USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[BigMack]

If you knew how many people on this board alone had that #, you would know #2 ain't an option for me. As for #1, well it ain't an option either. Why? Because sometimes the prickishness in me needs to come out in places other than The Prickyard. LOL.

Indy Guy.

The one on you? LOL If a lady is on your nerves BLOCK Her or change your cell Blocking seems the best as number changes might cause ladies who want your body and your $$s to be unable to reach you. Just sayin.

[IndyGuy123]

The only way to get her to stop is to block her number or change yours. I went for the 2nd option.

If you knew how many people on this board alone had that #, you would know #2 ain't an option for me. As for #1, well it ain't an option either. Why? Because sometimes the prickishness in me needs to come out in places other than The Prickyard. LOL.

Indy Guy.

[Bigg2003]

I am sure I am not the only one but try getting those on a routine basis for basically the last year and a half. I normally respond that money is tight right now and I can only do X dollars. That X dollars is like what a SW would get for 10 minutes. I kept thinking it will take me off her "mailing list" but to no avail.

Indy Guy.

The only way to get her to stop is to block her number or change yours. I went for the 2nd option.

[IndyGuy123]

Anyone else get unsolicited texts from CK that say something along the lines of "I'm horny" - seems unprofessional.

I am sure I am not the only one but try getting those on a routine basis for basically the last year and a half. I normally respond that money is tight right now and I can only do X dollars. That X dollars is like what a SW would get for 10 minutes. I kept thinking it will take me off her "mailing list" but to no avail.

Indy Guy.

[Chelli4me]

Anyone else get unsolicited texts from CK that say something along the lines of "I'm horny" - seems unprofessional.

One gal I know does that as well. Her three favorite "come on's": I'm so horny for you right now", "I need you to make me cum", "You're the only one I actually like to fuck. " A couple others she's used: "I'm so wet for you", "I ache for your hard cock. " They all translate to "I need money. ".

[Bigg2003]

She does her own marketing.

I'm not sure that's what I'd call it.

[Ilapp]

Anyone else get unsolicited texts from CK that say something along the lines of "I'm horny" - seems unprofessional.

Sorry dude, but that is one of the funniest show posts I have ever seen here. I am just afraid you didn't mean it that way.

[Garmila]

Anyone else get unsolicited texts from CK that say something along the lines of "I'm horny" - seems unprofessional.

Yeah. She will do that. I'm horney, I'm really wet etc. She does her own marketing.

[ToadStool465]

That type of gratification from Mmgeg. I know of one lady who advertises on the sister site who made my toes curl like no one has ever done. She is CandyRain. Lingus I was similar to the dog in the picture but I laid like that for hours because I couldn't move afterwards. She kept on asking me if she needed to call 911. All I could do was smile!

I second the CandyRain daze, could barely feel my toes afterwards. I'm seriously considering making a "Candy Budget" LOL. Mmgeg is also great. I keep doing some research on who I want to see next, but kind of hard to sort through the riff-raff after meeting these two. Not every day you find that right combination of **** goodness and class.

[Miles69]

Oh you delightful girl, you.

If you haven't already, at some point soon you should try Binaca mouth spray with someone. I think you'll both find it an. Invigorating and different experience beyond gum. I can certainly think of one volunteer for that (LOL).

Have fun & play safe!

I always have to have something in my mouth LOL. I'm glad you located it too and in the manner you did (ha) . It was awesome spending time with you.

[Squirrel88]

Tried to see Lana a couple of days ago. I thought she was in an apartment but when I got halfway there she informed me she had to move and was in a southside motel.

I'm not fond of motels but went anyway. After seeing a couple of my uncles hanging out in the parking lot I decided to stay in the car. Lana did come out to the car and talk to me, she seems very nice but my spidey sense told me I should wait till another day. So if she gets a better location I will try and see her again, but for now, not much to report.

[Mmgeg]

When I was 18 I received the most sensual, passionate mind-blowing BJ. It was truly an orgasm more than just an ejaculation. Performed by a older late 20's' lady that hung out at my oldest brothers place. Even at that age I knew I had just experienced something extraordinary, very different from what girls my own age were giving. I have been on a quest since then to find a replica even close to that experience. After 45 yrs I have found. No. Surpassed that experience with the (I hear Rocky Theme music in my head as I get ready to introduce her) talented, beautiful, seductress Mmgeg. That, ladies and gents, is a freakin' orgasm. Body raised off the bed, muscles still trembling minutes afterwards bonafide orgasm. I hope to repeat often.

Again for the kind words. It was awesome meeting you and I enjoyed every minute of it until next time.

[IndyGolfer60]

Had another great experience with Chloe. Toe Curling had to lay there about 5 minutes afterwords to recover. Her mouth is the best I have ever had. We visited before and afterwords, nice feeling to actually be able to carry on a conversation. Her new place is so much closer and nicer as well. Will repeat for sure.

[Squall101]

Anyone else get unsolicited texts from CK that say something along the lines of "I'm horny" - seems unprofessional.

[BgDoc3]

I always have to have something in my mouth LOL. I'm glad you located it too and in the manner you did (ha) . It was awesome spending time with you.

Every man's dream and for us who are very good at oral persuasions we share your feelings on that also.