Massage Parlor Reports

[MassageAwesome]

Stopped by Heavenly, talked to a lady who I thought was the mamasan but ended up being my masseuse. She is 55+ and was wearing a gold sequin mini dress. In the room she asked if I liked hard or soft and I said hard. It was by far the softest hard massage ever received. On the flip she offered HE for. 8 I said 5 she said 8. I said 5 and she said no you pay. 8 I dressed and left unhappy. I think. 8 is too much for HE. I've enjoy this establishment up to this point.

Did you mean Healthy Massage?

[Niteluvr]

Anyone seen Jia. Looks kinda cute.

AMP.

Jia from where?

[Clyde Atlanta]

Stopped by Heavenly, talked to a lady who I thought was the mamasan but ended up being my masseuse. She is 55+ and was wearing a gold sequin mini dress. In the room she asked if I liked hard or soft and I said hard. It was by far the softest hard massage ever received. On the flip she offered HE for. 8 I said 5 she said 8. I said 5 and she said no you pay. 8 I dressed and left unhappy. I think. 8 is too much for HE. I've enjoy this establishment up to this point.

[Member #5352]

Anyone seen Jia. Looks kinda cute.

AMP.

Can you share a link?

[AmpLovr]

Anyone seen Jia. Looks kinda cute.

AMP.

[Member #5564]

I've gotten some funky whiffs of the things they eat and some of it you just can't describe. I also forgot to mention that Amy, Emily, and Kerri were AWOL. I'm not sure if it's from some of the exaggerated experiences posted in recent weeks, but I got "here no more" when I asked. There was Cindy and Linda to choose from and I went with Linda and was pleased with the service, great massage.

You're an intuitive fucker, ain't ya?

[WalterM]

Now you want to talk about some funky smelling shit wafting around, let me tell you about Up Massage in Roswell around a year ago. That place smelled like a gotdamn septic tank exploded in the back. Haven't been there in ages, so I can't speak to it's present state, but the fact that it's still open makes me think they surely got that resolved, else all their clientele would probably have up and died by now. It was thick LOL.

Ok, I laffed.

[Petey1015]

What Petey said. I've been there several times now, and the most funky whiff I ever got of anything was once there was a faint food smell (and it was close to dinner, so that made sense), a food smell that smelled "weird" but only because it wasn't familiar to my run-of-the-mill American ass LOL.

Same on the table shower bit: virtually every CAMP these days has a table shower, or at least a standup shower. None of them require payment up front. Payment up front is in my experience a KAMP-only thing, table shower or not.

Now you want to talk about some funky smelling shit wafting around, let me tell you about Up Massage in Roswell around a year ago. That place smelled like a gotdamn septic tank exploded in the back. Haven't been there in ages, so I can't speak to it's present state, but the fact that it's still open makes me think they surely got that resolved, else all their clientele would probably have up and died by now. It was thick LOL.

I've gotten some funky whiffs of the things they eat and some of it you just can't describe. I also forgot to mention that Amy, Emily, and Kerri were AWOL. I'm not sure if it's from some of the exaggerated experiences posted in recent weeks, but I got "here no more" when I asked. There was Cindy and Linda to choose from and I went with Linda and was pleased with the service, great massage.

[Niteluvr]

What Petey said. I've been there several times now, and the most funky whiff I ever got of anything was once there was a faint food smell (and it was close to dinner, so that made sense), a food smell that smelled "weird" but only because it wasn't familiar to my run-of-the-mill American ass LOL.

Same on the table shower bit: virtually every CAMP these days has a table shower, or at least a standup shower. None of them require payment up front. Payment up front is in my experience a KAMP-only thing, table shower or not.

Now you want to talk about some funky smelling shit wafting around, let me tell you about Up Massage in Roswell around a year ago. That place smelled like a gotdamn septic tank exploded in the back. Haven't been there in ages, so I can't speak to it's present state, but the fact that it's still open makes me think they surely got that resolved, else all their clientele would probably have up and died by now. It was thick LOL.

Up Massage stunk in two ways: Food and no extras.

[JWSouth]

I was there earlier and there was no noticeable smells I could detect. Although sometimes when they reheat their food you can detect some odd smells. And by the way, just because an establishment has a table shower or standing one (sometimes both) it doesn't mean a fee is collected up front.

What Petey said. I've been there several times now, and the most funky whiff I ever got of anything was once there was a faint food smell (and it was close to dinner, so that made sense), a food smell that smelled "weird" but only because it wasn't familiar to my run-of-the-mill American ass LOL.

Same on the table shower bit: virtually every CAMP these days has a table shower, or at least a standup shower. None of them require payment up front. Payment up front is in my experience a KAMP-only thing, table shower or not.

Now you want to talk about some funky smelling shit wafting around, let me tell you about Up Massage in Roswell around a year ago. That place smelled like a gotdamn septic tank exploded in the back. Haven't been there in ages, so I can't speak to it's present state, but the fact that it's still open makes me think they surely got that resolved, else all their clientele would probably have up and died by now. It was thick LOL.

[Dudeatl]

I've been twice looking for something good. It's always tease and then DIY. I won't go back.

My experience has been the same. I think if you invested enough visits it might change you odds, but the talent is not worth the investment.

[Petey1015]

With all the talk of Lily at Woodstock. I decided to go out there on Saturday at 4 PM. Some observations:

* Most places with a table shower want the house fee upfront. They didn't.

* There were like 4 other mongers there. One was in a chair in the back, one coming out, of a room, one was walking out the door as I was walking in. We should have a secret handshake to know who is part of the "USAG team. ".

* The places stinks. I dunno what it is, mold, mildew, the sewer. It's just nasty.

* Barely any English from mama on down.

So, I get there. They size me up, they tell me to sit on the couch for a second while they clear a room. "You here for massage?" Yes, of course. I'm led into a room. I am followed in a woman who is slightly older (maybe Kerry?) who speaks no English. She puts her hands on my shoulders and aggressively proclaims "You pay me!" Yes, of course, table shower? At which point the English becomes too much for her to handle. Table shower was not in her vocabulary. She gets someone else.

Amy and Emily, are nowhere to be seen. I draw Cindy. Cindy has tattoos on her shoulder and nice Bs. She gave a somewhat aggressive table shower. Her massage wasn't bad, but every other minute "you ok baby?" On the flip, we negotiate $50 to leave happy. Fairly mechanical. I literally had to pry a breast out to nibble on. (But it was a nice firm breast with a hard nipple.).

Otherwise, very lackluster. 50/50, 1 hr, probably not going back.

I was there earlier and there was no noticeable smells I could detect. Although sometimes when they reheat their food you can detect some odd smells. And by the way, just because an establishment has a table shower or standing one (sometimes both) it doesn't mean a fee is collected up front.

[Member #5564]

It is illegal because Big Brother does not get his tax cut. Just stop by city hall before you go and pay their the tx on the service and you will be okay. LOL.

Right Mr Perry Mason?

The man always has his hands in your pocket!

[Merlin42]

Anyone ever been to T Massage on Buford Hwy? Its in a strip shopping ctr. Worth the visit?

I've been twice looking for something good. It's always tease and then DIY. I won't go back.

[Big Comanche]

Hit up Cville expecting a great experience, I'll give it a 4. Hour massage, $80. Started with a TS with some good olay, then a semi decent, but short with no oil, massage. Extras are 40 he, 60 nude he, 80 CBJ, 100 cfs. Pretty steep. After I was done I walked out and noticed I was only there 50 minutes from walk in to walk out, they have no clocks in the rooms.