Massage Parlor Reports

[Hotcarl76]

Been around a while myself. Even back in the day at LA Spa the tip for a HE was $40 minimum, around $100 for a BJ finish and $140 or so for FS. I assume those are probably still going rates today, I know a HE with a topless masseuse (which is mostly what is available around here these days) is hard to come by for less than a $40 tip. More if they shed more clothes and allow roaming. For my money, I prefer to pay the $60 door fee and enjoy the whole hour for an extra $20, and it seems like the chance to build a little more rapport during the hour can help with the mileage at the ending.

I agree with Blackfire. By opting for a 1/2 hr massage, you are screwing up the logistics of the whole event. You are going to get what you what with no BS if you opt for the hour, get a massage at most places for 40 minutes- minus the table shower groping portion and then the last 20 minutes is happy time. You are just confusing the AMP and putting a wrench into their efforts to do everything in a timely manner. I was initially concerned that this place was a problem when I saw your post, but you just screwed yourself up. The previous poster that reported on this place got fun 69 action in addition to multiple positions.

Stop trying to be cheap; you don't go to a buffet with a $10 bill.

[Blackfire]

Ok let me first start by saying: Someone hit me in the head with a frying pan please!

Now that's out of the way, I stopped in at Healing Hands Massage, 28th st. Yesterday just on a oh'mesohorny flyby and no luck with BP'rs responding. I'll say I was hornier than a jackrabbit due to the dead ends on BP, yet my expeditions were tempered due to the last BS / nevergoback experience at the MP over on 28th and Breton. Yet I go in head first into the unknown.

Pros:

Clandestine parking.

Stand up shower.

Cons: where do I start?

This is what I hate, it seems like a shell game when you go in. Like I don't know what's going on or who is going or take care of me. I know the drill, not my first rodeo. Mammason does the greet and walks in a someone. Got it. But this place is a bit twisted. Older gals nothing young yesterday maybe Sunday? Doubt it.

I tell her 1/2 hr (maybe a bad start).

I said you have shower, yes!-grabs my hand and walked me back to the room. Takes the door fee for. 4. Ok good, tells me to towel up. Ok good! Comes back and grabs my hand (she's fully dressed mind you) and does the shower thing! Ok. Nothing. Little occasional brushing. Fine. Whatever.

Takes me back to the room. I'm like ok. No frills.

In walks some new lady, little dress friendly, but old. Starts with the hands and backdoor tease flip and then it starts, negotiation time! F'rick. I work it. And start low she's high we can't find a happy place. So I say, I'm good! I'm going to take matters in my own hands or I'm done. She said, you still owe! I'm like The F! I do! I paid for door fee! She then changes position and ultimately. 4 goes to HE. So I'm out. 8 which I simply caved for, but she walkes out with it before she starts with freaked me out a bit. She did come back (full disclosure).

As I drive away and think clearer, LOL.

Some thoughts from Jack Handy:

Why am I dishing. 8 for nothing when BP can feed my appetite like a golden corral, patience is a virtue!

Go home and hot shower to save a buck next time?

Who do these MP immigrants think we are, turnip seeds? I'm done with the shell game and thinking we owe them for nothing!

Swearing off MPs for now. Nothing good is coming up from these places vs the old traditional MP's, If you are old school you know what I mean. Maybe its just GR?

Maybe BP breakup, hobby sites has taken its course? Is it truly over?

Maybe more rants to follow, maybe I need a refresher course.

-N

Been around a while myself. Even back in the day at LA Spa the tip for a HE was $40 minimum, around $100 for a BJ finish and $140 or so for FS. I assume those are probably still going rates today, I know a HE with a topless masseuse (which is mostly what is available around here these days) is hard to come by for less than a $40 tip. More if they shed more clothes and allow roaming. For my money, I prefer to pay the $60 door fee and enjoy the whole hour for an extra $20, and it seems like the chance to build a little more rapport during the hour can help with the mileage at the ending.

[Naughty12]

Ok let me first start by saying: Someone hit me in the head with a frying pan please!

Now that's out of the way, I stopped in at Healing Hands Massage, 28th st. Yesterday just on a oh'mesohorny flyby and no luck with BP'rs responding. I'll say I was hornier than a jackrabbit due to the dead ends on BP, yet my expeditions were tempered due to the last BS / nevergoback experience at the MP over on 28th and Breton. Yet I go in head first into the unknown.

