Massage Parlor Reports

[Magooski]

Yes. Grandmas are generally older and over 50.

But don't discount all the older MTs, there some GILF's out there!

[Lebruno]

Yes. Grandmas are generally older and over 50.

Hello,
I was just wondering, when guys mention grandmas do you mean 30 to 40 year olds or people above 50?

[Bob521]

I'm 64, so most MTs are young in my book (LOL). I suggest you go with a plan. Read the forum, maybe a month worth of posts. Decide if you prefer Korean or Chinese. Decide what your objective is, and for God sake, come prepared for anything. Extra cash, covers, etc. There's a fair number of posts on the subject. I favor Chinese as the massage is often better. Less likely to have a mamasan prescreening clients. But you might have more language issues. So pick your poison. I expect you will face some interrogation when you arrive. So prepare a few answers to questions. They will ask if you've been there before. Go to a shop with competition. Example as you walk into Shop A, she asks if your been there. You say "No I used to go to Shop B, but (pick a reason to switch shops, such as short massage, or not friendly, etc.) DO enough research on Shop B so that you answers are valid. Be friendly, and don't be surprised or upset if you get a legit massage. They might be suspicious. Don't specifically ask for anything and definitely don't offer cash in exchange for anything. My suggestion is relax and enjoy. It might take a return trip to get extras. With this in mind, get their name, Wechat I'd or phone number. IF you like the woman see her again. I know that quite a few young Chinese women are looking for young American guys as boyfriends, (not necessarily marriage). I have been asked to make introductions more than a few times. Other members can give good suggestions of places, since I have not been going to AMPs (other than my own (legit) place). My information is out of date. After you go, report on what happened. Members will be happy to give you additional pointers.

I was wondering what you all think the general age is for mongers on this forum and in Chicago. I'm in my early 20's but I look a lot younger, and I've never tried my luck at an AMP. Does age not matter at AMP (besides being under 21) as long as your manners and tipping generosity are top notch? I've read that consistency are key to getting in good with certain AMPs.

[Magooski]

I think it was on this forum that a young monger your age got carded at an AMP. They ended up not letting him in but I don't think that happens very often.

My guess is they wanted to make sure over 18. Maybe they had youngsters being funny or disrespectful prior to your visit. I think the number 1 rule of mongering is to always be respectful and polite. I hate it when I'm the next customer following a douche canoe! That's way worse than a douche bag!

[DMichaels69]

I think it was on this forum that a young monger your age got carded at an AMP. They ended up not letting him in but I don't think that happens very often.

I was wondering what you all think the general age is for mongers on this forum and in Chicago. I'm in my early 20's but I look a lot younger, and I've never tried my luck at an AMP. Does age not matter at AMP (besides being under 21) as long as your manners and tipping generosity are top notch? I've read that consistency are key to getting in good with certain AMPs.

[Avg Joe]

I was wondering what you all think the general age is for mongers on this forum and in Chicago. I'm in my early 20's but I look a lot younger, and I've never tried my luck at an AMP. Does age not matter at AMP (besides being under 21) as long as your manners and tipping generosity are top notch? I've read that consistency are key to getting in good with certain AMPs.

I don't think age matters much at all, it's more about the money. I have seen guys walk out of AMP's in the age range from 20's to their 70's. One of my Chinese UTR's regularly see's a guy in his mid 80's. They have a saying that's true at any age, "no money no honey".

As far as your tipping generosity being "top notch" I would be careful with that. Tip what the standards are because if you tip way over the norm it just makes it bad for the rest of us because the girls then begin to expect that from everyone. They know what the norms are and it's best to stick to them.

AJ.

[Walker333]

I was wondering what you all think the general age is for mongers on this forum and in Chicago. I'm in my early 20's but I look a lot younger, and I've never tried my luck at an AMP. Does age not matter at AMP (besides being under 21) as long as your manners and tipping generosity are top notch? I've read that consistency are key to getting in good with certain AMPs.

IMO at AMP as well as at EMP, providers prefer older men.

Here, the average age is 45-75 (yes, I've seen, more than once, mongers that are definitely are over 70.

Frankly, if I were younger than 30, and free as a bird, I wouldn't systematically spend money at MPs.

