Massage Parlor Reports

[Averily]

Works out of Saigon Nail spa in Ferndale. Number 7 in Bfinch's first report. See also Batman below.

Who is Tiffany in Ferndale?

[John Doe 2017]

Who is Tiffany in Ferndale?

You might want to pm VanLopez / Det Tigers Fan / John Doe 2017 to get a regular's input. I believe it will be positive.

[Nonoh]

Wrong girl. Naomi is in school and started over the summer. Never at 696 and Woodward.

Here are my comments on all of the following. Take them for what their worth:

1. Anna's girls in MH: http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...angie/14428141.

Hit or miss because they always change. They're a safe route to go in general if you don't want trouble.

2. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...47200/24507980.

Absolutely Not the girl in the pic. She's more like a fat unkept black chic. She's very bad at responding to texts and lied to me about how long she would take to arrive, wasting a lot of my time.

3. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...t-way/21361688.

On Stephenson near 14 Mile. She has very Nice hooters O. O. A smoker and is uglier in person than the pics, which aren't her. She also has an unattractive personality. She's either in & out of MI often or she's in & out of posting ads. Not bad if you can get over the personality. Had FS with her. It was a year and a half ago though.

4. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nrush/22818046.

On Stephenson near 14 Mile. When I first started the hobby I fell for this trap. I saw a girl who looked NOTHING like the girl in the ad. She was horribly ugly and underwhelming and I couldn't bear to stay. LOL looking bad it's kind of funny.

5. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-6208/24829555.

By Oakland Mall. Used to go here often. Reviewed them a long time ago and they actually threatened to make my phone number public unless I took off the review. WTF. Now I have another number, so screw them. At this place, I've ranged from only HE's to full out BBFS, but I think I was the only person allowed to go that far with one of the girls, as she really had a thing for me.

6. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...osted/24274953.

I saw Naomi a long time ago when she was at 696 & Woodward. It was DIY. She was also trying to upcharge before I started. I wasn't having it and she tried to make me pay her for her time even though we didn't even start and she made me wait an extra 20 minutes in my car. I laughed in her face and walked out.

7. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e-spa/20129149.

A crappier version of Sophia Spa. They'll get the job done, but they're older, uglier, and not as fun.

8. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/18229195.

A great parlor. Gets the job well done. HE's offered if you're not an idiot and oftentimes a lot of OTC roaming and sometimes UTC roaming. Prettiest girls here that do the job IMO.

9. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-youn/24953279.

Decent looking older ladies in my experience. Usually you can get up to FS from 180-220 out the door. They have a really updated place with a pretty nice table shower. Just take your wallet and keys with you. A long time ago I read priceless advice from another monger who puts them in a sandwich bag and takes them with him when he gets a table shower so they don't go through his belongings.

10. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ready/23045366.

Kendall on M59 & M53: Dear. God. No. She's disgusting, smells, and when I saw her she had a huge red gash on her chest. WTF? And stop posting all the time, will you?!

11. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ments/24932183.

SW corner of 11 & Mound. Suspicious to me. Kristy Just Might be LEO (someone can TOFFT, I won't). Or she's just a sonuva beya. She led me far and wasted my time for nothing.

12. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-1169/11508657.

Not bad looking girls, a little bit overweight, but are very freaky and friendly and if you're good to them, they will show you a fun time. I had full access to everything with them. The brunette was gushing like a waterfall so that was really fun!

13. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rning/13113149.

15 & Schoennher a long time ago. Alllll business over here. Shelly (I believe that is her name) does her thing and makes you leave. Done and Done. Not pleasant company either.

14. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...hands/20853641.

This person isn't legit whatsoever. She / He will lead you to a place that doesn't even have facilities for a massage. It's a thoroughly complete waste of time.

15. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...esign/24029769.

Grosse Pointe new massage place. I've noticed reviews have said you get nothing here. I will only say that I've gotten stuff here from one person and she even wants to come over my place for FS (or I would go to hers), but it's only because she's attracted to me. I'm sorry, but I won't say who it is, so don't waste your PM's on me asking unless you want me to block you.

16. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ls-mi/19124940.

DIY. Overpriced. Okay looking ladies.

17. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...oy-mi/10680344.

In my experience, ugly ladies and it's DIY. I tried again when she said "next time I'll take care of you" and it was DIY again. Also overpriced and a waste of time.

18. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ation/24466654.

Pretty girls here and good price. Mostly DIY but some will make you happy and let you explore them. YMMV.

19. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ll-rd/10494532.

No extras. Just massage.

20. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...36390/24943030.

I saw her a while back and Tierra is just ok. Decent pricing, but No massage skills whatsoever. Don't go to her if you have a bad back LOL. Not really sure what she's got going on in her life. I suppose she thinks she can get into a relationship with someone by doing this or something.

21. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-hour/22647884.

Nasty disgusting ugly overpriced Jewish woman in an Oak Park appt.

Enjoy!

[TheDee]

I was thinking about setting something up with this provider, but I don't think I've seen that anyone has said anything about her. I'm planning on trying tomorrow and I'll let you know how it goes, but if anyone has seen her I'd appreciate some info. Thanks.

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...for-u/26625876

[Tiger0033]

I've been to M1, sun spa in Waterford, silver spa in Dearborn. Looking for a place just like them. Any suggestions? Massages I've had sucked and providers were ok. I want to have a blast this time.

[BFinch]

This is my second post entailing my massage review rundown in the area. All of my visits occurred in the past 18 mos, a couple were two years ago.

For what its worth; none of the places I am reviewing are places I will ever be visiting again. While I "lurked" as they say around this website for a couple years, I waited quite a while to make my first post, maybe I was thinking that if I found a jewel in the rough I wanted to keep it to myself. Well after a little over two years of visiting these places, the jewels are VERY rare, and now I want to give my honest opinion of all the places I've been. Yes, there are a couple jewels, but they are very few and rarely last long.

Secondly, the ones I'm choosing to review are the ones you will see posted the most frequently in the various classifieds around town. Some of them are so incessant about posting (they might post ten times in the same day) that it gets a bit annoying.

Thirdly, you'll notice other reviews on this site that will say various 'legit' place don't offer extras. I've found that to be incorrect. The only difference BTW a legit place and a non-legit place, is that they will NOT offer extras the FIRST time. Go to any of these places long enough, be a gentleman (that is KEY), and the environment changes. In fact, the best place I've EVER been was a 100% a legit place that I went to every other week for a year because they had hands down the absolute hottest model type provider. I NEVER once asked for more, never broached the subject, and was nothing but a gentleman. And I also tolerated a less than average massage (haha) A year later I scheduled a visit like always and when I walked In she greeted me like I was her long lost boyfriend (even though I'd just seen her three weeks before) and EVERYTHING that day changed. And I didn't even have to spend a dollar that day (so weirdly enough nothing was illegal), and yes I got a LOT more. Sadly, she is gone, and the place doesn't exist anymore.

1. Pine Tree Spa - http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...wn-pt/14092065.

This place is an old building, doesn't look bad on the outside, but inside is run down. Tables suck, and the massage rooms have a dumpy worn out vibe.

I've been here twice. The first time was in the summer and there were two women one in her late 30's, one in her early 40's, both more attractive than what you usually find in an AMP. Their age made up for the overall dumpiness and non-sexiness of the place and its why I ended up going back a second time.

BUT on my second visit here a month ago the two women were both around the age of 50. Gone were the sexier girls, and gone was any excitement on my part.

It's a standard AMP experience, yet even though I told them I wanted a 'hard' massage, it was pretty weak each time. The younger girl (who isn't there anymore) and the older lady I had the second time each seemed to be rather robotic.

After the hot towel, each visit involved the women offering to show me more for a tip. If you read my first post then you know that on my second visit I politely declined with the older lady and thanked her for the massage and left.

Cost 7. Plus tip.

Rating 3/5 first visit, 1/5 second visit.

2. Pressure Point - http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...liyah/19685029.

Been here four times. I first visited this place a little over two years ago as the pictures in the add are top notch and they bill themselves as a legitimate place. I didn't think a legit place would use fake pics, and while its not a classic 'bait and switch' as they say, I would put this in the category of a "sometimes bait and switch" in that the girls in the photos occasionally work there, but not very often.

The technicality is that the AA lady who runs the place does indeed get the girls in the photos to work for her, BUT they don't work very many hours each week. Its almost exclusively the 50 ish female owner who is in there the majority of the week.

The first time I called and specifically asked for the girl in the pic, and over the phone they said no problem; but when I arrived I was told she "had to leave suddenly" and the owner ended up doing my massage.

