Massage Parlor Reports

[Ozymandias]

Is it me or is there a CoCo at every AMP?

Can't they think of a different name for god's sake?

Please.

No more CoCos.

No More Sophia / Sophie.

No more Lucys.

It's to hard to keep track of. The only upside is when they ask "You been here before?

Answer, "Yes, I saw CoCo. ".

This is funny because I have absolutely done this in the past.

"Yes, I've been here before. ".

"Who you see?

"Pinky. ".

"Okay. ".

"Coco" works just as well.

O.

[SunSin1]

Your earnest pleas will be forwarded to the American Asian Massage Parlor Bureau for consideration and review, Mr. SunSin1. In the past the Bureau has required that each AMP employ a CoCo for ease of identification purposes. In deference to your anguished cries perhaps a saturation point has been reached in the usage of this quite common name? A recommendation will be tendered to the Bureau to at least consider a gradual de-emphasis of this generic, pervasive, and admittedly tiresome moniker as it is obviously affecting the mental well-being of earnest mongers everywhere, yourself included. Would a CoCo to KooKoo be more aesthetically pleasing? Please allow six weeks for the Bureau's final decision. We thank you for your patience.

How about this?

In order to combat this issue every monger in ATL has to go by the name Bob for an entire month?

That will motivate them to be more creative.

[Petey1015]

Which Healthy, there are two in the Alpharetta area.

I believe he's referring to Vinings.

[HobbyMan51]

Is it me or is there a CoCo at every AMP?

Can't they think of a different name for god's sake?

Please.

No more CoCos.

No More Sophia / Sophie.

No more Lucys.

It's to hard to keep track of. The only upside is when they ask "You been here before?

Answer, "Yes, I saw CoCo. ".

Your earnest pleas will be forwarded to the American Asian Massage Parlor Bureau for consideration and review, Mr. SunSin1. In the past the Bureau has required that each AMP employ a CoCo for ease of identification purposes. In deference to your anguished cries perhaps a saturation point has been reached in the usage of this quite common name? A recommendation will be tendered to the Bureau to at least consider a gradual de-emphasis of this generic, pervasive, and admittedly tiresome moniker as it is obviously affecting the mental well-being of earnest mongers everywhere, yourself included. Would a CoCo to KooKoo be more aesthetically pleasing? Please allow six weeks for the Bureau's final decision. We thank you for your patience.

[HobbyMan51]

Which Healthy, there are two in the Alpharetta area.

I think he's talking about the Healthy Massage in the Cumberland / Vinings / Smyrna area.

[SunSin1]

This just happened. I was on my way home and I noticed two women walking up the road. I saw that they were either Hispanic or or Asian, so I went to take a closer look. They then turned into the shopping center where Healthy Massage was. I then knew that one (or both) worked there cuz after getting a better look at the tall one (ugly, lanky, too much makeup, and wearing a blue mini skirt) I knew I've seen her while I was there. The other was dressed like she was about to hit the club: short, between thin and medium, high heels, tight black shirt that made her look like she had bigger than average Asian tits, glasses, and white jeans. I asked if she worked there (pointed to Healthy Massage) and she said she did. Told me her name was Coco. I told her I'd be back to see her. As I left she held up her phone and started taking selfies (she was doing that before I talked to her). Just letting why'all know about her. I got suckered with the "see a cute or sexy girl and have little head outthink big head resulting in blue balls" bit a couple weeks ago at P Z Massage. I've never seen Coco there in the few times I've been. If anyone TOFTT with Coco let us know.

Is it me or is there a CoCo at every AMP?

Can't they think of a different name for god's sake?

Please.

No more CoCos.

No More Sophia / Sophie.

No more Lucys.

It's to hard to keep track of. The only upside is when they ask "You been here before?

Answer, "Yes, I saw CoCo. ".

[Jaguar57]

This just happened. I was on my way home and I noticed two women walking up the road. I saw that they were either Hispanic or or Asian, so I went to take a closer look. They then turned into the shopping center where Healthy Massage was. I then knew that one (or both) worked there cuz after getting a better look at the tall one (ugly, lanky, too much makeup, and wearing a blue mini skirt) I knew I've seen her while I was there. The other was dressed like she was about to hit the club: short, between thin and medium, high heels, tight black shirt that made her look like she had bigger than average Asian tits, glasses, and white jeans. I asked if she worked there (pointed to Healthy Massage) and she said she did. Told me her name was Coco. I told her I'd be back to see her. As I left she held up her phone and started taking selfies (she was doing that before I talked to her). Just letting why'all know about her. I got suckered with the "see a cute or sexy girl and have little head outthink big head resulting in blue balls" bit a couple weeks ago at P Z Massage. I've never seen Coco there in the few times I've been. If anyone TOFTT with Coco let us know.

