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  1. #12729

    Stank

    Quote Originally Posted by JohniRotten  [View Original Post]
    The battle against pussy stank can only be won with constant use of douches and most girls won't bother to go through the trouble often enough. I have had a couple mark me and it was hard hiding it from my SO! I couldn't put my hand near her face for 2 days!
    Something to keep in mind fellas, when the cave is stank, that means that there are probably monsters in it! You know the old saying "If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin. If it smells like trout, get the fuck out!"

    Stay safe and good dreams!

  2. #12728

    Douches

    Quote Originally Posted by IbviuBix  [View Original Post]
    This wasn't from a provider, but about 17 years ago I briefly saw this one girl about 3 times. She literally was straight out of shower and I know for a fact that she washed it, but after I got just my finger in her only, I could not get the smell off it. I tried all kinds of soap, gasoline, diesel fuel, and even wd-40. LOL. It took 5 days for it to wear off finally. That relationship didn't last! I have never encountered anything like that since. Be safe.
    The battle against pussy stank can only be won with constant use of douches and most girls won't bother to go through the trouble often enough. I have had a couple mark me and it was hard hiding it from my SO! I couldn't put my hand near her face for 2 days!

  3. #12727
    Senior Member


    Posts: 973

    Stinky?

    Try washing affected areas with a lot of toothpaste and leave it on for awhile. Ajdal out

    Quote Originally Posted by IbviuBix  [View Original Post]
    This wasn't from a provider, but about 17 years ago I briefly saw this one girl about 3 times. She literally was straight out of shower and I know for a fact that she washed it, but after I got just my finger in her only, I could not get the smell off it. I tried all kinds of soap, gasoline, diesel fuel, and even wd-40. LOL. It took 5 days for it to wear off finally. That relationship didn't last! I have never encountered anything like that since. Be safe.
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  4. #12726

    The odor you just can't get rid of

    Quote Originally Posted by GoGoto74  [View Original Post]
    Ok, I just add my experience here, not to drew any confrontations. I agree, Kim is a really nice lady, want to please you, but when we started FS that smell kill everything! Went back to BBBJCIM. I hope it was just a flink. Stay safe!
    This wasn't from a provider, but about 17 years ago I briefly saw this one girl about 3 times. She literally was straight out of shower and I know for a fact that she washed it, but after I got just my finger in her only, I could not get the smell off it. I tried all kinds of soap, gasoline, diesel fuel, and even wd-40. LOL. It took 5 days for it to wear off finally. That relationship didn't last! I have never encountered anything like that since. Be safe.

  5. #12725

    Uh-oh

    Please tell me this is not an epidemic. Sounds like a PSA needs to go on backpage letting the girls know Please to be hygienic or be reported. Like cmon just clean urself I do it before I see a provider I expect the same.

    Quote Originally Posted by GoGoto74  [View Original Post]
    Ok, I just add my experience here, not to drew any confrontations. I agree, Kim is a really nice lady, want to please you, but when we started FS that smell kill everything! Went back to BBBJCIM. I hope it was just a flink. Stay safe!

  6. #12724

    Speaking of stinky kitty

    Quote Originally Posted by DrewAustinOn34  [View Original Post]
    Saw Kimberly the other night. She was not available for incall so I scooped her up in the car and did a sample headache relief. Glad I did, it was nice and her body is nice too and I will def be following up to meet at a more convenient time when we can get a bit more comfortable. http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ckkkk/22211574.
    Ok, I just add my experience here, not to drew any confrontations. I agree, Kim is a really nice lady, want to please you, but when we started FS that smell kill everything! Went back to BBBJCIM. I hope it was just a flink. Stay safe!

  7. #12723
    Senior Member


    Posts: 4687

    They smell it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rookiemonger  [View Original Post]
    Now looking back I can LMFAO. I just don't get it. You figure they would take care of the cookie jar.
    But just can't wash it out some how. LOL.

  8. #12722
    Quote Originally Posted by Bidibop  [View Original Post]
    Rookiemonger, I want to lock you up in a room with both Leah, Ember, and a two week old dead fish. I could not help myself but laugh my ass off as I remembered your rant on being 'marked' by Ember. The ring melting off just killed me. And yes, I've been marked before myself, although with a different provider.
    Now looking back I can LMFAO. I just don't get it. You figure they would take care of the cookie jar.

  9. #12721
    Quote Originally Posted by BrookGuard  [View Original Post]
    Stinky Kitty is really lazy. Plenty of girls at least take a quick 3 minute "wh0res bath" (pits, tits and slits), between customers. Just jump in the tub, turn on the water and wash the essentials. Sell the experience so the customer wants to come back. Or, ya know, smell like low tide down at the docks and make a monger want to vomit.
    LMFAO dude. How can they not smell that rank shit?

  10. #12720

    Lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Rookiemonger  [View Original Post]
    There's just no excuse! She's in an apartment with a shower! SMDH.

    That's just nasty, lazy. A reflection of how much she cares about her hygiene!! Or lack of.
    Rookiemonger, I want to lock you up in a room with both Leah, Ember, and a two week old dead fish. I could not help myself but laugh my ass off as I remembered your rant on being 'marked' by Ember. The ring melting off just killed me. And yes, I've been marked before myself, although with a different provider.

