Massage Parlor Reports

[Kminstlou]

Catz delivers a great massage with special ending. One of the better values out there. She's mature, and fairly thin, but still hot to an old guy like me. Do a search on her name in BP Massage and you can find her.

[TDBomb]

New and looking to indulge for the first time. If anyone would be so kind as to PM me their advice, it would be much appreciated. Also, been searching for reviews of massage bunny with little results. Any info would be greatly appreciated.

[Starkness]

Have been meaning to try Annie at massage bunny for quite some time just because of how beautiful she looks. She definitely is beautiful, but the whole setup was very problematic and I would not recommend =(.

First time I was scheduled to see her she was late. I kept getting strung along by the scheduler saying she was close. I left after 25 minutes of waiting.

I agreed to a reschedule later on thinking she would make it up to me. Again, she was slightly late (5-10 min) but I did get to see her. Yes, beautiful and yes friendly. Says she was going to massage school which is cool. However, some guy who must've been scheduled kept knocking on the door loudly off and on for like 20 minutes. It freaked both of us out and the vibe was ruined. I couldn't get off on the flip mostly because she was not into it at all.

To sum up, the scheduling and set up is not good and the lack of enthusiasm killed any chance of fixing it.

[Prince47]

It's been a while since I saw Sara, as I much prefer Tammy being slimmer, but Sara told me she moved back from out East because her sister was doing so well.

Thanks for all the intel. It has definitely piqued my curiosity and also 'little bit's'.

P47.

[DirtyDuke]

After some time off, I finally made another visit to see this gorgeous girl. For those who haven't read my reviews on her previously, just stop reading now and make a call to see her. She is, without a doubt, the best provider I have ever seen -- yes I recognize the list of providers I've seen is shorter than a lot of folks on here but this girl is tough to top.

In any event, I met her at her location which was easy to find. It was very clean which shouldn't come as a surprise since every place I have seen her has been clean. She was as cute and bubbly as ever and gave me a wonderful greeting since we hadn't seen each other in a while. This girl goes out of her way to make you feel special and does a wonderful job at it. So, we head back to her bedroom and she helps me get undressed while I do the same to her. Simply undressing this sexy girl is a great experience. You could leave right after and still be happy -- but definitely don't undress her and leave, stay for the fun. We make out a bit and this girl can most definitely kiss. Then onto the bed and she starts working my back. Great massage and my lower back actually feels better now than it did when I showed up so there's a plus. The other plus is having that sexy body of hers rubbing against you.

I flipped over and she really went to work but not until after I was required to help her slip out of her panties without the use of my hands. Having those sexy eyes of hers look up at you while she's playing with you is one of the most erotic sights I've ever experienced. The rest becomes a blur of excitement with an absolutely gorgeous young woman. After I pop which, frankly, would be easy to do after about 5 seconds of being naked with her, we lay and talk for a while to catch up. Then off to a shower to clean up where I was luckly enough to have some hot company join me in there.

On the way out I got to meet her friend Sidney who she works with and I think has been reviewed on here. It was only a brief hello but she's definitely hot and seems quite nice too.

So, read my prior reviews and you'll see I'm a broken record. This girl is worth everything she asks for and more. If her phone isn't constantly ringing off the hook then the St. Louis monger community has simply failed to do its job. Treat her right and have fun.

DD.

[Bill Bradsky]

I had a text conversation with this girl a few weeks ago but never pulled the trigger. The links are dead. I wish I still had her number I would for sure blow her up until she blocked me, but that's the good thing about burner numbers you can create as many as you want. I hate girl like this. If you look close to your fake pictures fine, I get you have friends and family, but when your not even the same hair color or 100 pounds heavier, fuck off.

I hope next time you show up to a providers house and the provider looks nothing like the photos you turn and leave. I have stayed and it never turns out good. Lesson learned.

This should be enough to avoid the problem in the future. 636-675-22 xx.

