Massage Parlor Reports

[MikeyGaGa1]

Figured I would switch gears and try a indy gal. I get to some duplex and head around back upstairs. Answers the door with nice big boobs showing under a tight white tee. I'm like ok. I can handle this. Paid upfront to show good manners. Got undressed and face down. Here is my review of the rest, Massage was a solid 5 out of 10. Maybe a 4. I highly doubt she has any training at all. No teasing at all. Yells at me when I try to roam. I'm like WTF? Why are dressed like this? She says you didn't read my ad. WTF? A complete waste of time and money, I give her a 7 in looks. She is the gal in the pics. Really nice rack with a small pooch but nothing too bad. I guess osme other gals work there. Maybe she confused me with Uncle LEO. Who knows. Does anyone have any experience w her? Read in the forum she is game. Lost a hundo.

[Chicago Chris]

I had a dream there and it was good! A bit on the expensive side for a standard HJ and otc meandering, but she was young and beautiful. I wanted to try it and spend a little extra. Her massage was okay. I really liked the pressure she put on my legs, though. Her HJ technique was well worth the bit of extra I put in. Go for it guys!

Location for sunny?

[Starks]

Well this Saturday I decided to do a little mongering. After hearing what sounded like good things about Macau, I decided to fire up Google maps and get a good view of where it was. Spotted it on street view and hell no am I going there. First off, the place is near where I work, which isn't necessarily a deal killer. But it is also right by on of the remote sites that I visit, and a lot of people that I work with live in that neighborhood, I'm talking just a few blocks away. In fact a few months ago I helped one lady that I work with move some stuff after work, and she lived right over there on 28th, she even mentioned that market that it is in, but I didn't know anything about it then. Is this place really that good that I should risk it?

But anyway I ended up at Elegant on Grand, and that turned out to be an interesting session.

[ApplePiePussy]

Why-Why is not young. She must be at least 35. WTF? I drove all the way down here for that? Look let's set some standards here. If a hirl is not under 25 people don't use the word "young" I have been to about 6 AMP's in Chinatown over the last few days, They are all beat! No girls under 35. This scene sucks!

You don't realize how bad it is until you visit other cities. Go to Philly and see what the scene is like there. You won't believe your eyes. The Chicago AMP scene is dominated by middle aged men and middle aged providers. I don't say that disparagingly. It's just the reality. Nobody would complain if there were actual younger women working as well. Guys in their 60's and 70's don't necessarily want 20 year old providers. However, if you are in your 20's and 30's, you don't want anybody older than you either. What's worse, the few younger girls in Chicago know their value and guys throw money at them, so their service tends to suck, with lackluster massages and constant negotiation for higher tips. What's even worse, is that younger guys have just accepted things and give the older providers business, which only makes things worse, as it attracts more older women from other parts of the country, where younger parlors dominate. The more money you give to less desirable situations, the more they multiply. It is better to abstain than to feed them. The dude that ran Healthy spa and M spa on the southside made a fortune in a short period of time because the word was out that he had younger girls, and he did. Every week he had another young gem. Nobody has replaced his pipeline. Whoever does, stands to make a fortune.

[E6671]

Why-Why is not young. She must be at least 35. WTF? I drove all the way down here for that? Look let's set some standards here. If a hirl is not under 25 people don't use the word "young" I have been to about 6 AMP's in Chinatown over the last few days, They are all beat! No girls under 35. This scene sucks!

When it comes to Asian women, add about 10 years to how old they look and you will be close to their real age. I would say this is true for more than 90%. So if you want someone who is really in their low 20's she should look like she is in her teens. You will experience the same at the Asian apartments. They will list their ages in the low to mid 20's but everyone that I have been with is definitely early 30's or older. Not that it matters to me about age because I would much prefer an older woman who gives you a great GFE experience over a younger one who just wants to get it over as fast as possible. And mostly that has been my experience with younger providers who I know for a fact have been in their mid 20's.

I work over seas quite a bit and my company has several offices in China and Taiwan. On a visit to one of our offices in Taiwan for the first time, I thought I had walked into a day care for young teens. I found out at dinner that night that a very young looking girl I thought was 12 turned out to be a 21 year old interning for us. She is 27 now and still does not look old enough to drive in my opinion.

[Avg Joe]

Why-Why is not young. She must be at least 35. WTF? I drove all the way down here for that? Look let's set some standards here. If a hirl is not under 25 people don't use the word "young" I have been to about 6 AMP's in Chinatown over the last few days, They are all beat! No girls under 35. This scene sucks!

Most in Chinatown are older. There may be a few younger ones here or there from time to time but nothing with any consistency. Girls move around alot and what's here today may be gone tomorrow which is why I no longer review MP's in Chinatown. I don't want to review an MP with a younger girl then have someone go there based on my review only to find her no longer there.

If you want younger girls and better service try the Asian apartments. There are some listed on Eros and I'm sure some of the other guys would be happy to lead you in the right direction. I don't use them much.

http://www.koreanpalace.us/model_page.php?ID=C2025172346

Sorry that happened to you.

AJ.

[Makaroi]

Why-Why is not young. She must be at least 35. WTF? I drove all the way down here for that? Look let's set some standards here. If a hirl is not under 25 people don't use the word "young" I have been to about 6 AMP's in Chinatown over the last few days, They are all beat! No girls under 35. This scene sucks!

LOL, you are right that the scene sucks. Because the scene sucks, why-why is the "youngest" I have experienced. If you care to provide a place that has your standard of young, I will gladly give it a go so I can recalibrate my young meter.

