Massage Parlor Reports

[Ekoe115]

Hey Gents,

Had a pretty piss poor experience with Jenny from St Charles this afternoon. I'm typically a lurker on this board, preferring to post on TER. However when I attempted to review her I learned she's 'unlisted' - essentially TER doesn't allow reviews of her. Posting here instead:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-happy/5702203

Date of last visit.

March 2017.

General details.

Take a look at my profile. I have 26 previous reviews. Jenny is being given the lowest overall performance review I've ever handed out.

Don't waste your precious time / money on this woman. It felt like an old prison warden was giving me a massage.

The juicy details.

My overall thoughts after the fact of seeing this woman is she may have a couple screws loose in a way that makes her terrible for this job.

Schedule an appointment for late afternoon. She gave me the address and told me to text her when I arrived at her office. I arrive on time and let her know. She proceeds to make me wait 20 min as she's not ready. OK fine. I'm late occasionally as well. When I get in she informs me that my time will be a hard stop at the original hour. I approached the wrong door and it took me about 90 seconds to come around to the correct door to the office building. Then she proceeds to verbally berate me about my stupidity in not finding the correct door. She then gives about an 8 minute massage. The weakest, lamest massage I've ever gotten. All the while spouting nonsense and generally being angry with me. It felt like a prison warden was giving me a massage. I should've just grabbed my money and left. But I fucking came out here. I wanted to nut.

She has me flip and proceeds to start a lame ass handjob. More verbal abuse about how I am a 'weird' guy. Obvious mental problems from this girl. I get up because my dick goes soft. Mind you I don't have impotence problems. I have 3-4 natural erections a day. A man can only take so much.

Walk out the door after 15 minutes of being inside. So all told I paid for 60 min. She's 20 min late. I leave after 15 min with her.

[Flstn96]

Amanda has been around a long time, it has to be close to 20 years, she first had a place across 270 from the old big foot, in the strip center. She then moved to granite city for probably the last 15 years. Good massage, but I have tried her many times, when she drops her rates. All reports are legit.

Re. Amanda: Saw her back in December. Nice little house / business at the end of a quiet street. Great massage with hot stones. Got the feeling she's all legit.

[Jerald800]

Ok, so I did stop by last week to the other therapist Mia at Body Works. From my last post all remains the same as far as the cleanliness of the facility goes. Although Mia gives a good massage she doesn't quite perform as well as Victoria. The run down: Her room isn't set up as relaxing or soothing as the other masseuse. On the flip, its the same but huge difference, it was good but Victoria is a dirty talker & that's what I like because most girls won't do that. I mean she even moans during the moment. She charges as Victoria does except there were no on-the house as it was my 1st time like Victoria had done, I know every masseuse is different so it is what it is. I will always make this my first choice but will remain with Victoria for the time being. Good-Luck.

[Bill Bradsky]

Any intel over this ad. Or similar?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-arrival-b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l-sexy-open-minded-312-339-9344-asian-playmate/23756213

It is mainly one lady with three phone numbers. The independent Asian scene here has really gone down hill lately. It is unfortunate because we used to get some real cuties through here. Maybe warm weather will change things. Until then, I recommend buying a plane ticket to places with much higher Asian populations.

[Londingo]

Re. Amanda: Saw her back in December. Nice little house / business at the end of a quiet street. Great massage with hot stones. Got the feeling she's all legit.

Tried her out a week ago good location okay massage only got a 30 min though no signs of extras but just a funny thing for once my masseuse looked better in person than her pictures great tits no teasing or anything though but as always YMMV.

[MScofield]

Any intel over this ad. Or similar?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-arrival-b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l-sexy-open-minded-312-339-9344-asian-playmate/23756213

[Deldel]

I haven't seen this one reviewed and I've visited a few times so I thought I'd share my info.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...erapy/20059605

Great massage, attractive middle aged brunette MILF type with standard finish. Seemed like more options might be available but I can't confirm since I didn't partake. Massage is done on a table in her living room. Nice, safe condo near the Subaru / Nissan dealer.

