means.

[TDG55]

I go home every night down archer. And has always wanted to try it. Have a little overtime so if I'm going to try it nows the time. I am an African American if that makes a difference and 50+ any and all advice is welcome. Especially price. Thanks fellow mongers.

[Pilatus65]

Agree 100%.

Posting on here is not necessarily emblematic of maturity, intellect or compassion. Those are earned-over-life commodities.

[Confucius]

I can testify that Joe's advice has always been solid. Of course, I'm sure his game is sufficient to get him through ANY YMMV situation.

I always have to smile when someone says "old" ladies in their 40's. Being 64, I consider being with a 40-year-old is cradle robbing (like with my Chinese "wife" Mei ("L") who actually is a grandmother! Hopefully, we can measure our contact with a woman by more than just looks. Over the years, I've met many "older" people who are intelligent, witty, kind, awesome cooks, and incredibly sensual and sexy. You'd be very shortsighted to look down on these people. My life has been immeasurably enriched by them. Bob.

Agree 100%.

[Bob521]

I can testify that Joe's advice has always been solid. Of course, I'm sure his game is sufficient to get him through ANY YMMV situation.

I always have to smile when someone says "old" ladies in their 40's. Being 64, I consider being with a 40-year-old is cradle robbing (like with my Chinese "wife" Mei ("L") who actually is a grandmother! Hopefully, we can measure our contact with a woman by more than just looks. Over the years, I've met many "older" people who are intelligent, witty, kind, awesome cooks, and incredibly sensual and sexy. You'd be very shortsighted to look down on these people. My life has been immeasurably enriched by them. Bob.

Be aware that Your fantasy could be ruined because mts there are not pretty, in fact just an opposite, and it's YMMV.

[Walker333]

While I'm not sure a finger in the ass will get me going, it has always been a fantasy of mine to have an older Asian woman jerk me off. Macau it is. Does anyone know if the surrounding area is a little sketchy? It's east of Armour Square and I'd be most likely taking a cab there and the train back.

Be aware that Your fantasy could be ruined because mts there are not pretty, in fact just an opposite, and it's YMMV.

[MWiggly2]

I used to be a frequent visitor but haven't been there since the bust until last week. Things were looking pretty good. I drew "Lucky" she was OK, but not exactly attractive- call her plain (with a lot of makeup) Got a decent Table shower, went to room for massage and pretty much everything fell apart. Sparing the unnecessary details, she was quick to want to get to the tipping.

She asked for $ for a HE and $. 4 for FS and that's on top of the door fee. So for $$. 20 I get an crappy massage and FS with a plain girl. Much better deals elsewhere. I declined the service and asked for only massage. I got in my car and drove off. I look at the clock and realize I was in there less than 30 minutes. I turned around and went in to ask for a refund. After a lot of bitching they gave me back 1/2 the door fee. I made it clear that I wouldn't come back.

What was really freaky was after I left, a car with 3 asian men followed me out of the lot. I made several turns before they veered off. I decided to drive back to Pine Tree and guess who was sitting in the parking lot? Yeah the same 3 guys. I can't say it was related but mamasan picked up her cell phone while I was waiting for my refund.

Keep in mind, mamasan recognized me as a former regular. Never had issues in the past. I've been a hobbyist for 10 yrs so I know how to act when entering the spa. Definitely won't be going back.

[Avg Joe]

While I'm not sure a finger in the ass will get me going, it has always been a fantasy of mine to have an older Asian woman jerk me off. Macau it is. Does anyone know if the surrounding area is a little sketchy? It's east of Armour Square and I'd be most likely taking a cab there and the train back.

Wentworth Ave in Chinatown and the Red Line station there should be ok during daytime or early evening hours. After dark it does get a little sketchy. I have been there dozens of times and never had a problem.

AJ.

[CafeRaceritali]

Any intel on their new location by addison / pulaski??

Phone number shows two identical location both 4006 Archer and Addison.

I went there last summer. Place was pretty dirty. No table shower. The girl was cute. Was a ligit massage. Likely the kind of place you have to invest some time. But the girl was really cute. Boy shorts. I love boy shorts.

[NewManL]

Not sure if I'm my own with this one but I've always enjoyed an old asian grandma jerking me off for dear life with her finger in my ass. I think its hysterical!

Finger.

While I'm not sure a finger in the ass will get me going, it has always been a fantasy of mine to have an older Asian woman jerk me off. Macau it is. Does anyone know if the surrounding area is a little sketchy? It's east of Armour Square and I'd be most likely taking a cab there and the train back.