Massage Parlor Reports

[Van Deventer]

Hey brother,

If you're looking for Latinas, try Brazilian mystique in the city of Upland. You'll have to drive a little bit further east. But they have nothing but Latinas there. All young ones too. Happy Hunting!

Thanks, but that may be a little farther east that I usually go.

[Dre1980]

Was visiting LA and had some time to kill so I stopped by Gigi. Easy to find and was able to park on the street right in front. The only drawback was that it was Sunday morning and there were a lot of people across the street waiting to get seated at Roscoes, so felt a little self conscious. But then again, there is no large signs indicating that it's a MP.

I was hoping for a latina, but only two Koreans were available, A skinny one, Nana, and one that was more curvy with a large rack named Jessica. I like big boobs, so I went with Jessica. She was cute, probably mid-thirties. Even if she was older, she didn't look it. I eventually was able check her body and was pleasantly surprised to find natural C / D cups. Not an athletic body, but not fat. Not what I would consider full figured, but not a spinner. Body was well proportioned with her boobs.

Session was standard, nothing special. Enjoyed playing with her funbags. May stop by the next time in town to see if they have any latinas. She said that they have one there now, but she wasn't working at the time.

I'm really looking for a legit young college-aged provider that I can see when I am in LA. Prefer white or Latina, as I can get my fill of asians here in Hawaii. Happy to trade info with senior members. PM me.

Hey brother,

If you're looking for Latinas, try Brazilian mystique in the city of Upland. You'll have to drive a little bit further east. But they have nothing but Latinas there. All young ones too. Happy Hunting!

[Chris Wake]

I'm thinking LE would not have simply gone away. If they had "reasonable cause" they would have announced themselves and then had management open your door.

The first mistake he made was going to Florida in the first place.

[Pinche Gringo]

Aren't we all? .

I'm really looking for a legit young college-aged provider that I can see when I am in LA. Prefer white or Latina, as I can get my fill of asians here in Hawaii. Happy to trade info with senior members. PM me.

[TJ Dog]

Ok, so quick word to the wise. I was in Miami and called up an agency. The girl shows up and she is a cute kinda freaky lookin' Peruvian. She tells me to get on the bed and proceeds to rub my back with lotion. Ok, then I reach back to rub the booty and she says the $$ bills are for her to show up and anything else will be another $$. So for $$ I get he package. Immediately I roll off the bed and say "no thanks, this is MB and I know what the "rate" is. I ask her for $ back (leaving her with a $) and say "have a goodnight" "sorry for the misunderstanding" she seems ruffled and says if the agency calls make sure that I tell them I took back $. Ok no problem. She is gone like the wind. So I lay down figure "win some lose some". I pass out into a deep slumber at 12:30 ish, at 2:30 am I am awoken to a very loud knocking if not pounding on my hotel door. At first I am not doing the math. I lay there in shock and wonder. WTF? So do I go and look thru peep hole? Hold tight and not answer? I chose the latter. Eventually after what seems like 5 minutes of loud pounding all goes quiet and I stay in bed and lull myself via Ativan back to sleep.

Next morning I am checking my vm, I see a local unrecognizeable number and hit "play". Its the crazy Peruvian ***** screaming "you mother fee, I am no proXxsieetute" I am calling the cops on your ass etc etc. So fellas, here is my summation. If I had gotten out of bed and answered the door I would either have faced down LE or and big bad mother fing pimp. Probably LE, but I don't need that shit and God knows you all don't either. Pretty sure LE would have realized there was no case and it was "he said she said", I have heard similar stories before. If she claimed attempted rape or assault then I could have been ugly. With that being said I am done with venturing into the great unknown. Not worth it for me. I will stick with "knowns" and AMPs. This story is to help those that can't afford to be "smacked down or arrested". I was seeking fair value and I had had a great exp two nights before. Should have stayed with the first big ass Latina and not gone all "Raiders of the lost ark". If you guys have fam and or SO's I would suggest to think twice before asking for a refund from and provider. Let it go and maybe you to will dodge a bullet or a bat.

I'm thinking LE would not have simply gone away. If they had "reasonable cause" they would have announced themselves and then had management open your door.

[Van Deventer]

Was visiting LA and had some time to kill so I stopped by Gigi. Easy to find and was able to park on the street right in front. The only drawback was that it was Sunday morning and there were a lot of people across the street waiting to get seated at Roscoes, so felt a little self conscious. But then again, there is no large signs indicating that it's a MP.

I was hoping for a latina, but only two Koreans were available, A skinny one, Nana, and one that was more curvy with a large rack named Jessica. I like big boobs, so I went with Jessica. She was cute, probably mid-thirties. Even if she was older, she didn't look it. I eventually was able check her body and was pleasantly surprised to find natural C / D cups. Not an athletic body, but not fat. Not what I would consider full figured, but not a spinner. Body was well proportioned with her boobs.

Session was standard, nothing special. Enjoyed playing with her funbags. May stop by the next time in town to see if they have any latinas. She said that they have one there now, but she wasn't working at the time.

I'm really looking for a legit young college-aged provider that I can see when I am in LA. Prefer white or Latina, as I can get my fill of asians here in Hawaii. Happy to trade info with senior members. PM me.

