Massage Parlor Reports

[RichieGR]

I have seen Jenn a couple of times and felt the need to pass another positive review her way. This forum is full of people who by the sounds of things are not getting their $$ worth and striking out daily.

Search the boards and you will find that Jenn is a legit provider, hot as hell and gives great service.

For $0. 8 (0. 4+0. 4 tip) you can get a great hhr massage and a very relaxing ending. Clothes are discarded without any prompting and she's a pretty nice person. No upsell, mention of cash, and the only pressure she applies is in her hands. Oh yeah, she has really nice back art and pierced nipples too! For those of you interested in more services, I am afraid you are out of luck or I haven't cracked the bank.

I've gone back and forth on escort vs masseuse. For around $1. 0 or less you can have either for hhr but honestly some days it's just more relaxing to have a body rub and the same ending. Typically there is less drama and Jenn delivers every time.

One of these days I'll make my way to see the Cascade Blondor Torie but it's tough to pass on Jenn if she is available. You can have your AMPs and MPs, I'll stick with the private stuff for now.

Happy hunting and good luck.

I concur. The only issue with her is scheduling. There are times when she seems spaced out or high. When you do get in, not much better than her.

[White300]

I have seen Jenn a couple of times and felt the need to pass another positive review her way. This forum is full of people who by the sounds of things are not getting their $$ worth and striking out daily.

Search the boards and you will find that Jenn is a legit provider, hot as hell and gives great service.

For $0. 8 (0. 4+0. 4 tip) you can get a great hhr massage and a very relaxing ending. Clothes are discarded without any prompting and she's a pretty nice person. No upsell, mention of cash, and the only pressure she applies is in her hands. Oh yeah, she has really nice back art and pierced nipples too! For those of you interested in more services, I am afraid you are out of luck or I haven't cracked the bank.

I've gone back and forth on escort vs masseuse. For around $1. 0 or less you can have either for hhr but honestly some days it's just more relaxing to have a body rub and the same ending. Typically there is less drama and Jenn delivers every time.

One of these days I'll make my way to see the Cascade Blondor Torie but it's tough to pass on Jenn if she is available. You can have your AMPs and MPs, I'll stick with the private stuff for now.

Happy hunting and good luck.

I am enjoying the irony of her new ad. She states "Any no show will be ignored from all future appointments". She has left me sitting in the parking lot twice.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...l-day/28111384

[JMaul]

I have seen Jenn a couple of times and felt the need to pass another positive review her way. This forum is full of people who by the sounds of things are not getting their $$ worth and striking out daily.

Search the boards and you will find that Jenn is a legit provider, hot as hell and gives great service.

For $0. 8 (0. 4+0. 4 tip) you can get a great hhr massage and a very relaxing ending. Clothes are discarded without any prompting and she's a pretty nice person. No upsell, mention of cash, and the only pressure she applies is in her hands. Oh yeah, she has really nice back art and pierced nipples too! For those of you interested in more services, I am afraid you are out of luck or I haven't cracked the bank.

I've gone back and forth on escort vs masseuse. For around $1. 0 or less you can have either for hhr but honestly some days it's just more relaxing to have a body rub and the same ending. Typically there is less drama and Jenn delivers every time.

One of these days I'll make my way to see the Cascade Blondor Torie but it's tough to pass on Jenn if she is available. You can have your AMPs and MPs, I'll stick with the private stuff for now.

Happy hunting and good luck.

[Benz1]

Just an FYI. That time is state mandated. A LICENSED Therapist is allowed 5 min before and after each session. This is client clothes changing time and time to re adjust the room.

If you want a full hour you have to see the right massage therapist I know of only 1 that works at an MP. Amber At Royal, 1 private residence Sweety (Simply Sweet on CL) and 1 UTR that gives me more than an hour (I will not reveal her name) in all my Grand Rapids experience I only found 3 that will give you a CMT quality massage plus give you Full Hour Massage.

[Jaynna]

I travel all over the US and when the time allows I enjoy a nice massage with HE.