[Karma 8791]

Is the the place on Belmont everyone is talking about? I'm not at all familiar with a Turkish bath.

Are extras available? Prices? What are tips like? You cann pm me if you would like. I'm very interested in trying something new. Is the experience worth it? Do they take walk ins? Thanks! I know this is a lot of questions, but this is completely new to me.

https://masajnow.com/turkish-bath-service/

I TOFTT & visited the Turkish bath. It's a legit experience but no extras. Girl I had was very cute, very good conversation, and pretty good at the rub down. They scrub you down, front & back, with one of those loofah things then give a rub down with oils. I enjoyed it and found it relaxing. But again, no extras for me but YMMV.

[DMichaels69]

If you say at least 35 then she is likely older than 35. There are no standards as everyone likes different types and ages. Maybe more seasoned China Town mongers can point you to the right spa in c-town but seems like the reports on here say they are older.

Why-Why is not young. She must be at least 35. WTF? I drove all the way down here for that? Look let's set some standards here. If a hirl is not under 25 people don't use the word "young" I have been to about 6 AMP's in Chinatown over the last few days, They are all beat! No girls under 35. This scene sucks!

[MikeyGaGa1]

Archer Spa:

Maria. Latina, shorty, little chubby. Massage is terrible and can be bypassed if you do not wish to partake. She will finish you off however you like as long as you are willing to tip.

Vicky. Asian, skinny, tall. Massage is ok, she only does standard and is hesitant to get naked but you can go UTC and if you put in the effort can lift up the shirt.

Mia. She is the oldest one here and she knows it so she will try a little harder to please. But still standard finish is the best I got.

Moon:

Linda. Older, the classic, will go full on if you are willing to contribute to her shopping problem.

Apple. Older than Linda, nice boobs, only standard available.

Linda keeps telling me she has a 21 year old fresh that is only there Wednesday. Sunday but everytime I go it is either her or Apple so I'm not sure if I am missing this girl or it is a fake to get me in the door.

Forgot the name, but it is the one south of 35th and Halsted on Halsted:

Why-why. A little younger than I expect of the AMPs, great set of boobs. She says she just came from China not too long ago and after striking a convo with her she wants me to take her shopping and sightseeing. Must be new or she just wanted to talk because I got totally taken with a terrible finish that she stops as soon as I blew (I like them to stroke it a little extra afterwards to clean me out). She is the prettiest I have seen, did I say that already? She says there is another girl there Heidi so I will have to give her a go next time.

Archer and Rockwell:

Michelle. Younger chick, 34 she says but she definitely looks good. I went and striked up a convo with her and she was such a good convo (wow right?) that I forgot to initiate the moves. By the time I started someone already came in the door. This place charges more than the others but according to Michelle the tip is already included.

On archer, across the street from the speed camera:

Don't remember the name. Younger chick, this place is on the first floor of a new apartment building. Will do CBJ for 1. 2, but will use the saran wrap. Only been here twice and both times were in, sucky sucky, out.

I really wish to try out some of the Asian Apartments in the chinatown area, but I am just too scared that they could be a setup. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. I will share anything, I am an open book.

Why-Why is not young. She must be at least 35. WTF? I drove all the way down here for that? Look let's set some standards here. If a hirl is not under 25 people don't use the word "young" I have been to about 6 AMP's in Chinatown over the last few days, They are all beat! No girls under 35. This scene sucks!

[Avg Joe]

Lisa, that's it. Don't know why I keep thinking Linda. I only keep going back because of this elusive young girl she keeps saying she has.

Thanks mang. That's my hope as I have no qualms hitting up these usual AMPs, just can't pull the trigger on an apt one blindly.

Believe nothing Lisa tells you unless it's about the money she loses gambling.

Roni was another mp girl and world class gambler who lost tens of thousands then lost tens of thousands of borrowed money on top of that. But she found true happiness, she now works in a casino LOL.

AJ.

[Avg Joe]

On RubMaps, it's reported as non-erotic but with various reviews reporting the opposite. YMMV type of place?

Having been to most going back to the days of Senina, I think I can say with some certainty that all the MP's in Chinatown are YMMV with some being better, some worse. Unless you are a known frequent regular or have taken the time to develop a working relationship with a girl, I seriously doubt that you will walk in as an unknown 1st timer and get f / s from any AMP in Chinatown.

As a 1st timer going to any AMP in Chinatown, always consider it to be YMMV and act accordingly.

AJ.

[Dddubs2]

Is the the place on Belmont everyone is talking about? I'm not at all familiar with a Turkish bath.

Are extras available? Prices? What are tips like? You cann pm me if you would like. I'm very interested in trying something new. Is the experience worth it? Do they take walk ins? Thanks! I know this is a lot of questions, but this is completely new to me.

https://masajnow.com/turkish-bath-service/

Some people have reported on masajnow on belmont and extras didn't seem to be available and was not worth the price of admission.

[JamesTChicago]

Is the the place on Belmont everyone is talking about? I'm not at all familiar with a Turkish bath.

Are extras available? Prices? What are tips like? You cann pm me if you would like. I'm very interested in trying something new. Is the experience worth it? Do they take walk ins? Thanks! I know this is a lot of questions, but this is completely new to me.

https://masajnow.com/turkish-bath-service/

[DMichaels69]

In addition, it is the hall of fame for fake reviews and idiots who are to lazy to get a name so you see a lot of don't know, can't remember, I forgot for the names.

If you like comedians in training, at least they think they are, then this your place and you will have Mongers from all over the country commenting on what you say in the local forums.