Massage Parlor Reports

[DMichaels69]

In addition, it is the hall of fame for fake reviews and idiots who are to lazy to get a name so you see a lot of don't know, can't remember, I forgot for the names.

If you like comedians in training, at least they think they are, then this your place and you will have Mongers from all over the country commenting on what you say in the local forums.

[Makaroi]

Mia is over 50 and has a girl in the biz. Mia is very nice.

Is Linda now Lisa? If so she is in the squirters hall of fame, and even tho she has been here for a while now, one word she still can't spell is "truth". If it is Lisa, she has a massive gambling problem, not so much shopping problem. She uses her "BF" of that date to buy her things she wants.

South of 35th St is Hao Spa.

Michelle is the owner of that spa and is a player. Closer to 40 now. Married, kids and a huge user of men.

Archer near speed camera is Comfort Spa.

You can get some good apt info if you keep sharing with some of the seasoned Mongers here who share.

Put that in your forward of your book.

Lisa, that's it. Don't know why I keep thinking Linda. I only keep going back because of this elusive young girl she keeps saying she has.

Thanks mang. That's my hope as I have no qualms hitting up these usual AMPs, just can't pull the trigger on an apt one blindly.

[Makaroi]

Is is in the same parking lot as the produce / store just west of Wentworth and south of 27th.

Yep. Thats the one. They, I believe are open the latest and I like the fact they are out of. The main streets eyes. Most of the other places are right off a busy street.

[Starks]

Archer Spa:

Maria. Latina, shorty, little chubby. Massage is terrible and can be bypassed if you do not wish to partake. She will finish you off however you like as long as you are willing to tip.

Vicky. Asian, skinny, tall. Massage is ok, she only does standard and is hesitant to get naked but you can go UTC and if you put in the effort can lift up the shirt.

Mia. She is the oldest one here and she knows it so she will try a little harder to please. But still standard finish is the best I got.

Moon:

Linda. Older, the classic, will go full on if you are willing to contribute to her shopping problem.

Apple. Older than Linda, nice boobs, only standard available.

Linda keeps telling me she has a 21 year old fresh that is only there Wednesday. Sunday but everytime I go it is either her or Apple so I'm not sure if I am missing this girl or it is a fake to get me in the door.

Forgot the name, but it is the one south of 35th and Halsted on Halsted:

Why-why. A little younger than I expect of the AMPs, great set of boobs. She says she just came from China not too long ago and after striking a convo with her she wants me to take her shopping and sightseeing. Must be new or she just wanted to talk because I got totally taken with a terrible finish that she stops as soon as I blew (I like them to stroke it a little extra afterwards to clean me out). She is the prettiest I have seen, did I say that already? She says there is another girl there Heidi so I will have to give her a go next time.

Archer and Rockwell:

Michelle. Younger chick, 34 she says but she definitely looks good. I went and striked up a convo with her and she was such a good convo (wow right?) that I forgot to initiate the moves. By the time I started someone already came in the door. This place charges more than the others but according to Michelle the tip is already included.

On archer, across the street from the speed camera:

Don't remember the name. Younger chick, this place is on the first floor of a new apartment building. Will do CBJ for 1. 2, but will use the saran wrap. Only been here twice and both times were in, sucky sucky, out.

I really wish to try out some of the Asian Apartments in the chinatown area, but I am just too scared that they could be a setup. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. I will share anything, I am an open book.

Only been to Moon twice. The only two girls I saw there were a short chubby girl with a huge rack, and a fit girl with tattoos on her arms and a great back walker. Neither of them were older, both seemed in their late 20's to mid 30's.

[PwnLife]

I saw an every block crime report showing "Prostitution: Keep place of prostitution" for the 1400 block of Belmont On January 7 at 1:00 PM. Case JA107424. Anyone have more info?

Drove past and saw open sign and a girl sitting in mamasan counter.

[Confucius]

Isn't Macau on Wentworth south of 28th St?

AJ.

Is is in the same parking lot as the produce / store just west of Wentworth and south of 27th.

[Confucius]

Archer Spa:

Maria. Latina, shorty, little chubby. Massage is terrible and can be bypassed if you do not wish to partake. She will finish you off however you like as long as you are willing to tip.

Vicky. Asian, skinny, tall. Massage is ok, she only does standard and is hesitant to get naked but you can go UTC and if you put in the effort can lift up the shirt.

Mia. She is the oldest one here and she knows it so she will try a little harder to please. But still standard finish is the best I got.

Moon:

Linda. Older, the classic, will go full on if you are willing to contribute to her shopping problem.

Apple. Older than Linda, nice boobs, only standard available.

Linda keeps telling me she has a 21 year old fresh that is only there Wednesday. Sunday but everytime I go it is either her or Apple so I'm not sure if I am missing this girl or it is a fake to get me in the door.

