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[SteveStone123]

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

[DutchTreat]

Lavender near Beach and GG Blvd is a quick 15 minute drive from Orange going west on the 22. It won't be cheap, though. Most of these Vietnamese chicks have GPS, so expect to pay at least $120 plus the house fee.

Good luck and let us know how it goes!

Dutch.

Hey Gents,

A Vegas Monger (via Orlando, Chicago, Texas, etc) will be back in Orange near Chapman. Looking for a good AMP to visit two or three nights this week during my stay. I love FS and I know YMMV, but where are places that are more of a sure thing? I will reciprocate if you ever come to vegas or if you take a trip to one of the areas I frequent.

[MikeFandango]

Hey Gents,

A Vegas Monger (via Orlando, Chicago, Texas, etc) will be back in Orange near Chapman. Looking for a good AMP to visit two or three nights this week during my stay. I love FS and I know YMMV, but where are places that are more of a sure thing? I will reciprocate if you ever come to vegas or if you take a trip to one of the areas I frequent.

Fair and Harbor in Costa Mesa, around 8 AMPs in the same building to choose from, the one at the back is a sure FS.

[Miketastic69]

Hey Gents,

A Vegas Monger (via Orlando, Chicago, Texas, etc) will be back in Orange near Chapman. Looking for a good AMP to visit two or three nights this week during my stay. I love FS and I know YMMV, but where are places that are more of a sure thing? I will reciprocate if you ever come to vegas or if you take a trip to one of the areas I frequent.

[OldAsiaHand]

Just wondering everyone's thoughts on the AMP or LMP girls.

I've being mongering for awhile and my opinion is K Girls are simply the best all around. I tend to be most attracted to V girls, then K, C and then L. I'm just rally liking K girls.

I found a few places in the South Bay that has K girls. Here's what I find about them. Most are pretty with decent bodies. I haven't been denied FS, as they always offer it. And they usually don't ask about the tip and are always pleased with the amount I tip.

Thoughts?

Last year, I did a girl at Miari Texas RLD in Seoul. Her service was one of the top 10 girls I've ever done. 60,000 KRW for 30 minutes BBFS. Closer to home, there are a few K girls working in the AMPs in Costa Mesa but definitely far less than the V & C.

[Blake4587]

Sonya / Tanya at Passion in Anaheim. Total model type! Good luck.

Anyone seen anyone else there? Besides her and the 40's /50's MMS?

How old are they and do they offer FS? What is rate?

[Hornilius69]

I'm new to Orange County and looking for the hottest provider who offers oral service. Needs to have a sexy face. Suggestions?

Try Yuka or Megan, best blowjob ever!

[Hornilius69]

Lucky in Stanton has been closed for a while, anyone has an update?

Too many traffic there, so the shop is laying low under the radar.

Call to make an appointment.

[JerSeinfeld]

Sonya / Tanya at Passion in Anaheim. Total model type! Good luck.

Anyone seen anyone else there? Besides her and the 40's /50's MMS?

I'm new to Orange County and looking for the hottest provider who offers oral service. Needs to have a sexy face. Suggestions?

[JerSeinfeld]

Was there early evening Thursday. Only one girl working. Said her name is Angel. She said she works everyday. White / hispanic? Mid 20's. Chubby. 5'2" 36 D. Cute and eager. FS 1. 4.

[JerSeinfeld]

Was there late afternoon, only saw one provider. Early / mid 40's? Fit asian girl. Face looks like she's had a hard life. Speaks english well. Not viet or Chinese. Some other south east asian. Good strong massage. FS for 1. 4.

[JerSeinfeld]

Lucky in Stanton has been closed for a while, anyone has an update?

[Fe Maiden]

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/2-⃣-full-body-sensual-2-8419;-exotic-busty-girls-come-get-pamper-by-us-actual-pics-2-8419;/92746442.

Pics real??

Hard to tell since that link no worky.

[Ihaschzbrgr]

I'm new to Orange County and looking for the hottest provider who offers oral service. Needs to have a sexy face. Suggestions?

Yeah I got a suggestion: use the search function.

[TouchMeHere]

Yesterday I decided to try a place I had not been to in a long time in Cypress. The name escapes me but it's on Ball near Walgreens.

In the past I had got HJ and also a CBJ from pretty young girls in their 20's. But never FS.

This trip I was hoping for FS or at least a CBJ.

The lady that took me to my room was also the masseuse. She was a cute V girl about 40. Not thin but not fat. She was very good at the massage and talked to me most of the time. Talking about her daytime job about mine and about our family's.

On the flip she was playing with the boys and the soldier. I asked for FS or a BJ and she said no we don't do that here. And pointed to the door which now has a peep hole. She did let me rain and suck the girls which were very nice. After the HE she continued to get to know me until the time ran out. She's divorced like me and asked if she could see me outside of that place. And sent me her number. After I left we exchanged several texts. She wants to meet up to eat and talk more. She said she had a regular job and only does massage for extra money. Anyone dated a massage girl? I'm not sure how I would feel about it.

It's behind the NY style food joint?