Massage Parlor Reports

[DonTheMon]

Has anyone had any good sessions at pine tree in willowbrook. I know they were cloaed last summer but have reopened. Have noticed many customers entering the place lately. Just curious if it would be worth it to stop there. Not sure how much the cost is and not sure if they have a full menu? Would appreciate some info. And feel free to pm If you want.

[ApplePiePussy]

I'm glad for the fellas who are older and are happy with the grandmas but for us younger guys the grandmas just don't cut it. I mean besides the massage, and the ending, what you are paying for is to walk away feeling good. When I go to the parlor and it's a girl in her 20's, I immediately feel excited about the session, regardless if there is HE or not. It just feels good to converse and enjoy an intimate hour with somebody that age who is still excited about life and exploring the world. The best conversations always come from the younger ones, who just have more energy about them, and it translates to a better massage. It takes a bit more effort with them. You can't just walk in and demand things. But if you bring your A game, you are almost always rewarded with a memorable experience, and you walk away from the session with a glow that lasts for a couple days. You just feel better about life. When it's an older woman, I almost always regret having gone through with it. Outside of maybe a handful of experiences that were truly awesome, the overwhelming amount of times it's just been a boring disappointment. I will say though, that two or three sessions I've had with a couple older ones rank in my top 10 sessions overall, but they are very rare. One older lady was an expert with her edging technique. I had never had it before and it was one of the best finishes I've had in a parlor. Also, I did a four hand a couple times with two older ladies who just knew how to work off each other and it was a very good time. But aside from those, it's generally just a mechanical session from these older women who have shown absolutely no interest in learning the language, or straying from the script. Of course, there are bad sessions with younger ones as well, as they seem to always be the ones who negotiate rudely during the session, but even then you at least have a young body to look at.

Ideally you would have a wide variety of both to satisfy everyone in this city, but that's proving not to be the case anymore. The young ones are getting rarer and rarer to find, and the ones that are here are putting less and less effort into their sessions. The market is imbalanced and needs a fresh infusion of talent.

[Bob521]

I guess if I was 30 I would might feel differently. I'm in love with two grandmas. One, my American wife, is my age, (64) and the other is more than twenty years younger and is my Chinese wife. I'm super lucky (about 4 times per week). So first of all, the term grandma means nothing. Both women exercise every day and are very fit and beautiful. Aside from the bedroom "skills", more important to me is they are more mature and interesting. That is to say I simply enjoy their company and talking to them. So when you "click" with a person, the extension to lovemaking is much more complete.

So, I disagree with the physical characterization. That's too broad a brush. I will agree I would have no interest in a person like you described. But that description is not really true of all "grandmas".

You are mostly right when it comes to age. Older women have a lot more experience and can please a man in ways younger women are just discovering or haven't learned yet, especially oral. The only problem is when they get naked you have two buckets of ass to deal with, a vagina the size of a sugar bowl, their breasts are somewhere under her armpit near her waist, and her stomach looks like a road map of New Jersey. I am 72 and still hitting it once a week so enjoy younger women while you can. Older women do understand more when you go limp and automatically go oral to get it back.

[Hotwad]

I love them!

They are like every other mature woman on the planet. They have been thru the relationship wars With men and just know what it's all about.

I rarely do FS anymore for pay as I don't have to pay for it, but I would if need be and I really liked the Grandma. Why not? If she really wants you, there is a great effort to love and be loved the way you both like it. They get horny too, and they ain't getting it everyday.

As men or especially older men, you still get horny, so do they.

They also know how to touch a man in ways that younger girls haven't learned just yet. I love it, and never refuse an older girl and never have.

Anyway, enjoy what you like and live and learn, but don't be hating on the older babes.

You are mostly right when it comes to age. Older women have a lot more experience and can please a man in ways younger women are just discovering or haven't learned yet, especially oral. The only problem is when they get naked you have two buckets of ass to deal with, a vagina the size of a sugar bowl, their breasts are somewhere under her armpit near her waist, and her stomach looks like a road map of New Jersey. I am 72 and still hitting it once a week so enjoy younger women while you can. Older women do understand more when you go limp and automatically go oral to get it back.

[Crikiter]

Does anyone go to the place on Irving near Austin? Nothing recent on the forum. It's convenient, and I don't have a huge budget.

Went there two times about a couple years ago. Struck out both times. Nice younger girl Ada I think. No idea if she is still there.

[NewManL]

I love them!

They are like every other mature woman on the planet. They have been thru the relationship wars With men and just know what it's all about.

I rarely do FS anymore for pay as I don't have to pay for it, but I would if need be and I really liked the Grandma. Why not? If she really wants you, there is a great effort to love and be loved the way you both like it. They get horny too, and they ain't getting it everyday.

As men or especially older men, you still get horny, so do they.

They also know how to touch a man in ways that younger girls haven't learned just yet. I love it, and never refuse an older girl and never have.

Anyway, enjoy what you like and live and learn, but don't be hating on the older babes.

I agree. I love older women. I also am less nervous about the idea of an older woman massaging me with potential extras than a girl around my age.

[Magooski]

I love them!

They are like every other mature woman on the planet. They have been thru the relationship wars With men and just know what it's all about.

I rarely do FS anymore for pay as I don't have to pay for it, but I would if need be and I really liked the Grandma. Why not? If she really wants you, there is a great effort to love and be loved the way you both like it. They get horny too, and they ain't getting it everyday.