Last week I was in Phoenix and a lot of the ads now offer the hour massages as 50 minutes. They are very upfront about. When I contacted one provider she said that this started a year or so back and that they are following what you get when you go to "a psychiatrist" WTF I literally laughed in her face when she told me that.

I found a provider that offered an hour and when I got there was done after 50 minutes with the same reason.

I like the idea of making a note verbally of the time when you walk in and then if shorted make sure she knows.

Keep pushing the "hour is a hour".

Be safe.

Just an FYI. That time is state mandated. A LICENSED Therapist is allowed 5 min before and after each session. This is client clothes changing time and time to re adjust the room.

[Spartan191]

I say be bold and let them know you don't put up with being shorted on time. Wait until they get you in the room and are ready to start then pull out your phone and say "Ok, let me set my timer". Always works for me.

I travel all over the US and when the time allows I enjoy a nice massage with HE.

Last week I was in Phoenix and a lot of the ads now offer the hour massages as 50 minutes. They are very upfront about. When I contacted one provider she said that this started a year or so back and that they are following what you get when you go to "a psychiatrist" WTF I literally laughed in her face when she told me that.

I found a provider that offered an hour and when I got there was done after 50 minutes with the same reason.

I like the idea of making a note verbally of the time when you walk in and then if shorted make sure she knows.

Keep pushing the "hour is a hour".

Be safe.

[Shawtren]

This is why I like being here, clean discussion. Let me clarify that my position is such that my monger funding doesn't come easy. I've posted about this before. I have to run circles to fund my playtime in order not to trigger an internal audit. Its rather complex and I'm not going to divulge my pathway here but I will tell you it takes time. My visits are limited and so is my funding due to this. What I am saying is that I want the biggest bang for a buck as it were. I reluctantly and invariably head to a MP when things get either tight or non-existent with BP. Arguably you could probably offer a cost of a typical door fee or clarify a SS to any BP'are for a simple HE with little or no resistance. I have. It's more work than walking into a MP and being taken on a ring ride but truthfully I think you have the option if you want more, you can have it. My C: BP ratio just was exceed, I had to go. We all know what that's like on the wallet, we all do stupid shit when that happens. There should be an app for that!

Thanks guys, happy mongering out there!

I too have a similar issue. It's a little about the money and a LOT about the time. I am on a very short leash for both work and my SO, so if I am off the radar for long, it does get noticed.

I have a great provider that gives me a very detailed massage for the whole half hour every time, and I stick with ehr as much as possible. There are however times when our schedules do not jive, so I visit others.

I do not expect a buffet for $10, but I DO expect a half hour for a half hours fee.

[Naughty12]

You and Blackfire have good points and that would be the right approach. Assuming that your massuse will give you the full hour and not short you on time, as many of them do. Why is it so difficult to find a girl willing to give you a full hour massage? Are they just too lazy or greedy?

I found 2 that will always give me my full hour Amber at Royal and Sweetie (simply sweet) on CL.

This is why I like being here, clean discussion. Let me clarify that my position is such that my monger funding doesn't come easy. I've posted about this before. I have to run circles to fund my playtime in order not to trigger an internal audit. Its rather complex and I'm not going to divulge my pathway here but I will tell you it takes time. My visits are limited and so is my funding due to this. What I am saying is that I want the biggest bang for a buck as it were. I reluctantly and invariably head to a MP when things get either tight or non-existent with BP. Arguably you could probably offer a cost of a typical door fee or clarify a SS to any BP'are for a simple HE with little or no resistance. I have. It's more work than walking into a MP and being taken on a ring ride but truthfully I think you have the option if you want more, you can have it. My C: BP ratio just was exceed, I had to go. We all know what that's like on the wallet, we all do stupid shit when that happens. There should be an app for that!

Thanks guys, happy mongering out there!

[Love The Lips]

You and Blackfire have good points and that would be the right approach. Assuming that your massuse will give you the full hour and not short you on time, as many of them do. Why is it so difficult to find a girl willing to give you a full hour massage? Are they just too lazy or greedy?