Pros:

Clandestine parking.

Stand up shower.

Cons: where do I start?

This is what I hate, it seems like a shell game when you go in. Like I don't know what's going on or who is going or take care of me. I know the drill, not my first rodeo. Mammason does the greet and walks in a someone. Got it. But this place is a bit twisted. Older gals nothing young yesterday maybe Sunday? Doubt it.

I tell her 1/2 hr (maybe a bad start).

I said you have shower, yes!-grabs my hand and walked me back to the room. Takes the door fee for. 4. Ok good, tells me to towel up. Ok good! Comes back and grabs my hand (she's fully dressed mind you) and does the shower thing! Ok. Nothing. Little occasional brushing. Fine. Whatever.

Takes me back to the room. I'm like ok. No frills.

In walks some new lady, little dress friendly, but old. Starts with the hands and backdoor tease flip and then it starts, negotiation time! F'rick. I work it. And start low she's high we can't find a happy place. So I say, I'm good! I'm going to take matters in my own hands or I'm done. She said, you still owe! I'm like The F! I do! I paid for door fee! She then changes position and ultimately. 4 goes to HE. So I'm out. 8 which I simply caved for, but she walkes out with it before she starts with freaked me out a bit. She did come back (full disclosure).

As I drive away and think clearer, LOL.

Some thoughts from Jack Handy:

Why am I dishing. 8 for nothing when BP can feed my appetite like a golden corral, patience is a virtue!

Go home and hot shower to save a buck next time?

Who do these MP immigrants think we are, turnip seeds? I'm done with the shell game and thinking we owe them for nothing!

Swearing off MPs for now. Nothing good is coming up from these places vs the old traditional MP's, If you are old school you know what I mean. Maybe its just GR?

Maybe BP breakup, hobby sites has taken its course? Is it truly over?

Maybe more rants to follow, maybe I need a refresher course.

-N

[TheCompany]

Looking for a Chinese Massage. New going in not to expect extras. Massage was average. No pressure and methodical. Had better. 90 minutes with tip 1. 0.

[Blackfire]

I had a dream about Candy Good massage. Menu pretty open Started with nice stand up shower. She told me next month they.

Will have a table shower there. Her English was better than ok. Started out after massage was nice BJ which lead to 69 and than FS.

Will repeat. And she was clean shaven.

Nice review. Thanks! Their ad says under 'new management', sounds like they are going to be busy! Grand Rapids needs a place like this. Any description available on Candy, and what were the $?

[BaseHit]

I had a dream about Candy Good massage. Menu pretty open Started with nice stand up shower. She told me next month they.

Will have a table shower there. Her English was better than ok. Started out after massage was nice BJ which lead to 69 and than FS.

Will repeat. And she was clean shaven.

Thanks for the report. What was the damage and what does Candy look like. PM is fine.

[ChicagoSouth]

I had a dream about Candy Good massage. Menu pretty open Started with nice stand up shower. She told me next month they.

Will have a table shower there. Her English was better than ok. Started out after massage was nice BJ which lead to 69 and than FS.

Will repeat. And she was clean shaven.

[MrLunta]

Last week I had asked the members of the forum for some comparative feedback on two different massage therapists that I had seen some good reviews on. One reply provided some good insight into the requested MTs, but also recommended Megan and another MT as well. Thank you Mr Cruizer.

Since petite women with auburn hair tend to catch my eye, I set up an appointment with one of the two I was initially considering earlier in the week. However, the night before the appointment we had a nice little snow and ice storm and I received a cancellation text about 8 AM the morning of the appointment. Probably due to schools being closed is my thought. No worries, everyone has a life.

The cancellation left me in a bit of a lurch as I really could use a good massage that day. After driving up to my cabin from out of state, I realized I had the wrong set of keys with me. I ended up sleeping in the car until morning before calling a locksmith to let me in. This resulted in back aches during the day that just would not go away. After dinner I decided to head to GR to get a massage. Hoping I would not have to resort to an AMP.

