Massage Parlor Reports

**RubaDub1969** · 02-13-17 14:37

Ok first post. First review. First time at an AMP.

Dreamed about Relax (south location) and saw Jessie, who also greeted me at the door. Older woman, I am terrible with ages but I will guess around 40. I loved her curves, face shows some age and is nothing special. Paid. 65 for the house and another. 6 for HE. I know it was too much but I was a little nervous with it being my first time.

Did some OTC roaming and some UTC under her top when I undid the bra. Nice nipples that were hard. Ending was a little mechanical I guess but I don't have any other AMP experiences to compare it to. She cleaned me up after and gave me some water. I was satisfied enough and will probably repeat.

On the way out I saw another girl there, didn't get her name but maybe that was Kelly that was referenced in an earlier post. Younger, kinda plain but also pretty at the same time. She was wearing a short black dress with flowers. Had wavy black hair. I would like to try her next time if possible.

**StanleyStankas** · 02-12-17 14:11

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Don't you just love people? Customers? Tenants? They are wonderful. LOL.

I am the greatest guy in the world as long as I am doing everything their way every time! I don't even try to do it my way, however sometimes offer just a fair way to handle things! Nope, again I am an a**h**e when it's not their way or the highway!

**StanleyStankas** · 02-12-17 14:08

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

The answer is complicated, since I'm married already. L does not want me to hurt the American wife. In 2 years, American wife will retire and wants to move to California. So that's the biggest fork in the road for us. I really do want to marry her. We decided to make the decision in the next year or two. L calls me "Husband" and I call her "Wife". She says her parents call me "American" because "Bob" sounds too much like "Baba" (which means father in Chinese). "Robert" sounds like "radish in Chinese. So she says the family will call me "Meguren" which means "American". For Chinese New Year, we were video chatting with her family, and some cousins. She called me "Zhangfu" (husband) and it caused quite a commotion. Cousins wishing her well. Her parents know we are not married, but the cousins now think we are! Oh what a tangled web!

She's in good hands with you because you are not a rush st. Bullshit*er! Most dudes talk a great show and few deliver. Much happiness no matter what!

**Bob521** · 02-12-17 13:35

The answer is complicated, since I'm married already. L does not want me to hurt the American wife. In 2 years, American wife will retire and wants to move to California. So that's the biggest fork in the road for us. I really do want to marry her. We decided to make the decision in the next year or two. L calls me "Husband" and I call her "Wife". She says her parents call me "American" because "Bob" sounds too much like "Baba" (which means father in Chinese). "Robert" sounds like "radish in Chinese. So she says the family will call me "Meguren" which means "American". For Chinese New Year, we were video chatting with her family, and some cousins. She called me "Zhangfu" (husband) and it caused quite a commotion. Cousins wishing her well. Her parents know we are not married, but the cousins now think we are! Oh what a tangled web!

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Bob, when are you and Mei getting married?

**Bob521** · 02-12-17 12:31

I PM'd a long answer. But will sort of repeat it here. First, it is entirely up to you. Many customers have limited income, and should never feel they are obligated to pay any certain amount. For an hour, probably $20 - $30 is most typical. (give or take $10). A customer that comes every other week and tips $10 is a very valued customer and much better than someone who tips $40 but only comes once every six months. In my case, I used to add to the tip when somebody would go over the stated massage time. So ten minutes over is probably worth $5-$10 added to the tip. A 90 minute massage is proportionately higher.

Originally Posted by E2304 [View Original Post]

What does Mei consider a fair appreciation for her services? (Ballpark).

**E2304** · 02-12-17 11:48

Originally Posted by Alfonso82 [View Original Post]

How much did you spend with Cici for house fee and tip? I've been seeing Kendy at their other location off Chicago Ave in Oak Park. Really nice Asian will the perfect rack. Usually adds a prostate touch to the finish. I got her number and visited her home as well. Trying for more than just a stand finish but nothing yet. Might go back to her place again to seal the deal. Last time she double booked me and I went anyway so she can take care of me in the bathroom. Just gave her. 25 so it was a steal. I hope the guy on the table didn't mind waiting for a few more minutes.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/5946512876.html

This post about kendy caught my eye. Looking at RM and BP I found angel Spa on Chicago alhough Cici works out of King on North. I called Chicago Ave shop. Man at Roosevelt place answered saying Chicago site closed that day but other girl "good. " I did not Persue. I'm a bit confused.

Please post or PM info or reviews. Prior post mentions a cell number for MT For off site. I will post in return any experience obtained.

