Massage Parlor Reports

[Bob521]

Speaking of taxes, its that season again and this year I'll be doing my taxes, my business taxes (as an LLC), Mei's taxes, and Mei's business taxes (as a C-Corp). If anyone has any suggestions having gone down this path before (on the massage side) I'd be really interested in advice. I know she has to pay herself a "market" wage, and we've kept good records. I "loaned" her the money so she would not owe taxes on the gift. Any other thoughts? Thanks, Bob.

First, thank you for your business. It's actually Mei's place. I funded the business for her and I spend a fair amount of time there doing my own work (investments and financial consulting.).

She will take you to the room. You may undress and cover yourself with the towel.

It goes without saying, and forum members are well aware, but other pointers for any legit (no / he) place are (1) Don't grab her or try to cop a feel. (2) Don't deliberately flash your junk (3) Don't ask for a HE, (4) Don't jack-off during the massage. All of this has been attempted, and it really upsets her. And it upsets me also, since we're a couple. This should seem obvious, and certainly at a place like Massage Envy, you would not try those things. AS I've said before, some of our best customers are forum members. All respectful, good guys. They appreciate a good strong massage, and they also appreciate what a nice person she is. Bob

[Bob521]

First, thank you for your business. It's actually Mei's place. I funded the business for her and I spend a fair amount of time there doing my own work (investments and financial consulting.).

She will take you to the room. You may undress and cover yourself with the towel.

It goes without saying, and forum members are well aware, but other pointers for any legit (no / he) place are (1) Don't grab her or try to cop a feel. (2) Don't deliberately flash your junk (3) Don't ask for a HE, (4) Don't jack-off during the massage. All of this has been attempted, and it really upsets her. And it upsets me also, since we're a couple. This should seem obvious, and certainly at a place like Massage Envy, you would not try those things. AS I've said before, some of our best customers are forum members. All respectful, good guys. They appreciate a good strong massage, and they also appreciate what a nice person she is. Bob

I visited last month based upon excellent review on quality and personality of mt. I selected 90 min deep tissue for $90. Massage was good. Fairly strong and professional with mild tease. After flip she negotiated HE asking how much I was good for. $60 was shot down with a a head shake and a smile. Surprised I asked how much. $100 and up front. Being surprised and already in the mood I agreed. Please don't flame me. Finish was good with pleasant and nice completion of Massage afterwards. I would have repeated for $60. MT was tall and full frame but not fat. Name not asked for as I was still surprised. Perhaps premium demanded is in response to neighboring spots going SS recently.

I will post other experiences soon. I did not realize that membership was free. Thank you for the resource.

P.S. : I am planning to see Mei at Bob's legit place in BG. I want a good massage and be respectful to MP. Should I cover up when I lie on table it is nude OK? I want a good L0 massage. Thanks.

[E2304]

Previous Good reports with some YMMV over the past six months. I saw Nono, late 20's to early 30's, thin hourglass Asian figure, average face. I went for one hour plus TS. She had sweet personality and gentle touch. Throughout the hour she used a gentle hand and smooth strokes. Deep tissue back walk was thorough. She used an understated "accidental tease" that kept me guessing. 60 for L1, $100 nude. I wasted my money and had a good hour. Finish was pleasantly Unrushed. She is a clever, gentle lady.

[E2304]

Nice place on North side of The City. Meter parking in front. I was seen by Melinda, a fit but full frame girl, who does not look like photos in ad. She is very nice and sweet. $80 for 60 min deep tissue plus $10 TS. One hour is enough as I was rather sore the next day. Very thorough deep tissue. She used her inertia to emphasize pressure during the back walk, new for me. TS was playful and thorough. No complaints. L0 proceeded without negotiation after getting my assent. Free roaming UTC enjoyed. Nice finish. I tipped $70 and will likely repeat. There may be another therapist working as well during the day.

[E2304]

I visited last month based upon excellent review on quality and personality of mt. I selected 90 min deep tissue for $90. Massage was good. Fairly strong and professional with mild tease. After flip she negotiated HE asking how much I was good for. $60 was shot down with a a head shake and a smile. Surprised I asked how much. $100 and up front. Being surprised and already in the mood I agreed. Please don't flame me. Finish was good with pleasant and nice completion of Massage afterwards. I would have repeated for $60. MT was tall and full frame but not fat. Name not asked for as I was still surprised. Perhaps premium demanded is in response to neighboring spots going SS recently.

I will post other experiences soon. I did not realize that membership was free. Thank you for the resource.

P.S. : I am planning to see Mei at Bob's legit place in BG. I want a good massage and be respectful to MP. Should I cover up when I lie on table it is nude OK? I want a good L0 massage. Thanks.

[Gerkin Jerkin]

Are there any latina places in pilsen or the southside? I wish I knew of the latina places when I lived near belmont but now that I am on the southside I don't like to travel that far. LOL. I would think there are some in the Pilsen area or in general the southside since the population is predominately hispanic. I remember before I actually partook in the services I would see postings in the back of chicago reader with latinas.

