Massage Parlor Reports

[Stroker417]

What happened to Lexi and Amber? I haven't seen them post in awhile.

[Benz1]

I read many reviews on here sometimes and many have bad experiences or good experiences that'll burn a hole in the pocket. Seems like all of the good MPs, the ladies are getting burned out doing half-good jobs and many are upselling. I haven't found one MP that gives a solid body rub with a HE experience. Crazily, the only place I end up going is to the Blessings chain. So far the one on Plainfield is where I go. They have the 4-hand special and them damn ladies know what they are doing. They'll tease a little bit, but nothing else at all. But you'll walk out of there feeling great. If I want to get a rock off, I might just stick to escorts. And if a girl is really good at a massage I'll see her. Other than that I am leaving the others alone. Idk what it is. GPS or whatever. But I'd rather have a good body rub than a weak HJ / BJ any day.

I feel your pain, I have quit going to the MP's too and seeing escorts for massage and extras. Bring your own oil and they do as good of a job as most MP's. Kandi brings her massage table to GR sometimes and gives a great massage. The experience is awesome on the table or bed (sometimes both), she's a member of this forum too (Kandiland1). You can message her here or text her phone, she doesn't answer calls. I do repeat often.

There is one hold out that's still doing a good job at Royal, Amber cares about giving a good (CMT quality) massage, and the HE is good but no BJ. She gets very comfortable and allows Full roaming, matching door fee makes her happy. I will repeat.

She is average looking and mature, thin but not a spinner. The only con for me was the view through the head rest, Saggy knees, on the Flip I was very pleased with a nice set of B's.

Amber does not work weekends, Kandiland1 is in GR often but not always. Both usually require advanced planning.

[Jayce Dragon]

I read many reviews on here sometimes and many have bad experiences or good experiences that'll burn a hole in the pocket. Seems like all of the good MPs, the ladies are getting burned out doing half-good jobs and many are upselling. I haven't found one MP that gives a solid body rub with a HE experience. Crazily, the only place I end up going is to the Blessings chain. So far the one on Plainfield is where I go. They have the 4-hand special and them damn ladies know what they are doing. They'll tease a little bit, but nothing else at all. But you'll walk out of there feeling great. If I want to get a rock off, I might just stick to escorts. And if a girl is really good at a massage I'll see her. Other than that I am leaving the others alone. Idk what it is. GPS or whatever. But I'd rather have a good body rub than a weak HJ / BJ any day.

[Jayce Dragon]

I was intrigued by her pics so I decided to give Emily a try. She is an attractive gal who is pleasant company. The massage (topless) was decent but nothing to get too excited about. Nice body but with a small mommy belly. The downside was the extreme jackhammer finish. It was bad, borderline painful. Would not repeat.

Happy Mongering,

Treyy.

Yeah man you're right about the jackhammer HJ. I made a review about her long ago in the summer. She's nice but that HJ is not where it's at. I had to manually make her play with the balls just to get off. She will do things away from the office too. Had her visit me once. I agree with the 'All Business' approach. Will never be the one to provide GFE.

[Spongebob357]

Ok let me start by saying I have been lurking on this site for a year now and didn't want my first post to be like this. Thank you all for all the great information. I have seen, at this point, 9 different ladies at 3 different MP's.

Relaxation station: Alisa, Sarah, Joy, Sasha over all I was very happy going here. I stopped due to the tip on the flip and up sell, up sell, up sell. 60/60 or 60/80 topless, roming, HE, forgive I was a newbie.

Healthy Habbits: Stephane, Lucy, Becca: I wanted simple quick and no fuse over tip, just what I got. 40/40 or 60/40 OTC roming, HE.

Healing Hands: Ty, and I don't know her name, oriental woman late 40's 50's-ish skinny not attractive face. Had a hr with Ty on the November special 50/ HR. Well enough massage flip was incomplete, due to that not so fresh smell. Now for the real reason of this post. I went tonight and waited in the lobby for ten minutes, nobody came out, I left. I then called 30 min later to set appt, no answer. Ok last try I walked back in 50 minutes after walking out. Out walks said oriental woman, I ask if she had time for 30 min, I was told yes and lead to a room. What seemed like extra disrobe time and she walks in. Message very poor very dry hands no oils of any type, short back rub and asked to flip. Was asked what I had last time / what I wanted. Stated HE and she motioned for tip, so say 40, no no no 60. My fault I didn't walk right then! She got 50. All said and done dressed and walking out I look at my phone, do the math it's been 13 minutes from when I walked in, WTF.

That was the first and last time I will be shorted!! I go to relax and I am more pissed than ever!

I will not go back there again, I am not going for strike three!

Thanks for the review, you have saved me the drive time and money. To bad they are following the same bad business practices as many of the other parlors in GR.

[Weezer85]

Ok let me start by saying I have been lurking on this site for a year now and didn't want my first post to be like this. Thank you all for all the great information. I have seen, at this point, 9 different ladies at 3 different MP's.

