Massage Parlor Reports

**Miketastic69** · 01-22-17 17:44

Originally Posted by MrBill469 [View Original Post]

As a browser and contributor of threads from multiple metropolitan areas of Florida, I can say that this one seems more populated with Nervous Nellies than any other I've witnessed. I supposed it's the proximity to what is supposed to be one of the most morally wholesome places on earth (to turn a phrase), and the associated paranoia that the Morality PoPo must, therefore, be ever more diligent. I've even had members posing as the owners of certain highly popular local two-letter establishments trying to tell me that "they" don't want my comments on the board (those bogus members have since been reported, uncovered, and banned by A2).

No one likes to get b!tch-slapped, so this terrorization of the informative-majority by the frightened-few does end up serving to curb information, whether Miketastic and I like it or not, which is too bad. As Mikey noted, A2 has made it pretty clear that the intent of this board is to unabashedly share information, but I woefully have done so more effectively in the threads of other cities, because, frankly, I just don't want or need the grief. Shame on me. I will try to do better.

I have seen your handle in other cities in Florida. Thank you for the candor and good advice. I RTFF before I go.

My sense is that guys want to save their precious few spots and scared that mentioning them will get them closed. A lot of folks on here would not know of some of the places if it weren't for guys taking one for the team and reporting back to the forum. How would you even know where to go If you didn't have this Hitchhikers Guide to the Monger Galaxy? And, I know I have saved a few asses from getting robbed or having a bad time. You're welcome.

**Miketastic69** · 01-22-17 17:37

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

I'll check their PM's and if this is true 5 mins later they will be history.

A2

If I get any more I will pass it along to you.

**Admin2** · 01-22-17 16:55

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

I got a couple PMs asking that I don't mention a few places when there is Uncle activity because it hurts business and scares people away. Cut it out, just don't. This board is for info and I don't want any one of you whether I like you know you or not to walk into a bad situation. So, if you plan to send me a pm in the future to tell me not to talk about a certain place, save it. I will just forward it on to A2 and he has a hard on for guys telling each other what "not to say" on the forum.

I'll check their PM's and if this is true 5 mins later they will be history.

A2

**Gentleman 100** · 01-22-17 15:55

I wonder why we are stll talking about this? The CB / BB visit from Uncle LEO, was clearly a false report of underage and / or unlicensed therapists.

I checked both establishment's licenses online and there are no negative reports. You can check it yourself at https://appsmqa.doh.state.fl.us/MQAS...CareProviders..

People should not be urged to not report, but in the same light, correct information should be reported, not hearsay. If incorrect information is reported, I think it is important to correct what is reported. I liken it to a report that your local favorite restaurant has roaches. The health inspector comes out, verifies nothing, then goes on his way. End of story.

Let's try to keep reporting the whole facts, not partial facts, hearsay, and propaganda.

Just my humble opinion.

As always my friends, stay safe.

**Ramjj2015** · 01-22-17 15:53

Originally Posted by MrBill469 [View Original Post]

As a browser and contributor of threads from multiple metropolitan areas of Florida, I can say that this one seems more populated with Nervous Nellies than any other I've witnessed. I supposed it's the proximity to what is supposed to be one of the most morally wholesome places on earth (to turn a phrase), and the associated paranoia that the Morality PoPo must, therefore, be ever more diligent. I've even had members posing as the owners of certain highly popular local two-letter establishments trying to tell me that "they" don't want my comments on the board (those bogus members have since been reported, uncovered, and banned by A2).

No one likes to get b!tch-slapped, so this terrorization of the informative-majority by the frightened-few does end up serving to curb information, whether Miketastic and I like it or not, which is too bad. As Mikey noted, A2 has made it pretty clear that the intent of this board is to unabashedly share information, but I woefully have done so more effectively in the threads of other cities, because, frankly, I just don't want or need the grief. Shame on me. I will try to do better.

Well said!

**MrBill469** · 01-22-17 15:11

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

I got a couple PMs asking that I don't mention a few places when there is Uncle activity because it hurts business and scares people away. Cut it out, just don't. This board is for info and I don't want anyone of you whether I like you know you or not to walk into a bad situation. So, if you plan to send me a pm in the future to tell me not to talk about a certain place, save it. I will just forward it on to A2 and he has a hard on for guys telling each other what "not to say" on the forum.

As a browser and contributor of threads from multiple metropolitan areas of Florida, I can say that this one seems more populated with Nervous Nellies than any other I've witnessed. I supposed it's the proximity to what is supposed to be one of the most morally wholesome places on earth (to turn a phrase), and the associated paranoia that the Morality PoPo must, therefore, be ever more diligent. I've even had members posing as the owners of certain highly popular local two-letter establishments trying to tell me that "they" don't want my comments on the board (those bogus members have since been reported, uncovered, and banned by A2).