[Klano]

Hello,

I was just wondering, when guys mention grandmas do you mean 30 to 40 year olds or people above 50?

[NewManL]

I was wondering what you all think the general age is for mongers on this forum and in Chicago. I'm in my early 20's but I look a lot younger, and I've never tried my luck at an AMP. Does age not matter at AMP (besides being under 21) as long as your manners and tipping generosity are top notch? I've read that consistency are key to getting in good with certain AMPs.

[Avg Joe]

Figured I would switch gears and try a indy gal. I get to some duplex and head around back upstairs. Answers the door with nice big boobs showing under a tight white tee. I'm like ok. I can handle this. Paid upfront to show good manners. Got undressed and face down. Here is my review of the rest, Massage was a solid 5 out of 10. Maybe a 4. I highly doubt she has any training at all. No teasing at all. Yells at me when I try to roam. I'm like WTF? Why are dressed like this? She says you didn't read my ad. WTF? A complete waste of time and money, I give her a 7 in looks. She is the gal in the pics. Really nice rack with a small pooch but nothing too bad. I guess osme other gals work there. Maybe she confused me with Uncle LEO. Who knows. Does anyone have any experience w her? Read in the forum she is game. Lost a hundo.

Between Why-Why and the Indy girl it sounds like you had a pretty bad weekend Mikey. Keep the faith, it can only get better.

AJ.

[Massage Guru]

Dude, she's legit. However, I agree that they should be dressing get more appropriately if they are legit.

[Beast42]

Figured I would switch gears and try a indy gal. I get to some duplex and head around back upstairs. Answers the door with nice big boobs showing under a tight white tee. I'm like ok. I can handle this. Paid upfront to show good manners. Got undressed and face down. Here is my review of the rest, Massage was a solid 5 out of 10. Maybe a 4. I highly doubt she has any training at all. No teasing at all. Yells at me when I try to roam. I'm like WTF? Why are dressed like this? She says you didn't read my ad. WTF? A complete waste of time and money, I give her a 7 in looks. She is the gal in the pics. Really nice rack with a small pooch but nothing too bad. I guess osme other gals work there. Maybe she confused me with Uncle LEO. Who knows. Does anyone have any experience w her? Read in the forum she is game. Lost a hundo.

Good report, but it doesn't do us any good if we don't know who your talking about. Do you have a link for her add?

[Magooski]

Well this Saturday I decided to do a little mongering. After hearing what sounded like good things about Macau, I decided to fire up Google maps and get a good view of where it was. Spotted it on street view and hell no am I going there. First off, the place is near where I work, which isn't necessarily a deal killer. But it is also right by on of the remote sites that I visit, and a lot of people that I work with live in that neighborhood, I'm talking just a few blocks away. In fact a few months ago I helped one lady that I work with move some stuff after work, and she lived right over there on 28th, she even mentioned that market that it is in, but I didn't know anything about it then. Is this place really that good that I should risk it?

But anyway I ended up at Elegant on Grand, and that turned out to be an interesting session.

I've enjoyed all of my visits there and never left disappointed! I've never seen any younger girls there. Always a good table shower and very good to excellent massages and a smile every time! Easy off street parking and no walk of shame!

[MikeyGaGa1]

Figured I would switch gears and try a indy gal. I get to some duplex and head around back upstairs. Answers the door with nice big boobs showing under a tight white tee. I'm like ok. I can handle this. Paid upfront to show good manners. Got undressed and face down. Here is my review of the rest, Massage was a solid 5 out of 10. Maybe a 4. I highly doubt she has any training at all. No teasing at all. Yells at me when I try to roam. I'm like WTF? Why are dressed like this? She says you didn't read my ad. WTF? A complete waste of time and money, I give her a 7 in looks. She is the gal in the pics. Really nice rack with a small pooch but nothing too bad. I guess osme other gals work there. Maybe she confused me with Uncle LEO. Who knows. Does anyone have any experience w her? Read in the forum she is game. Lost a hundo.

[Chicago Chris]

I had a dream there and it was good! A bit on the expensive side for a standard HJ and otc meandering, but she was young and beautiful. I wanted to try it and spend a little extra. Her massage was okay. I really liked the pressure she put on my legs, though. Her HJ technique was well worth the bit of extra I put in. Go for it guys!

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