Massage Parlor Reports

[JWSouth]

How did the place smell?

Smelled fine to me. Thought I heard a microwave ding while I was washing up before going to the room, but never smelled any of the funky funk that some others had mentioned.

[WalterM]

Visited Ming in Smyrna this week, saw Linda, older asian woman. $60 The massage wasn't bad. She seemed to enjoy playing with me and I indicated it was ok. Money was never discussed. Left happy. 60/40 Got a full hour. Some OTC touching.

[WalterM]

Saw Inch's girl. Not sure if this was yet-another case of Inch's jedi mind control or if I continue to suffer from the judgement that TheParrot was discussing (I'm also younger, don't usually dress like I'm going to the bank) or maybe both, but she was all-business with me. I guess I'm turning into a picky SOB cause that was a turn-off. Minimum goals were still met, so she got 30, which she was openly not happy with. At the risk of burning bridges I guess I'll do my part to bring the tip averages down when my expectations aren't fully met, try and offset all you thirsty old farts throwing bills at these girls when they let you so much as swat their ass LOL. Somebody's got to try and bring some balance.

As a side note, this place has an after-market bedee installed on the john. Do with that info what you will, but at least now you know you can plan in a pre-massage brown-eye rinse LOL.

Thats a good sign in my mind. I have one at home and really like them, you can never be too clean down there. Cuts my toilet paper bill to almost nothing. Maybe they are just trying to save on TP!

How did the place smell?

[JWSouth]

Went by Lily, New gal serviced my fluids. 25-29 yo, performs good. Pm for her name if curious. She was not close to look as good as Emily, but performed the same handy quality. Small tits, no ass. Straight from China. She will do a finger up yo ass

Saw Inch's girl. Not sure if this was yet-another case of Inch's jedi mind control or if I continue to suffer from the judgement that TheParrot was discussing (I'm also younger, don't usually dress like I'm going to the bank) or maybe both, but she was all-business with me. I guess I'm turning into a picky SOB cause that was a turn-off. Minimum goals were still met, so she got 30, which she was openly not happy with. At the risk of burning bridges I guess I'll do my part to bring the tip averages down when my expectations aren't fully met, try and offset all you thirsty old farts throwing bills at these girls when they let you so much as swat their ass LOL. Somebody's got to try and bring some balance.

As a side note, this place has an after-market bedee installed on the john. Do with that info what you will, but at least now you know you can plan in a pre-massage brown-eye rinse LOL.

[MassageAwesome]

That's why I no longer go to Q. I was just answering the monger's question directly. It's up to him to form his opinion about the place.

Yea I haven't been to Q since last summer. However if I want cheap 4 hand "happiness" I go here.

[MassageAwesome]

Hi, anybody got a reliable Latina providers?

Get on either CL or BP and type in "Latina" or "Colombian" in the search bar under the "Massage" category (BP) and "therapeutic" services (CL). For starters Latina Anna is a good choice. Great body but not really into the "finish". Sorry I have no link but again look in those sites.

[Dudeatl]

Eh, yes and no.

Yes, the provider is only seeing you because of the money, regardless of transaction (99% of the time; I have had providers who transitioned into free fuck toys, but not many, and I was always generous initially).

That said, like any business transaction, pay for play is a human activity, and there are value additions (or subtractions) which can occur independent of billing. I assume at least some mongers here are involved in a business where they serve clients, and I think almost all will agree that their favorite clients (meaning to chat with, golf with, lunch with, and even provide services for) are NOT NECESSARILY the largest billing clients. I've had plenty of whales (like I'm making $30,000 that day) with whom I just want to keep it strictly business, and I'e had smaller (maybe a few hundred bucks) clients I really enjoy, and I might go out of my way to advise them and so on.

So "connection", or "chemistry", does matter. For me, I treat my fuck toys with respect, because I treat EVERYONE with respect: waiters, my housekeepers, my gardener, even the guys who pick up my trash (I have a policy that I give holiday gifts to everyone who works for me, even the guys who pick up the trash; the last trash day before Christmas, I'll always go out to the curb to give gift cards to the crew, and if I pass them in the street always give them a nod or say hi. It seeds loyalty, and frankly is just the way you should treat people.).