Which Healthy, there are two in the Alpharetta area.

[MassageAwesome]

This just happened. I was on my way home and I noticed two women walking up the road. I saw that they were either Hispanic or or Asian, so I went to take a closer look. They then turned into the shopping center where Healthy Massage was. I then knew that one (or both) worked there cuz after getting a better look at the tall one (ugly, lanky, too much makeup, and wearing a blue mini skirt) I knew I've seen her while I was there. The other was dressed like she was about to hit the club: short, between thin and medium, high heels, tight black shirt that made her look like she had bigger than average Asian tits, glasses, and white jeans. I asked if she worked there (pointed to Healthy Massage) and she said she did. Told me her name was Coco. I told her I'd be back to see her. As I left she held up her phone and started taking selfies (she was doing that before I talked to her). Just letting why'all know about her. I got suckered with the "see a cute or sexy girl and have little head outthink big head resulting in blue balls" bit a couple weeks ago at P Z Massage. I've never seen Coco there in the few times I've been. If anyone TOFTT with Coco let us know.

[Niteluvr]

I first got hooked on the hobby when I was working on a project Hong Kong where young Chinese women were plenty and very affordable. I decided to try a stateside AMP last year in NY (NY health club? Drew a lady in her late 40's / early 50's with saggy tits and I thought oh well I'll just get the massage (just got off a longhaul flight and I needed one). It started with a great massage and she kept complimenting my body all the way through, in Mandarin no less. On the flip I decided to let her follow through. She kept saying how lucky she was to have me (I'm 25 with athletic build). Afterwards I felt the whole experience was really, really rapey, as she was old enough to be my mom. Not that I'm traumatized, but it's something I wouldn't repeat.

After RTFF for a bit it seems like most providers in the states (esp. Around ATL) are on the older side. I'm hoping why'all can point me to spots with younger masseuses who give good massages. I understand that may mean extras might not be on the table or harder to get, but that's something I can live with.

Saw a recommendation for a spot up in Woodstock but hoping for something closer to ITP as I live in town. Thanks a bunch.

Try Mina or Tammy at the new Harmony Massage on Chamblee-Tucker Rd near I-285. Legit but good massage.

[TryHarder2016]

I first got hooked on the hobby when I was working on a project Hong Kong where young Chinese women were plenty and very affordable. I decided to try a stateside AMP last year in NY (NY health club? Drew a lady in her late 40's / early 50's with saggy tits and I thought oh well I'll just get the massage (just got off a longhaul flight and I needed one). It started with a great massage and she kept complimenting my body all the way through, in Mandarin no less. On the flip I decided to let her follow through. She kept saying how lucky she was to have me (I'm 25 with athletic build). Afterwards I felt the whole experience was really, really rapey, as she was old enough to be my mom. Not that I'm traumatized, but it's something I wouldn't repeat.

After RTFF for a bit it seems like most providers in the states (esp. Around ATL) are on the older side. I'm hoping why'all can point me to spots with younger masseuses who give good massages. I understand that may mean extras might not be on the table or harder to get, but that's something I can live with.

Saw a recommendation for a spot up in Woodstock but hoping for something closer to ITP as I live in town. Thanks a bunch.

[Jaguar57]

I went to Sunset (haven't been there in a while), and Lena says Susan quit. Anyone know where she went? I stayed anyway and saw a new girl, Coco. Very PYT from Cali. Massage 8, Looks 7-8, will be back for an hour. $40 HH /40 tip.

[NewAndAlone]

I always wanted to try an agency but it seems like they all require references which I do not have, what should I do?

[PittsburghGuy]

Saw a masseuse advertised on eros. Grayson rose. Anyone have any info?

[Niteluvr]

So what's going on in Doraville? Sorry I'm seldom in that area (twice a year). I heard they raised prices at places like Rainbow Spa and Royal Spa. Are they stopping "the fun"? Is it the same as Cobb and Sandy Springs with the po po?

Doraville wants to limit the number of massage parlors.

[MassageAwesome]

Yeah, thought about it last night and realized it was Mark and Heather's place, across the street from Checkers. Drove by today and saw the For Rent sign. Guess they fell victim to the new Doraville we-ain't-going-to-renew-any-massage-establishment-licenses policy.

So what's going on in Doraville? Sorry I'm seldom in that area (twice a year). I heard they raised prices at places like Rainbow Spa and Royal Spa. Are they stopping "the fun"? Is it the same as Cobb and Sandy Springs with the po po?