The second time I actually got the girl in the photo, and the third time I got the girl in the photo, but the fourth time was the "she had to leave suddenly" line again.

The good: Props to the owner of the place who is basically running an AMP but with no Asians; mainly mixed girls and girls of Latina descent. If you do actually get one of the employees, they are definitely fairly attractive.

The bad: the owner isn't above faking you out if she needs extra cash that month, and the massage really isn't spectacular. Neither of three women who I got massages from (the owner and two different employees) gave me a great massage. They seem to see it as giving you an 'ok' massage, getting to the reverse, and then getting you out.

I have mixed feelings about the place, and having gone four times should indicate that I really wasn't sure what I thought of the place, but its been at least 9 months since I went last, and when I see their adds online, there isn't any interest on my part of visiting again.

Cost; 1 plus tip.

3/5 stars.

Famous Shiatsu Massage – Mound Road.

This AMP doesn't advertise anymore, probably because they've been on Mound road as long as I can remember. Its owned by the same owner who operates the AMP on Dequindre that I reviewed in my last post, and that I rated highly for giving a really good quality massage.

I used to go to this place two yeas ago as they had two providers in their late 30's who were both really attractive and gave stellar massages. Unfortunately, the owner told me they both moved back to China.

The current providers are your typical late 40 ish – 60 ish, and unlike the place on dequindre, they seem much less interested in giving a good massage. The last time I went was about 10 mos ago and I swear they just wanted to get me to the reverse and get me out. Everything was robotic and dull.

Nearly two years ago I went there on a particularly busy day and they asked if I could wait fifteen minutes in the lobby (which usually never occurs at AMP if you are familiar with them) and I didn't have anything better to do so I said yes.

Well, this was when I met the owner, because she was in the front lobby area sitting in there with a 50 ish white guy who was apparently her bookkeeper. He was going into great detail regarding the various receipts she needed to keep for tax purposes. I don't want to go into any details that would betray private stuff about the place, but it was definitely fascinating to hear the actual owner of these AMP's talk about running them and different things that were entailed. And as everyone knows, these places are cash cows; so the owner definitely has to cover her ass when it comes to taxes and the government.

[Mr Salinger]

Nice report. A couple of questions for you if you don't mind helping me out. Looking for a good nuru place and I liked the add with the good experience and then the lady from upstairs. Is the link the correct link? I was thinking about trying it out. Can I ask for the younger girl? Name? Looks?

Also, where is the add or link for #2 across from Oakland Mall. Also, any more details on #6 (F / s, etc) Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

Recent user to the site and recent transplant to MI, here is a rundown of my experience locally;.

2. 14 & 75 - troy. Commercial drive across from Oakland mall.

The building is an old high rise part apartment building / part commercial offices and the AMP is on the second floor. They have a shower available, but its not a TS and its solo so I've never used it.

Hands down the best experience at any AMP I've had in the area.

The two girls who work there are both under 30 and in excellent shape.

The add comes and go and currently I don't see it, they can be tough to get a hold of (not really sure why, maybe they make enough money and then take days off at a time).

I've been there four times and each time walk away satisfied.

Because the vast majority of AMP's in the area are older providers, its nice to go to a place with young women for a change. The girls usually wear yoga pants and allow ample roaming.

They aren't big in taking things off, but tip them well and as long as your not aggressive they want you to leave happy.

Their english is really bad (unless they are faking it) so there is much conversing that will go on.

Damage; 1. 1.

Stars; 4/5, I debated giving them 5 but their english is so bad it is a bit of a muted experience. The price is pretty cheap though, 70 plus tip.



5. NURU http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-call/23403526.

This one is a tough one to rate. Her setting is about as perfect as they come; nice apartment, shower in the backroom, etc. I went there twice and had two different experience. First time was with a young white girl about 5'4 140 in her twenties and she started out having us both take a shower together, then a nuru massage (no extras beyond typical ending) but overall it was a pretty good time and I'd give her four stars, and might have given her 5 except some lady in the loft upstairs would occasionally talk downstairs to us; she was listening to our conversation the whole time!

