Massage Parlor Reports

[Walker333]

Although, I'm relatively a new member of this site, I'm not a young man anymore, and had been enjoying this wonderful hobby for quite a while. Over the years I observed a few strange phenomenons.

1. There seems to be more teasing (that we all like) at Chinese mp, but less likely a FS is on the menu.

2. Less teasing at Korean mp.

3. The absolute minimum a emp.

4. I've been through places where they teased me to the point where I almost evacuated, but refused a handshake.

5. I, also, had a totally opposite experience to the one described in #5.

Anyone would agree on all or some of the above?

BTW, why don't you brothers share. Report your best TEASING experience?

[Castlerae]

Hadn't been to Archer in years. Totally different people. As my preferred choices weren't available today I settled on this. Figure worth $50 door fee risk. I really could have opted out of the HE and wish I hadn't. Vicki greeted me at the door, we exchanged pleasantries and cash of course and I asked to use to bathroom. Vicki said sure and she would give me my change later. I went to the bathroom for maybe all of 5 minutes. I went in and undressed after that and soon was in the TS which was OK as she showed no problem with washing everywhere. Massage for the most part was not bad, but on the flip she starts negotiating, I basically said I didn't mind the HE but she wanted $50. I said that was too much, so she "settled for" $40. Vicki didn't make too much of an attempt at massage as she did on my back side. She soon said those words "finished", which seemed too soon. I look up at the clock and since I made note of the time she took me in for the TS, I told her you're about ten or 15 minutes short. We had some back and forth. I actually wanted to just end it there as the mood was ruined. I said since your time is short let me just give you $30. She kept on half-heartedly massaging for a few more minutes and left. Vicki came back as I was dressing and I ultimately decided I 'd give her $35. We had some back and forth again about the time. I reminded her that I was in the bathroom for a while before she started. I find out that she started counting the time from when I walked in the front door. Anyway needless to say I was not happy and will not be back there.

A lot of places 'start the clock' as soon as you hand over your cash. The lingerie shops in Rockford (check out the thread over there) are strictly 'we get your cash-your time has started'. Of course, there you're not messing around with a massage before any 'extras', just get to the room, get naked, tell the woman what you want, and then it's all fun and games.

[DMichaels69]

I'm not laughing at you just not surprised about this happening. Good sticking to your guns.

Hadn't been to Archer in years. Totally different people. As my preferred choices weren't available today I settled on this. Figure worth $50 door fee risk. I really could have opted out of the HE and wish I hadn't. Vicki greeted me at the door, we exchanged pleasantries and cash of course and I asked to use to bathroom. Vicki said sure and she would give me my change later. I went to the bathroom for maybe all of 5 minutes. I went in and undressed after that and soon was in the TS which was OK as she showed no problem with washing everywhere. Massage for the most part was not bad, but on the flip she starts negotiating, I basically said I didn't mind the HE ibut she wanted $50. I said that was too much, so she "settled for" $40. Vicki didn't make too much of an attempt at massage as she did on my back side. She soon said those words "finished", which seemed too soon. I look up at the clock and since I made note of the time she took me in for the TS, I told her you're about ten or 15 minutes short. We had some back and forth. I actually wanted to just end it there as the mood was ruined. I said since your time is short let me just give you $30. She kept on half-heartedly massaging for a few more minutes and left. Vicki came back as I was dressing and I ultimately decided I 'd give her $35. We had some back and forth again about the time. I reminded her that I was in the bathroom for a while before she started. I find out that she started counting the time from when I walked in the front door. Anyway needless to say I was not happy and will not be back there.

[Brandon83]

Hadn't been to Archer in years. Totally different people. As my preferred choices weren't available today I settled on this. Figure worth $50 door fee risk. I really could have opted out of the HE and wish I hadn't. Vicki greeted me at the door, we exchanged pleasantries and cash of course and I asked to use to bathroom. Vicki said sure and she would give me my change later. I went to the bathroom for maybe all of 5 minutes. I went in and undressed after that and soon was in the TS which was OK as she showed no problem with washing everywhere. Massage for the most part was not bad, but on the flip she starts negotiating, I basically said I didn't mind the HE but she wanted $50. I said that was too much, so she "settled for" $40. Vicki didn't make too much of an attempt at massage as she did on my back side. She soon said those words "finished", which seemed too soon. I look up at the clock and since I made note of the time she took me in for the TS, I told her you're about ten or 15 minutes short. We had some back and forth. I actually wanted to just end it there as the mood was ruined. I said since your time is short let me just give you $30. She kept on half-heartedly massaging for a few more minutes and left. Vicki came back as I was dressing and I ultimately decided I 'd give her $35. We had some back and forth again about the time. I reminded her that I was in the bathroom for a while before she started. I find out that she started counting the time from when I walked in the front door. Anyway needless to say I was not happy and will not be back there.