**DMichaels69** · 02-12-17 10:58

Don't you just love people? Customers? Tenants? They are wonderful. LOL.

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

Been there done that! Now I am trying to get out to las vegas buy a little place, monger on occasion and watch the tourist spend money! Also being a landlord in a high end downtown area like I have been for the last 2 years (owned for 10) sucks! I don't own a place in the west loop it owns me! Stress? Yep they are called tenants! The more they pay the more they want! Down there one is not a landlord in as much as a concierge! That place is the next to be kicked to the curb! Let's see. Business gone? Check condo gone? Check last drunk crazy hot gf gone? Yep check. Long ago! Ok time to live again!

**DMichaels69** · 02-12-17 10:57

Bob, when are you and Mei getting married?

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Well said. I've told Mei that when we get married we would sell the business and travel the world. Now, I'm a part time electrician, plumber, accountant, salesman, lawyer, webmaster, cleaning guy, etc.

**StanleyStankas** · 02-12-17 10:42

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Well said. I've told Mei that when we get married we would sell the business and travel the world. Now, I'm a part time electrician, plumber, accountant, salesman, lawyer, webmaster, cleaning guy, etc.

Been there done that! Now I am trying to get out to las vegas buy a little place, monger on occasion and watch the tourist spend money! Also being a landlord in a high end downtown area like I have been for the last 2 years (owned for 10) sucks! I don't own a place in the west loop it owns me! Stress? Yep they are called tenants! The more they pay the more they want! Down there one is not a landlord in as much as a concierge! That place is the next to be kicked to the curb! Let's see. Business gone? Check condo gone? Check last drunk crazy hot gf gone? Yep check. Long ago! Ok time to live again!

**E2304** · 02-12-17 06:57

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Thank you again for visiting us. And thank you for your generosity. When I first met her we would argue over the size of the tip also. Our ultimate resolution was to give excess money to charity.

What does Mei consider a fair appreciation for her services? (Ballpark).

**Bob521** · 02-12-17 02:34

Well said. I've told Mei that when we get married we would sell the business and travel the world. Now, I'm a part time electrician, plumber, accountant, salesman, lawyer, webmaster, cleaning guy, etc.

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

Yes they have offered that, however never partook. I am winding down in my career by choice and found out after along time in the small business ownership game. You don't own a business, a business owns you! Very profitable for me, however extremely stressful. I am in my senior years now and I doubt I will ever open up another business in my lifetime. Once the passion goes so goes the energy to keep it all going. When people would tell me oh you're so lucky you don't have a boss! I said yea I do. Everyone that walks in the door or rings the phone. They are called customers!

**Bob521** · 02-12-17 02:22

Thank you again for visiting us. And thank you for your generosity. When I first met her we would argue over the size of the tip also. Our ultimate resolution was to give excess money to charity.

Originally Posted by E2304 [View Original Post]

This morning was the most thorough deep tissue massage of my recollection. Mei has an impressive power to weight ratio and engineers understanding of "the proper application of leverage. " I found the experience intimate and respectful as is proper for any clinician and their patient.

I tipped enough to embarrass my therapist. She is supporting her family back home. Next time I will give less in respect of her feelings. I wish her and her business the best of success.

**Bob521** · 02-12-17 02:07

I have a copy of Quickbooks Pro for my business. It's just that Mei would not likely use it. She does use Google Sheets (Google's answer to Excel).

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

You have done your research and followed thru. For book keeping you might look into quickbooks pro. I ran a business full time for over 12 years and the last 8 or so part x. Much easier when it comes to tax season. I am still using qb pro 2005 even though I have newer machines. Let's just say there are easy hacks around the company wanting you to buy their new product from year to year. My accountant for years got me into it and I never looked back. Now as far as the translation goes. You might want to contact the company directly. Good work!

**Ned515** · 02-11-17 23:30

I am new here and want to know what is a good place to get some good massage and some extra services? I am thinking between Oki Doki, Logan Tantricas or independent providers. Any guidance will be much appreciated.

**E2304** · 02-11-17 23:01

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

Yes they have offered that, however never partook. I am winding down in my career by choice and found out after along time in the small business ownership game. You don't own a business, a business owns you! Very profitable for me, however extremely stressful. I am in my senior years now and I doubt I will ever open up another business in my lifetime. Once the passion goes so goes the energy to keep it all going. When people would tell me oh you're so lucky you don't have a boss! I said yea I do. Everyone that walks in the door or rings the phone. They are called customers!

My accountant asked for it. It's expensive and I pay it.