Massage Parlor Reports

[Into N Out]

I don't know about you guys, but this twenty-dollar-to-touch bullshit is pretty lame. I miss the good ol' days when girls like Lucy really knew how to leave you satisfied without breaking the bank. I recently went to 999 after reading so many of Maxen's stories, and I guess he just has good luck, as my experiences there have been nearly as rewarding. Also checked out the spot on Lower A. Behind the Kbbq place with the same tired upcharge. I need a new reliable spot. For me, the pho spot in Rosemead still reins dependable with Lisa, even though she's like twice my age and I'm not really that attracted to her. Linda over there is a gem (in my eyes), but much more money hungry. I need to find a Lucy replacement.

[Pcpc1688]

Been hitting a few places on valley. Also tried a few on san gabrial blvd. All about the same with hit or miss on HJ But none of them do a good ass rub and super tease. They all do just reg massage and either the HJ or not.

I PMed you with a few suggestions and you never replied. I also asked for some more OC tips.

Pc out.

[Wally Wally]

Been hitting a few places on valley. Also tried a few on san gabrial blvd. All about the same with hit or miss on HJ But none of them do a good ass rub and super tease. They all do just reg massage and either the HJ or not.

[Maxen]

Dude, have you checked your nose?

Haha! Yes and my uppers lips too!

[Courious G]

Dude, have you checked your nose?

Fell / Topelled backwards off the chair. You are a riot!! Still laughing with tears!!

[AhardLanding]

Ok, all good now, visited ex wife and got a BBBJ, zero complaints!

I guess her ass is like a skunk, the smell just lingers but evetualy goes away.

Dude, have you checked your nose?

[SaltyDog]

Met a cave at sunshine.

Linda or lisa can't remember name started with "L".

I actually picked her based on appearance hot great body dressed sexy, well put together.

Anyway standard donation, was in mish and was struggling cause she was so loose and wet, kept getting quifing sounds, very sloppy so I was loosing it and started giggiling, then totally lost it after one push and a loud fart noise shouted out of her 'man cave'.

So she grabs jr. Works it a bit and sticks semi limp jr into her ass, was tighter and I got a rhythm going, so I started trying to get in deeper and I can feel blockage, maybe there was a round in the chamber. Kept at it and it started feeling real good, she must of noticed too, since she had me stop and pull out, sure enough cover broke so she finishes me manually, cleans me up and notice how "dirty" the towel was after the wipe down, grossed me out I could smell the shit on my dick! Went to bath room and washed off my friend in the sink, sure enough, there was a round at and the chamber! Gross!! Some turd bits under the head! Gross!! Any way taking a shit as I write his review and I can still smell her coming off my dick, my fresh dump smells better! LOL!

Be careful out there.

Maxen.

P.S.

Am I fucked up? I would repeat! LOL!

A round in the chamber?! That's funny.

[Maxen]

Try toothpaste. It seems to cure all or at least the young Pinays in Makati like it LOL.

Should have washed off by now. I did get that once or twice with a gal and it never lasted this long Max haha. Keep doing the toothpaste 3-4 x a day.

PC out.

Thank you PC, ill try that too next time!

[Pcpc1688]

Was supposed to be a PSA.

Alcohol wash, anti bacterial soap, baking soda with and without vinegar, can still smell her on my friend.

If its still lingering, I'm going to scrub it down with steel wool. I'm embarrassee to go seek medical advice on how to grt rid of a the odor. I even searched the gay forums for advice. Cause I'm pretty sure a guys ass HAS TO BE stinker then a girls. At least I hope so! LOL!

Try toothpaste. It seems to cure all or at least the young Pinays in Makati like it LOL.

Should have washed off by now. I did get that once or twice with a gal and it never lasted this long Max haha. Keep doing the toothpaste 3-4 x a day.

PC out.

[Maxen]

Was supposed to be a PSA.

Alcohol wash, anti bacterial soap, baking soda with and without vinegar, can still smell her on my friend.

If its still lingering, I'm going to scrub it down with steel wool. I'm embarrassee to go seek medical advice on how to grt rid of a the odor. I even searched the gay forums for advice. Cause I'm pretty sure a guys ass HAS TO BE stinker then a girls. At least I hope so! LOL!