No one likes to get b!tch-slapped, so this terrorization of the informative-majority by the frightened-few does end up serving to curb information, whether Miketastic and I like it or not, which is too bad. As Mikey noted, A2 has made it pretty clear that the intent of this board is to unabashedly share information, but I woefully have done so more effectively in the threads of other cities, because, frankly, I just don't want or need the grief. Shame on me. I will try to do better.

**ComTech42** · 01-22-17 15:04

Are there any AMPs or good massage providers in Mt Dora?

**Miketastic69** · 01-22-17 14:11

I got a couple PMs asking that I don't mention a few places when there is Uncle activity because it hurts business and scares people away. Cut it out, just don't. This board is for info and I don't want any one of you whether I like you know you or not to walk into a bad situation. So, if you plan to send me a pm in the future to tell me not to talk about a certain place, save it. I will just forward it on to A2 and he has a hard on for guys telling each other what "not to say" on the forum.

**Miketastic69** · 01-22-17 14:08

Originally Posted by Batman6969 [View Original Post]

In fact I had another wonderful session with Roxy. That girl makes me feel like I'm 20 again!! We have the best sessions ever and they just continue to get better. Bad news is she is leaving the 1st of Feb. The good news is there are 3 other smoking hot girls in there so I don't think it's going to be too hard to fill Roxy's shoes. I saw one of the new girls when I was leaving the other night and OMG she was beautiful!! I have to find out who she is on my next visit!! Stay thirsty my friends!!

I decided to try Roxy and I'm glad I did. But somethjng interesting happened she asked if I met the two new girls. Since I had not she had them come by say hello. I'm bad with names but there is one with a more Curley haired look and short that is perfection. I am def going to see her before this week is out.

**Outdoorsman** · 01-22-17 09:40

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

1-The Florida Board of Health has jurisdiction over anything with massage. If you call the police to report unlicensed people, they will tell you to file a report with Board of Health. They investigate and than get LEO involved.

2-This happened Mon. Or Tues. , every LEO in Central Florida was looking for a cop killer / murderer.

Just sayin.

Is an interesting one.

**Gentleman 100** · 01-21-17 22:45

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

1-The Florida Board of Health has jurisdiction over anything with massage. If you call the police to report unlicensed people, they will tell you to file a report with Board of Health. They investigate and than get LEO involved.

2-This happened Mon. Or Tues. , every LEO in Central Florida was looking for a cop killer / murderer.

Just sayin.

I think Uncle LEO took notice because of a false report of underage staff, not the unlicensed therapists. They probably did a license check on the way out. JMHO. Be safe.

**Barolo** · 01-21-17 22:34

Originally Posted by Gentleman100 [View Original Post]

I have heard the correct information on the license inspection of CB. An evil competitor claimed that CB was hiring underage, unlicensed therapists. Uncle LEO stopped by and verified the licenses were in order and no one was underage. Uncle LEO apologized for the inconvenience and went on his way.

End of Story.

Now, if I ever find out who the evil competitor is, I will advise my USA Guide friends to never go to the evil competitor again.

As always, be safe.

1-The Florida Board of Health has jurisdiction over anything with massage. If you call the police to report unlicensed people, they will tell you to file a report with Board of Health. They investigate and than get LEO involved.

2-This happened Mon. Or Tues. , every LEO in Central Florida was looking for a cop killer / murderer.

Just sayin.

**Room269** · 01-21-17 22:31

In my 25 years in this hobby over several states, I have been in two different massage parlor in NC & FL when they were checked for proper license. I did not see LEO it was a woman (like a building inspector with a stack of documents) checking the place and the individuals had current permits and licenses. In one case the manager took care of the inquiry and the second the masseuse left the room for 2 minutes while she retrieved her license from her locker and presented it in person. Another masseuse came in the room while she was gone to keep me company. Both times was in January.

**McWired** · 01-21-17 20:29

I was losing my faith in Brevard AMPs. The last several outings had produced very mediocre results, nothing worth repeating. So, I decided to give it one last shot and went to Asiana last week. Dreamed a 30 minute session with Anna which was fairly good, but limited. Went back today for an hour and had a very good time with Anna. This time, she gave me a very firm massage including walking on my back. It was excellent, one of the best massages I've had, and well worth the price of admission. On the flip, she took her time. Nice and slow, she built up excitement until I erupted. Yeah it was pretty good. Gave her. 8 for the hour and $ for a tip. Yes, I know that's generous, but I woke up feeling pretty good, and now she has incentive to treat me well on my next outing. Stay safe.

**TheMan127** · 01-21-17 16:10

Originally Posted by Moonlightbiker [View Original Post]

It was Lily! And yes I remember Jenny and Mae. That place was a gold mine back then. I went to Lily's new place after she opened it, brought a bottle of wine with me and ended up getting a 4 hand massage while we all drank wine and hung out. She was awesome! She was also my first.

Any clue if she's still around?

LOL she was my first, as well. Best Massage. Actually fell asleep one time.