Streetwalker Reports

**CuriousGuyMke** · 02-09-17 20:10

Had to run a late errand Tuesday night, around 11:30. Decided to take G back home. No LEO but, slim pickin's. Looped down to L; nothing. Was going to head back to the freeway and call it a night but an accident had 35th blocked so back down G. Saw a tall WSW on the corner of 26th. Doubled back and she was with two more. Got the look, went back around the block and caught her on the other side. Taller. Nice Boots. Cute face. A few piercings. Said her name was Hannah. (Not the Famous Hannah, though; thanks to HuntingStreets for clarifying). Went to a good spot and got at it. Cover went on and she went at it. Was taking me awhile -- and, a random car pulling up -- so the cover came off and that was that. Caught it. Damage was 3. With a 5 tip. Nice girl. Didn't ask for McD's or a smoke (I wound up offering one). Incredibly nice. Reminded me that I left my charger plugged in and change in my cupholder and that a lot of girls will grab it so "be careful. " Sorry, not the most interesting review but not the most exciting outing. Just basic, satisfying and "normal. ".

Be safe, Mongers.

**Eagle19** · 02-08-17 13:04

Originally Posted by Milwpussyhound [View Original Post]

So what, we are not posting reviews anymore. No one on here should have to PM you to get your review. Just post it so everyone can see. That's what this board is for. Whether your review of Kirby is good or bad just post it.

If was great for the short ride in the car, got real comfy by chic. Fil- A. Didn't have much time had to pick up my daughter, because like most she was 3 hours late, kept saying 20 more minutes, 20 more minutes, so I'm off running errands during her super delay, wen she calls I'm finally ready. So swing back by where she wanted me to pick her up, she looked amazingly hot, couldn't believe how good she looked in person in her short mini dress, high heels, she said she never ate at chic ' fil -A,get her a bite to eat, she says she'll save it for at home we park for 5 minutes lots of dfk, fiv,caressing those beautiful ta tas, nice nips also. Would a went back to my place, but didn't have any time left for true comfort, after getting cozy I stuff her with a reasonable donation for not being able to partake into to much, day light, short on time. Great body great conversation, so we set something up for next day, dinner casino, room at poto, she never answered again, hard to imagine. Would definitely repeat in a visit with dinner & the works, hope she's all well, appears everything could be on the menu. Decent pick up spot in allis. Think smart enjoy.

Eagle flying out.

**MilwPussyHound** · 02-08-17 09:58

Originally Posted by Eagle19 [View Original Post]

What ever happened to kirby, I picked her up at her place, after she was like 3 hours late & I had moved on running errands, wen I got there she comes out looking amazing, that's all I'll say for now, pm & I'll tell you the rest of the story, she seemed so sweet & looked stunningly great.

So what, we are not posting reviews anymore. No one on here should have to PM you to get your review. Just post it so everyone can see. That's what this board is for. Whether your review of Kirby is good or bad just post it.

**Eagle19** · 02-07-17 18:05

Originally Posted by JohnKat [View Original Post]

Had a good time with this girl a couple of weeks ago at my place. I found her to be both affectionate and attractive. I saw her yesterday at her 26th street incall to prove this guy and several respected board members that pmed me were wrong and I was right. It turns out that they were right and I was wrong. Easily the worse incall I was ever at and I once had sex in a pimps living room.

What ever happened to kirby, I picked her up at her place, after she was like 3 hours late & I had moved on running errands, wen I got there she comes out looking amazing, that's all I'll say for now, pm & I'll tell you the rest of the story, she seemed so sweet & looked stunningly great.

**CuriousGuyMke** · 02-06-17 02:05

Had to run an errand after the game, decided to take G there and back. Wish I had thought to grab cash first; saw four or five out and about on my drive west. Picked up what I needed, grabbed a few bucks and on my way back, LEO was everywhere, including four of them at 24th, lights flashing and surrounding a car with a fifth barreling back west. That was it for me. Saw three more before turning north for back home.

Be safe, Mongers.

**DaveDream** · 02-05-17 21:18

I hit the streets for the fun of it. I've told myself I would never pickup a SW again because of an incident I had in the past. I saw a white SW standing on 25-26 and G. She was wearing faded jeans and had a red hoodie on underneath her coat. I came around the block on three different occasions on different times and she was gone all three times. Something seemed off. Streets seemed dead.

**CuriousGuyMke** · 02-01-17 15:33

First of all, thanks for the info. Goes a long way in helping others stay safe.

But if I could take a second to pull a quote and chuckle, this might be the single greatest sentence ever typed in the history of the internet.

Originally Posted by JohnKat [View Original Post]

....and I once had sex in a pimps living room.

You, Sir, have earned a standing ovation.

**JohnKat** · 02-01-17 12:32

Originally Posted by Phoenix5 [View Original Post]

She's not UTR, she's crazy her whole family is crazy stay away and in the system, one of these days you might get arrested dealing with her. I know her very well most then anyone here. Her BP or whatever Ad is "Mia".

Had a good time with this girl a couple of weeks ago at my place. I found her to be both affectionate and attractive. I saw her yesterday at her 26th street incall to prove this guy and several respected board members that pmed me were wrong and I was right. It turns out that they were right and I was wrong. Easily the worse incall I was ever at and I once had sex in a pimps living room.

