Massage Parlor Reports

[TonyDe]

$60=sixty dollars,$80=eighty dollars,$100-one hundred dollars,$376=three hundred and seventy six dollars. Why on earth do you guys still insist on using some confusing nonsense. KISS.

[CoolPatrick]

After reading some good reviews last week I Went to Relax.
Paid $. 6 the how fee.
Had older, chubby mp.
TS was a joke! 1.
Massage was weak, just mostly rubbing, weak, no deep tissue. 3.
Almost no teaching.
On flip she pulled up her bra and ended very mechanicaly and fast, but permitted some touching.
I tipped $. 8, but she was disappointed and demanded more, I said that don't have it.
I don't feel that. 8 isn't enough tip for all of the above.
Am I wrong?
No plans to return.

$= 100 dollar, . 1, . 6, and. 8 = 10,60, and 80 dollars. I can tell you may post this from your phone with frustration. Many spelling errors, inconsistent numbering, and line breaks at weird places. I don't mind spelling errors as I'm also bad at it when I'm in a rush. But everything else makes it difficult to understand.

To avoid confusion, I'd suggest next time just spelling out of the dollar amount if you don't want to remember the shorthand: $60 for house fee, tipped $80. DO NOT USE dollar sign to say dollar if you want to use. 6 or. 8 (short hand).

I'd think you were listing the points: 1. Massage was weak and then 2. There was almost no teasing. (I'm not sure if there was a bullet #3).

I rather think you did't use shorthand correctly, because if you did, paying $160 to the house and then tipped $180 to your MP is just unimaginable.

Anyway, from what I gather on the forum, the minimum or popularly acceptable tip for happy ending is $40 dollars, and if they are slightly younger, hotter and with better attitude then they may expect $20 more, or guys are more willing to pay in hope of making better connection for next time. I believe you have tipped more than she deserves in your case.

[Frogger7777]

Anybody recently been to Bless Massage in Rosemont? There aren't any recent reports on this forum. Wondering if it's worth a visit. Their web site looks curiously legitimate, so I'm hesitant.

[Emiglio]

You are using $ and then not using $ both for the house fee and tip. My guess us you mean. 6 and. 8. Am I correct? And no you did not short tip her. You were generous to an ingrate. Happened to me a few years back and I almost grabbed it right back, and she quickly apologized. Of course it was a totally different person.

After reading some good reviews last week I Went to Relax.

Paid $. 6 the how fee.

Had older, chubby mp.

TS was a joke! 1.

Massage was weak, just mostly rubbing, weak, no deep tissue. 3.

Almost no teaching.

On flip she pulled up her bra and ended very mechanicaly and fast, but permitted some touching.

I tipped $. 8, but she was disappointed and demanded more, I said that don't have it.

I don't feel that. 8 isn't enough tip for all of the above.

Am I wrong?

No plans to return.

.

[BrutusB74]

After reading some good reviews last week I Went to Relax.

Paid $. 6 the how fee.

was a joke! 1.

Massage was weak, just mostly rubbing, weak, no deep tissue. 3.

Almost no teaching.

On flip she pulled up her bra and ended very mechanicaly and fast, but permitted some touching.

I tipped $. 8, but she was disappointed and demanded more, I said that don't have it.

I don't feel that. 8 isn't enough tip for all of the above.

Am I wrong?

No plans to return.

For bad massage, no tease, and little roaming? $. 8 is too much. Maybe an extra. 1 for TS, but. 5 should have been plenty. These women have some nerve. So full of themselves.

[Walker333]

After reading some good reviews last week I Went to Relax.

Paid $. 6 the how fee.

Had older, chubby mp.

TS was a joke! 1.

Massage was weak, just mostly rubbing, weak, no deep tissue. 3.

Almost no teaching.

On flip she pulled up her bra and ended very mechanicaly and fast, but permitted some touching.

I tipped $. 8, but she was disappointed and demanded more, I said that don't have it.

I don't feel that. 8 isn't enough tip for all of the above.

Am I wrong?

No plans to return.

[DMichaels69]

She is still there? Got her once and it was terrible. Don't recommend.

Kudos. Yeah. I use this forum to save time, $, and keep safe & happy. Tried a place far NW in Gilberts. Mandy. Mechanical & pricey with standard finish. Won't repeat.

[CouchCouscous]

Kudos. Yeah. I use this forum to save time, $, and keep safe & happy. Tried a place far NW in Gilberts. Mandy. Mechanical & pricey with standard finish. Won't repeat.

[Call Me Slappy]

Out of Willowbrook. The massages I've gotten there have been great.

Thanks for the info, but a little far south for me.

[NewCleve]

Based on recent reviews her I decided to give this place a shot. Got there, got buzzed in by mms, she asked me who I was, told her, she says "oh, you call me earlier. " Yes, yes I did.

I drew Amy, who was cute but skinny. Paid the. 8 door fee, got into the towel and sandals and headed to the TS. Popped my TS cherry here, got to say I liked it, got a good wash down with plenty of teasing. After that, the session "augured in" as test pilots say.

