Space Cadets

[Malabar]

Beware of Ashley and Piper (Merritt Island Body Wraps / Massage Place).

They are working for two black pimps who drive a car with the following tag number: 952 4 BZ (Florida Tag). It is a red or maroon colored station wagon type vehicle (either a Magnum or a Charger).

These two pimps will rob you and assault you if they feel you have not given a big enough tip to the therapist.

Message to Ashley and Piper: I dare you and invite you to respond to this post and explain why you ordered the assault on me.

To my fellow mongers: The assault occurred on January 4, 2017 and according to the police officer who took the report (from Brevard County Sheriff's Office), a very similar assault took place on September 30,2016. (Another customer was robbed and assaulted by these two black pimps on September 30,2016.).

About this report:

1) the cops were called in. If I were in this situation, I would not want to have to explain the circumstances to LE.

2) Timing. In every event I've been involved in, the tip is usually agreed upon and paid in advance, then services rendered. This report implies the tip was paid after services rendered, not something a provider would not normally do.

3) The report was made by a first time poster. I can't help but wonder if he has an axe to grind.

BTW: I will not participate in an argument or debate here. I'm done. I've said my peace.

As always, play safe.

Regards.

Mal.

[Wolfsong]

Beware of Ashley and Piper (Merritt Island Body Wraps / Massage Place).

They are working for two black pimps who drive a car with the following tag number: 952 4 BZ (Florida Tag). It is a red or maroon colored station wagon type vehicle (either a Magnum or a Charger).

These two pimps will rob you and assault you if they feel you have not given a big enough tip to the therapist.

Message to Ashley and Piper: I dare you and invite you to respond to this post and explain why you ordered the assault on me.

To my fellow mongers: The assault occurred on January 4, 2017 and according to the police officer who took the report (from Brevard County Sheriff's Office), a very similar assault took place on September 30,2016. (Another customer was robbed and assaulted by these two black pimps on September 30,2016.).

Thats not good news. I had a good experience there with Ashley and Desiree and planed on heading there again soon. Now this makes me wonder, if I even should attempt another visit.

[Horace30]

Beware of Ashley and Piper (Merritt Island Body Wraps / Massage Place).

They are working for two black pimps who drive a car with the following tag number: 952 4 BZ (Florida Tag). It is a red or maroon colored station wagon type vehicle (either a Magnum or a Charger).

These two pimps will rob you and assault you if they feel you have not given a big enough tip to the therapist.

Message to Ashley and Piper: I dare you and invite you to respond to this post and explain why you ordered the assault on me.

To my fellow mongers: The assault occurred on January 4, 2017 and according to the police officer who took the report (from Brevard County Sheriff's Office), a very similar assault took place on September 30,2016. (Another customer was robbed and assaulted by these two black pimps on September 30,2016.).

[Horace30]

Beware of Ashley and Piper at the following location:

76 East Merritt Island Causeway, Suite 210.

Merritt Island, FL 32952.

They are using two different phone numbers now: 321-804-0688 and 321-877-4065.

They are working for two black pimps who drive a vehicle with the following tag number: 952 4 BZ (Florida Tag). It is a maroon or red colored station wagon type vehicle that is either a Magnum or a Charger.

I went here on January 4, 2017 and was assaulted by one of the pimps as I was walking down the stairs. I have no idea why they did this to me because I paid Piper $60 for a half hour session and tipped her $100 afterwards. (This was my third time visiting this place and had never had a bad experience before.).

I sincerely believe that the only reason I survived this attack is that the people at the front of the building heard my yelling and screaming (before it was too late).

The city of Merritt Island does not have its own police department so I had to file a police report with the Brevard County Sheriff's Offfice. The officer who took the report said that something very similar happened to another customer on September 30,2016. I also know that one of the black pimps has a felony conviction for attempted murder (back from 2014).

Message to Ashley and Piper: I dare you and invite you to respond to this message and explain to the fellow mongers why you ordered this assault on me.

I know the names of these two black pimps and for any monger who wants to know their names, please PM me.

