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[SimpleK]

I think everyone overrates senior status. There's a crapload of senior mongers on the Happiness thread that are absolute SHILLS for Happiness. Nutmaker and Mondo Badfoot are two of the biggest shills on this site. There are probably other mongers in that thread that NEVER have negative reports whose reports should not be believed as well.

I'd much rather trust reviews by a monger that has visited 5+ AMPs and given an equal amount of positive and negative reports.

Also goser.

[H Mobius]

She instantly picks up on said monger's unspoken negative judgement of her, and as a result she isn't as pleasant, friendly or entertaining with that guy as she'd been with Red. So, ironically, the other monger's unsatisfying experience was probably brought on by his own judgements and demeanor; stuff he himself walked into the room with.

Agree with you; I'm a big believer in that. Red is quite the gentleman, and THAT is always noteworthy to a woman.

"90 percent of whatcha sayin', ain't comin' outta ya mouth". ~ Hitch

[ClintonPortis]

I tend to listen to the senior members with hundreds of post. Why? Because a lot of the MPs have people writing reviews for their girls and that's a fact. Some are obvious but others are subtle so you have to read between the lines. But. When a senior members like these guys post a review I take it pretty much as a review I can count on. Happy new year guys and happy mongering to all of us in 2017.

I think everyone overrates senior status. There's a crapload of senior mongers on the Happiness thread that are absolute SHILLS for Happiness. Nutmaker and Mondo Badfoot are two of the biggest shills on this site. There are probably other mongers in that thread that NEVER have negative reports whose reports should not be believed as well.

I'd much rather trust reviews by a monger that has visited 5+ AMPs and given an equal amount of positive and negative reports.

[Cosmic Kid]

You're right. It is just so important that the reader knows that I am not expressing the opinion of another monger.

My post was a compliment to you. You write fantastic reviews. Perhaps I should have stated that IN MY OPINION Red does the best reviews. In my direct experience, however, some of your reviews are better than the girls themselves. I am not alone in my opinion.

FWIW, here's my speculation on Redneck's reviews. My impression is Red tends to value attitude and service over looks. Plus he has a more relaxed appreciation than a lotta mongers do about what constitutes attractiveness in a woman. The provider enters the room and pretty quickly intuits where Red is coming from and his general open and positive attitude towards her. As a result she feels instantly accepted by Red and that's why he will often post a glowing review of a good time he had with a provider. Meanwhile, some other monger will go to the same woman but upon laying eyes on her for the first time decide, due to his own narrow concept of what a hot woman is supposed to look like, that he doesn't find this provider particularly attractive. Well, guess what: She instantly picks up on said monger's unspoken negative judgement of her, and as a result she isn't as pleasant, friendly or entertaining with that guy as she'd been with Red. So, ironically, the other monger's unsatisfying experience was probably brought on by his own judgements and demeanor; stuff he himself walked into the room with.

[UlanFan]

Perhaps three key words should be added to that last sentence: "The only problem is that in my opinion some times the reviews are better than the girl".

Without those three words or some similar qualifier, the sentence seems to imply that one or more of the sentence writer's own superior qualities (such as intellect, perceptiveness, honesty, etc.) makes the writer a superior judge of providers than the other guy.

Of course, like movie reviews and book reviews, provider reviews are highly subjective. Intelligent, experienced and truthful mongers can easily have significantly different perspectives on a provider.

I take all reviews with a grain of salt and as Red stated it's all IMO and YMMV. I've read about guaranteed BBBJ but I went to the girl and got CBJ. I read HE only no FS and was offer FS from the girl. I heard about girls shorting on time but I was not shorted, also, I've read that a girl never rushes and have been booted to the shower with 15 minutes left.

Every experience is unique. I think the reports just serve to inform us about a mongers own personal experience they are not a guarantee that any of us will receive the same level of service or lack of, if that is the case.

Catch a girl on a good day and you'll have the time of your life, catch her on a bad day and you'll be disappointed.