Ok, all good now, visited ex wife and got a BBBJ, zero complaints!

I guess her ass is like a skunk, the smell just lingers but evetualy goes away.

[Maxen]

Damn!! That's a funny one!!

Was supposed to be a PSA.

Alcohol wash, anti bacterial soap, baking soda with and without vinegar, can still smell her on my friend.

If its still lingering, I'm going to scrub it down with steel wool. I'm embarrassee to go seek medical advice on how to grt rid of a the odor. I even searched the gay forums for advice. Cause I'm pretty sure a guys ass HAS TO BE stinker then a girls. At least I hope so! LOL!

[RyuSuzuki]

Met a cave at sunshine.

Linda or lisa can't remember name started with "L".

I actually picked her based on appearance hot great body dressed sexy, well put together.

Anyway standard donation, was in mish and was struggling cause she was so loose and wet, kept getting quifing sounds, very sloppy so I was loosing it and started giggiling, then totally lost it after one push and a loud fart noise shouted out of her 'man cave'.

So she grabs jr. Works it a bit and sticks semi limp jr into her ass, was tighter and I got a rhythm going, so I started trying to get in deeper and I can feel blockage, maybe there was a round in the chamber. Kept at it and it started feeling real good, she must of noticed too, since she had me stop and pull out, sure enough cover broke so she finishes me manually, cleans me up and notice how "dirty" the towel was after the wipe down, grossed me out I could smell the shit on my dick! Went to bath room and washed off my friend in the sink, sure enough, there was a round at and the chamber! Gross!! Some turd bits under the head! Gross!! Any way taking a shit as I write his review and I can still smell her coming off my dick, my fresh dump smells better! LOL!

Be careful out there.

Maxen.

P.S.

Am I fucked up? I would repeat! LOL!

Damn!! That's a funny one!!

[Pcpc1688]

Max, your the man LOL.

Dam I thought I spent a lot on this hobby but you make me look poor haha.

So 100 to lick that ass and taco huh? Not bad I would have wanted to nail her too for 120 LOL.

Is the Lower Azusa one down from Sams Club on left?

Pc out.

I tried one last week at one, maybe BBQ place. Got Amy, younger, nice time. 120 all in.

PC out.

[Maxen]

Max, your the man LOL.

Dam I thought I spent a lot on this hobby but you make me look poor haha.

So 100 to lick that ass and taco huh? Not bad I would have wanted to nail her too for 120 LOL.

Is the Lower Azusa one down from Sams Club on left?

Pc out.

2 on lower A, behind kbbq and around mom & pop 99 ¢ store.

[Pcpc1688]

Went up, cutie on reception duty, I asked for her since she was pretty in her skirt and sweater. Into massage I asked her to show me her ass, ok with additional funds $20, I'm on my belly and she bends over and lifts skirt, I pulled down her panties and pull her towards me and I put my tongue up into her ass, at first she's a little shy and pulls away, but within a few licks, she's pulling her cheeks apart and is angeling herself into daty which I happily comply. She's bent over and pushing / bracing herself against the wall, since she's now pushing / grinding her muff on my tongue face. At first I thought this was going to be a bad choice, just in case hygene would of been an issue, lucky for me I dodged a bullet and she was nice and fresh with a gorgeous V! Just pink and pretty! Tried to get her to 69 with me but no go not even for additional 50.

But she gave me a good handy while she rode my face, she was a little stubbly down there and it showed on my face. I was a little scratched up, but it was worth it! 2 syllable name xiuxiu or shasha.

Sometimea taking a chance pays off!!

Maxen.

My new rotation With 3-4 day break in between is now 999, lavender, sunshine, kingdom or perfect, (last 2 alternates) and occasionally greene or violet in pasadena, or temple city-lower azusa spots.

Max, your the man LOL.

Dam I thought I spent a lot on this hobby but you make me look poor haha.

So 100 to lick that ass and taco huh? Not bad I would have wanted to nail her too for 120 LOL.

Is the Lower Azusa one down from Sams Club on left?

Pc out.