Massage Parlor Reports

[LayLow01]

Any info will be appreciated this one caught my eye and was wondering if she worth a visit if she offer more than a rub. Thanks in advance.

http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/p...rushed/7455370

[Sunshine55]

How are talents and line-up at Carnation AMP on Park?

I miss Annie. She was my ATF. Young, tight body and teasing foreplay. I think I gave her too much tip one time but next time she got all nude and gave me the best session. Hope she comes back from NY.

[Rub101]

Visited Granny's ***** House as I had heard she is the most experienced provider in Florida.

(Something about a BBBJ when she takes her teeth out). She has been at this for a while. Rumor that she uses polygrip rather than KY.

Anyway, I show up at this little hole in the wall and a good looking babe opens a small glass window and says Three bills. I said, that seems rather steep. She says, "Well if you really want to get fucked by granny, it's 5 with no time limit. " I figure what the hell and give her 5. She said, "Last door on the end" and buzzes me in. The hallway is rather dark but I find the door at the end of the hall and go in. The door closes behind me with a slam. I look around and discover I am standing outside in the parking lot. I turn around and the door is locked. On the door is a sign that says, "You've just been fucked by granny".

Monger on!

Is this a joke?

[Call234]

Called today, was told Christine & Tiffany.

Goldstein57.

That is correct. I visited PT and had a table shower by Tiffany, and a massage by Christine. Both were very good as is standard at PT. They mentioned a new lady will be there soon.

[BigD2013]

You got me. At first I was like WTF is this dude being serious about doing a gummy granny? I did LOL about it though.

Visited Granny's ***** House as I had heard she is the most experienced provider in Florida.

(Something about a BBBJ when she takes her teeth out). She has been at this for a while. Rumor that she uses polygrip rather than KY.

Anyway, I show up at this little hole in the wall and a good looking babe opens a small glass window and says Three bills. I said, that seems rather steep. She says, "Well if you really want to get fucked by granny, it's 5 with no time limit. " I figure what the hell and give her 5. She said, "Last door on the end" and buzzes me in. The hallway is rather dark but I find the door at the end of the hall and go in. The door closes behind me with a slam. I look around and discover I am standing outside in the parking lot. I turn around and the door is locked. On the door is a sign that says, "You've just been fucked by granny".

Monger on!

[Meridian99]

I have been going to Star E and gi li for the last 8 visits. Been thinking about PT but I can never find that place. Google maps tells me an address but never seem to find it.

Yeah, it can be little tricky. Their sign is sort of blocked by a tree. If you are going 66th northbound, it's the building before RVs-are-US as soon as you pass Bryant Dairy road.

[Dave Pizman]

Not sure where she went. Last I saw her, she was at 5 shops. But, not on their list lately.

I've tried contacting her several times over the past month or so, but haven't gotten a hold of her. She has pretty much fallen off the face of the earth! I hope she chose to retire instead of being forced to. She was always super cool and we we would talk or text each other w / o any appointments. I just hope she's happy and safe!

[Wanderer01]

Called today, was told Christine & Tiffany.

Goldstein57.

I have been going to Star E and gi li for the last 8 visits. Been thinking about PT but I can never find that place. Google maps tells me an address but never seem to find it.

[Rub101]

http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/n...l-8am/15760524

This one is the worst. May be the worst case of false advertising ever. 1. She's not 25. Maybe she was 25 fifteen years ago but not now. 2. She says she is GF and fet friendly. The GF must stand for Go Fuck yourself and the fetish must be humping an inanimate object. 3. The no upsell is also b. S. As the ad that night stated $. 6 and she tried to get $$ and we finally settled on $. 8. There was no BJ, not even covered. Her technique on top sucks and when you get on her she is bitchy.

For taking one for the team.

[LikeAll]

Visited Granny's ***** House as I had heard she is the most experienced provider in Florida.

(Something about a BBBJ when she takes her teeth out). She has been at this for a while. Rumor that she uses polygrip rather than KY.

Anyway, I show up at this little hole in the wall and a good looking babe opens a small glass window and says Three bills. I said, that seems rather steep. She says, "Well if you really want to get fucked by granny, it's 5 with no time limit. " I figure what the hell and give her 5. She said, "Last door on the end" and buzzes me in. The hallway is rather dark but I find the door at the end of the hall and go in. The door closes behind me with a slam. I look around and discover I am standing outside in the parking lot. I turn around and the door is locked. On the door is a sign that says, "You've just been fucked by granny".

Monger on!

[Elusivepirate]

http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/n...l-8am/15760524

This one is the worst. May be the worst case of false advertising ever. 1. She's not 25. Maybe she was 25 fifteen years ago but not now. 2. She says she is GF and fet friendly. The GF must stand for Go Fuck yourself and the fetish must be humping an inanimate object. 3. The no upsell is also b. S. As the ad that night stated $. 6 and she tried to get $$ and we finally settled on $. 8. There was no BJ, not even covered. Her technique on top sucks and when you get on her she is bitchy.

Were you able to read the disclaimer tattooed on her stomach? Maybe it says CAUTION: You are about to get f#$ked!!

[Mahg Siva]

Haven't posted in a loooong time, but welcome back Georgia to the 5 shops (incidentally, I'm the one who coined the term "5 shops", but that's another story for another day). You're the best!

[MeetTheDom]

http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/n...l-8am/15760524

This one is the worst. May be the worst case of false advertising ever. 1. She's not 25. Maybe she was 25 fifteen years ago but not now. 2. She says she is GF and fet friendly. The GF must stand for Go Fuck yourself and the fetish must be humping an inanimate object. 3. The no upsell is also b. S. As the ad that night stated $. 6 and she tried to get $$ and we finally settled on $. 8. There was no BJ, not even covered. Her technique on top sucks and when you get on her she is bitchy.

[Elusivepirate]

I usually don't go to AMP's but there was nothing on Haines, 19 or 4th.

At about 3:00 PM today I dosed off and dreamed I was at BT. Paid the. 6 hh door fee and was escorted to the room. I dropped 2 Jackson's on the table as all I needed was a little hand release. Minutes later Soni came in, a tall Asian with no English speaking skills, including missing teeth, led me to the TS. Everything was so mechanical. She paid a lot of attention to the ass &ole which started to get irritated by the sand paper she was using.

Back in the room, she kept putting her fist near her mouth as if to say, "want BBBJ"? I kept saying "yes" but she did not understand. At that point, I was going to call it a loss and she gave the worse massage and HE I have ever had.

Sorry guys, buyer beware. I will not repeat. Damage 1. 0.

[BIGDADDYTB]

Called today, was told Christine & Tiffany.

Goldstein57.

Thanks Goldstein,

Tiffany is well worth a visit. I will definitely stop by. Please report back when Coco shows a gain.