Massage Parlor Reports

[Mr Bao]

So I've noticed over the last 6 months that most (not all) of the AMP houses are getting older and uglier massage therapists!! Is everybody else feeling the same thing? So I went to.

My fall back Chi knowing I could get a beautiful young lady who gave me everything I wanted! Guess what!! The masa ugly virus hit there as well. I couldn't believe how far down this place has fallen! Lucy is still there and she is OK but the rest (I saw 2 more) holy geez!

If everyone stopped going for a week, maybe they will notice a change and always use the other head to think if you want top of the line young girl. Quit going to Chinatown and Quincy for now as those AMPs are being watched. If ya horny mongers ignore it, then I'll see your mugshot sooner or later. Those AMPs are bringing retired ladies out with lots of makeup which doesn't conceal their age. If ya keep going to these AMPs and keeping them in business, granny's will jerk you soon.

[MassageMama]

So I've noticed over the last 6 months that most (not all) of the AMP houses are getting older and uglier massage therapists!! Is everybody else feeling the same thing? So I went to.

My fall back Chi knowing I could get a beautiful young lady who gave me everything I wanted! Guess what!! The masa ugly virus hit there as well. I couldn't believe how far down this place has fallen! Lucy is still there and she is OK but the rest (I saw 2 more) holy geez!

[Thomas Smith]

Stopped by Tulip again last night since the girls at Pink weren't answering the phone. Standard. 4/. 4 for a half hour session. They will push for a full hour and will pout if you ask for a half.

Easy street parking. Beacon St. Tends to be fairly busy, so getting into Tulip might get you the stinkeye from people on the street. Luckily, you go in and then wait at an door on the inside before someone lets you in.

Got a masseuse named CiCi or something along those lines. She said she was leaving in a week or so to go back home. Massage was okay, finish was basic. She pushed for an upsell to. 8 to lift her bra and shirt, but I declined. Do other mongers really pay that much?

I only really go to Tulip when my regular places don't answer the phone. It's quick and I leave happy every single time.

[TheIceGuy]

Time to move to the correct forum for this issue since I'm off the topic of non-asian.

How updated and accurate are the reviews on rubmaps? I see Methuen has a few, which is close to me. Which one is a better one in the area to try?

[Zimmm33]

I had a very similar visit recently. Though when she signaled. 6, I signaled. 4 and held firm. Decent massage. Decent looks for late 30's early 40's. Smelled the same way. Not good. I may give it one more try, and if smell is still there, I won't repeat. FWIW, the place seemed decently clean EXCEPT for the smell.

Tried the new AMP in Amesbury tonight.

The bad: in a very visible spot right in Market square. GPS tip: look for Market St, not Market Sq, or you're likely to end up in Newburyport. Place smelled a bit of cat piss; I almost left due to this. Woman asked for. 6 for standard ending + UTC roaming up top. I agreed though I was mildly annoyed. I was shorted on time by about 10 minutes.

The good: no lock and doorbell setup; you can just walk right in, which is good since it's in one of the busiest spots in town. Woman was your typical older but reasonably attractive AMP provider (perhaps this comment should go in the 'bad' section). At the start she did something I've never experienced: patted my naked ass and made some compliment, then reached under and cupped my balls. This was good because I didn't have to spend the massage wondering it it was a "legit only" place. Massage was very good and release was also pretty good.

I'd probably repeat; she got the job done.

[HowardSprague]

This is true; like I posted when discussing the shop on the high numbers of Harrison Ave on the edge of Chinatown, the girl is trying to tell me that standard in Boston is 80/120/160 or something like that. What a joke, she can tell me that all day long but I'm still walking out of there and she's not getting shit. Not being a total asshole to other people doesn't mean you have to get taken advantage of. The two aren't mutually exclusive. We all know what is standard / average and we work from there.

Why don't we have a "Like" button here?

[Plemo]

Visited C and are today. Coco. Had a slightly better than average visit. Looks 6, rub 7, HJ 8. . 6 for hour plus. 6 tip. UTC top. Average overall. Not likely to repeat. Other locations are better overall.

[Johnson686]

Tried the new AMP in Amesbury tonight.

The bad: in a very visible spot right in Market square. GPS tip: look for Market St, not Market Sq, or you're likely to end up in Newburyport. Place smelled a bit of cat piss; I almost left due to this. Woman asked for. 6 for standard ending + UTC roaming up top. I agreed though I was mildly annoyed. I was shorted on time by about 10 minutes.

The good: no lock and doorbell setup; you can just walk right in, which is good since it's in one of the busiest spots in town. Woman was your typical older but reasonably attractive AMP provider (perhaps this comment should go in the 'bad' section). At the start she did something I've never experienced: patted my naked ass and made some compliment, then reached under and cupped my balls. This was good because I didn't have to spend the massage wondering it it was a "legit only" place. Massage was very good and release was also pretty good.

I'd probably repeat; she got the job done.

[Spaz2580]

Thanks for info, good to know.

