Like Beef Lolo?

[Memahu]

Just wondering, does the math add up correctly?

251 total.

51 left in car.

200 taken in.

50 hf (2-20's + 5 + 5-1's).

7-20's + 2-10's = 160 (for tip).

51+50+160=261 total?

Might be short more than 20.

Maybe my calculator stay broken. lol

Stay safe bros.

I'm confused like this scene from the classic film Paper Moon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ePD3hg73g

[ProfessorGun69]

"I almost never go to AMPs ect...

To the guys that go there; is that normal? I know it wasn't me. I'm relaxed, respectful, and girls find me attractive. I've had a supermodel gf and dated two miss hawaiis."

A while ago went to see Yuna again. She is a repeat for me. I love Yuna's hard body and boobs on her spinner frame. Her pussy is snug like a glove. She love DFK LFK DATO DATY Rim Jobs 69. IMO one of the best BBBJ. Various PSE positions. Will definitely repeat. She is my ATF at happiness then Leii and Naomi tied for second. Then Sasha third. None of the girls i mentioned are Miss America but IMHO Yuna, Leii, Naomi and Sasha are super models for me, and that is my opinion. I don't go around pretending to brag about dating supermodel Miss Hawaii(s). You mentioned you dated a super model GF? Huh? And you dated not one, but two Miss Hawaii (s)? What was their names? LMAO!

[ShootngStarBoy]

Haven't posted for a long time. I almost never go to AMPs ect. Here in honolulu. I go out with normal girls and I'm spoiled by living in ukraine and going to Philippines hahah!

But in looking for a good place to go happiness came up.

The little lady that answered the door was nice, she said one hour for $50 to the house.

Yuna has got good reviews and by change, she was the one.

But she was hyper, she seemed like she wanted to be somewhere else. Not something I'd pick and on top of that, she's much older than advertised.

My body ached from doing some heavy lifting so I just wanted to lay there and get a great HJ. I told that to yuna she asked what I'd pay and I say 50 to you. She wasn't really into it. So I asked how much and how long. She said for HJ after you cum you leave.

Considering that she seemed like she was in a hurry, and thinking that she'd wack me off in under 30 seconds if she could, it didn't sound very fun or relaxing.

For me, the no rush part is more important than the money so I asked how long is it if I get FS. She said 50 minutes.

I thought about it. A hyper girl, who's in a hurry to be somewhere else, cutting 10 minutes off the session before she's even started and before she's been paid is not a good sign. So I asked the little lady if there was another girl and she said that the few that were there were busy.

To the guys that go there; is that normal? I know it wasn't me. I'm relaxed, respectful, and girls find me attractive. I've had a supermodel gf and dated two miss hawaiis.

I was really looking forward to fucking a hot sex animal from happiness. (The best sex I've ever had was with a girl that loved wild hard pounding. Not painful but just crazy pounding. Is there a girl at happiness like that?

Yuna is a hot fucking sex animal- PSE to the max! I'm sure she just thought you were trying to get something on the cheap! Sure sounds like it. If you're sore and want a massage with HE, go to a massage therapist! If you want some heavy duty action, go to an AMP and pay full pop! Anyway you slice it, if you took that approach with any provider, you'd be perceived as a scammer- and, believe me, they run into them every day!

I would take Blake123's advice and go to a MT if all you want is a HJ. That is their specialty after all. You're only wasting your time and the girl's going to an AMP for that kind of service. I've been with Yuna and this doesn't sound like her at all, so to answer your question: it's not normal. Maybe she was having a bad day, didn't feel well, whatever. They're human beings too. If you want "animal sex" maybe give Sasha a try.

It is hawaii, it is the united states.

It is not Philippines or ukraine.

Full service with young hottie and only 50 bucks to the provider?

Wake up! It sounds like you visit real estate office and offer 100 k and want to buy 4 bedroom house in waikiki.

Yeah with that money you can buy good house in ukraine but not in honolulu.

If all you want to do is just lay there and get a great HJ, you'd be better off going to a massage place and not an AMP. There are lots of reports in the Massage Therapist thread, so research before you go.

And, since all you wanted from Yuna was a HJ for 50 bucks, naturally she said the session would be over when you shot your load. Why would she be happy spending an hour with you for a 50-dollar tip when she can make 150 from another customer in the same approximate amount of time.

P.S. I've never been with Yuna, but Sasha is animal sex. All you have to do it read the reviews in here; there are plenty.

