Massage Parlor Reports

**JoeLarson02** · 02-18-17 06:56

Hey all. Long time lurker, first time poster. Wanted to share my experiences the last couple months.

First ever monger run came at H back on Christmas Eve. Was greeted by the girl with the stomach tattoo (for you seniors) and opted for an HH. The massage was average yet relaxing with some teasing here and there. On the flip, the negotiations started. Menu was wide open, but opted for the throat exam. The girls came out and they tasted great. $. 2 was the damage.

A few weeks later, I was out and about and decided to head back to H. Another girl greeted me. I think I've seen other reviews that match her profile. Starts with leggings, then ends up in a khaki mini skirt. Again I chose the HH option. She had asked if I had been there before to which I replied "yes. " Big mistake. She figured I was there for only the flip so the "massage" was 5 minutes of her running her finger tips across my back. 0/10. On flip, again, menu was wide open. This time opted for FS. I regret it. To begin, she couldn't apply the glove correctly. Think about trying to stretch plastic wrap over some leftover food before putting in the fridge. This meant I had to keep pulling on it the whole time. Then, the roast beef curtains were long and thin. On all fours, they just swayed in the wind. Huge kill joy. Finally managed to finish, but was more relieved than happy. Total damage was $. 6, and sadly, I haven't been back there since.

However, two weeks ago, I thought it was a good time to finally get my muffler looked at. Been meaning to get it taken care of, but never had the opportunity. Was a good choice. Greeted by Mei. A little skinnier than I'm used to, but not bad at all. Opted for the FH. Asked for a TS and was happily serviced. Perfect water temp, wonderful smelling suds, and the teasing started immediately. After, we went back into the room and the massage began. I found it to be very good. Probably 7-8/10. Not too much oil / lotion, just enough pressure. The teasing was incredible, though. OTC roaming was not only allowed but encouraged. My hand was placed by her. On the flip, Lt. Dan was solid, but no glove, so opted for the throat exam. Sadly, she still got some plastic wrap, but it didn't affect it much. UTC roaming and FIV was had during exam. $. 6 was the total damage. Was told next time not to forget the glove.

So a few days later, I got me some nice, clean gloves and headed back on over to get the muffler re-examined. Thankfully, Mei was once again my girl. Same story as last time, but better. Opted for FH with TS. The teasing intensified during the TS compared to last time with Dan and the boys getting a lot of sudsy attention. Massage was even better this go with even more toe-curling teasing and the same encouraged OTC roaming. On the flip, FS was on. The only sad part was she was a dead fish. Wanted to lay the whole time. Had her ride the bull once, but it didn't last as long as it took for me to convince her. Kitty was tight, but the Bush was thick so not my style. $$ was the damage this day. Outside of the disappointing end, the overall visit was worth. I won't be opting for FS for a while, though, given both of them so far have been pretty rough. Not sure if I'll get my muffler checked anytime soon.

Still searching for the AZ places, but when / if I find and visit, I'll be back here to post for why'all!

**ManWithPants** · 02-17-17 19:28

Originally Posted by StanRogerSmith [View Original Post]

So I went south again to hit the flower shop this AM even though nothing happened last week. I actually really enjoyed the massage last week for the price so I was ok today if nothing happened. But they were too busy and I didn't have time to wait.

When I left I drove around looking for something to eat and I just happened to see a similar place not far away. Could this be the muffler shop? Anyways I went in and there was no wait. The gal who greeted me wasn't my type. Another one came in to do the massage but she's was pretty rough too. The massage wasn't bad. She body rubbed against me a lot so I'm sure there was more on the table but I didn't want anything from her, like I said, not my type. I had to do HH because I was short on time. The last five minutes she kept asking if I was done. I told her I was good two or three times. I think she was confused at my lack of interest. Anyways when I was getting ready to go I couldn't find my damn socks. After a couple minutes of looking I found them under the table just before I was going to call them out on the thievery of my precious socks.

That's pretty funny. These places are kind of dark, so I don't blame you for losing your socks.

**StanRogerSmith** · 02-17-17 15:59

So I went south again to hit the flower shop this AM even though nothing happened last week. I actually really enjoyed the massage last week for the price so I was ok today if nothing happened. But they were too busy and I didn't have time to wait.