  11. #12719

    Leah

    Stinky Kitty is really lazy. Plenty of girls at least take a quick 3 minute "wh0res bath" (pits, tits and slits), between customers. Just jump in the tub, turn on the water and wash the essentials. Sell the experience so the customer wants to come back. Or, ya know, smell like low tide down at the docks and make a monger want to vomit.

  12. #12718
    Quote Originally Posted by LayLow01  [View Original Post]
    To me one of the worst mood killers. Anytime I have to put my shirt over my nose to finish or hold my breath is a no repeat. Well somebody need to tell her to be hygienic. You know what's funny they act they don't smell that. And when I encounter a chic with bad odor I race home to get that stench off of me. Sorry to hear that dude.
    There's just no excuse! She's in an apartment with a shower! SMDH.

    That's just nasty, lazy. A reflection of how much she cares about her hygiene!! Or lack of.

  13. #12717

    Stinky kitty

    To me one of the worst mood killers. Anytime I have to put my shirt over my nose to finish or hold my breath is a no repeat. Well somebody need to tell her to be hygienic. You know what's funny they act they don't smell that. And when I encounter a chic with bad odor I race home to get that stench off of me. Sorry to hear that dude.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rookiemonger  [View Original Post]
    I absolutely hate writing a bad review of a girl when she delivers but when her kitty odor kills the mood, I have to report it. Like others have said, kinda shy personality so it may come off as standoffish. Also wanted me to park by the pool but didn't ask what car I was driving. Had an older roommate that was there so it was kinda weird.

    Glad I went for the qv visit along with the qv donation of 60. I asked her to be freshly showered as I always do the same. Well, I guess I forgot to wash her kitty. I didn't noticed during the oral but when I did the finger test, one of the rings on my finger may have melted off. I attempted to cover up for mish and switched to ds but hurry back up with mish and finished up.

    Like I said, she was a nice girl but I had to stop on my way home to wash JR off. This brought back nightmares of Ember up in NPR.

  14. #12716

    She quoted me

    150/ hh and I went for 100/ QV. I usual don't spend that much since I'm a one popper and go guy. But her reviews back it up and worth it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rub101  [View Original Post]
    Things seem better than they really are. What were the damages?

  15. #12715
    Quote Originally Posted by Riley4511  [View Original Post]
    http://www.backpage.clm.tampa.hoxnif.com/post/18155281/#.

    Leah is a cute girl and her pics are real. A Newbie. No intel or info so decided to take one.

    A good decision.

    Communication was easy, she answered my text to find she was available at my desired time so off I went to her mom and pop hotel on 34 and in stpt. The place was clean didn't have mountain of towels or cloths scattered about. Mentioned lived near by so using the room for appts only.

    Leah has a very nice disposition, friendly and made me comfortable. We started with some light kisses while we peeled our layers to find a very clean soft 125 lb frame that stands 5'6' with her natural 34 b's that was nicely shaped and youthful. I like to know what excite them so I asked to find that she likes to be played with. As I started with my digits FIV she was getting heated. She is moaning, tells me she is feeling great as I twicked her pearl. She is squirming and making sounds of pleasure. I was getting my eye candy full watching as I fingered her. I increased my finger action as she start rubbing herself on her pearl which gets her a rousing climax with her legs shaking. She looks at me and say "thank you, that was an awesome orgasm" Without missing a beat she turn to me for her attack on my raging naked stiffy which she starts with her mouth naturally lubed stroking, paying attention to my crown which was making me very sensitive. I wanted to experience her other parts so asked again what please Leah, what style do you like?. She say I love "doggy" No Prob. Even tho I'm a mission man decided to change my M. O. And try her from behind. Damn her ass was soft, with her legs apart waiting for my covered entry with an awesome view of her rear parts was certainly worth the admission. I stayed in that lovely pleasurable V for a while as I stroked slow / fast and one point just stopped as my stiffy was doing the happy dance inside Leah. Felt so good just to be inside her with my arms embracing her back, caressing her 34 b's and playing with her pearl.

    Began the strokes again until I couldn't holdout any longer to feel the intense release. Damn she felt great. Very nice time!

    She mentioned only been month or so since she began this world and needs to pay bills.

    She seemed clean cut with out any signs of use or any others lurking. Felt safe, Had a great time and her attitude was great!

    It may be hard to schedule as she has a 9-5 real job. However she seems to take time for QV cars.

    To recap: BBBJ, FIV, LFK, CFS, no DATY (my choice), no backdoor HHR1. 20.
    I absolutely hate writing a bad review of a girl when she delivers but when her kitty odor kills the mood, I have to report it. Like others have said, kinda shy personality so it may come off as standoffish. Also wanted me to park by the pool but didn't ask what car I was driving. Had an older roommate that was there so it was kinda weird.

    Glad I went for the qv visit along with the qv donation of 60. I asked her to be freshly showered as I always do the same. Well, I guess I forgot to wash her kitty. I didn't noticed during the oral but when I did the finger test, one of the rings on my finger may have melted off. I attempted to cover up for mish and switched to ds but hurry back up with mish and finished up.

    Like I said, she was a nice girl but I had to stop on my way home to wash JR off. This brought back nightmares of Ember up in NPR.

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