If it was pushing my old tired body to have sex or to leave with nothing, I'd take the pain of pushing my body to fuck a animal. What are you, her best friend?

Some good advice. Think Blake123, MondoBadfoot, and the others summed it up well. BTW she is my friend, my "one hour girlfriend", and probably a one hour GFE for many monger. LOL.

[Utoobuku]

Lotsa FAIL up in here but its all g. . could b the wrath of a bait and switch. Oh well.

[Chik0848]

Wasn't Clinton Portis the NFL running back that got traded for Champ Bailey?

The real one played for the Redskins and Broncos.

[Newbee201]

Block 'them if you don't like to see their non-reports. I do agree that they don't have any useful information posted only nonsense about this provider or that one. Could be a teenager or female or whatevers so I just take their posts as bs time killers. Funny that he / she / it chose the name of my hero president Bill Cumstain Clinton and rails on about daty, etc.

SS.

Wasn't Clinton Portis the NFL running back that got traded for Champ Bailey?

[Shipshape]

There is good chance Clintonportis and Utoobuku is the same dude. Both have 0 reviews and most of the post is on "like beef lolo" and posts are 100% negative remarks. Not one review about a provider. Useless.

Block 'them if you don't like to see their non-reports. I do agree that they don't have any useful information posted only nonsense about this provider or that one. Could be a teenager or female or whatevers so I just take their posts as bs time killers. Funny that he / she / it chose the name of my hero president Bill Cumstain Clinton and rails on about daty, etc.

SS.

[FunInHawaii]

There is good chance Clintonportis and Utoobuku is the same dude. Both have 0 reviews and most of the post is on "like beef lolo" and posts are 100% negative remarks. Not one review about a provider. Useless.

[CanIsLupusJ]

LOL. You sound like a butthurt little whiny bytch. Is Nicole your nana or something? The woman is a menopausal ajumma. Paying actual real dollars to fuck her is pathetic!

I wish I had hot nana like nicole LOL ouch oh man. Oh man. Not again. Stop calling my princess ajumma will ya JotManAh ha! You call urself asian but WHY why do I smell wt here? Perhaps. Local haole provider who can't get enough customer. Jealous of popular AMP girls LOL. Whatever troll go wash your wt punana.

[CanIsLupusJ]

But yah, you do sound like a ***** LOL.

And you do sound a shenjingbing little one hahaha jai zian LOL.

[Utoobuku]

Sorry dude (or cherryboy) that some of us including me probably have better eyes for asian girls age. Growing up in both hk and seoul still traveling bnf every other month FYI. Keep doing what you do (SSB) and stop being overly concerned about AMP girls age, focus on school and save your pkt money for somethin better LOL.

But yah, you do sound like a ***** LOL.

[Utoobuku]

Sorry dude (or cherryboy) that some of us including me probably have better eyes for asian girls age. Growing up in both hk and seoul still traveling bnf every other month FYI. Keep doing what you do (SSB) and stop being overly concerned about AMP girls age, focus on school and save your pkt money for somethin better LOL.

Haha its all guud bro. I from the 36 chambers of shanghai so I know too.

[ClintonPortis]

Sorry dude (or cherryboy) that some of us including me probably have better eyes for asian girls age. Growing up in both hk and seoul still traveling bnf every other month FYI. Keep doing what you do (SSB) and stop being overly concerned about AMP girls age, focus on school and save your pkt money for somethin better LOL.

LOL. You sound like a butthurt little whiny bytch. Is Nicole your nana or something? The woman is a menopausal ajumma. Paying actual real dollars to fuck her is pathetic!

[CanIsLupusJ]

Sorry dude (or nicole) some of us are asian and can tell how old our asian sisters are. Keep doing what you do and don't b overly concerned about your age because many don't seem to care.

Sorry dude (or cherryboy) that some of us including me probably have better eyes for asian girls age. Growing up in both hk and seoul still traveling bnf every other month FYI. Keep doing what you do (SSB) and stop being overly concerned about AMP girls age, focus on school and save your pkt money for somethin better LOL.

[Utoobuku]

I saw her myself many times, she is def not 'ajumma' she is way too hot to be called '50500;51468;47560;' ByungShinA got it? I'm pretty sure you never met her so fuuk off will ya?

Sorry dude (or nicole) some of us are asian and can tell how old our asian sisters are. Keep doing what you do and don't b overly concerned about your age because many don't seem to care.