Massage Parlor Reports

**E2304** · 02-18-17 14:57

Originally Posted by PwnLife [View Original Post]

You're looking for a unicorn. If girls had 3 stats: Pretty-Massage-Finish, I've run into a lot of pretty+massage, pretty+finish, massage+finish, but hardly ever pretty+massage+finish. These girls move on to better things than cheap jackshacks imo. If you find one. Go as much as you can before she's gone!

"In dark all tabbies are gray".

- Benjamin Franklin.

**PwnLife** · 02-18-17 13:11

Originally Posted by E2304 [View Original Post]

I am looking for an MP where I can get a good massage and a HE where the MT seems to take pride or joy in that work. I am looking to see if I can be left weak-kneed and speechless. I don't want it to be like she's pumping up a super soaker once she gets the soldier to salute. This is not a race. I will get there. L1 or L2 is fine; Whatever the practitioner takes more pride in. Time isn't an issue, 60 or 90 minutes. Under $$. I am not looking for FS or a narrative. I thought that the shop on Oakton would be that but my first experience did not live up to the hype. Is it a place, a person or something to say or do? Or is it a pipe dream?

Post or pm.

You're looking for a unicorn. If girls had 3 stats: Pretty-Massage-Finish, I've run into a lot of pretty+massage, pretty+finish, massage+finish, but hardly ever pretty+massage+finish. These girls move on to better things than cheap jackshacks imo. If you find one. Go as much as you can before she's gone!

**DMichaels69** · 02-18-17 11:24

I'm the buzz kill here. Don't read anything into other than she wants you to be able to make appointments easily.

Originally Posted by BonerLander [View Original Post]

So a MT gave me her personal number. I am assuming that it is so that I can make appointments directly with her and she knows I'm "cool". So far with her I've had just been HE which is fine. Should I only use this to book appointments or should I read more into this?

**Lothar22** · 02-18-17 11:17

Anyone run into any the girls from the AMP United Spa in Norridge? Since they closed down I've been thinking about Happy quite a bit, she was older but lots of fun.

**Walker333** · 02-18-17 11:10

Originally Posted by BonerLander [View Original Post]

So a MT gave me her personal number. I am assuming that it is so that I can make appointments directly with her and she knows I'm "cool". So far with her I've had just been HE which is fine. Should I only use this to book appointments or should I read more into this?

Giving her number is almost like loosing her virginity. Therefore, she is probably in love with you and going to propose, unless. You do it first)).

**E6671** · 02-18-17 11:07

Originally Posted by Booey230 [View Original Post]

The table was green and in the middle there was a pair of dice underneath a piece of clear plastic. I couldn't tell if it was automatic or not, still I was confused as fuck wondering if I was at the right place or not. A smoking hot babe came in and I was hoping that I would get some time with her, but that obviously didn't happen. Just did a quick look through Google maps, the place is called unwind spa on 24th street.

Unfortunately I didn't have enough time to take a look at the apartment, next time.

That is an automatic shuffle Mahjong table and I am sure they were gambling. You generally will not see money out. They use playing cards like we would use poker chips. They keep them in tilt out drawers in the side of the table. In the beginning each player gets a full suite of cards worth a value of 1000, take the value of each card x 10. Generally $1 a point value.

Too bad you did not get to check out the Apartment.

**E6671** · 02-18-17 10:51

Originally Posted by BonerLander [View Original Post]

So a MT gave me her personal number. I am assuming that it is so that I can make appointments directly with her and she knows I'm "cool". So far with her I've had just been HE which is fine. Should I only use this to book appointments or should I read more into this?

Most likely just so you can keep in contact in case she moves to another shop or make appointments. However if you are thinking of taking her out on a date, give it a shot. You could become the next Bob521.

**DMichaels69** · 02-18-17 09:21

Places more times than not don't live up to the hype.

Originally Posted by E2304 [View Original Post]

I am looking for an MP where I can get a good massage and a HE where the MT seems to take pride or joy in that work. I am looking to see if I can be left weak-kneed and speechless. I don't want it to be like she's pumping up a super soaker once she gets the soldier to salute. This is not a race. I will get there. L1 or L2 is fine; Whatever the practitioner takes more pride in. Time isn't an issue, 60 or 90 minutes. Under $$. I am not looking for FS or a narrative. I thought that the shop on Oakton would be that but my first experience did not live up to the hype. Is it a place, a person or something to say or do? Or is it a pipe dream?