Does treating a provider with respect, or even just making sure she gets her nut, assure quality service? No, but it does make it more likely, and in aggregate creates an overall-better hobby experience. That doesn't even have to mean "treating them like a lady", because a lot of these girls are into being dominated or whatever ("daddy issues", I guess); I look at someone like Crystal, who loves to be choked while you're pumping a load deep into her ass (or pretty much any hole, really); "respect" simply means meeting as equals, and understanding one another's preferences and limits (which may even be absent, in the case of a Crystal, or a Phoenix, or a Tye (for the oldster mongers here).

As always, YMMV, but take care of the road and you might up that mileage!

O.

Well said. It is a people game and regardless of the money their respect or feeling for you impacts the game--it is true in all business.

[Pjh83]

Stopped by Natural Massage when I was by the airport today after seeing it in the thread recently. Usually a lurker, but thought I'd contribute.

Had a great massage with a pretty, older woman (mid-40's maybe) who was very slim but had a nice ass and tits. She was very accommodating with lots of OTC and a little UTC roaming, but repeatedly refused to handle the HE herself. But I won't turn down a DIY when the other hand is full of tits.

YMMV, she said she'd only been there for two days. She was super nice. 1 for the massage / table shower, 20 tip because I was so pleased with her attitude. We went over my hour time, wasn't rushed at all.

[Niteluvr]

I look at someone like Crystal, who loves to be choked while you're pumping a load deep into her ass (or pretty much any hole, really); "respect" simply means meeting as equals, and understanding one another's preferences and limits (which may even be absent, in the case of a Crystal, or a Phoenix, or a Tye (for the oldster mongers here).

O.

Crystal likes to be choked? Never heard that one and I'm not into that anyway. She sure loves dick though.

[Niteluvr]

I want to break into the massage parlor game, but it seems to be too uncertain for me with too much of an invest with zero guarantees. The risk is too high and I may lose it if I shell out 120+ only to get a legit massage, or they play dumb.

I think because of my age and appearance (which is not good or ghetto), some of the girls may think I'm LEO.

I've seen the type of men who go into parlors, their ages are significantly higher than mine.

I also notice, they tend to be the Colombia fleece, button up short-term, dockers / sperrys type of guys.

I'm not wearing flashy bright color clothes, or Jordans or anything like that. Usually a graphic t shirt and fitted jeans with sneakers.

Maybe I should go there in church clothes!!

Anyone recommend a parlor that will be accepting of a guy like me and offer he on the FIRST time?

Clothes don't really matter as long as a guy isn't going in looking like a slob. If you keep tabs on the forum and note which CAMPs are always doling out HJs, the those are the best places for you to start.

[Niteluvr]

I agree about Q. However, the BBBJs aren't all that. It's mostly stroking with little sucking.

That's why I no longer go to Q. I was just answering the monger's question directly. It's up to him to form his opinion about the place.

[Merlin42]

Anyone seen her?

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/6016450364.html

Looks like she medium build but has a nice rack.

I have seen her a few times. No FS offered but always a nice HJ. She is a sweet girl and doesn't rush you.

[Krusty23]

Hi, anybody got a reliable Latina providers?

[WalterM]

I would stay away from these adventures. They are costly. I am cheap as Fuck and I spent 15k+ last year . Not worth it. Believe me.

15 k at $150 per session = 100 sessions or 2/ week. I'm not sure which hurts more, the wallet or the "Inch".

TheParrot: It's a hobby, but it's hit or miss. Kind of the allure of it, how far will you get? There are no guarantees at non-KAMPs. Sometimes it's a good experience, sometimes its not. It ain't the cheapest way to get off. YMMV, yadda yadda yadda.

[UGA John]

This was at Gold about a year ago. I was there to see Annie, but they said she was "busy," so I saw a colleague of hers. Then I heard her in the next room with what sounded like some college kid. It was over rather quickly, as you might imagine.

I would not doubt that at all at a kamp.

I've had some real experiences with a Chinese girl that is not fake. I know.