As men or especially older men, you still get horny, so do they.

They also know how to touch a man in ways that younger girls haven't learned just yet. I love it, and never refuse an older girl and never have.

Anyway, enjoy what you like and live and learn, but don't be hating on the older babes.

Confusious speaks the truth. I enjoy the occasional GFE and turning them on! I can make them feel like a teenager and get more mileage! They need loving too!

[SpaGuy21]

Popped into that new place on Armitage, just west of Halsted. They've been advertising on CL only so far. Call 1st and it's a papasan who answers. Ad plainly states cash only so I knew I already had an out if I didn't like what I saw. Show up, walk up the shady little cut behind the building that is the NW corner of Armitage and Halsted. As if that's not shady enough, being at night, there was a light above the little cut that kept flickering, almost like a strobe light, that surely darws aattention to anyone passing by. Thank goodness the entrance is unlocked, could only imagine standing and waiting for someone to answer with all the shadiness involved. So, I walk in and a Chinese lady pops her head from a landing at the top of 2 flights of stairs and right away think nope. She comes down the stairs and another Chinese lady pops her head out and I'm like, double-nope. So I start negotiating my retreat, "checking prices" and "what hours" BS. She barely speaks a lick so she's like "come, come" IP the stairs to check they're prices printed on a placard. Eventually, knowning the ad states "cash only", I say "credit card. " They barely understood what I was saying so I made the shape of a card with my hands then a swiping motion and they're like 'oooh. No no no, cashy. " That was my cue and I was out. Long story short, I will not be visiting in the future. If I had to rate / decscribe the MTs I'd say MT #1 was 45-50 and a 3. 5/10. MT #2 was 50-55 ish and a 2/10. My recommendation, avoid.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5974875554.html

[Dave Dewers]

Does anyone go to the place on Irving near Austin? Nothing recent on the forum. It's convenient, and I don't have a huge budget.

[MikeyGaGa1]

This is a shame. Based on some earlier reports I was about to check it out. Its getting chilly out there.

I highly doubt Hadit is legit. Probably just trying to stay UTR. I think she either confused me with Uncle LEO or she was just not comfortable w me. It make no sense. She has 2 other girls.

Working out of some dumpy apartment, she dresses like a **** showing her tits off and offers no extras? What's more, he massage is awful. Who would go? No skills at all!!

The only way this girl could be in business is if she is offering extras. I didn't get any but I have read reports of other mongers having success. I thinks he must be just very careful w new clients. She asked me 3 times if I had been there before. *****, did you her me. I told you it was my first time. LOL She does have a nice rack though and a.

Cute face (a little wide in the beam) but not worth the price of admission though.

[Confucius]

I love them!

They are like every other mature woman on the planet. They have been thru the relationship wars With men and just know what it's all about.

I rarely do FS anymore for pay as I don't have to pay for it, but I would if need be and I really liked the Grandma. Why not? If she really wants you, there is a great effort to love and be loved the way you both like it. They get horny too, and they ain't getting it everyday.

As men or especially older men, you still get horny, so do they.

They also know how to touch a man in ways that younger girls haven't learned just yet. I love it, and never refuse an older girl and never have.

Anyway, enjoy what you like and live and learn, but don't be hating on the older babes.

[JohnRambo2016]

Dude, she's legit. However, I agree that they should be dressing get more appropriately if they are legit.

This is a shame. Based on some earlier reports I was about to check it out. Its getting chilly out there.

[Walker333]

... They will ask if you've been there before.

If there is no strict, vigilant, Big Brother type mms, I always smile and say "yes, long time ago" and with a different mt.

[Not Dead Yet]

I was wondering what you all think the general age is for mongers on this forum and in Chicago. I'm in my early 20's but I look a lot younger, and I've never tried my luck at an AMP. Does age not matter at AMP (besides being under 21) as long as your manners and tipping generosity are top notch? I've read that consistency are key to getting in good with certain AMPs.

Only you can decide how long you want to wait to get involved with this stuff. Those of us who do, find that it is (usually!) worth all the time, effort, money and frustration to play the game. There are other sites that are easier to use, and even have maps for locating. They also have a lot of fiction writers making "reviews", some of which may be acurate.

But this site is the best by far for accurate info, if you do your due diligence, meaning RTFF. Go back in time to get an idea about some of those who post frequently, and decide who you want to believe. I am over 70 and started doing this stuff almost 50 years ago, but am very new here. I spent the better part of two whole days reading before I made my first post.

Even more important than reading about who does what, under what circumstances, and for how much, is the advice on how to handle yourself, and the ladies. Your attitude toward them is the biggest single factor in how frequently, and how well, you get what you like. As noted, when you are very young, it may be a little more difficult to get into some places, but I've found that being polite and respectful can go a long way. Try to act confident, but not arrogant. "Fake it 'til you make it" isn't easy for some of us, but it does get easier as you get better at it.

I'd suggest you first search for the responders to your post; one in particular has a really good approach to doing this: go with the intent of having a very good massage and getting to know a little about the ladies (without being overly nosey) and anything more you experience is a bonus. He has the most excellent thoughts about how to get the most out of this site and the ladies.

[Jadedone]

Hello,

I was just wondering, when guys mention grandmas do you mean 30 to 40 year olds or people above 50?

When I think "grandmas" I think someone around 60.