Strip Club Reports

**JoeLefty** · 01-07-17 15:51

Stopped in here last night with one of my female friends. Her choice, not mine. I should have pulled the plug when I pulled in for valet and they charged me $20 - big ripoff. But I was in my Jag and didn't want to park it on a side street. $20/ ea. To get in and $24 for two mixed drinks. So that was about the biggest waste of money that I've paid out in quite some time. As far as the dancers go, nothing of interest unless twerking ass fat is your thing. Couple girls put on a good show on the poles, but that was about it. There were quite a few lookers who rolled in with the gangster want to-be's, sitting in the booths and smoking hookah pipes. Open blunt smoking throughout the club. Music was load as fuck and actually hurt my ears. All in all, a waste of a perfectly good evening. My companion insisted she could pull a non-dancer out of the crowd to have some fun with, but she got drunk as fuck and I dropped her sorry ass off at close. Will NOT be returning here any time soon.

**Emilio Largo** · 01-07-17 08:30

Originally Posted by RaviFrequent [View Original Post]

Eva was not athletic but had nice body. AFAIK she has natural boobs not saggy / firm. (I could be wrong) but I don't remember seeing tattoos or marks on her face or hands. She seemed friendly when she approached and talked with me for a while. She was frank about her intentions of providing extras during dances. She mentioned that she has not been drinking for 2-4 months due to some test / checkup (not sure the exact word she used). I guess mandated requirement for something. I don't recall what she said, it was loud and I cud'nt hear what she mentioned.

Ok, I don't think it's the particular dancer I had in mind because the Eva I know clearly has a pair of nice bolt ons. Sorry, can't help you with the Eva / Ava you met at Crickett.

**Lotsoffun201** · 01-06-17 21:50

So about a year ago I was at FC. I get back home to Detroit once a year and make it a point to head to one of my old haunts. I met this hot blonde who said she is there occasionally. She was interested in taking me for a private (big surprise there) and I was game. My bad in that I didn't prenegotiate but was willing to pay her inflated fee. Yeah I know the little head was taking over.

At any rate she got totally nude and unzipped me letting Jr out for some air. Dances were of course high mileage but what shocked me is that she got this weird look and said "I don't have anything" and started the stripper slide. I know she was looking for her BBFS and another upsell. No way here as the big head took over and settled for a BBBJ. I figured for her being greedy I do a facial finish. She wasn't happy, ducked most of it and then wiped hands and face on the curtains! She quickly got dressed and disappeared. I figured I sort of got my money's worth.

**HaroldFinch** · 01-06-17 12:56

Originally Posted by SpitzerWeiner [View Original Post]

Of course I had to interject on this one. Mu assumption from my very limited experience in clubs is that it is very unlikely that most girls would allow that particular ending due to at minimum the cleanup involved. Am I wrong? Does this usually come with a massive upsell or extra fee, or is this something that many girls don't object to? My BP experience has taught me that more than half of the girls on there won't allow it, and often ecen those who say they will get squeamish and try dodging like Mayweather dodges punches when the time comes.

My initial reply was intended to suggest finishing while standing up, to avoid getting your shirt messy.

Most dancers will object to a facial, since it means messing up their makeup, so expect push back. Also you better not get semen in an AA girl's hair / weave / wig, without prior approval!

Like most guys who watch porn, I went through a face painting phase. But I eventually realized that I enjoy CIM way more. (Thanks to a dancer's suggestion, who didn't want her makeup ruined) Plus I don't like runny makeup or blasted-off eyelashes.

**DTownA1** · 01-06-17 06:49

Originally Posted by HaroldFinch [View Original Post]

I had a similar situation with an over 40 gal that has easily 20 years expierence. However my situation differs because I always try to blast standing up. It's just less risky, unless you like to get nude like the dancer. Another monger buddy I know likes to paint faces, so he always poses them and either blasts standing, or kneeling.

Good luck!

Thats actually a solid idea. I like getting worked up sitting down, but if its someone who I don't have experience with, I will try blasting standing up, so if she can't handle it all either it goes on her face or behind her. This might turn into a face painting by accident which I can sense will not be appreciated LOL.

**Hap Hunter** · 01-05-17 22:46

Originally Posted by SpitzerWeiner [View Original Post]

Of course I had to interject on this one. Mu assumption from my very limited experience in clubs is that it is very unlikely that most girls would allow that particular ending due to at minimum the cleanup involved. Am I wrong? Does this usually come with a massive upsell or extra fee, or is this something that many girls don't object to? My BP experience has taught me that more than half of the girls on there won't allow it, and often ecen those who say they will get squeamish and try dodging like Mayweather dodges punches when the time comes.