[DaJeezy]

Went to princess spa off belmont. Saw Maggie who was older but still had a decent body / face. A 6 overall with ano 8 body and a 5 face. I made an appointment for an hour even though she tried to upsell me to 90 minutes. She took the entire hour and teased me generously throughout the entire time. She was wearing a thin black shirt and yoga pants.

On the flip she continues to tease but I started getting a bit antsy wondering when she was going toactually start with the he.

She continues to just graze and tease for the entire hour. Literally down to the last minute. Then announces that she's done and if I want anything else then I need to pay for 90 min session instead.

What a crock. I was ready to tip her already but this girl tried make an additional 40 on top of the tip. Told her I needed to take a shower then rushed home to finish.

She did provide a decent massage and frequent teasing.

[Walker333]

What you described sounds like a Thai Massage, (legit version). You can google it and see a video. Various stretching, twisting, and extreme pressing moves. Done on a floor mat with clothing on. Often they give you a massage outfit to wear. It can be a very good therapeutic massage form. That said, you should have been informed. Clearly you were misled. Bob.

I was completely naked on the table.

They've never offered or mentioned anything Thai.

The funny part is that there is a reproduction of a famous European painting with a fully nude woman portraid, hanging on the wall. The picture is misleading in some sense either because it does not match to the whole decor of the premises.

[Walker333]

There are a few places that have Wellness in there name. Can you be more specific?

Otherwise, great report on a place we should avoid.

Thanks,

CR.

Dempster, Skokie.

[Bob521]

What you described sounds like a Thai Massage, (legit version). You can google it and see a video. Various stretching, twisting, and extreme pressing moves. Done on a floor mat with clothing on. Often they give you a massage outfit to wear. It can be a very good therapeutic massage form. That said, you should have been informed. Clearly you were misled. Bob.

After reading some good info about Lily, I decided to check out Wellness, a new place where she should have been working now.

I called in the morning and ask to make an appointment with her. The barely speaking English MMS said that she is there and I can come in at any time. I promised to be there in one hour, and she said OK.

I arrived in one hour. The place is new, freshly painted etc. The MMS required $60 for the house fee, I paid and she walked me to the room and introduced a young, skinny girl. I pointed that I had appointment with Lily (she is around 40), then MMS left and soon returned with another lady, who asked me what was the problem. I explained the situation. She suggested that the new girl is good as Lily and pleasantly smiled.

The house fee has been paid; my lunch break was running out, so I decided to stay there. That was my mistake.

The MT performed something in between the forceful stretching and chiropractor's tricks, (I'd not call it a massage). She was very tired after first 10 minutes.

There was absolutely no teasing and I was covered head to toes during the whole process.

At the end she announced "this is it. " I ask if there is anything else that could be done, she asked what was it that I wanted. I said (very quietly, directly to her ear) that HJ would be nice, she smiled, rejected, and left the room. Then, I dressed and walked away, very unhappy and disappointed.

The fact that they provide no extras is entirely up to them. I was upset because MMS lied to me, making appointment with Lily. If she said that Lily was not available, I'd not come in, would not spent time and money.

Moreover, the other lady, probably the owner there, giving me the promising smile, indicated, that a new girl is good. I'm sure that she was perfectly aware what I was expected. She realized that I might leave and made that ambiguous hint, stating that the new girl is "good".

There are three more places around, actually one is already closed, and I doubt that Wellness will be able to compete with them performing tricks like this one.

I have no plans to return.

[Chicago Rocks]

There are a few places that have Wellness in there name. Can you be more specific?

Otherwise, great report on a place we should avoid.

Thanks,

CR.

After reading some good info about Lily, I decided to check out Wellness, a new place where she should have been working now.

I called in the morning and ask to make an appointment with her. The barely speaking English MMS said that she is there and I can come in at any time. I promised to be there in one hour, and she said OK.

I arrived in one hour. The place is new, freshly painted etc. The MMS required $60 for the house fee, I paid and she walked me to the room and introduced a young, skinny girl. I pointed that I had appointment with Lily (she is around 40), then MMS left and soon returned with another lady, who asked me what was the problem. I explained the situation. She suggested that the new girl is good as Lily and pleasantly smiled.