[MrFord]

I had a text conversation with this girl a few weeks ago but never pulled the trigger. The links are dead. I wish I still had her number I would for sure blow her up until she blocked me, but that's the good thing about burner numbers you can create as many as you want. I hate girl like this. If you look close to your fake pictures fine, I get you have friends and family, but when your not even the same hair color or 100 pounds heavier, fuck off.

I hope next time you show up to a providers house and the provider looks nothing like the photos you turn and leave. I have stayed and it never turns out good. Lesson learned.

Katie 6 three6 XXX 2290.

Agree with you there. I was trying to be nice and didn't make a fudge about it. I said fuck it, a HJ will do but the ***** were all about scamming people. I mean. You dare to advertise fake pic claim it real and recent, and the guy show up didn't mine that your a fucking cow. Her ass should be grateful. I hate all this stupid ****. We work hard for our money and we play fair by the book and should be treated rite.

[Hidden120]

I second with you. Had great experiences with both but not seems to be relatives to each other. Though their techniques are similar at some extent.

It's been a while since I saw Sara, as I much prefer Tammy being slimmer, but Sara told me she moved back from out East because her sister was doing so well.

[Hidden120]

Have a plan to visit Chicago via Champaign, IL in Nov. Can someone share the intel over the places like Champaign, Dectour, Urbana, Springfield, etc. If wanted to keep it hide, then you can PM me.

Thanks in advance.

Side Note: Digging some intel from Illinois thread but wanted to get some from this thread as well.

I've enjoyed Hong Kong in Bloomington. Full menu if I remember correctly.

[MeatHammer]

I had a text conversation with this girl a few weeks ago but never pulled the trigger. The links are dead. I wish I still had her number I would for sure blow her up until she blocked me, but that's the good thing about burner numbers you can create as many as you want. I hate girl like this. If you look close to your fake pictures fine, I get you have friends and family, but when your not even the same hair color or 100 pounds heavier, fuck off.

I hope next time you show up to a providers house and the provider looks nothing like the photos you turn and leave. I have stayed and it never turns out good. Lesson learned.

[MrFord]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-babe/22663860

OK this is my first time post but definitely not new to the site. I normally lay low and under the radar, but my recent encounter has crossed the line.

This is my fault for not doing the research and let the little brain took over. Where do I begin.

She posted in both section escort and bodyrub. 120 hh escort, and 140 hh bodyrubs. I went with the 120 hh bodyrub. Instructed to a condo on valley park, text for condo #. I was nervous because I don't know what she really look like, when ask are pictures real, she said yes, plus she sounded cocky or stupid on the text. So I came up the stair ring the door bell. Wola it ain't her in the pics not even close. How do I put this. She look like Rosie o Donnell 10 yrs ago. Ask to come in and put donation on counter, didn't even ask how much. Red flag. The bed is in the living room and it so freaking dark that I couldn't see a thing, was told it get brighter, nope it doesn't get brighter, I couldn't even see her or my self, it was dark. I didn't care much because I was just hoping for a HJ release. Ask to undress but leave undie on WTF. Another red flag. Lay on bed and started the massage on the back with lotion, start to yapping yapping I mean yapping non stop, 2 min later already down to my thigh and try to pull the boxer to the side, not off. I said you can take it off. She said it OK. Red flags.

I ask what are we doing, she reply you just lay back and I do the work. Continues yapping. I said you can skip the lotion because there are just tons of lotion on me already and it scented. She said it ok I can wipe it off later. I reply you can skip the massage. She ask then what do you want to do. I said your ads are on escort and bodyrub. She said yes escort are companionship and that what am doing. Lmao where in the dictionary that said escort are company that yapping. I told her I came for bodyrubs, she said bodyrub are massage on an actual table lmao. I was like WTF wrong with this lady.

