USA Adult Classified Advertiser: Reviews

**AshDD** · 10-23-16 16:23

Originally Posted by TheGenteelMan [View Original Post]

I must not be living right. It is increasingly more difficult to find play time these days, but today was an exception.

Reached out to Arianna (super soaker), 2nd pic at bottom.
http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...R-SOAKER-.html

Made a late morning arrangement with Arianna then crickets thereafter. At about 12 minutes before our scheduled time, I get a text telling me the location. Of course given my time window, I could no longer make the 30+ minute drive. To her credit I suppose, she did ask if later in the day would/could work. Moving on... ...

Given what I believed to be a little closer in distance for me, I reached out to Addie. 3rd pic at bottom.
http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...4-funnnn-.html

...but made the mistake of referencing "BP" and not "USA" by mistake in my opening inquiry. The text I received was something akin to, "I don't see BP people". I tried to apologize for the mistake but it was apparently too late. The response I got then was, "Yea, uh huh. Do you know how many guys pull that on me. " LOL. That poor girl apparently has been screwed over more times than a stripped phillips head. She then wanted my board name, which I complied and said, "Perhaps another time then." Crickets. Moving on... ...

At that point I thought to myself, "Self? WTF!? - Is there some unlucky mojo that has been cast upon me? Or was I feeling that way from the Fillet of Fish and Frys to which I just made love?"

Rather than bludgeon my patience any further, I decided to talk to the Hand. 1st pic. Review is as follows.

Hand
Location was convenient. Nice place if I do say so myself.

No smoke smell at all (i.e. , I don't smoke).

Accommodating. Took directions well. Almost as if Hand read my mind. Positions: Overhand, Underhand, Backhand and finished with Underhand. Hand did all the work. All I had to do was stand there.

Zero $ for 10 minutes (i.e. , Except for the blister rubbed on my shaft, Free).

Hand provided me with a warm moist towel for clean up.

Tried to cuddle afterward - Kind of awkward.

All in all, an okay time and saved me a lot of money.

Repeat? Sure, if I continue to hear crickets.

YMMV (with your own hand, not mine - eew!).

Good luck, stay safe.
TGM

LOL, you are hilarious.

**DemonNite** · 10-23-16 15:12

I saw Ashleigh Friday evening she was doing outcall and same Ashleigh, she looked beautiful and was extremely hot! Very vocal also. She told me she was doing a northern Kentucky incall and it was ok to pass that information along. I've seen her several times and it gets better every time. I think it's that her comfort level gets better so she gets more enthusiastic.

**John300** · 10-23-16 11:52

Saw her last night for the first time. Nice fake tits. BBBJ was good. Everything else was just OK for me. Probably won't repeat.

**Tickle Jay** · 10-23-16 05:23

Is she AA or Hispanic?

Originally Posted by Anvil [View Original Post]

Saw her yesterday. Very pretty face. Small but nice breasts. Says she has a 6 year old and her belly has stretch marks. Nice and tight. Good BBJ. Not really into it but not an off setting attitude. Service price is hi for the stomach damage but if she could fix that and became a better actress with her face she'd be a bargain.

**BigGuy3627** · 10-22-16 18:09

Saw her today. I will be looking forward to my next visit. Had to cut this one shot due to work. But all reviews are right on the money. And she is well worth the roses.

**Anvil** · 10-22-16 13:55

Originally Posted by Crism0808 [View Original Post]

I have not see her, but her number goes to fbook, so she is real.

Saw her yesterday. Very pretty face. Small but nice breasts. Says she has a 6 year old and her belly has stretch marks. Nice and tight. Good BBJ. Not really into it but not an off setting attitude. Service price is hi for the stomach damage but if she could fix that and became a better actress with her face she'd be a bargain.

**Kenal1** · 10-22-16 10:54

Heidi is a blond MILF who is advertising on Escort Babylon. My search on USA only comes up with comments that are a year old and, with a name like Heidi, I have no idea if they're referring to the same gal or not. One monger on this site recommended her to me but some of the reviews on EB are pretty bad--thief, scam, etc. If anyone has info I'd appreciate it. Here's the EB link, I hope it works.

http://independent.com.cincinnati.es...16824934/heidi

**D Nut** · 10-22-16 07:44

Originally Posted by Ronnie0927 [View Original Post]

Anybody have any info on this one?

Pictures look slightly blurry and maybe TGTBT.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...nd-erotoc.html

Originally Posted by Crism0808 [View Original Post]

I have not see her, but her number goes to fbook, so she is real.

I believe there was chatter about her on the Sugar Baby thread.

**Member #5260** · 10-22-16 07:26

Originally Posted by Ronnie0927 [View Original Post]

Anybody have any info on this one?

Pictures look slightly blurry and maybe TGTBT.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...nd-erotoc.html

I have not see her, but her number goes to fbook, so she is real.

**DivineRachel23** · 10-21-16 21:31

[Commercial Message deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was redacted or deleted because it appeared to be a commercial message and/or it contained links to a commercial website. All commercial advertising must be posted at our new site, The USA Adult Classifieds http://usaadultclassifieds.info Please read the Forum's Posting Guidelines and the Forum's FAQ for further information.

**D Nut** · 10-21-16 20:13

Originally Posted by TheGenteelMan [View Original Post]

I must not be living right. It is increasingly more difficult to find play time these days, but today was an exception.