[Tjinla2001]

Do most places have actually cute girls to fuck as opposed to the old and ugly ones? Because I'll be paying around 100 to fuck them I want something worth fucking.

If you want to slowdown or curtail visiting massage parlors, there is a very simple method. Go on a sunny day. After your session, get the worker to come outside and look at her face in the sunlight.

[BigBadNut]

Ok, so quick word to the wise. I was in Miami and called up an agency. The girl shows up and she is a cute kinda freaky lookin' Peruvian. She tells me to get on the bed and proceeds to rub my back with lotion. Ok, then I reach back to rub the booty and she says the $$ bills are for her to show up and anything else will be another $$. So for $$ I get he package. Immediately I roll off the bed and say "no thanks, this is MB and I know what the "rate" is. I ask her for $ back (leaving her with a $) and say "have a goodnight" "sorry for the misunderstanding" she seems ruffled and says if the agency calls make sure that I tell them I took back $. Ok no problem. She is gone like the wind. So I lay down figure "win some lose some". I pass out into a deep slumber at 12:30 ish, at 2:30 am I am awoken to a very loud knocking if not pounding on my hotel door. At first I am not doing the math. I lay there in shock and wonder. WTF? So do I go and look thru peep hole? Hold tight and not answer? I chose the latter. Eventually after what seems like 5 minutes of loud pounding all goes quiet and I stay in bed and lull myself via Ativan back to sleep.

Next morning I am checking my vm, I see a local unrecognizeable number and hit "play". Its the crazy Peruvian ***** screaming "you mother fee, I am no proXxsieetute" I am calling the cops on your ass etc etc. So fellas, here is my summation. If I had gotten out of bed and answered the door I would either have faced down LE or and big bad mother fing pimp. Probably LE, but I don't need that shit and God knows you all don't either. Pretty sure LE would have realized there was no case and it was "he said she said", I have heard similar stories before. If she claimed attempted rape or assault then I could have been ugly. With that being said I am done with venturing into the great unknown. Not worth it for me. I will stick with "knowns" and AMPs. This story is to help those that can't afford to be "smacked down or arrested". I was seeking fair value and I had had a great exp two nights before. Should have stayed with the first big ass Latina and not gone all "Raiders of the lost ark". If you guys have fam and or SO's I would suggest to think twice before asking for a refund from and provider. Let it go and maybe you to will dodge a bullet or a bat.

[Captain H]

Most foot massage places will let you fuck the girl standing if you ask. Everything else is a la carte. Let me know how it goes.

Do most places have actually cute girls to fuck as opposed to the old and ugly ones? Because I'll be paying around 100 to fuck them I want something worth fucking.

[Member #5794]

Is it possible to pay for just a foot massage and still get the extras?

Most foot massage places will let you fuck the girl standing if you ask. Everything else is a la carte. Let me know how it goes.

[Crimsonquiggs]

"I always enjoyed soaking in a hot tub or sauna before and after a good rub. The cruisers could get annoying, but generally if you say no, they'd leave you alone."

I liked that place too. A few of the gals there would give up a lot.
But what's a "cruiser. " Don't tell me it's a guy trying to pick you up?

That's exactly what it is. Some of the other Korean Spas have it pretty rampant, but Lions was mostly toned down. I'm not one to judge, but it's just not for me.

Sad to see Lions go. Always had a great massage experience there. Hope another pops up like it soon.

[Captain H]

Is it possible to pay for just a foot massage and still get the extras?

[Mr Sixty]

My suspicions that it could end up as you describe are why I never pulled the trigger. The promise is intriguing, but the reality has so much potential in ways to go wrong. And people who are too into the la-la stuff are always crazy and unpredictable. All the "goddess" talk, and descriptions of sublime bliss, etc. , send up major warning flags for me. And yet. I have heard of guys who have had good experiences with amazing providers. But those never last long, as the providers quit when they realize most guys are not looking for tantra, they are just looking for sex. The providers who stay are the robs who learn how to string guys along and make maximum money with minimum output. I guess if you are rich, you play the game and keep looking.

It is 220 for a very boring handjob and for 250, you can do tantra, which is simply they make you breathe. Kind of like spinning class where they teach you how to ride a bike, useless.

Plus, the girls at temple of bliss have personality disorders that are just horribly affective to the experience. God forbid you have a session within three months of burning man, the girls are still whacked.

If you want tantra, watch some youtube shit.

[Deerom]

"I always enjoyed soaking in a hot tub or sauna before and after a good rub. The cruisers could get annoying, but generally if you say no, they'd leave you alone."

I liked that place too. A few of the gals there would give up a lot.
But what's a "cruiser. " Don't tell me it's a guy trying to pick you up?

[Member #5794]

I've always been curious about the "Temple of Bliss", but it's pricey: http://templeofbliss.com/availabilit/la-calendar/.

It is 220 for a very boring handjob and for 250, you can do tantra, which is simply they make you breathe. Kind of like spinning class where they teach you how to ride a bike, useless.

Plus, the girls at temple of bliss have personality disorders that are just horribly affective to the experience. God forbid you have a session within three months of burning man, the girls are still whacked.

If you want tantra, watch some youtube shit.