If you go to the website of Brevard County Clerk of Courts and do a criminal history search of these two black pimps (using their names), you will be shocked what you find.

[JizzyGoo]

Dumbfuck huh? Cool. That's the thing with fuck, no matter how bad or dumb fuck is, it's still pretty awesome. To fuck. Thanks for the compliment dude. You are now officially on ((IGNORE THE CRAZY GUY)) mode! (BYE))).

See you can just use this one it works just fine.

A2

Come on A2. Why you got the handcuffs on me bro? Just trying to spice up this forum a little. Keep up the awesome job! -Jizz.

[JizzyGoo]

You said you don't know her so shut your fucking pie hole about her. This is exactly what that lame ass ex of her would do. By the way, he liked to be called Ziggy, but I called him JIZZY! Coincidence that is your handle?

Dumbfuck huh? Cool. That's the thing with fuck, no matter how bad or dumb fuck is, it's still pretty awesome. To fuck. Thanks for the compliment dude. You are now officially on ((IGNORE THE CRAZY GUY)) mode! (BYE))).

See you can just use this one it works just fine.

A2

[Poony]

[Deleted by Admin]

JizzyGoo I don't mind that you're doing this here but I do mind that you're making extra users, stop doing that.

A2

[Quoth84]

Not to get off the body of your review, which by the way was very good. But, "The Onion" is not a FAKE news site. Breitbart uses Fake news, The Enquirer uses Fake news. The Onion is a Parody of mundane daily life made to sound real, but is actually "spit milk through your nose", funny. They even parody "Fake" news. There is absolutely nothing, other than the name, on the site that even closely resembles REAL news. It's intentional. Read it as it was meant to be read, a farce of actual News organizations. Just funny as hell, and meant that way from front to back.

True. However, most of the time I hear about the Onion stories, it's because they post a story, which is taken to be literal truth by the MSM, and spread around for a time, so to me, it's another "Fake News" site. Granted, it IS parody, but for all I know the site that has the police officer story is so idiotic that it'd have to be a parody / comedy, as are most of the other stories on that site.

To me, it seems that the police site in question is an attempt to be somewhat like the Onion, but is being done by a group of untalented hacks, or is a site where they actually believe what they are writing.

Can't be sure which, as if there's one thing God has proven he can do, is make people capable of absolutely astonishingly amounts of idiocy.

[Jersey8265]

What ever happened to the little girl Brandy she was brunet tiny girl had her teeth when she was 19 but last time I saw her she didn't have many left.

Last time I seen her she was 24 I tried texting and no reply.

I know a lot of you guys used her a few years back she always had her arms covered up cause of scaring.

Last I heard from her she moved back home up in maryland. Sucks cause she was a nice girl and pretty decent in the sack.

[Ericson73]

What ever happened to the little girl Brandy she was brunet tiny girl had her teeth when she was 19 but last time I saw her she didn't have many left.

Last time I seen her she was 24 I tried texting and no reply.

I know a lot of you guys used her a few years back she always had her arms covered up cause of scaring.

I think she kept her legs covered because of scaring. She told me that it was from a scooter accident, in my opinion it looked like cigarettes burns to me. Been forever since I seen her. Purhaps she finally graduated from college. She was a sweet girl.

[StymieChula]

What ever happened to the little girl Brandy she was brunet tiny girl had her teeth when she was 19 but last time I saw her she didn't have many left.

Last time I seen her she was 24 I tried texting and no reply.

I know a lot of you guys used her a few years back she always had her arms covered up cause of scaring.

[Rhodester]

Not to get off the body of your review, which by the way was very good. But, "The Onion" is not a FAKE news site. Breitbart uses Fake news, The Enquirer uses Fake news. The Onion is a Parody of mundane daily life made to sound real, but is actually "spit milk through your nose", funny. They even parody "Fake" news. There is absolutely nothing, other than the name, on the site that even closely resembles REAL news. It's intentional. Read it as it was meant to be read, a farce of actual News organizations. Just funny as hell, and meant that way from front to back.