**CuriousGuyMke** · 01-31-17 21:42

Originally Posted by DaveDream [View Original Post]

When I fish in a cover I like to personally flush the cover down the toilet or wrap it in a Kleenex and dispose of it later. I don't like leaving my DNA laying around these SW or escorts. I would hate to have a cop find it in her purse after she was found on the side of the road somewhere. Explain that to your girlfriend.

Sorry. Should have specified; the wrapper. Not the, uh, wrapper.

**DaveDream** · 01-31-17 18:28

When I fish in a cover I like to personally flush the cover down the toilet or wrap it in a Kleenex and dispose of it later. I don't like leaving my DNA laying around these SW or escorts. I would hate to have a cop find it in her purse after she was found on the side of the road somewhere. Explain that to your girlfriend.

Originally Posted by CuriousGuyMke [View Original Post]

Bunch of accidents on the freeway and needed to get from the lake to the stadium so took a crusie down G. Couple of swings around and a few looks, missed two separate ones (one, a shorter brunette bravely wearing a skirt!) when my loop around was too long then, caught a pair at 27 & G, right outside. Got the look, whipped around the block and nothing. Finally decided to head back and just when I was about to turnback home, I caught one. Taller. Heavy jacket. Leggnigs. Cute red boots. Cut around and got the look but she started going to another car. As I was pulling away, she came up to me and made the scoop.

Cute eyes. Dark hair. Piercing on the left side of the lower lip. Cute. Nikki, she said. Did a check, looked for a spot. Didn't realize she was actually slipping a cover on untilshe was halfway there. Whatever. Limited damage. 1/4. Finished up. She threw it in her purse and that was it. Not much of a talker. Didn't look beaten down by the game. And smelled really nice. Would lke to see her again in some light.

BTW, LEO was pretty preoccupied with the roads today. Unfortunately, the scenery didn't take advantage.

**CuriousGuyMke** · 01-31-17 01:44

Bunch of accidents on the freeway and needed to get from the lake to the stadium so took a crusie down G. Couple of swings around and a few looks, missed two separate ones (one, a shorter brunette bravely wearing a skirt!) when my loop around was too long then, caught a pair at 27 & G, right outside. Got the look, whipped around the block and nothing. Finally decided to head back and just when I was about to turnback home, I caught one. Taller. Heavy jacket. Leggnigs. Cute red boots. Cut around and got the look but she started going to another car. As I was pulling away, she came up to me and made the scoop.

Cute eyes. Dark hair. Piercing on the left side of the lower lip. Cute. Nikki, she said. Did a check, looked for a spot. Didn't realize she was actually slipping a cover on untilshe was halfway there. Whatever. Limited damage. 1/4. Finished up. She threw it in her purse and that was it. Not much of a talker. Didn't look beaten down by the game. And smelled really nice. Would lke to see her again in some light.

BTW, LEO was pretty preoccupied with the roads today. Unfortunately, the scenery didn't take advantage.

**Eagle19** · 01-29-17 09:46

Originally Posted by Griswold99 [View Original Post]

So I saw a redhead with hair pulled over to one side on g, decent looking, but lots of LEO in area so was wondering if anyone has visited with her. Thanks.

WTF 3 x this past week early morning (4-5 am 2 x & once late evening 11:30 pm Uncles walking parked & on a bicycle, is your city of milwaukee all of a sudden gotten so safe, doesn't seem like it if you watch your local news. Be safe out their mongers.

**Griswold99** · 01-29-17 06:22

So I saw a redhead with hair pulled over to one side on g, decent looking, but lots of LEO in area so was wondering if anyone has visited with her. Thanks.

**MrBones** · 01-27-17 21:59

Spent a nice time (as usual) with Brenda. Found her in the 20's on G. Now has jet black hair. LOTS of uncles hangin' around so be careful out there. Sure do wish she'd get a phone.

Bones out.

**Coochie Eater** · 01-27-17 13:04

Originally Posted by BigA [View Original Post]

Front page, left side you will see " 22 Rules for street mongering" click on it and good luck! #9 and #12 are the Big ones in my Book, don't learn either one the hard way !

It should read: "Are you FUCKING nuts?

Hookers are hookers for a reason. Sister Mary Francis aint on the corner selling coochie for Jesus. Neither is your mom. If you have a spot that's set up for hookers (second house, apartment, hole-in-the-ground), then knock yourself out. If you take her back to your residence, expect all your shit missing a week or a month or two months later when the crack monster / heroin monkey / gorilla pimp needs money more than you need your stereo, television, tax records, or relationship with your wife, kids, neighbors or your own miserable self-esteem.

"Oh, that's why I only arrange through an agency for at-home dates. " Oh, working for an agency means these women are fucking angels, just leaving church to swallow your cum to earn their next donation to their favorite charity.

Play this one through your head: You're standing there giving your statement to the police, pretending you don't know why they targeted your house out of all the ones on the street. Then look over at your wife's face, or your kids' faces (hell, they spent too much time on that PlayStation anyway), then think back to that fantastic BBBJ and anal creampie you gave her, knowing that it was all worthwhile.

Coochie (made every mistake except that one) Eater.

God Bless You All.