I found 2 that will always give me my full hour Amber at Royal and Sweetie (simply sweet) on CL.

I say be bold and let them know you don't put up with being shorted on time. Wait until they get you in the room and are ready to start then pull out your phone and say "Ok, let me set my timer". Always works for me.

[Benz1]

I agree with Blackfire. By opting for a 1/2 hr massage, you are screwing up the logistics of the whole event. You are going to get what you what with no BS if you opt for the hour, get a massage at most places for 40 minutes- minus the table shower groping portion and then the last 20 minutes is happy time. You are just confusing the AMP and putting a wrench into their efforts to do everything in a timely manner. I was initially concerned that this place was a problem when I saw your post, but you just screwed yourself up. The previous poster that reported on this place got fun 69 action in addition to multiple positions.

Stop trying to be cheap; you don't go to a buffet with a $10 bill.

You and Blackfire have good points and that would be the right approach. Assuming that your massuse will give you the full hour and not short you on time, as many of them do. Why is it so difficult to find a girl willing to give you a full hour massage? Are they just too lazy or greedy?

I found 2 that will always give me my full hour Amber at Royal and Sweetie (simply sweet) on CL.

[Hotcarl76]

Been around a while myself. Even back in the day at LA Spa the tip for a HE was $40 minimum, around $100 for a BJ finish and $140 or so for FS. I assume those are probably still going rates today, I know a HE with a topless masseuse (which is mostly what is available around here these days) is hard to come by for less than a $40 tip. More if they shed more clothes and allow roaming. For my money, I prefer to pay the $60 door fee and enjoy the whole hour for an extra $20, and it seems like the chance to build a little more rapport during the hour can help with the mileage at the ending.

I agree with Blackfire. By opting for a 1/2 hr massage, you are screwing up the logistics of the whole event. You are going to get what you what with no BS if you opt for the hour, get a massage at most places for 40 minutes- minus the table shower groping portion and then the last 20 minutes is happy time. You are just confusing the AMP and putting a wrench into their efforts to do everything in a timely manner. I was initially concerned that this place was a problem when I saw your post, but you just screwed yourself up. The previous poster that reported on this place got fun 69 action in addition to multiple positions.

Stop trying to be cheap; you don't go to a buffet with a $10 bill.

[Blackfire]

Ok let me first start by saying: Someone hit me in the head with a frying pan please!

Now that's out of the way, I stopped in at Healing Hands Massage, 28th st. Yesterday just on a oh'mesohorny flyby and no luck with BP'rs responding. I'll say I was hornier than a jackrabbit due to the dead ends on BP, yet my expeditions were tempered due to the last BS / nevergoback experience at the MP over on 28th and Breton. Yet I go in head first into the unknown.

Pros:

Clandestine parking.

Stand up shower.

Cons: where do I start?

This is what I hate, it seems like a shell game when you go in. Like I don't know what's going on or who is going or take care of me. I know the drill, not my first rodeo. Mammason does the greet and walks in a someone. Got it. But this place is a bit twisted. Older gals nothing young yesterday maybe Sunday? Doubt it.

I tell her 1/2 hr (maybe a bad start).

I said you have shower, yes!-grabs my hand and walked me back to the room. Takes the door fee for. 4. Ok good, tells me to towel up. Ok good! Comes back and grabs my hand (she's fully dressed mind you) and does the shower thing! Ok. Nothing. Little occasional brushing. Fine. Whatever.

Takes me back to the room. I'm like ok. No frills.

In walks some new lady, little dress friendly, but old. Starts with the hands and backdoor tease flip and then it starts, negotiation time! F'rick. I work it. And start low she's high we can't find a happy place. So I say, I'm good! I'm going to take matters in my own hands or I'm done. She said, you still owe! I'm like The F! I do! I paid for door fee! She then changes position and ultimately. 4 goes to HE. So I'm out. 8 which I simply caved for, but she walkes out with it before she starts with freaked me out a bit. She did come back (full disclosure).