The house fee has been paid; my lunch break was running out, so I decided to stay there. That was my mistake.

The MT performed something in between the forceful stretching and chiropractor's tricks, (I'd not call it a massage). She was very tired after first 10 minutes.

There was absolutely no teasing and I was covered head to toes during the whole process.

At the end she announced "this is it. " I ask if there is anything else that could be done, she asked what was it that I wanted. I said (very quietly, directly to her ear) that HJ would be nice, she smiled, rejected, and left the room. Then, I dressed and walked away, very unhappy and disappointed.

The fact that they provide no extras is entirely up to them. I was upset because MMS lied to me, making appointment with Lily. If she said that Lily was not available, I'd not come in, would not spent time and money.

Moreover, the other lady, probably the owner there, giving me the promising smile, indicated, that a new girl is good. I'm sure that she was perfectly aware what I was expected. She realized that I might leave and made that ambiguous hint, stating that the new girl is "good".

There are three more places around, actually one is already closed, and I doubt that Wellness will be able to compete with them performing tricks like this one.

I have no plans to return.

[Walker333]

After reading some good info about Lily, I decided to check out Wellness, a new place where she should have been working now.

I called in the morning and ask to make an appointment with her. The barely speaking English MMS said that she is there and I can come in at any time. I promised to be there in one hour, and she said OK.

I arrived in one hour. The place is new, freshly painted etc. The MMS required $60 for the house fee, I paid and she walked me to the room and introduced a young, skinny girl. I pointed that I had appointment with Lily (she is around 40), then MMS left and soon returned with another lady, who asked me what was the problem. I explained the situation. She suggested that the new girl is good as Lily and pleasantly smiled.

The house fee has been paid; my lunch break was running out, so I decided to stay there. That was my mistake.

The MT performed something in between the forceful stretching and chiropractor's tricks, (I'd not call it a massage). She was very tired after first 10 minutes.

There was absolutely no teasing and I was covered head to toes during the whole process.

At the end she announced "this is it. " I ask if there is anything else that could be done, she asked what was it that I wanted. I said (very quietly, directly to her ear) that HJ would be nice, she smiled, rejected, and left the room. Then, I dressed and walked away, very unhappy and disappointed.

The fact that they provide no extras is entirely up to them. I was upset because MMS lied to me, making appointment with Lily. If she said that Lily was not available, I'd not come in, would not spent time and money.

Moreover, the other lady, probably the owner there, giving me the promising smile, indicated, that a new girl is good. I'm sure that she was perfectly aware what I was expected. She realized that I might leave and made that ambiguous hint, stating that the new girl is "good".

There are three more places around, actually one is already closed, and I doubt that Wellness will be able to compete with them performing tricks like this one.

I have no plans to return.

[TBone83]

Drove by Yun in Mt. Prospect and they had a white sign on the door saying they have been closed. Didn't get out to walk up and read the fine print but it looks like they were shut down by the city.

[DMichaels69]

What a dope. LOL.

There was a LMP that got shut down couple yrs ago, the neighbors called police saying all these dude show up to this unmarked door with candy and flowers all day.

[Jayp80]

Is it really good idea to bring something to mms or mt?

There was a LMP that got shut down couple yrs ago, the neighbors called police saying all these dude show up to this unmarked door with candy and flowers all day.

[DaJeezy]

I went in to see Gina last week. They have a small parlor that is completely private. No signs outside the place and without the address, you would never find it. But inside is a decently nice typical massage parlor.

She advertises off backpage and can be found fairly easily. Pm me if you need more details.

She only works Mondays and wednesdays.

Gina is an amazing latina with fantastic curves. Man made Tits that are a bit hard but she has an ass to die for. I saw a few other ladies there but was not interested.

The massage was by far the sexiest experience of my life. She spent almost 40 minutes slowly teasing me while rubbing her nearly naked body all over. On the flip she took her time and whispered in my ear things that drove me crazy. She took my fingers and guided me to feel how wet she was. We took the entire hour.

If you want an actual massage, she's not about that. She does not apply any pressure whatsoever. But if you want that sexy body sliding all over you slowly and sensually, go see her. She's a bit pricier at $160 for the hour for the HJ finish but I finished harder than other times with actual penetration. She's a great time. The best time I've had to date with a massage provider.

[DMichaels69]

I have never found M2 overly impressive. Good for you. You being rushed should be reflected in the tip.

I also tried M2 last week, drew Amy. I was the only one there, but it felt a bit rushed. I got the whole shebang, but I conveniently forgot some of the tip. I promised to bring more next time. Yeah right! One and done.