Forgot the name, but it is the one south of 35th and Halsted on Halsted:

Why-why. A little younger than I expect of the AMPs, great set of boobs. She says she just came from China not too long ago and after striking a convo with her she wants me to take her shopping and sightseeing. Must be new or she just wanted to talk because I got totally taken with a terrible finish that she stops as soon as I blew (I like them to stroke it a little extra afterwards to clean me out). She is the prettiest I have seen, did I say that already? She says there is another girl there Heidi so I will have to give her a go next time.

Archer and Rockwell:

Michelle. Younger chick, 34 she says but she definitely looks good. I went and striked up a convo with her and she was such a good convo (wow right?) that I forgot to initiate the moves. By the time I started someone already came in the door. This place charges more than the others but according to Michelle the tip is already included.

On archer, across the street from the speed camera:

Don't remember the name. Younger chick, this place is on the first floor of a new apartment building. Will do CBJ for 1. 2, but will use the saran wrap. Only been here twice and both times were in, sucky sucky, out.

I really wish to try out some of the Asian Apartments in the chinatown area, but I am just too scared that they could be a setup. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. I will share anything, I am an open book.

Mia is over 50 and has a girl in the biz. Mia is very nice.

Is Linda now Lisa? If so she is in the squirters hall of fame, and even tho she has been here for a while now, one word she still can't spell is "truth". If it is Lisa, she has a massive gambling problem, not so much shopping problem. She uses her "BF" of that date to buy her things she wants.

South of 35th St is Hao Spa.

Michelle is the owner of that spa and is a player. Closer to 40 now. Married, kids and a huge user of men.

Archer near speed camera is Comfort Spa.

You can get some good apt info if you keep sharing with some of the seasoned Mongers here who share.

Put that in your forward of your book.

[Confucius]

On RubMaps, it's reported as non-erotic but with various reviews reporting the opposite. YMMV type of place?

If you like comedians in training, at least they think they are, then this your place and you will have Mongers from all over the country commenting on what you say in the local forums.

[Meijerslp]

Archer Spa:

Maria. Latina, shorty, little chubby. Massage is terrible and can be bypassed if you do not wish to partake. She will finish you off however you like as long as you are willing to tip.

Vicky. Asian, skinny, tall. Massage is ok, she only does standard and is hesitant to get naked but you can go UTC and if you put in the effort can lift up the shirt.

Mia. She is the oldest one here and she knows it so she will try a little harder to please. But still standard finish is the best I got.

Moon:

Linda. Older, the classic, will go full on if you are willing to contribute to her shopping problem.

Apple. Older than Linda, nice boobs, only standard available.

Linda keeps telling me she has a 21 year old fresh that is only there Wednesday. Sunday but everytime I go it is either her or Apple so I'm not sure if I am missing this girl or it is a fake to get me in the door.

Forgot the name, but it is the one south of 35th and Halsted on Halsted:

Why-why. A little younger than I expect of the AMPs, great set of boobs. She says she just came from China not too long ago and after striking a convo with her she wants me to take her shopping and sightseeing. Must be new or she just wanted to talk because I got totally taken with a terrible finish that she stops as soon as I blew (I like them to stroke it a little extra afterwards to clean me out). She is the prettiest I have seen, did I say that already? She says there is another girl there Heidi so I will have to give her a go next time.

Archer and Rockwell:

Michelle. Younger chick, 34 she says but she definitely looks good. I went and striked up a convo with her and she was such a good convo (wow right?) that I forgot to initiate the moves. By the time I started someone already came in the door. This place charges more than the others but according to Michelle the tip is already included.

On archer, across the street from the speed camera:

Don't remember the name. Younger chick, this place is on the first floor of a new apartment building. Will do CBJ for 1. 2, but will use the saran wrap. Only been here twice and both times were in, sucky sucky, out.

I really wish to try out some of the Asian Apartments in the chinatown area, but I am just too scared that they could be a setup. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. I will share anything, I am an open book.

You are correct about Mia at archer. I did not know there was a Latina there. Although Mia is older, she has a decent set of cans. I was just there yesterday (there was a monger leaving with a backpack on, if that was one of you guys, nice to meet you) I got a soft massage with standard ending. Her boobs in my face usually help out. She is super nice, which is the reason for me going back. If you are looking for older providers, you can cross the bridge from archer and go to Hong Kong. She is a bigger girl, but again she is nice. She is big on the upcharge, especially for her looks. I have done bbfsciv with her before, not sure if she still does that or not, YMMV, or with a big enough stack of cash, everyone's mileage I'm sure will be the same.

[Avg Joe]

Macau is your spot then. It is on cermak towards the Furama restaurant. It is under the highway and inside what looks like a city parking lot. The lady said that the food warehouse owns the lot and is friends so you are welcome to park there. I just park on the street.

Isn't Macau on Wentworth south of 28th St?

AJ.

