Massage Parlor Reports

[Rub101]

http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/n...l-8am/15760524

This one is the worst. May be the worst case of false advertising ever. 1. She's not 25. Maybe she was 25 fifteen years ago but not now. 2. She says she is GF and fet friendly. The GF must stand for Go Fuck yourself and the fetish must be humping an inanimate object. 3. The no upsell is also b. S. As the ad that night stated $. 6 and she tried to get $$ and we finally settled on $. 8. There was no BJ, not even covered. Her technique on top sucks and when you get on her she is bitchy.

For taking one for the team.

[LikeAll]

Visited Granny's ***** House as I had heard she is the most experienced provider in Florida.

(Something about a BBBJ when she takes her teeth out). She has been at this for a while. Rumor that she uses polygrip rather than KY.

Anyway, I show up at this little hole in the wall and a good looking babe opens a small glass window and says Three bills. I said, that seems rather steep. She says, "Well if you really want to get fucked by granny, it's 5 with no time limit. " I figure what the hell and give her 5. She said, "Last door on the end" and buzzes me in. The hallway is rather dark but I find the door at the end of the hall and go in. The door closes behind me with a slam. I look around and discover I am standing outside in the parking lot. I turn around and the door is locked. On the door is a sign that says, "You've just been fucked by granny".

Monger on!

[Elusivepirate]

http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/n...l-8am/15760524

This one is the worst. May be the worst case of false advertising ever. 1. She's not 25. Maybe she was 25 fifteen years ago but not now. 2. She says she is GF and fet friendly. The GF must stand for Go Fuck yourself and the fetish must be humping an inanimate object. 3. The no upsell is also b. S. As the ad that night stated $. 6 and she tried to get $$ and we finally settled on $. 8. There was no BJ, not even covered. Her technique on top sucks and when you get on her she is bitchy.

Were you able to read the disclaimer tattooed on her stomach? Maybe it says CAUTION: You are about to get f#$ked!!

[Mahg Siva]

Haven't posted in a loooong time, but welcome back Georgia to the 5 shops (incidentally, I'm the one who coined the term "5 shops", but that's another story for another day). You're the best!

[MeetTheDom]

http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/n...l-8am/15760524

This one is the worst. May be the worst case of false advertising ever. 1. She's not 25. Maybe she was 25 fifteen years ago but not now. 2. She says she is GF and fet friendly. The GF must stand for Go Fuck yourself and the fetish must be humping an inanimate object. 3. The no upsell is also b. S. As the ad that night stated $. 6 and she tried to get $$ and we finally settled on $. 8. There was no BJ, not even covered. Her technique on top sucks and when you get on her she is bitchy.

[Elusivepirate]

I usually don't go to AMP's but there was nothing on Haines, 19 or 4th.

At about 3:00 PM today I dosed off and dreamed I was at BT. Paid the. 6 hh door fee and was escorted to the room. I dropped 2 Jackson's on the table as all I needed was a little hand release. Minutes later Soni came in, a tall Asian with no English speaking skills, including missing teeth, led me to the TS. Everything was so mechanical. She paid a lot of attention to the ass &ole which started to get irritated by the sand paper she was using.

Back in the room, she kept putting her fist near her mouth as if to say, "want BBBJ"? I kept saying "yes" but she did not understand. At that point, I was going to call it a loss and she gave the worse massage and HE I have ever had.

Sorry guys, buyer beware. I will not repeat. Damage 1. 0.

[BIGDADDYTB]

Called today, was told Christine & Tiffany.

Goldstein57.

Thanks Goldstein,

Tiffany is well worth a visit. I will definitely stop by. Please report back when Coco shows a gain.

[IluvDaty2011]

Anyone know where Maura went off to?

Not sure where she went. Last I saw her, she was at 5 shops. But, not on their list lately.

[Goldstien57]

Called today, was told Christine & Tiffany.

Goldstein57.

[HawaiianD]

Anyone know where Maura went off to?

[MoveAndShake]

This place is new as she said she just opened it a couple days ago. The name is Green Massage. It's kinda hard to find but worth it.

Stopped in and met a fairly attractive 30 ish asian. Really cute girl. Paid $60.00 for the hour but there is no table shower. Has a really nice stand up shower though. After I took a shower She showed me to the room and gave me one of the best massages I've had in a while. I was a bit worried this was all I would receive as this level of massage doesn't usually have anything else to offer. On the flip I decided to see how far she would go. She seemed really a bit shy but she warmed up to some light touching on my part and some sensual touching from her. She knows where to touch and made sure I was enjoying every stroke. I wanted to see if more was available but couldn't get past a HJ. I asked if more was available and she just gave me a sweet smile that left me confused. I'm sure to stop back and see what else is available unless someone knows and can pass on the info.

If nothing else is available it is still a great convenient place for me with an excellent massage and superb HE. Left her $50 since the massage was so good. She was happy with that.

As far as the location, it's tricky to find. It's on Roosevelt, exit US 19 towards the airport, about 3 miles on the right hand side just as you start the big curve. Has some Christmas lights hanging in the window. I'm not sure if it's Largo or Clearwater right there.

[RRG5791]

Any current info. Here? Heard some new providers? Going there soon.

[DeuceBigalow]

I can't find her ads anymore, can someone help? PM is fine if preferred.

Been seeing her at Leather&Lace.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...tcall/21123242

[HarryPoter]

I had a dream that I went to Dunedin and on main st. Visited a new spa http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/thp/5885750825.html this is the same AMP that moved from safety harbour called TRADITIONAL Chinese THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE I did not knew it but the mamasan reconised me, the place was very clean two atendants very nice and you do get a HJ if you show them what are you looking for regardless of towel draping you will walk out with a smile. I will recommend this place. Damage. 6.

I also visited a poolside massage on dunedin, awesome massage with happy ending and limited ass grabbing. This is all I could get if you get more please let me know on PM. Damage. 6 contact Michell 35xxxxxx99 she does advertise on CL but takes her ad down I guess she tries to stay under radar.

STAY SAFE.

[RShackFL]

Have seen Katia many times and is definitely female. Agreed, definitely mistaken!

I can't find her ads anymore, can someone help? PM is fine if preferred.