When I left I drove around looking for something to eat and I just happened to see a similar place not far away. Could this be the muffler shop? Anyways I went in and there was no wait. The gal who greeted me wasn't my type. Another one came in to do the massage but she's was pretty rough too. The massage wasn't bad. She body rubbed against me a lot so I'm sure there was more on the table but I didn't want anything from her, like I said, not my type. I had to do HH because I was short on time. The last five minutes she kept asking if I was done. I told her I was good two or three times. I think she was confused at my lack of interest. Anyways when I was getting ready to go I couldn't find my damn socks. After a couple minutes of looking I found them under the table just before I was going to call them out on the thievery of my precious socks.

**Goatee1456** · 02-17-17 10:03

Have been casually tossing the complimentary water bottles in my car, and I1 forgot so the wifey finds several water bottles in the car of differnt brands and asks where I got them. Gym I says, casually note to self. No thankee on the water from now on.

Home Depot and Lowes hand out free bottled water.

**Fast Spa** · 02-17-17 00:16

Originally Posted by Jjbee62 [View Original Post]

The nicknames are an indirect hindrance to Uncle LEO. Here's how that works:

Monger A stops by an AMP. At this mythical AMP is a smoking hot 10,20 years old, who not only gives an incredible massage, but full on GFE / PSE FS, MSOG, BBBJCIMWS and everything else you can think of. Monger A posts the name and address and soon the parking lot is full of mongers waiting their turn.

Next, the neighbors get annoyed and suspicious, so they watch and listen. Before long they see and hear enough to make a phone call. After a few days observation, the blue man group moves in, finds $20 k, catches the dangerous criminals and holds a news conference.

For every one of us who posts here, there are a dozen more just looking for the pot of gold. Worse, many of them are also on the full commercial AMP forums, copying reviews to get free time on the sites. They don't visit AMPs, they read about people visiting AMPs, then share the reviews with the clueless masses.

Most of the codenames are easy to figure out, after you visit the AMP. Many wannabe mongers will only go for a sure thing. If they are spending money, they want a guaranteed ending before they pull in the parking lot. As soon as they think they have a guarantee, they swarm, to get it while it's hot. The swarm brings uncle, because nobody wants to bust an AMP that doesn't have any money.

So we keep the swarm guessing. Is that the muffler shop? How do I find Phoenix? H? SoHo? It slows them down enough to keep the alert level low. There will still be AMP busts. It's an easy score, no risk of violence, no risk of catching some VIP or their relatives, and plenty of cash to confiscate. This way the busts are more random, rather than directed.

I agree with you but also they read this forum and then spend our tax dollars enjoying themselves at these AMPs trying to entrap the girls. And seize the money.

**DaddyMac2016** · 02-16-17 17:25

Well I thought I would try the muffler shop again. Walked in and Mei answered. Immediately asked for someone else since last time with her was boring. Got Rebecca who I have heard good things about. Went for 30. Massage was decent but only lasted about 8 minutes before flip. She started rubbing chest and just playing around, pulled pants down a little and asked if I want to keep hands warm, well yes I do. Girls up top came out and finish was good. Will not repeated though. Was turned off by numerous timings. PM me if you want details.

**Jjbee62** · 02-16-17 15:13

Originally Posted by GeezerGlide [View Original Post]

A2.

I understand that the "hunt" is half the fun. I am a lazy old monger who just likes to hit the spots with the most "bang" for the buck.

OK, enough of the noise. Back to the reviews. And thanks for the feedback.

Geezer.

The nicknames are an indirect hindrance to Uncle LEO. Here's how that works:

Monger A stops by an AMP. At this mythical AMP is a smoking hot 10,20 years old, who not only gives an incredible massage, but full on GFE / PSE FS, MSOG, BBBJCIMWS and everything else you can think of. Monger A posts the name and address and soon the parking lot is full of mongers waiting their turn.

Next, the neighbors get annoyed and suspicious, so they watch and listen. Before long they see and hear enough to make a phone call. After a few days observation, the blue man group moves in, finds $20 k, catches the dangerous criminals and holds a news conference.

For every one of us who posts here, there are a dozen more just looking for the pot of gold. Worse, many of them are also on the full commercial AMP forums, copying reviews to get free time on the sites. They don't visit AMPs, they read about people visiting AMPs, then share the reviews with the clueless masses.

Most of the codenames are easy to figure out, after you visit the AMP. Many wannabe mongers will only go for a sure thing. If they are spending money, they want a guaranteed ending before they pull in the parking lot. As soon as they think they have a guarantee, they swarm, to get it while it's hot. The swarm brings uncle, because nobody wants to bust an AMP that doesn't have any money.