[Goser]

Perhaps three key words should be added to that last sentence: "The only problem is that in my opinion some times the reviews are better than the girl".

Without those three words or some similar qualifier, the sentence seems to imply that one or more of the sentence writer's own superior qualities (such as intellect, perceptiveness, honesty, etc.) makes the writer a superior judge of providers than the other guy.

Of course, like movie reviews and book reviews, provider reviews are highly subjective. Intelligent, experienced and truthful mongers can easily have significantly different perspectives on a provider.

You're right. It is just so important that the reader knows that I am not expressing the opinion of another monger.

My post was a compliment to you. You write fantastic reviews. Perhaps I should have stated that IN MY OPINION Red does the best reviews. In my direct experience, however, some of your reviews are better than the girls themselves. I am not alone in my opinion.

[BotoMoco]

Perhaps three key words should be added to that last sentence: "The only problem is that in my opinion some times the reviews are better than the girl".

Without those three words or some similar qualifier, the sentence seems to imply that one or more of the sentence writer's own superior qualities (such as intellect, perceptiveness, honesty, etc.) makes the writer a superior judge of providers than the other guy.

Of course, like movie reviews and book reviews, provider reviews are highly subjective. Intelligent, experienced and truthful mongers can easily have significantly different perspectives on a provider.

I tend to listen to the senior members with hundreds of post. Why? Because a lot of the MPs have people writing reviews for their girls and that's a fact. Some are obvious but others are subtle so you have to read between the lines. But. When a senior members like these guys post a review I take it pretty much as a review I can count on. Happy new year guys and happy mongering to all of us in 2017.

[Happy Seeker 8]

RE: Kid farien post on BP review forum. "Weird experience with Hapa and Joon".

You state (out of the blue) Joon says "go f** that ho' Hapa then" in your text convo with her, and then say you don't know why- must be because they chat?

Come on now! Whether they chat, know, see, hate or like each other, this will not be said "out of the blue". I for one would say, you probably made some kind of "comparison pitch" to Joon to make her say something like this. Like, Hapa does BB-why don't you or Hapa does "this" why don't you etc. If all of us who know these 2 ask them about this it might be interpreted wrong and turn them 2 into enemies.

[Redneck 1]

I agree. Red does the best reviews. The only problem is that some times the reviews are better than the girl.

Perhaps three key words should be added to that last sentence: "The only problem is that in my opinion some times the reviews are better than the girl".

Without those three words or some similar qualifier, the sentence seems to imply that one or more of the sentence writer's own superior qualities (such as intellect, perceptiveness, honesty, etc.) makes the writer a superior judge of providers than the other guy.

Of course, like movie reviews and book reviews, provider reviews are highly subjective. Intelligent, experienced and truthful mongers can easily have significantly different perspectives on a provider.

[Shipshape]

"You need to show that you are interested her. Then you need to show that you are worth cultivating as a customer (good job, listens when she speaks, dressed in business attire). You will have to spend money, but if you go later at night when she is feeling happy, you could save a couple Benjamins. In my opinion, you'd be better off at an AMP unless you hope to become her special customer.

Really comes down to several variables. If she finds you interesting, if she thinks you will be a loyal customer, if she is feeling aroused. I suggest having a plan of attack and be prepared to adjust to game time situations. You could score a TD on your first possession. Good luck. ".

I read this in the Korean Bar Reports. Not ragging on the poster specifically, but, it seems to me that this is what is problematical these days at the KBs. KBs are not your normal dating hookup spots I would think. In yesteryear you walk in, choose who you want and then see how far you can push the "service". And that my friends was for a $5 drinkee which elevated to $10 drinkees circa 1982 ish. Now-a-days the guys come in hoping that some KBG will approach them and if they past the test, hoping that they can hold their hand, and if they past the test, hoping that she'll take an interest in him, after he has dropped a few hundred. Spoiled, spoiled, spoiled, that is what has happened in KBs. The 1st guy to agree to pay $20 for a drinkee started a downward trend in the business. It was supposed to be a "Service" industry. The service was provided by the KBG not the other way around. The above post is just an example of how far we've changed and pretty much sums up the current climate of KBs and KBGs. Again, not ragging on the poster as he is pretty much accurately describing what that climate is like today. Too bad.

