Massage Parlor Reports

[MikeHall]

This was a 2-day adventure.

On Saturday about 7 pm I decided to try Ocean Spa (El Cajon on and. Mollison--or "Millison", as they say in their BP ad). It's on the 2nd floor of a corner strip mall that looks like converted apartements. A lot of foot traffic around--El Cajon scuzzos--and out of one of the offices downstairs I swear the guy inside must be dealing drugs. He had 3 quick walk in visits in the short time I was there. Anyway, there was no answer at the door of this spa and a phone call went to voicemail, despite the ad saying they were open until 10 (or was it 11? Anyway, much later than 7!

So I decided I'd give F & H Massage (Santee / El Cajon across from In-and-Out) another shot. Young but chubby Chinese girl with very little Engrish skills has to go get the masseuse who's busy servicing someone. The masseuse who came out happened to be the decent looking MMS I saw last time I was there, but that time my masseuse turned out to be a big fat brute. MMS / masseuse was dressed very sexy but tells me the next appointment won't be for 45 minutes. I don't wait around.

Next up is Diamond Spa (La Mesa near On Cue) where I had good luck last time I was there (which was also the first time I was there). Again, a Chinese girl with no Engrish comes out and frantically makes a phone call. After asking several times whether anyone is available, she says "No. " Fuck! I bail again.

Nearby is Fletcher Massage (La Mesa). I call ahead this time and make sure they can do a 60 minute massage, which they say they can. When I get there, a white guy is sitting in the front office, possibly waiting for a friend. I stand there a few minutes, but no one comes out. The white guy says, "I think you have to press that button on the counter. " I do, and eventually MMS comes out and shows me to a room. Masseuse was not bad looking--late 30's, not petite yet not chubby, she'll do. She was wearing capri pants and a top with a very padded chest. I rubbed her calf--the only thing near me exposed--which she didn't mind, even putting my hand back on it when I let go. Promising.

Right after the flip, she kept asking how was my. How you say. (something in Chinese). And indicated "breath". I said, "Oh, 'breath'. Fine, just fine. " "Thank you, teacher," she said and bowed. I laughed.

At this point I'm exploring OTC, which she doesn't object to. She smiles and says, "You're very handsome. " Little Mikey has created a tent, but she just giggles and is careful not to expose him on the front rub. She eventually peeks under the little sheet to check out Little Mikey and exclaims, "Ooo!" and giggles. But after some more lame rubbing she does the slapping of the muscles and declares, "OK, finished. " WTF!

Maybe I should have been more aggressive, maybe she was leery I was LE and might do more next time, but this was very disappointing. 60 min was. 4 with appropriate tip. Since I had my massage, I call it a night and decide to try again the next day.

Come Sunday afternoon (after the Charger game), I was naturally pretty frustrated, so I opted to try Ocean Spa again. My damn phone was having trouble, so I just drove there instead of calling ahed. Now all the access to the 2nd floor of that business complex was locked up. Grrrr!

So I make my way to another place in El Cajon I saw advertised on BP--Foot Spa (El Cajon on and. Johnson near Hacienda restaurant). PPS said I could get an hour massage right away, so I feel better already. I asked if I could use the bathroom (had a couple beers to recycle), and he forgot to collect the money before the masseuse showed me to the room off a central exposed area where a couple people were getting foot massages.

Masseuse was May--30's, not bad looking, thin, in the light I'd rate a 5, but in the dim room she looked a bit better--she'll do just fine. Massage was pretty damn good. She has kung-fu grip! When I was on my stomach she mounted my legs and used her knees to get out the knots left over from my exasperated search the previous day, working her way up my back. It was good. Then she mounted the table again near my head and rubbed my back with her hands. I took the opportunity to stroke her legs and chest (she was wearing black stockings and a very padded top), later rubbing her ass and crotch OTC. She never objected, but wouldn't let me go UTC.

After the hot towel wipe down and the flip, she went over and locked the door. Yes!

After getting the go ahead, she eventually grabs Little Mikey who by now is at full attention, and away we go. After I did my duty, she cleaned me up extensively--every nook and cranny.

As I leave, I give her. 4, and since I don't see PPS, I give MMS the. 4 for the 60 minutes he forgot to collect ahead of time.

