Massage Parlor Reports

**Chet Font** · 02-06-17 12:47

Originally Posted by FartCity [View Original Post]

There are young, good looking girls out there, but, as in life, they don't put out. Orchid on Watson, maybe hottest massage girl I've ever had. Fluent in English, too. 10 minutes in, I thought I'd caught lightning in a bottle. Got worse from there, then come the upsells for more time with nothing changing. End up, not even DIY. OH MOST IMPORTANTLY: Walked out reeking of perfume. Can't believe the lady at home didn't say anything.

First bed bugs, then your cat growls at you and now your wife doesn't say anything when you reek of perfume? Better have a talk before she divorces you. Use tanning lotion when you can't take a shower.

**Chet Font** · 02-06-17 12:37

Originally Posted by FartCity [View Original Post]

Recent reviews:

Riverside in St. Charles: Very unattractive lady, gross-ass room. But front teasing alone was enough to get me off (been a week or so).

You horny assholes left me at Orchid on Watson. Girl was hot as fuck. Actually looked like the pictures (but clothed) for once. I'm 90% sure I had her at Lily about a year ago. Great english, above the standard in most ways, but first 10 min of massage are the best, then all of a sudden "more time?" that leads to nothing. Not even DIY. Even worse, everything used was heavily scented. Got home, had to rush to the bathroom to cover it. Even then, the stupid cat growled at me all night!

Riverside, check out. Orchid, avoid.

One other weird thing.

My house has been infected with bed bugs for no apparent reason. I've been several other places besides what's mentioned, nothing different to report. Has anyone else had this issue? Important to call it out if so.

Check out bedbugregistry.com. Maybe you got them from a nice hotel.

**Chet Font** · 02-06-17 12:16

Originally Posted by PilotPete [View Original Post]

Any reports on Dee? Advertises on CL and has a place in St Charles area.

Oh Dee died last July. Is there a new Dee in St. Chuck?

**Chet Font** · 02-06-17 12:08

Originally Posted by MisterMajor [View Original Post]

You said "OUR" reviews, so why are you here? I suspect the only way LEO would know about this site is from a SNITCH. The providers are certainly not going to report themselves.

All the info on this forum shows up on Google searchs. Do a Google search for "bible thumping nutjob local neighbors " in quotes and see what you get. Rubmaps has more detailed information, it can't be searched through Google but it's $14.95 per month.

**Mister Major** · 02-06-17 11:35

You said "OUR" reviews, so why are you here? I suspect the only way LEO would know about this site is from a SNITCH. The providers are certainly not going to report themselves.

Originally Posted by MeTor [View Original Post]

There are 2 problems with the AMPs here, and neither are the fault of the nice people who work at them:

1) Our LEO seem to have nothing better to do. Which is really hard to believe.

2) Us. By posting our reviews here, we paint a target on them. Is that not obvious? Do you think this site is not the #1 tool LEO has to go after these ladies?

If we just shut up and go visit any of these places we will all get what we want.

**JMan81** · 02-06-17 09:28

Originally Posted by SudSrr [View Original Post]

Wow. Kay is so nice and great. Wonder if she went back across the river?

If you find out before me let me know and if I find out before you I'll pm you.

**Tdyeg** · 02-06-17 08:43

Originally Posted by PilotPete [View Original Post]

Any reports on Dee? Advertises on CL and has a place in St Charles area.

I saw her last week. Strictly massage, nothing more. Not sure I would have wanted it even if it was. Mid 50's Harley chick, ehh, not for me anyway.

**WeldnSpringer** · 02-06-17 01:04

Originally Posted by PilotPete [View Original Post]

Any reports on Dee? Advertises on CL and has a place in St Charles area.

DIY decent looking 40-50 yr old.

**PilotPete** · 02-05-17 23:12

Any reports on Dee? Advertises on CL and has a place in St Charles area.

**SudSrr** · 02-05-17 19:01

Originally Posted by JMan81 [View Original Post]

I stopped by Mimi's yesterday and she told me that Kay doesn't work there any more does any one know where she went. I thought I had her number but the number that I have its disconnected.

Wow. Kay is so nice and great. Wonder if she went back across the river?

**Solocus** · 02-05-17 11:52

If anyone sees Brenda regularly (advertises therapeutic massage only) please PM me I'd like to compare notes.

**JMan81** · 02-04-17 12:12

I stopped by Mimi's yesterday and she told me that Kay doesn't work there any more does any one know where she went. I thought I had her number but the number that I have its disconnected.

**JMan81** · 02-04-17 12:02

I stopped by Mimi's yesterday in Swansea and she told me that Kay is not working there any more. Does any one know where she went to the number that I had said it was disconnected.

**FartCity** · 02-04-17 05:44

Originally Posted by ChetFont [View Original Post]

She's hot. How much for extras?

And here's the post of 2017. We can all go home now, fellers. Great job!

**MeTor** · 02-03-17 18:15

Originally Posted by ChetFont [View Original Post]

One of those churches that probably complained about the AMP in Fairview Heights had a deacon who liked to invite teenage boys from church to his home. The deacon recently got busted for molestation.

Glad he got caught. The watchers are the ones who need to be watched the most.