Relaxation station: Alisa, Sarah, Joy, Sasha over all I was very happy going here. I stopped due to the tip on the flip and up sell, up sell, up sell. 60/60 or 60/80 topless, roming, HE, forgive I was a newbie.

Healthy Habbits: Stephane, Lucy, Becca: I wanted simple quick and no fuse over tip, just what I got. 40/40 or 60/40 OTC roming, HE.

Healing Hands: Ty, and I don't know her name, oriental woman late 40's 50's-ish skinny not attractive face. Had a hr with Ty on the November special 50/ HR. Well enough massage flip was incomplete, due to that not so fresh smell. Now for the real reason of this post. I went tonight and waited in the lobby for ten minutes, nobody came out, I left. I then called 30 min later to set appt, no answer. Ok last try I walked back in 50 minutes after walking out. Out walks said oriental woman, I ask if she had time for 30 min, I was told yes and lead to a room. What seemed like extra disrobe time and she walks in. Message very poor very dry hands no oils of any type, short back rub and asked to flip. Was asked what I had last time / what I wanted. Stated HE and she motioned for tip, so say 40, no no no 60. My fault I didn't walk right then! She got 50. All said and done dressed and walking out I look at my phone, do the math it's been 13 minutes from when I walked in, WTF.

That was the first and last time I will be shorted!! I go to relax and I am more pissed than ever!

I will not go back there again, I am not going for strike three!

[GrMojo]

I am from out of state but visit GR regularly. I am a new poster but have a long history on another national board. Long story short I have read about the recent change at Healing Hands so I thought I would toftt. Visited tonight. Older masseuse named Cissy. I guess in her 50's. Not a giant deal for me as I am late 60's. She is average looking, large breasts, belly roll and flat butt. But like most older Korean women in the business she is very effective. Full menu, tried to get me to spring 140 for FS. I did agree to 100 for a naked BBBJ. Very energetic. This gal is probably not many guys ideal, but the service was great!

I wonder if younger, attractive ladies are available. If so, I'd give them a try.

[WhiteHairedGuy]

I am from out of state but visit GR regularly. I am a new poster but have a long history on another national board. Long story short I have read about the recent change at Healing Hands so I thought I would toftt. Visited tonight. Older masseuse named Cissy. I guess in her 50's. Not a giant deal for me as I am late 60's. She is average looking, large breasts, belly roll and flat butt. But like most older Korean women in the business she is very effective. Full menu, tried to get me to spring 140 for FS. I did agree to 100 for a naked BBBJ. Very energetic. This gal is probably not many guys ideal, but the service was great!

[JimSter25]

Newish to the area from Chicago where visited AMP.

Looking for recommendations on a good parlor that may offer FS.

[MichiganMale75]

If you are going to tip 100 on top of the door fee for a body slide, it should for sure include fiv, daty and hopefully maybe a BJ!!

I don't disagree, but I've been lazy lately.

[Love The Lips]

I've seen her twice recently. Cute face and nice body. Tipped $ for enjoyable body slides. Unsure if more is available; honestly didn't try or ask. I'll likely be back.

If you are going to tip 100 on top of the door fee for a body slide, it should for sure include fiv, daty and hopefully maybe a BJ!!

[Love Massage]

I've seen her twice recently. Cute face and nice body. Tipped $ for enjoyable body slides. Unsure if more is available; honestly didn't try or ask. I'll likely be back.

Why are you spending $100 for nude body slides plus $60 entry for hour which is never an hour. Escorts for 1/2 amount and 30 minutes do it much cheaper.

I've been to so many mp's and AMP's and laugh so hard when they upcharge. Kills me. Panceria is the biggest joke of all.

[Treyy]

Fairly recently Annie has been at Lee's in Muskegon. Generally fits the description of your Angelal / Anna. Gives an excellent rub, never shorts you on time, and a decent finish. She really tries to make your experience a good one.

I finally had a chance to see Annie in Muskegon, definitely not the same girl Angela that I was looking for. She's got a good 20 years on Angela I'd guess. I had a decent massage and left happy though.

Treyy.

[MichiganMale75]

Was hoping one of you gents could help me out with some information. I haven't had any luck finding a review matching the girl below.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...til-8/26296859

I've seen her twice recently. Cute face and nice body. Tipped $ for enjoyable body slides. Unsure if more is available; honestly didn't try or ask. I'll likely be back.

[Mr Cruzer]

I saw her once a while bacK. She is cute. Looks better in her pics but still cute. She was friendly and engaged in conversation. The massage was average. Good happy ending. I think it was 60 for the hour. I don't remember what the tip was. I think it was 80 for full nude but I don't remember for sure. I left happy but wasn't blown away. I think we went the full hour. I haven't been back to see her again. There were no negatives but just an average experience.

Had similar experience, agree with all Mike Yep said. Good massage, good conversation, cute, good figure. More was offered, and I suspect much more very well could be on the menu. Have not been back either; just havn't had the time, but do plan on returning. 60/40.