All in all, a good massage from a decent provider with a nice HJ at a good price with no negotiation. Ya can't beat that with a stick. I'd repeat.

[Gunners78]

Is it me or what? She's not inviting or friendly looking. Granted she's young and has a great body, but I bet you don't get to touch it. She probably wears a chastity belt, too, during business hours. Oh, and her husband, who doesn't get shit at home from her, probably frequents AMPs himself for some relief.

2 ladies work out of this location. An above average massage with HJ. Nothing else offered. Would not repeat just because so much is out there.

[JayLake]

Is additional tipping expected beyond the quoted fees?

Nah not like AMPs. They are just independent providers really, no mamasan or anything typical like that.

[Nfnjr98]

He's referring to the girls from "SD Miracle Oasis. ".

They all have a ton of reviews on are-maps. There are a couple fake ones indicating FS from one of them, but it's fairly well-accepted that no extras besides HJ are available there. Very costly for the hour, but the masseuses are young and very good looking.

Is additional tipping expected beyond the quoted fees?

[Tennis Nut]

http://sandiego.backpage.com/BodyRub...ately/22637357 I tried searching the number on TER but no luck. I at least know the photos are not anywhere else on the web.

Is it me or what? She's not inviting or friendly looking. Granted she's young and has a great body, but I bet you don't get to touch it. She probably wears a chastity belt, too, during business hours. Oh, and her husband, who doesn't get shit at home from her, probably frequents AMPs himself for some relief.

[Tennis Nut]

Elegant, which is behind The Coffee Bean, next to Palomino's Mexican, and across the street from Kahn's Cave and Boll Weevel (now at least you know where to eat), recently changed ownership and expanded. It's beautiful, but it's strictly legit. I had Ella for a half-hour and asked for a hard massage. She is great, but it was all business. And the place holds no promise for offering HE's. Their rooms have little windows with semi-frosted glass, the lights in the room do not dim, and the girls wear lab coats that make them look like doctors or nurses. No prostate exams though, so don't get your hopes up.

[Tennis Nut]

Wouldn't it have been funny on Halloween to go into a bunch of AMPs dressed like a cop.

[AmpFan09]

http://sandiego.backpage.com/BodyRub...ately/22637357 I tried searching the number on TER but no luck. I at least know the photos are not anywhere else on the web.

[Member #2157]

I've always found Flanders to be pretty solid. But if you have better recommendation I wouldn't mind taking my money elsewhere.

Angela at Engineer. More fun, cheaper. BBBJ and CFS for 1. No haggling, and a decent massage.

Get there by noon and door is. 3.

Believe they are moving though.

[Dream Cumtrue]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It's only appropriate to quote Dick-ens, right?

As previously reported, Angela is indeed young and cute. She asked me if I could wait while she finished eating. She tentatively re-entered the room with a hard candy rolling around in her sweet little mouth. She had on a kind of country style dress, cut above the knee with, as I found later, pretty little cotton panties underneath. That is a nice change from the girded loins of others like Eva that wear thick bike shorts under their skirts. She has a round face and a medium build. She's the youngest and cutest. 4/ hr girl that I've see that delivers the HE. Not drop dead gorgeous but pleasant looking with a touch of innocence.

A little light hearted banter ensued. She is demure and speaks English pretty well. Once we started she asked who I've seen and how I knew her name. I told her that I'd seen a few girls there, Eva being the most recent and that I heard about her from Randy, my on-the-fly conjured reference.

I asked for medium, then light touch and she obliged. She proceeded with an adequate, albeit perfunctory rub. I very gently touched her leg. She didn't protest but moved away rather quickly. That left me wondering if she was going to be a good to go.

She was very complimentary and polite, asking if I was okay and how her pressure was. She eschewed my cover, a harbinger of action to come. As she was stroking my legs I turned back to look up under her skirt as she bent towards my feet. It was really sexy, seeing panties instead of bike shorts that seem to be de rigueur. I gently glided my hand up the back of her leg and caressed her butt. There was no teasing of any sort, until just before the flip. She then rather abruptly went for the taint and balls, pawing at me. I raised up and she blatantly went for a quick, awkward ball and shaft grope. Towel and flip came next.