So we keep the swarm guessing. Is that the muffler shop? How do I find Phoenix? H? SoHo? It slows them down enough to keep the alert level low. There will still be AMP busts. It's an easy score, no risk of violence, no risk of catching some VIP or their relatives, and plenty of cash to confiscate. This way the busts are more random, rather than directed.

**GreatPretender** · 02-16-17 14:15

Originally Posted by AJBall [View Original Post]

The first was oasis, the second is britany, I've researched more and Brit has been reviewed quite a bit. Oasis not reviewed much but if your looking for a cutie giving a half hearted massage oasis will be good for you.

Was planning on checking out both soon, thank you.

**IndyGuy 1965** · 02-16-17 10:51

Made my way for the first time to the Muffler shop on Tuesday, actually the first time in years I stayed local, got all I was looking for. Decent massage, could have been better but I did not provide any directions, plenty of small touches along the way to know I would get my muffler chromed at the end. Sunny was my mechanic, nice enough I would say 7/10 on my scale. Left happy, . 6 and dropped. 4 on the table. Very please. They do use a lot of oil.

**AJ Ball** · 02-16-17 10:50

Originally Posted by GreatPretender [View Original Post]

Do you have a name or location for this place? Looking for some some new providers.

The first was oasis, the second is britany, I've researched more and Brit has been reviewed quite a bit. Oasis not reviewed much but if your looking for a cutie giving a half hearted massage oasis will be good for you.

**DuggerJug** · 02-16-17 09:36

After a glowing review from a fellow monger in here I decided to re try phoenix and forego my usual stop at the muffler shop this was actually Tuesday. Got a different girl than the last time, this one said her name was NeNe cute 7/10 not much of a massage but found out FS was available, so went for it. Total damage was $. 8 won't repeat for this girl just because the massage was so lackluster. On a sweat the details note, I'm usually a stickler for protocol before and after such visits to maintain anonymity and prevent my spouse from going Lorena Bobbit on me, but I have been getting slack. Have been casually tossing the complimentary water bottles in my car, and I forgot so the wifey finds several water bottles in the car of differnt brands and asks where I got them. Gym I says, casually note to self. No thankee on the water from now on.

**Member #5514** · 02-16-17 09:34

Visited Ben's again last night. Lilly was working. Massage was same as always but before the flip there was a lot more teasing and the menu opened up more. Seniors can pm me for more details.

**GeezerGlide** · 02-16-17 09:15

Originally Posted by Cedes [View Original Post]

Geezer. I like the nicknames. In fact it keeps me coming back here.

Does it keep LE away? I kind of think it helps a little. I can't imagine LE spends time digging through all this and trying to put it together. My thinking, they take the path of least work and resistance. Do you think they spend a few hours trying to piece together riddles to connect a sex act with money with a specific location? If it were all obvious and easy - (read pay for premium to read a map of rubs) - they would use the information. Instead it is complicated, so they move on to something else.

Hey. All you have to do is post something with one of the nicknames and your notification box gets filled with. Come on man share the address, I can't figure it out. And then a constant barrage of send me details.

The Indy reports are far better than any other city I follow. And I think the nicknames help. Yeah it takes a little while to figure them out. But then you solved a puzzle, and hey that's fun.

Glad you found a place you got what you needed, and nice report.

Here's the thing, and seriously sorry to rain on your outlaw party but if cops could use the info on this forum they wouldn't wait for you guys to post it. They already know who's selling pussy, if a post here would help them they would post it themselves.

A2

A2.

I understand that the "hunt" is half the fun. I am a lazy old monger who just likes to hit the spots with the most "bang" for the buck.

OK, enough of the noise. Back to the reviews. And thanks for the feedback.

Geezer.

**RoadHog1980** · 02-15-17 22:04

Hey, first post! I was up north getting a rental car from Candy. With a name like that, you'd expect someone heavenly and sweet. I would say she seemed more perturbed than anything. Service was okay, but I wasn't allowed to inspect much while I was there. Got the oil changed after insisting and was not offered any other maintenance. Paid five for the car and another four on the work. Her coworker came out and seemed much more energetic, so I may repeat next time I'm needing a car.

**Trench1969** · 02-15-17 19:52

Originally Posted by Ilapp [View Original Post]

Doesn't help either. I am amazed at all the places that people say they can't get time of day when I get whatever I want there. Might be because of the way I approach it.

I agree completely. I never have any trouble getting everything that I want from an AMP. There are a few nuances that I have figured out through the years but mostly it comes down to a smile, confidence and good TIPS (TIP= To Insure Proper Service). Mostly the tips, but hey I like to think I have alittle to do with it. .