Remembering the recommendations and that Megan worked late if needed I called her to see if she had availability, which she did. Setting up the appointment was quick and easy.

Upon arrival, Megan greets me at the door with a warm inviting smile on her face. While Megan is not a mid-20's anorexic spinner, she is also not a short 200# person thinking leggins make them attractive. Megan is a mature sensible and fit person with the appearance of someone in their late-30's, early-40's.

Don't get me wrong, leggins can look hot as hell on the right individual, and I believe Megan would be able to pull that look off well. Some things are probably not as perky as back when she was 20, but her overall appearance was pleasing to me. I prefer engaging maturity over disinterested eye-candy.

Megan's studio is clean, fresh with ample space and a very comfortable feel. I set the massage fee on the dresser next to her keys after walking in to the room. Some initial chit chat as we get ready for the massage to find out if I have had a massage before and how much pressure I like. Megan had a radio playing and the background, in which I made a comment on not hearing some of the songs in some time.

Megan provided the right balance of hard and light pressure to massage my back deeply where needed and lightly to pull the me into a wonderful relaxed state. On the flip she continued the massage remarkably well commenting on the firmness of my chest, quads and other areas. I told her that it was partially the result of many years of outdoor athletics.

Overall the session was extremely relaxing allowing us to become 100% comfortable with each other which resulted in my best massage experience by far. There was no up-selling or negotiations at all through the session as she took her lead by what my body was telling her. Megan really raised the bar on this one.

On my way out I left an appropriate tip for a wonderful encounter.

I like that Megan has late evening hours that fit well with my personal schedule, especially after a long week and then driving north for the weekend. Megan will be nice relaxing stop along the way.

MrLunta.

[Tank111]

First time poster. I've seen Tammy a couple times. She always seems to be there when I pop in. Middle aged, nice up top. Light massage. Standard finish flip. First time top came up, second time nothing. Not sure if more offered after she gets to know you. 40/40.

Anyone have recommendations where more is offered? Feel free to pm me. I'm a newbie here hoping to get to senior status soon.

[DrOxi]

Anyone have info on this one?

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...ee-me/28692438

[GingerBeard]

Who is a good bet to see on a Saturday morning at Pacific 44th? I'm going to have an hour to kill tomorrow morning near there and thought I'd relax a bit.

Anita can be fun.

But.

She will short you on time and as soon as the grand finale is complet she, will run out the door like she just saw Godzilla.

[Benz1]

Who is a good bet to see on a Saturday morning at Pacific 44th? I'm going to have an hour to kill tomorrow morning near there and thought I'd relax a bit.

Kandiland1 is near Pacific on 44th.

She gives a great massage and all the extras you want. Contact her on this forum at kandiland1.

Sometimes she brings her massage table to GR.

[Love Massage]

Who is a good bet to see on a Saturday morning at Pacific 44th? I'm going to have an hour to kill tomorrow morning near there and thought I'd relax a bit.

They all short you on time. Plus want a ton of $$ for nothing special. I will never go back.

[Cap Augie Nemo]

Who is a good bet to see on a Saturday morning at Pacific 44th? I'm going to have an hour to kill tomorrow morning near there and thought I'd relax a bit.

[Wolverines]

Thanks Benz.

I will not repeat.

I needed a good massage for my bum leg
Tried seeing Amber at Royal Thursday and she wasn't working. My leg still hurting as I past Relaxation on Division decided to take a chance on getting a good Hhr massage and Joy was the only one working at 10am. Checked my watch frequently to make sure I get my hhr for 40. She put on lots of oil, I said that was plenty and she still added more latter.
10 min. into the massage she answers the phone and steps out. I asked for left hip and left thigh to be done, she did a little then continued her massage her way. not bad but I needed the left thigh and hip.
The flip seemed early but I thought front thigh work would be nice. Nope, straight to the boys. I didn't ask for it but thought what the hell I knew I was getting shorted on Time. So when she asked for 40 I said.. with lips, 20 with hand. She said 40, I said nope hj is just another muscle to massage, 20. So she finished for 20 with 10 min. to spare on the clock. If the Time starts when I walk through the door, I got my hhr. But I'm thinking I got shorted 10min. plus the 2min. on the phone.

Totally average experience but it only cost me 60.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...-star/28264673