Post or pm.

**BonerLander** · 02-18-17 00:02

So a MT gave me her personal number. I am assuming that it is so that I can make appointments directly with her and she knows I'm "cool". So far with her I've had just been HE which is fine. Should I only use this to book appointments or should I read more into this?

**Walker333** · 02-17-17 23:55

Originally Posted by E2304 [View Original Post]

I am looking for an MP where I can get a good massage and a HE where the MT seems to take pride or joy in that work. I am looking to see if I can be left weak-kneed and speechless. I don't want it to be like she's pumping up a super soaker once she gets the soldier to salute. This is not a race. I will get there. L1 or L2 is fine; Whatever the practitioner takes more pride in. Time isn't an issue, 60 or 90 minutes. Under $$. I am not looking for FS or a narrative. I thought that the shop on Oakton would be that but my first experience did not live up to the hype. Is it a place, a person or something to say or do? Or is it a pipe dream?

Post or pm.

A good MT at the end of the session is tired and sweaty. So, you expect an existed women, giving HJ to middle aged farts, tolerating their sticky fingers on her privates to take pride or joy?

Even most of our wives, girlfriends, mistresses, doing it seldom, hate it.

**E2304** · 02-17-17 19:11

I am looking for an MP where I can get a good massage and a HE where the MT seems to take pride or joy in that work. I am looking to see if I can be left weak-kneed and speechless. I don't want it to be like she's pumping up a super soaker once she gets the soldier to salute. This is not a race. I will get there. L1 or L2 is fine; Whatever the practitioner takes more pride in. Time isn't an issue, 60 or 90 minutes. Under $$. I am not looking for FS or a narrative. I thought that the shop on Oakton would be that but my first experience did not live up to the hype. Is it a place, a person or something to say or do? Or is it a pipe dream?

Post or pm.

**BonerLander** · 02-17-17 19:00

Originally Posted by Starks [View Original Post]

I looking to take my first trip to Macau Spa either Saturday, Sunday or Monday. Which is the best day to go and a good time to go?

I go there during the week at lunch and have been taken care of just walking in.

**Walker333** · 02-17-17 17:45

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

If you call first they should let you know. I've never left unhappy. But don't expect to see hot sexy spinner types! But I've liked all of the ladies encounters there!

Yes, they seems to be nice, but 2 of them are definitely old and NOT good looking. One, I think her name is Cici, is younger, but wilth all tree of them. It's YMMV. In any case, the actual massage (BTW I think it's their strongest side) is OK.

**E2304** · 02-17-17 17:43

I stopped by the often maligned establishment near the lake. I was curious what the place it really was. I called ahead and they said to stop by. MMS was friendly smartly dressed for work. She looked mid 30's to me and was fairly attractive with classic Asian figure. Price list had deep tissue for $70 which I selected. On the way to the back room I passed one or two Younger women. Hey smiling homely girl was doing laundry.

My room had no towel so I made myself comfortable and assumed the position. When the therapist, MMS entered the room she noticed the missing towel and went to get one without a hint of embarrassment. The massage was quite good deep tissue which surprised me. I wasn't expecting much and so I didn't tell her to take it easy on my low back. There was gentle teasing. There was subtle and somewhat artful transition. No haggling or discussion. After an encouraging gesture from me she kept the troops happy while firing the machine gun. After clean up she completed the massage nicely and I got my full hour.

The phone was ringing a lot and they were busy. I found her name is Ewa and is Chinese. I said bye to Chinese words and she was appreciative. No haggling and just a brief glance at the tip I put on the table. In my assessment she has proper massage training. I recognized multiple techniques all fairly well done.

Total damage 130. I would repeat.

**Walker333** · 02-17-17 17:38

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

If you call first they should let you know. I've never left unhappy. But don't expect to see hot sexy spinner types! But I've liked all of the ladies encounters there!

Yes, they seems to be nice, but 2 of them are definitely old and NOT good looking. One, I think her name is Cici, is younger, but wilth all tree of them. It's YMMV. In any case, the actual massage (BTW I think it's their strongest side) is OK.