Thing became awkward quickly. She said I should have known when you ask to take off the boxer. She said escort are not prostitutes, escort are companionship. Told me to get dress and grab my stuff and get out. I was there no more then 10 min so I ask how much you charge me then. I look at the counter and the money is already gone. She told me not her fault that I wasted my time. I swear I just want to choke her to death when she said that.

As I were leaving I got so frustrated that I text her back saying fake pic, scaming people, and stupid not knowing anything about backpage. Also told her that I will make sure everysite get a review. She text back threatening me that she has my # and plate # along with the text message and she will give it to law enforcement. I reply back laughing and said good luck you dumb cow.

Sorry for the long post but am trying to be as detail as possible.

[MrFord]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-babe/22663860

OK this is my first time post but definitely not new to the site. I normally lay low and under the radar, but my recent encounter has crossed the line.

This is my fault for not doing the research and let the little brain took over. Where do I begin.

She posted in both section escort and bodyrub. 120 hh escort, and 140 hh bodyrubs. I went with the 120 hh bodyrub. Instructed to a condo on valley park, text for condo #. I was nervous because I don't know what she really look like, when ask are pictures real, she said yes, plus she sounded cocky or stupid on the text. So I came up the stair ring the door bell. Wola it ain't her in the pics not even close. How do I put this. She look like Rosie o Donnell 10 yrs ago. Ask to come in and put donation on counter, didn't even ask how much. Red flag. The bed is in the living room and it so freaking dark that I couldn't see a thing, was told it get brighter, nope it doesn't get brighter, I couldn't even see her or my self, it was dark. I didn't care much because I was just hoping for a HJ release. Ask to undress but leave undie on WTF. Another red flag. Lay on bed and started the massage on the back with lotion, start to yapping yapping I mean yapping non stop, 2 min later already down to my thigh and try to pull the boxer to the side, not off. I said you can take it off. She said it OK. Red flags.

I ask what are we doing, she reply you just lay back and I do the work. Continues yapping. I said you can skip the lotion because there are just tons of lotion on me already and it scented. She said it ok I can wipe it off later. I reply you can skip the massage. She ask then what do you want to do. I said your ads are on escort and bodyrub. She said yes escort are companionship and that what am doing. Lmao where in the dictionary that said escort are company that yapping. I told her I came for bodyrubs, she said bodyrub are massage on an actual table lmao. I was like WTF wrong with this lady.

Thing became awkward quickly. She said I should have known when you ask to take off the boxer. She said escort are not prostitutes, escort are companionship. Told me to get dress and grab my stuff and get out. I was there no more then 10 min so I ask how much you charge me then. I look at the counter and the money is already gone. She told me not her fault that I wasted my time. I swear I just want to choke her to death when she said that.

As I were leaving I got so frustrated that I text her back saying fake pic, scaming people, and stupid not knowing anything about backpage. Also told her that I will make sure everysite get a review. She text back threatening me that she has my # and plate # along with the text message and she will give it to law enforcement. I reply back laughing and said good luck you dumb cow.

Sorry for the long post but am trying to be as detail as possible.

[Lucia99]

If this is the same Elena who worked out of her house across from South County Mall, she offered light touch massage and tension relief. Back then she was worth your time and $.

L.

Thanks Gents for the upsate on Elena! Not sure if I'm going to pull the trigger.

[MScofield]

Have a plan to visit Chicago via Champaign, IL in Nov. Can someone share the intel over the places like Champaign, Dectour, Urbana, Springfield, etc. If wanted to keep it hide, then you can PM me.

Thanks in advance.

Side Note: Digging some intel from Illinois thread but wanted to get some from this thread as well.

[MScofield]

Both are good. I've seen them both. But I'd have never pegged them as real sisters! They have such different bodies and their faces are not similar. Just my opinion. Sort of. Not an argument here. Just kind of a "wow!" response to that possible reality.

LTB.

I second with you. Had great experiences with both but not seems to be relatives to each other. Though their techniques are similar at some extent.