During the negotian phase you get this point down. Be amazed on what might be agreed on!

**Member #5509** · 01-05-17 22:26

Originally Posted by HaroldFinch [View Original Post]

I had a similar situation with an over 40 gal that has easily 20 years expierence. However my situation differs because I always try to blast standing up. It's just less risky, unless you like to get nude like the dancer. Another monger buddy I know likes to paint faces, so he always poses them and either blasts standing, or kneeling.

Good luck!

Of course I had to interject on this one. Mu assumption from my very limited experience in clubs is that it is very unlikely that most girls would allow that particular ending due to at minimum the cleanup involved. Am I wrong? Does this usually come with a massive upsell or extra fee, or is this something that many girls don't object to? My BP experience has taught me that more than half of the girls on there won't allow it, and often ecen those who say they will get squeamish and try dodging like Mayweather dodges punches when the time comes.

**TomSmith26** · 01-05-17 15:51

Glad I met Tori on dayshift.

For pleasant attitude was part of what convinced me to try this Middle Eastern girl's.

BBBJ. We settled on 100. I will repeat.

**TomSmith26** · 01-05-17 15:49

Arianna is a seductive slightly bigger girl with a great attitude. This Puerto Rican girl offered BBBJ for 100.

On the way back the upsell began. We entered the room and she wanted to be paid first. I walked out.

She works days.

**KdScott222** · 01-05-17 14:43

Is she still at bogies and when same shifts.

**HaroldFinch** · 01-05-17 12:18

Originally Posted by DTownA1 [View Original Post]

My last two times getting a BBBJ started off great, but ended up messy. I confirmed with both girls that I would be busting in their mouth, and this was anticipated. As I get ready to pop, they both couldn't handle the rush and moved away from the squirting geyser and I ended up soiling my shirt, which was not a good look. Admittedly, I had a several day build up of product, but other girls have seemed to tackle this challenge with no issues. Did I just run into two girls who couldn't handle a huge load? Do I try and pursue another BBBJ with either of these girls, if so how do I avoid a messy aftermath?

I had a similar situation with an over 40 gal that has easily 20 years expierence. However my situation differs because I always try to blast standing up. It's just less risky, unless you like to get nude like the dancer. Another monger buddy I know likes to paint faces, so he always poses them and either blasts standing, or kneeling.

Good luck!

**RainMan2017** · 01-05-17 06:43

Originally Posted by DTownA1 [View Original Post]

My last two times getting a BBBJ started off great, but ended up messy. I confirmed with both girls that I would be busting in their mouth, and this was anticipated. As I get ready to pop, they both couldn't handle the rush and moved away from the squirting geyser and I ended up soiling my shirt, which was not a good look. Admittedly, I had a several day build up of product, but other girls have seemed to tackle this challenge with no issues. Did I just run into two girls who couldn't handle a huge load? Do I try and pursue another BBBJ with either of these girls, if so how do I avoid a messy aftermath?

Ears were invented for a reason. Just grab them both. Wish I had your problem.

**DTownA1** · 01-05-17 05:48

My last two times getting a BBBJ started off great, but ended up messy. I confirmed with both girls that I would be busting in their mouth, and this was anticipated. As I get ready to pop, they both couldn't handle the rush and moved away from the squirting geyser and I ended up soiling my shirt, which was not a good look. Admittedly, I had a several day build up of product, but other girls have seemed to tackle this challenge with no issues. Did I just run into two girls who couldn't handle a huge load? Do I try and pursue another BBBJ with either of these girls, if so how do I avoid a messy aftermath?

**Chubbybear** · 01-04-17 21:04

Stopped into LS yesterday afternoon. Nice mix of talent, 6 to 8's on most folks scales. One or two very nice MILFs. But when it came to heading to the VIP, all I seemed to hear was "I need $$ With my answer being how about 0! But even with more realistic numbers of $. 5, I wasn't being offered more than a handshake. NO thank you! Not a good start to the year.

Stay safe.

CB.

**TomSmith26** · 01-04-17 05:49

Kyra is a daytime girl. She is short white stocky shaped, with long dark hair and nat C's.

Easily offered 80 for 7 song BBBJ.

Her skills were as good as her desired to please and enjoyed making out.