[ChgoJJ]

Excellent Reviews!!

Archer Spa:

Maria. Latina, shorty, little chubby. Massage is terrible and can be bypassed if you do not wish to partake. She will finish you off however you like as long as you are willing to tip.

Vicky. Asian, skinny, tall. Massage is ok, she only does standard and is hesitant to get naked but you can go UTC and if you put in the effort can lift up the shirt.

Mia. She is the oldest one here and she knows it so she will try a little harder to please. But still standard finish is the best I got.

Moon:

Linda. Older, the classic, will go full on if you are willing to contribute to her shopping problem.

Apple. Older than Linda, nice boobs, only standard available.

Linda keeps telling me she has a 21 year old fresh that is only there Wednesday. Sunday but everytime I go it is either her or Apple so I'm not sure if I am missing this girl or it is a fake to get me in the door.

Forgot the name, but it is the one south of 35th and Halsted on Halsted:

Why-why. A little younger than I expect of the AMPs, great set of boobs. She says she just came from China not too long ago and after striking a convo with her she wants me to take her shopping and sightseeing. Must be new or she just wanted to talk because I got totally taken with a terrible finish that she stops as soon as I blew (I like them to stroke it a little extra afterwards to clean me out). She is the prettiest I have seen, did I say that already? She says there is another girl there Heidi so I will have to give her a go next time.

Archer and Rockwell:

Michelle. Younger chick, 34 she says but she definitely looks good. I went and striked up a convo with her and she was such a good convo (wow right?) that I forgot to initiate the moves. By the time I started someone already came in the door. This place charges more than the others but according to Michelle the tip is already included.

On archer, across the street from the speed camera:

Don't remember the name. Younger chick, this place is on the first floor of a new apartment building. Will do CBJ for 1. 2, but will use the saran wrap. Only been here twice and both times were in, sucky sucky, out.

I really wish to try out some of the Asian Apartments in the chinatown area, but I am just too scared that they could be a setup. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. I will share anything, I am an open book.

[Makaroi]

On RubMaps, it's reported as non-erotic but with various reviews reporting the opposite. YMMV type of place?

She even asked me before I could ask. You can even get a free haircut. LOL.

[NewManL]

Macau is your spot then. It is on cermak towards the Furama restaurant. It is under the highway and inside what looks like a city parking lot. The lady said that the food warehouse owns the lot and is friends so you are welcome to park there. I just park on the street.

On RubMaps, it's reported as non-erotic but with various reviews reporting the opposite. YMMV type of place?

[Makaroi]

Can anyone recommend an AMP with older asian ladies that offer extras? Not too picky about the younger ones as I prefer them a bit older. I've heard Linda's Spa has "grandmas" working.

Macau is your spot then. It is on cermak towards the Furama restaurant. It is under the highway and inside what looks like a city parking lot. The lady said that the food warehouse owns the lot and is friends so you are welcome to park there. I just park on the street.

[Makaroi]

Archer Spa:

Maria. Latina, shorty, little chubby. Massage is terrible and can be bypassed if you do not wish to partake. She will finish you off however you like as long as you are willing to tip.

Vicky. Asian, skinny, tall. Massage is ok, she only does standard and is hesitant to get naked but you can go UTC and if you put in the effort can lift up the shirt.

Mia. She is the oldest one here and she knows it so she will try a little harder to please. But still standard finish is the best I got.

Moon:

Linda. Older, the classic, will go full on if you are willing to contribute to her shopping problem.

Apple. Older than Linda, nice boobs, only standard available.

Linda keeps telling me she has a 21 year old fresh that is only there Wednesday. Sunday but everytime I go it is either her or Apple so I'm not sure if I am missing this girl or it is a fake to get me in the door.

Forgot the name, but it is the one south of 35th and Halsted on Halsted:

Why-why. A little younger than I expect of the AMPs, great set of boobs. She says she just came from China not too long ago and after striking a convo with her she wants me to take her shopping and sightseeing. Must be new or she just wanted to talk because I got totally taken with a terrible finish that she stops as soon as I blew (I like them to stroke it a little extra afterwards to clean me out). She is the prettiest I have seen, did I say that already? She says there is another girl there Heidi so I will have to give her a go next time.

Archer and Rockwell:

Michelle. Younger chick, 34 she says but she definitely looks good. I went and striked up a convo with her and she was such a good convo (wow right?) that I forgot to initiate the moves. By the time I started someone already came in the door. This place charges more than the others but according to Michelle the tip is already included.

On archer, across the street from the speed camera:

Don't remember the name. Younger chick, this place is on the first floor of a new apartment building. Will do CBJ for 1. 2, but will use the saran wrap. Only been here twice and both times were in, sucky sucky, out.

I really wish to try out some of the Asian Apartments in the chinatown area, but I am just too scared that they could be a setup. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. I will share anything, I am an open book.