So the second time I go I find out that I don't get the same young girl, but I get the lady who was upstairs; AA, well fit, mid to late 50's and wearing sunglasses (I think to help her look younger). She wanted to do the shower with me, but again; no way I wanted to shower with someone close to my moms age, and honestly, she is a bit on the nutty side. No offense to her, but ten minutes in I realized I would never be coming back there.

Damage; 1. 5.

Stars; first experience; 4/5, second; 0/5 though I should give the old lady a few more stars for effort I guess.

6. Oasis https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/thp/5939862118.html.

Okay, so you're starting to see a theme that I like younger women. Oasis does NOT have younger women, BUT they are two very nice lades late 40 ish /50 ish and in very good shape. I was surprised I enjoyed the first time so much and I ended up going back a second. Massage is good.

I tipped 30 both times and each of the women seemed happy about the tip which was nice, because other places I've been the provider whines unless you tip 40 or more.

They will actually remove their clothes if you play your cards right and I dreamed that I was extremely impressed with how they looked.

After giving it thought, I think why I liked the experience is due to the cheerfulness of the two providers. They weren't robotic at all, and seemed to genuinely appreciate attending to me. Like I said, giving me a total experience (even if the provider is faking it, although I don't think these two women were) is a big plus in my book.

I read a recent review of the place by someone else in the site here and they mentioned the women had moved to a clarkston location. I'm not sure but either way I think going there twice was enough.

Damage; 70 plus tip.

Stars 3/5.

[Mr Salinger]

Going to be in Utica today, looking to stop by Day Spa. It's been a while since I've been there, and I only saw Lee when I was there two times. I think she is mamasan and provider. She is older thick not attractive but has HUGE cans. The ad now says new young providers, so I'm thinking I should go back. Can anyone confirms young FS girls at this location?

I saw that add too. My buddy has been there a few more times than not and has seen 3 different ladies all about 6/10. They were all a bit older buy okay and he said most things can be found on the menu. Lately Lee, the mamasan who is a 50 ish yr old lady has taken a liking to him and when asked to see another girl, she always says next time. She gives a halfway decent massage and lets him blow it on her big titties, so he went with it. It would be great to know if there were new girls available. Maybe me or my buddy will toftt. If you hit it first let me know.

[MidMichGeezer]

Senior status isn't just number of posts. There's a time element as well, not to mention infractions.

I am well aware of the time frame to become a senior member. His post was well written and infractions would not seem to be in his future. He'll be a senior as soon as he completes the probationary period, with some more posts of course.

[BFinch]

Had you spread all these posts out you would have been well on your way to senior status. Only improvement (not criticizing mind you) would have been some dates, or were all of these quite recently? BTW, it's nice to see a new member not start off asking questions.

All were in the past 18 months.

[BattMann]

Rainman, the original post you quoted was asking about Relax in Ferndale. Tiffany is also in ferndale, but it is a different establishment. Not sure if it was your intention to quote the "relax" post or not.

I see Tiffany somewhat regularly myself. Nothing but positive things to say, and can confirm the recent report below. I do wish her massage style was more therapeutic than relaxing, but oh well. She is quite good looking.

I've been to Relax one time. I can't remember if I reported on it or not, but my visit was consistent with the other reports I've read on this site.

You might want to pm VanLopez / Det Tigers Fan / John Doe 2017 to get a regular's input. I believe it will be positive.

[RainMan2017]

Had you spread all these posts out you would have been well on your way to senior status. Only improvement (not criticizing mind you) would have been some dates, or were all of these quite recently? BTW, it's nice to see a new member not start off asking questions.

Senior status isn't just number of posts. There's a time element as well, not to mention infractions.

[MidMichGeezer]

How can anyone ever beat your quantity and quality of info. Nice job.

Why do I still want to see Faith? Maybe I'm the one with an addiction. LOL.

First, she's 30 years my junior. Next, she is my body type. Last, her surprises are pleasant.

Anyone see her since her recent brief vacation?

Had you spread all these posts out you would have been well on your way to senior status. Only improvement (not criticizing mind you) would have been some dates, or were all of these quite recently? BTW, it's nice to see a new member not start off asking questions.

[Dabbler1000]

They were not busy. Saw Annie this time. She's 50 ish, very petite, nice body. Face so-so. Llttle English. Eager to please. Enjoyed my time.

[RainMan2017]

Has anyone been here?

You might want to pm VanLopez / Det Tigers Fan / John Doe 2017 to get a regular's input. I believe it will be positive.