Has anyone tried Amanda recently? She's got tons on cleavage in her new ads since moving to Maryland heights. Wondering if that would translate to any additional service.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...80%BF/24012589

Re. Amanda: Saw her back in December. Nice little house / business at the end of a quiet street. Great massage with hot stones. Got the feeling she's all legit.

[Edge6911]

I've been visiting this site literally for years. Just signed up for a membership recently so I could have access to the search feature at least.

Anyway after a few reports decided to give VIP a try.

I left happy and didn't have to ask. A pleasant surprise after asking at so many other places and left with DIY or worse.

I took 30 minute option.

Massage was actually good and the bonus wa just that.

Sorry didn't get a name but got the feeling everyone is onboard.

Was even offered to touch breasts which I of course accepted.

[OldMongrel]

I've never seen her, but if it's the same Christian that use to post with pics in her ad, she looks like she lives under a trash can and has a glass disk glued to her mouth.

Yes, that number is for the same skinny Christian that's been around for years. I've never met her but I don't think there has ever been any reports of her ripping anyone off.

She may hold the record for using the same name for the most years, so she must not be hiding much.

[QJSseven]

I haven't seen this one reviewed and I've visited a few times so I thought I'd share my info.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...erapy/20059605

Great massage, attractive middle aged brunette MILF type with standard finish. Seemed like more options might be available but I can't confirm since I didn't partake. Massage is done on a table in her living room. Nice, safe condo near the Subaru / Nissan dealer.

Has anyone tried Amanda recently? She's got tons on cleavage in her new ads since moving to Maryland heights. Wondering if that would translate to any additional service.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...80%BF/24012589

[QueNine]

Been alot of reports on her, use the search and put in her name. Worked as an escort, in and out call, mostly bad reviews, few good, has worked with lots of younger BP girls. Never anything other then always in a dangerous part of town as far as problems.

I've never seen her, but if it's the same Christian that use to post with pics in her ad, she looks like she lives under a trash can and has a glass disk glued to her mouth.

[Wyghost]

Anybody seen this one http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...58413/23756347.

Went to her place last night not so nice neighborhood. Met her outside she a little older than her pics she sent me pics before. Well anyway looked to shady for me since I saw someone go in the house right when I was talking to her outside. At first she went off on me and then sent other text saying its a boarding house so other people live there. Sent me a slew of text asking me to come back saying how safe it is and no one will mess with me. Said she will treat me really good and won't regret it.

Anybody seen her?

Been alot of reports on her, use the search and put in her name. Worked as an escort, in and out call, mostly bad reviews, few good, has worked with lots of younger BP girls. Never anything other then always in a dangerous part of town as far as problems.

[Deldel]

Is this the older deathly skinny white woman named Christian? I never saw her but she used to work and live on the north side according to her ads. Nothing located on the north side is considered a "safe neighborhood" BTW. And that's not an exaggeration.

Been around forever and has a lot of bad reviews re. Rip offs, etc. Looks like the typical crack head. Used to advertise as "37", which may have been a decade ago.

[Fire1234]

Anybody seen this one http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...58413/23756347.

Went to her place last night not so nice neighborhood. Met her outside she a little older than her pics she sent me pics before. Well anyway looked to shady for me since I saw someone go in the house right when I was talking to her outside. At first she went off on me and then sent other text saying its a boarding house so other people live there. Sent me a slew of text asking me to come back saying how safe it is and no one will mess with me. Said she will treat me really good and won't regret it.

Anybody seen her?

Is this the older deathly skinny white woman named Christian? I never saw her but she used to work and live on the north side according to her ads. Nothing located on the north side is considered a "safe neighborhood" BTW. And that's not an exaggeration.

[Londingo]

Was thinking about trying any advice or details would be appreciated pm me with details so I know how much green to take with me.