Mak.

There was a place on 18th street just west of Halsted but that place closed. There was a place around 47th & Ashland that used to run a girl in for a week but the talent was never good. Once in awhile there is a Little Village ad that will pop up but it can be shady and YMMV. No lace to make a connection. Everything covered and rubbing alcohol on junior. There are two girls out by Harlem who used to post on Backpage. I think a lot of these latinas might not want to set up shop in their own neighborhood. One of my all time favorites was a petite little latina who worked under the radar of family / friends. She was a lot of fun.

[Makaroi]

Are there any latina places in pilsen or the southside? I wish I knew of the latina places when I lived near belmont but now that I am on the southside I don't like to travel that far. LOL. I would think there are some in the Pilsen area or in general the southside since the population is predominately hispanic. I remember before I actually partook in the services I would see postings in the back of chicago reader with latinas.

Mak.

[Bob521]

Yep. She grew up on a farm. Her father grew cotton and made quilts. Spend ten years as a a Buddhist disciple in Tibet. She loves the woods and the mountains. That said, she is very well read in both Chinese and western literature. Great cook. Today we went shopping and she bought Smelt. Weird tiny fish. I really didn't want it but decided to go with the flow. She let me eat the first one, (including the bones). Then she de-boned all the fish using chopsticks. Most amazing thing a ever saw. So I attached a photo.

The perfect woman, must be a village girl.

[FrankyCando]

By the way, I am trying to teach her English, but she's got an independent streak and prefers to go it alone. She moves furniture around, repairs things, paints, saws lumber, grabs tools out of my hands. Its really amazing.

The perfect woman, must be a village girl.

[DaddyOne23]

Been reading TER, EROS, Here, Reddit, Rubmaps for a few weeks now. I am ready. Where should I try first?

I am thinking Princess on Belmont. Also considering Latin or Belmont Spa. I would appreciate some advisement if you can reply or PM. Thanks.

There's a sub in Reddit for this? Anyways I like logan tantricas, you just got to get past the awkward setup to get in the facility.

[ChedLet64]

Been reading TER, EROS, Here, Reddit, Rubmaps for a few weeks now. I am ready. Where should I try first?

I am thinking Princess on Belmont. Also considering Latin or Belmont Spa. I would appreciate some advisement if you can reply or PM. Thanks.

[Bob521]

Yes, Mei is insanely strong. And she knows exactly where the pressure points are. She can bring a guy to tears any time she wants. (LOL) She did 4 90 minute massages that day and one 60 minute massage. We also had a several people come that she could not take. That's why we are looking to bring a second person on board.

By the way, I am trying to teach her English, but she's got an independent streak and prefers to go it alone. She moves furniture around, repairs things, paints, saws lumber, grabs tools out of my hands. Its really amazing.

Made an appointment Saturday evening since I was going to be in the area , got there earlier and Mae escorted me to another room instead of waiting in the front or in my car which was good bcs I think I took a 25 minute nap, I took the 90 minute massage. The massage was good and strong coming from a petite woman and actually one of the best massages I have had in many many years and yes I would repeat even though its a legit massage only. paid my 80 at the end and left a decent tip and looks like it will be my once a month stop for sure .....it was one of those painful but good massages -the addictive kind -

Take the 90 minute when making an appointment bcs if you opt for 60 you will wish the 90.

And shame on Bob for learning the Chinese but not teaching the English LOL.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5986822471.html

[DMichaels69]

Bob get on those Engrish lessons! LOL.

Made an appointment Saturday evening since I was going to be in the area , got there earlier and Mae escorted me to another room instead of waiting in the front or in my car which was good bcs I think I took a 25 minute nap, I took the 90 minute massage. The massage was good and strong coming from a petite woman and actually one of the best massages I have had in many many years and yes I would repeat even though its a legit massage only. paid my 80 at the end and left a decent tip and looks like it will be my once a month stop for sure .....it was one of those painful but good massages -the addictive kind -

Take the 90 minute when making an appointment bcs if you opt for 60 you will wish the 90.

And shame on Bob for learning the Chinese but not teaching the English LOL.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5986822471.html

[FrankyCando]

Made an appointment Saturday evening since I was going to be in the area , got there earlier and Mae escorted me to another room instead of waiting in the front or in my car which was good bcs I think I took a 25 minute nap, I took the 90 minute massage. The massage was good and strong coming from a petite woman and actually one of the best massages I have had in many many years and yes I would repeat even though its a legit massage only. paid my 80 at the end and left a decent tip and looks like it will be my once a month stop for sure .....it was one of those painful but good massages -the addictive kind -

Take the 90 minute when making an appointment bcs if you opt for 60 you will wish the 90.

And shame on Bob for learning the Chinese but not teaching the English LOL.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5986822471.html

[DMichaels69]

You hit the nail on the head.

It's cash.