Reached out to Arianna (super soaker), 2nd pic at bottom.
http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...R-SOAKER-.html

Made a late morning arrangement with Arianna then crickets thereafter. At about 12 minutes before our scheduled time, I get a text telling me the location. Of course given my time window, I could no longer make the 30+ minute drive. To her credit I suppose, she did ask if later in the day would/could work. Moving on... ...

Given what I believed to be a little closer in distance for me, I reached out to Addie. 3rd pic at bottom.
http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...4-funnnn-.html

...but made the mistake of referencing "BP" and not "USA" by mistake in my opening inquiry. The text I received was something akin to, "I don't see BP people". I tried to apologize for the mistake but it was apparently too late. The response I got then was, "Yea, uh huh. Do you know how many guys pull that on me. " LOL. That poor girl apparently has been screwed over more times than a stripped phillips head. She then wanted my board name, which I complied and said, "Perhaps another time then." Crickets. Moving on... ...

At that point I thought to myself, "Self? WTF!? - Is there some unlucky mojo that has been cast upon me? Or was I feeling that way from the Fillet of Fish and Frys to which I just made love?"

Rather than bludgeon my patience any further, I decided to talk to the Hand. 1st pic. Review is as follows.

Hand
Location was convenient. Nice place if I do say so myself.

No smoke smell at all (i.e. , I don't smoke).

Accommodating. Took directions well. Almost as if Hand read my mind. Positions: Overhand, Underhand, Backhand and finished with Underhand. Hand did all the work. All I had to do was stand there.

Zero $ for 10 minutes (i.e. , Except for the blister rubbed on my shaft, Free).

Hand provided me with a warm moist towel for clean up.

Tried to cuddle afterward - Kind of awkward.

All in all, an okay time and saved me a lot of money.

Repeat? Sure, if I continue to hear crickets.

YMMV (with your own hand, not mine - eew!).

Good luck, stay safe.
TGM

Does Hand have a twin? That could be a check mark off the bucket list.

**CletusTheYokel** · 10-21-16 16:18

Like TheGenteelMan, I may not be living right, and am considering my hand only.

Yes, DrDave39, Woody Allen said of masturbation that at least it's sex with someone you love--great line: However, I reply with another brilliant New York Jew: Jerry Seinfeld who said, "But I hate myself!

What brings all this about? An attempt to see Taylor: http://reviewed.com.cincinnati.escor...st/5138158223/.

She has great reviews on the EB site.

We chat over text, with me telling her I'll be at her place in twenty minutes. Fine and great she says. She's ready for me. Then I get there--and she is not ready. But it will only be a minute. Good thing I had some work, a briefing paper, with me, cause twenty minutes later she is still not ready. Tells me she has to fix her bangs. Then brush her teeth. And on and on.

So yea, eventually even I leave. I had been waiting about 40 minutes. Like I said, at least I had work with me that I got done.

Then an apology text comes. And another. "I'm waiting for you at the door now" she says. Ok, I was not far away. So I tried again.

I text her I'll be there in less than 10 minutes. Great she says.

I get there and get out of my car. She's got to be waiting, right? But she's not there. So I text. No reply. Text again. No reply.

So after a couple minutes I leave, only to get texts from her 10 minutes later saying she is ready now.

Well I was dumb enough to try her twice; but not three times.

Some of these girls, now matter how clear you are, how well you plan--even within a short time frame! They still can't get it together enough to see you.

So thanks for letting me vent.

And readers: Taylor is a flake. Either that or she enjoys jerking you around.

Cletus.

**Velvet Rayne** · 10-21-16 16:10

Originally Posted by Addiction69 [View Original Post]

I also saw her for the first time this week. To add to your review she does have a large dog, although very friendly and no pet smell nor smoke smell present in the house. The upstairs massage room is very accommodating and peaceful. Music playing, clean sheets, legit massage.

She is very friendly and definitely ensures you leave happy.

Velvet did a great job of cleaning up during the massage before and after the flip with warm wet towels to remove any excess oil. For those that are verified and like a good massage, friendly conversation, and a no rush situation. She is definitely worth the time and money.

I should also mention that I set this up a day in advance and never once did she call or text to delay or cancel the appointment. Her ads are spot on for what you can expect from a visit with her.

I know she has plenty of happy customers and I have joined those ranks. Like many have said before me, there is not much that you can say positive about her that many others haven't already said.

Hmmm I am so glad I treat everyone nice. Didn't even know I had seen a senior member this week. You are very sweet and kind. I can't wait to see you again. For anyone that is afraid of dogs please let me know and I will put him away. Even though he is a sweet dog I want my place to be warm and inviting. Can't wait to have the pleasure of seeing you again. Have a wonderful weekend.

Always,

Velvet does a BODY good!

**Velvet Rayne** · 10-21-16 16:06

Originally Posted by JoeBlows7 [View Original Post]

In my dream she was a a very accommodating provider. Decent neighborhood with multiple tables upstairs. Gave a very good massage and finished the dream just how I imagined. Next time I will be sure to take advantage of the milking table. Would repeat, especially when I am I need of a good run down.

I bet you could give me a great run for my money. So please do not see me if you want me to run you down but, I will gladly rub up, down, and all over! Can't wait to see you again you for sure are one of a kind guy.

Velvet does a BODY good!!