Doesn't mention which police department. As well, if the cop makes the offer, such as by touching her legs or the like, any decent defense lawyer would claim that it constituted entrapment. The idea that the police department suggested such a tactic is. Amusing at best.

As well, all of those details about the officer's home life / being a virgin, as well as what he told Internal Affairs (of again, a non-disclosed police department), that type of information being leaked out by IA should have led to a lawsuit by the police officer in question, for revealing incredibly embarrassing information.

Finally, the "City Attorneys" of the undisclosed city. Not knowing what to do with the "Massage Parlor".

Finally, going to the other "stories" that the website posts, doing even basic research on their 3 newest stories show they're full of more shit than a water treatment plant.

It's a fake news site like theonion.com.

[Quoth84]

If true, hilarious.

Doesn't mention which police department. As well, if the cop makes the offer, such as by touching her legs or the like, any decent defense lawyer would claim that it constituted entrapment. The idea that the police department suggested such a tactic is. Amusing at best.

As well, all of those details about the officer's home life / being a virgin, as well as what he told Internal Affairs (of again, a non-disclosed police department), that type of information being leaked out by IA should have led to a lawsuit by the police officer in question, for revealing incredibly embarrassing information.

Finally, the "City Attorneys" of the undisclosed city. Not knowing what to do with the "Massage Parlor".

Finally, going to the other "stories" that the website posts, doing even basic research on their 3 newest stories show they're full of more shit than a water treatment plant.

It's a fake news site like theonion.com.

[FLAdventurer]

If true, hilarious.

[DC248]

Pretty sure this "news" article isn't legit, I can't find anything on any larger news sites. But it sure is funny.

http://www.callthecops.net/virgin-po...investigation/

Virgin police officer ruins undercover “happy ending” massages investigation
Posted by: Staff November 20, 2013

Officer Andrew Fisher today completely ruined months of work into a local ring of massage parlors rumored to provide “Happy Endings”. The twenty two year old police rookie was picked for this assignment due to being so new on the PD he was not known in the community. But unknown to department administration he was very also sexually naïve.

The investigation started off normal enough. Officer Fisher went into a local massage parlor to get a massage. When offered a table shower he indicated yes he would like the upgrade. As per normal in there types of investigations on the first trip to the massage parlor Officer Fisher was not asked about any other “extra options”, aka happy ending.

About three days later he retuned to the same massage parlor. Again he was offered a table shower and again he accepted it. His supervisors instructed him to try and make it obvious he was erect when it came time for “the flip”. In massage parlor terms “the flip” is when the back rub is over and they turn you over to do a chest and shoulder rub. This is also the time when the offer of a “Happy ending” will typically take place.
Again Officer Fisher was unable to get the masseuse to offer that extra service.

On his third trip in a few days later he was given one more bit of instruction. He was told as he was being massaged to reach over and try to touch the masseuse’s leg. Gently caress her upper leg and hip, nothing that crosses the line, but something suggestive. He was told again on “the flip” to make sure he turned so the masseuse could see he was erect.

According to his report, soon after he touched her hip she asked if he would like a topless massage. Shortly after she removed her top, she instructed him to flip. Officer Fisher did as the supervisor had told him. She then asked him about his interest in “extras”. She asked him how much he was willing to spend. Officer Fisher told her an amount.

Fisher’s report claims that as soon as she heard that amount she removed her bottoms and made a comment about him getting the full package deal. She climbed up onto the table, while at the same time rubbing massage lotion onto his manhood. Officer Fisher claims before he could register what was going on she was having intercourse with him. Fisher claimed he wanted to stop her, but something prevented him. He then admitted it was his first time, and did not want to let it stop.

Fisher told internal affairs investigators he was home schooled. In college his parents lived close enough to campus that he was a commuter, never living in dorms. He in fact only moved out of his parent’s home a week before his first day on shift. Fisher even admitted that before this day had never even so much as kissed a girl.

City Attorneys are unsure how to proceed with the investigation into the Massage Parlor. Because Fisher did engage in a fully complete act, the department is unable to seek criminal charges. The department was not willing to discuss their plan for what would happen next for either the massage parlor or Officer Fisher.