She started with sexy, teasing strokes. She asked if it was okay, "there". I feigned protest but capitulated. She mentioned a couple of times, "you too big". Too big for what, an HJ? She asked how much I usually tip Eva. I said. 4. She seemed okay with that a began flogging the dolphin.

I went to pull down the top of her dress but she said, not for. 4. She said I could touch though. She has nice smallish tits and didn't have the long protruding nipples that I've found on many Asian girls. I went for some gentle OTC stroking of her kitty and she started doing the porn star moaning. I'm not sure how I feel about that but it was okay at the time. Her slow strokes turned to a bit of the ol' jack hammer routine. It wasn't bad and I popped pretty quickly. I had a huge load built up and upon my first volley she stopped to admire the eruption of my opening salvo. I admonished her to not stop and to keep going, it really killed it for me.

The last I time was with Eva she put her face down on my chest to tongue my nipples. When I was ready to initiate launch, I warned her but she paid no heed and I sprayed her hair and the side of her face. She didn't seem to mind mind and joked about me being so strong. It made me wonder if she'd let me blast one off on face properly next time.

Well, as they say, karma is a mother f'er and my subsequent volleys whizzed over my shoulder and I actually got some on my own cheek. Yuck. I started laughing. She noticed it but she was not that amused. Also noting how strong I was.

So, as to my initial sentiments; she was young and cute, probably more so than any parlor girl besides Hana / Pine. She has a nice face and body, performed adequately but did negotiate and although she agreed to. 40, she didn't get naked and went for a cursory HE. Worst of all she stopped after the first squirt, then had really unfortunate aim.

It's the classic dilemma, younger girl with lesser service skills or the aging pro, that knows how to work it. When given the choice I always go for the young and hot but I have had great times with those like Eva, in this epoch of incredulity.

I had a wonderful time with Angela and highly recomend her. She let me touch her and got 2 time HJ. Second time was just heavenly. She is so young and her skin so smooth.

[MichelOb]

I've seen ads for an Elegant massage on Balboa, but this one is on clairemont mesa bvd at ruffin. This place is new and they've had a sign spinner on the corner for months. Ad says 19.99 for an hour. I called but that's just an hour long foot massage. Full body is 40. Fine. I expected therapeutic and it was actually one of the better ones. Papa San showed me to the room. It has a clear glass tile in the wall so there's a view. No tissues on the stand. No matter. Some Young Thing comes in. Early 20's and an 8/10 for looks. Black pants, some sort of top and an unzipped sweater. Boo. Did a really good massage but zero teasing. The thighs were only massaged on the outside. On the flip she put a cloth over my eyes while she did my arms.

Anyways, didn't expect much but was really happy with the therapeutic since I surf a lot and am sore. The surprise was coming out after and the papa san and mama san kept asking me what I thought of her (and she's standing right there like she's property and not a person). Did some banter back and forth. SYT name is Mary.

The Papa San told me at check in that if I wanted additional time with the girl, they'ld be happy to accommodate, but the signals were not there. The girl was hot though and the massage was excellent.

[Gotham]

The Owner / MMS of Flanders and Ronson has recently acquired two additions to her stable. 6437 Caminito Blythefield in La Jolla. The other is in Mission Hills (only one there).

Info is power. Play safe guys.

G.

[Gotham]

Long time. First time.

The owner / MMS of Flanders and Ronson has recently acquired two new additions to her stable. The first is at 6437 Caminito Blythefield just off of Soledad Mountain Road in LA Jolla. The second is in Mission Hills (Only one there).

Play safe guys.

G.

[Jimmyliu]

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[RexTripod808]

So I live in La Mesa area and based off the posts Maple Spa is a solid option in the area. However, I'm wondering if there is a choice between this place and the two Miramar locations (Pine and Coco), which would be the best option. I'm used to the Honolulu scene where you are treated like a king and the entire menu is available for around 180-200. I'm looking for gorgeous, model quality girls if possible, and GFE bordering on PSE. I'm fully aware that the scene is a bit more limited out here, but looking for the best bang (all puns intended) for my buck.

Of the place recommended, as a first time to any of these three is there anything I need to know other than the regular rules of the game. PM if necessary.

Appreciate any help.

-Rex.