As I drive away and think clearer, LOL.

Some thoughts from Jack Handy:

Why am I dishing. 8 for nothing when BP can feed my appetite like a golden corral, patience is a virtue!

Go home and hot shower to save a buck next time?

Who do these MP immigrants think we are, turnip seeds? I'm done with the shell game and thinking we owe them for nothing!

Swearing off MPs for now. Nothing good is coming up from these places vs the old traditional MP's, If you are old school you know what I mean. Maybe its just GR?

Maybe BP breakup, hobby sites has taken its course? Is it truly over?

Maybe more rants to follow, maybe I need a refresher course.

-N

Been around a while myself. Even back in the day at LA Spa the tip for a HE was $40 minimum, around $100 for a BJ finish and $140 or so for FS. I assume those are probably still going rates today, I know a HE with a topless masseuse (which is mostly what is available around here these days) is hard to come by for less than a $40 tip. More if they shed more clothes and allow roaming. For my money, I prefer to pay the $60 door fee and enjoy the whole hour for an extra $20, and it seems like the chance to build a little more rapport during the hour can help with the mileage at the ending.

[Naughty12]

Ok let me first start by saying: Someone hit me in the head with a frying pan please!

Now that's out of the way, I stopped in at Healing Hands Massage, 28th st. Yesterday just on a oh'mesohorny flyby and no luck with BP'rs responding. I'll say I was hornier than a jackrabbit due to the dead ends on BP, yet my expeditions were tempered due to the last BS / nevergoback experience at the MP over on 28th and Breton. Yet I go in head first into the unknown.

Pros:

Clandestine parking.

Stand up shower.

Cons: where do I start?

This is what I hate, it seems like a shell game when you go in. Like I don't know what's going on or who is going or take care of me. I know the drill, not my first rodeo. Mammason does the greet and walks in a someone. Got it. But this place is a bit twisted. Older gals nothing young yesterday maybe Sunday? Doubt it.

I tell her 1/2 hr (maybe a bad start).

I said you have shower, yes!-grabs my hand and walked me back to the room. Takes the door fee for. 4. Ok good, tells me to towel up. Ok good! Comes back and grabs my hand (she's fully dressed mind you) and does the shower thing! Ok. Nothing. Little occasional brushing. Fine. Whatever.

Takes me back to the room. I'm like ok. No frills.

In walks some new lady, little dress friendly, but old. Starts with the hands and backdoor tease flip and then it starts, negotiation time! F'rick. I work it. And start low she's high we can't find a happy place. So I say, I'm good! I'm going to take matters in my own hands or I'm done. She said, you still owe! I'm like The F! I do! I paid for door fee! She then changes position and ultimately. 4 goes to HE. So I'm out. 8 which I simply caved for, but she walkes out with it before she starts with freaked me out a bit. She did come back (full disclosure).

As I drive away and think clearer, LOL.

Some thoughts from Jack Handy:

Why am I dishing. 8 for nothing when BP can feed my appetite like a golden corral, patience is a virtue!

Go home and hot shower to save a buck next time?

Who do these MP immigrants think we are, turnip seeds? I'm done with the shell game and thinking we owe them for nothing!

Swearing off MPs for now. Nothing good is coming up from these places vs the old traditional MP's, If you are old school you know what I mean. Maybe its just GR?

Maybe BP breakup, hobby sites has taken its course? Is it truly over?

Maybe more rants to follow, maybe I need a refresher course.

-N

[TheCompany]

Looking for a Chinese Massage. New going in not to expect extras. Massage was average. No pressure and methodical. Had better. 90 minutes with tip 1. 0.

[Blackfire]

I had a dream about Candy Good massage. Menu pretty open Started with nice stand up shower. She told me next month they.

Will have a table shower there. Her English was better than ok. Started out after massage was nice BJ which lead to 69 and than FS.

Will repeat. And she was clean shaven.

Nice review. Thanks! Their ad says under 'new management', sounds like they are going to be busy! Grand Rapids needs a place like this. Any description available on Candy, and what were the $?