Back in the room I was dried off with some play, then got face down on the table. She covered me then left me on ice for about 3-4 long minutes. She came back in and started a rather lame massage, the "press on the muscles because they're not here for the massage. " Crap, I really did need a good massage. Then the bell rang and she disappeared again. OK, where's the MMS answering the door? After 5 minutes she comes back in smiling and apologizing. We're about 20 minutes in at this point. Then she hopped onto the table with me, stradling me and teasing from behind. Negotiations started, and I settled for basic service. Immediate flip, decent technique, and I was cleaned up and dressed within 10.

I look at my phone and see the time. I look right at her and say "That's the quickest hour I've ever had. " And of course she forgets to speak english right at that moment and just smiles. I left standard tip. On my way out I say to no one in particular "Well that sucked. ".

When I got outside I realized why I got hurried out. A nice big ass E or S class parked right next to the door. If it was one of you that got me hustled out, nice sled. Hope you had a better time than I did.

Out of Willowbrook. The massages I've gotten there have been great.

[Gitty]

Went there last evening. No doorbell so I walked right in. Greeted by MMS. Got the hour for $70 ($4 credit card fee) and was told that the massage would be only for 45 minutes, but ended being an hour. Taken to the room and waited. A younger girl came in who was in about her 30's. The door was open pretty much the entire time. She was having a conversation with MMS for about 10 minutes. I was face down and felt a little awkward, but didn't say anything. Then I hear the doorbell and another enthusiast walks in. My door is still open as he is ushered in. The massage was mediocre, but the finish was great. Ended asking to give her a dental examination with my friend for 80. She was really into it and let the puppies out. I probably won't repeat because of the setup and overall damage.

[PwnLife]

Yeah this is NOT the place if you want an actual massage or even an hour's worth. Even if there wasn't anyone on deck they hustle you out.

Last time I was there they had a 45 minute option. The girl was good, and I didn't get shorted the time, but I FELT like I was shorted because she would leave for minutes at a time.

[PwnLife]

Efficiency.

Efficiency.

One of the main things I like about this Web Site / Forum / Blog is Efficiency. Usually one gets pointed in the wright direction instead of going through the trial and error.

I was interested in Beijing Massage because of referral from a Senior Member. It was a while back but this person also recommended Linda Spa which is just north or Irving Park and Western. I had a great time at Linda Spa. Senior Member also recommended Beijing Massage so I at least wanted to give place a try. Me enthusiasm was declining because of the difficulty of getting an appointment. Okay decided to listen to this Non Senior member and try H-Wellness. What a mistake. Totally In-Efficient. I wasted time and money. This massage parlor was totally Straight A. If I wanted Straight A then I could have went to a parlor near my home instead of wasting 30 miles of travel.

In the future if someone is going to give me information then I want Correct Monger information.

I live near beijing massage, I haven't gone there myself based on reviews, but I usually drive AWAY from the city to get anything more than a HJ or regular massage. I do understand wanting to try something new though hehe.

[ChiHappiness]

Yeah this is NOT the place if you want an actual massage or even an hour's worth. Even if there wasn't anyone on deck they hustle you out.

Based on recent reviews her I decided to give this place a shot. Got there, got buzzed in by mms, she asked me who I was, told her, she says "oh, you call me earlier. " Yes, yes I did.

I drew Amy, who was cute but skinny. Paid the. 8 door fee, got into the towel and sandals and headed to the TS. Popped my TS cherry here, got to say I liked it, got a good wash down with plenty of teasing. After that, the session "augured in" as test pilots say.

Back in the room I was dried off with some play, then got face down on the table. She covered me then left me on ice for about 3-4 long minutes. She came back in and started a rather lame massage, the "press on the muscles because they're not here for the massage. " Crap, I really did need a good massage. Then the bell rang and she disappeared again. OK, where's the MMS answering the door? After 5 minutes she comes back in smiling and apologizing. We're about 20 minutes in at this point. Then she hopped onto the table with me, stradling me and teasing from behind. Negotiations started, and I settled for basic service. Immediate flip, decent technique, and I was cleaned up and dressed within 10.

I look at my phone and see the time. I look right at her and say "That's the quickest hour I've ever had. " And of course she forgets to speak english right at that moment and just smiles. I left standard tip. On my way out I say to no one in particular "Well that sucked. ".

When I got outside I realized why I got hurried out. A nice big ass E or S class parked right next to the door. If it was one of you that got me hustled out, nice sled. Hope you had a better time than I did.

[LongRanger99]

They are open I tried them once months ago and it sucks never visited since they remodel though there is another one across the street on pulaski.

(acupuncture) under new management only massage (in reality stupid rub nothing else).

Few blocks down the one on Milwaukee is excellent Quincy May and Candy all are greate.

Efficiency.

Efficiency.

One of the main things I like about this Web Site / Forum / Blog is Efficiency. Usually one gets pointed in the wright direction instead of going through the trial and error.

I was interested in Beijing Massage because of referral from a Senior Member. It was a while back but this person also recommended Linda Spa which is just north or Irving Park and Western. I had a great time at Linda Spa. Senior Member also recommended Beijing Massage so I at least wanted to give place a try. Me enthusiasm was declining because of the difficulty of getting an appointment. Okay decided to listen to this Non Senior member and try H-Wellness. What a mistake. Totally In-Efficient. I wasted time and money. This massage parlor was totally Straight A. If I wanted Straight A then I could have went to a parlor near my home instead of wasting 30 miles of travel.

In the future if someone is going to give me information then I want Correct Monger information.