SS.

[Lonely Smiles]

Hey Mondo Badfoot! Look some other guy who reviews Happiness a lot stole your nickname for his cock! See below. What a coincidence?

lol Ahem. Little Mondo™.

[Blake123]

Hey Mondo Badfoot! Look some other guy who reviews Happiness a lot stole your nickname for his cock! See below. What a coincidence?

I noticed that too. Would that be copyright infringement?

[SureYourRight]

Hey Mondo Badfoot! Look some other guy who reviews Happiness a lot stole your nickname for his cock! See below. What a coincidence?

Doppelganger?

[Viet Whisperer]

Hey Mondo Badfoot! Look some other guy who reviews Happiness a lot stole your nickname for his cock! See below. What a coincidence?

Dropped by Happiness the other day to see if anyone wasn't busy. I know, I know, if I had half a brain I would have called ahead and made an appointment, but as my old Grampa used to say, "When the cock gets hard the brain gets soft!" Anyway, I kinda had ShaSha in mind because it's been so long since I spent time with her and she's been looking so very fine lately. But it was not to be. She was just getting dressed to leave- I went through a period of deep depression for about 2 1/2 minutes, then asked mama who else was available. She said, "Let's see, Naomi. ". "OK", I said, "I'm ready!" I forked over my money as she led me to the room. I got undressed, put on the towel and sat on the bed. Two minutes later someone knocked on the door and in rolled Naomi, laughing all the way. She seemed to be very happy to see me, put her arms around me and gave me a huge kiss. She was wearing this skin-tight little lace thing that showed everything she's got to offer. We started to laugh about what good advertising it was for her. Then she demonstrated how guy's eyes moved as they scanned her body when they first meet her. Then I demonstrated how this guys hands moved when they scanned her body! I love how responsive she is, how she really enjoys herself when we play and her great sense of humor! I haven't had so much fun since the pigs ate my sister! The table shower was such a turn on. When she puts on that nuru gel and starts to slide her voluptuous little body all over me, my dick gets so hard that it jumps every time my heart beats. Baby noticed that and slid little Mondo between her titties, then she was sitting up and sliding her little nani back and forth as a smile spread accross her lips, and then, OMG! Junior was sliping into paradise. What could I do? That's right, so I did it- just a few times. With that nuru gel it felt sooo good! She gasped with every thrust, then she jumped off and proceeded to slurp on little Mondo like it was the thing to do. She never broke eye contact which turned me on even more. She kept sucking, long and slow and deep like she wasn't going to stop til I came, but I had other ideas. I slid off the table and sat her down on the edge of the table, lifted her legs over my arms and aimed the sprayer so there was a light stream of water running down her body and over her crotch. I knelt down and very, very softly ran my tongue the length of her pussy. Her eyes got so big- I decided to do it some more! She was so juicy by then, that I was forced to stand up and slide inside. Her eyes really opened wider and she gasped and shook a little as I eased out and back in a few times. She put her arms around my neck and pulled me down for a serious kiss. That did it- we rinsed off and headed back to the room. Once we got there, it all morphed into a sexual blur. We did several positions with lots of DATY, DATO, DT, BBBJ mixed in. This voluptuous little girl is an orgasm machine. She kept repeating "Yes, yes", and, "Oh yes", as we fucked and sucked for nearly an hour. We had so many laughs and so much intense pleasure that I can't exaggerate how exceptional Naomi's service and attitude are. Plus- she is super cute with a killer curvy body!

[Member #5810]

Oh, I feel like Nurse Nancy.


Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse.
Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does.
Everything absolutely backwards.
Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine.
Every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near.
Died on us!
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her.
To give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24.
Enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!
Suddenly, they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. "Oh.
My God! Said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to.
Prick Mr. Smith's boil!

Haha hahahahaha. That's a good one! ! Love it!