I've frequented julie in the past because of location and price. Happiness and UTC everywhere has always been had by me.

[Ambrose]

This is true; like I posted when discussing the shop on the high numbers of Harrison Ave on the edge of Chinatown, the girl is trying to tell me that standard in Boston is 80/120/160 or something like that. What a joke, she can tell me that all day long but I'm still walking out of there and she's not getting shit. Not being a total asshole to other people doesn't mean you have to get taken advantage of. The two aren't mutually exclusive. We all know what is standard / average and we work from there.

The girls in that spa don't expect the same amount as each other. Right after they opened I went there to check it out and the girl I saw was from CA, her prices were way out of line, like double what we pay now. I didn't go back for a few months but when I did go back things had changed for the better as far as prices go. I think I know the girl who quoted those prices to you. She and I discussed this in great detail. When she said 80, she was including the house charge too, so she thought she was only getting 20 for a tip. After I explained it to her she was fine with it.

[Herow]

HD anf Herow are spot on. Trying to cheap out on these women is not the best approach to getting continuously good service. What is somewhat difficult / confusing is what some women think is the "standard tip" for a particular service level. I don't think that there is an easy answer to this so trying to get an agreement on it is probably the best thing to do even if a bit of a downer during a session.

This is true; like I posted when discussing the shop on the high numbers of Harrison Ave on the edge of Chinatown, the girl is trying to tell me that standard in Boston is 80/120/160 or something like that. What a joke, she can tell me that all day long but I'm still walking out of there and she's not getting shit. Not being a total asshole to other people doesn't mean you have to get taken advantage of. The two aren't mutually exclusive. We all know what is standard / average and we work from there.

[Member #4063]

Several times I agreed on $100 for service, but the service wound up being off the chart so I gave more. Never have I given less then an agreed amount but did give verbal dissapointment when it was due. Big issue is when no pre agreement is made and she expects more than standard fee when done. That can be a big problem.

HD anf Herow are spot on. Trying to cheap out on these women is not the best approach to getting continuously good service. What is somewhat difficult / confusing is what some women think is the "standard tip" for a particular service level. I don't think that there is an easy answer to this so trying to get an agreement on it is probably the best thing to do even if a bit of a downer during a session.

[HappyDave]

The 40/80/100 charged for services isn't a tip, no matter what the forum slang for it is. Those prices are the cost for a service. The 10 or 20 extra that some guys leave for great service: that's a tip. You can definitely try to negotiate the price of the service; some girls may expect higher and that is fine because they are the ones selling the service. Some may accept lower and that is fine as well. When a price is decided on and you then leave them LESS, not because of problems with the service but just because that's part of your journey on the road to becoming a full fledged rapist then you are being a jerk.

The TIP is whatever you may optionally choose to leave on top of that service fee. I often end up leaving an extra 10 or 20 when I stumble upon a great provider. It has never raised prices for other people; it just raises skirts for me. Not only with that girl but often with the other girls she works with. They DO talk to each other, about the guys they like and especially the disgusting weirdos they encounter.

Don't be a disgusting weirdo and stop pretending you have some god-given right to these women's bodies for whatever price you think is right. You don't. Instead of everyone worrying about tips, we should be worrying about members of this forum who have shown some really disgusting behavior to us in their reviews. They are the ones having a negative effect on all of us, making girls more reluctant to be open with us, lowering the level of service we get, creating fear with the girls, or even girls leaving early to rotate back to NYC to avoid seeing these members again. That's what needs to stop.

Several times I agreed on $100 for service, but the service wound up being off the chart so I gave more. Never have I given less then an agreed amount but did give verbal dissapointment when it was due. Big issue is when no pre agreement is made and she expects more than standard fee when done. That can be a big problem.

[Herow]

The 40/80/100 charged for services isn't a tip, no matter what the forum slang for it is. Those prices are the cost for a service. The 10 or 20 extra that some guys leave for great service: that's a tip. You can definitely try to negotiate the price of the service; some girls may expect higher and that is fine because they are the ones selling the service. Some may accept lower and that is fine as well. When a price is decided on and you then leave them LESS, not because of problems with the service but just because that's part of your journey on the road to becoming a full fledged rapist then you are being a jerk.

The TIP is whatever you may optionally choose to leave on top of that service fee. I often end up leaving an extra 10 or 20 when I stumble upon a great provider. It has never raised prices for other people; it just raises skirts for me. Not only with that girl but often with the other girls she works with. They DO talk to each other, about the guys they like and especially the disgusting weirdos they encounter.

Don't be a disgusting weirdo and stop pretending you have some god-given right to these women's bodies for whatever price you think is right. You don't. Instead of everyone worrying about tips, we should be worrying about members of this forum who have shown some really disgusting behavior to us in their reviews. They are the ones having a negative effect on all of us, making girls more reluctant to be open with us, lowering the level of service we get, creating fear with the girls, or even girls leaving early to rotate back to NYC to avoid seeing these members again. That's what needs to stop.

If a few guys overtip, are they causing the prices to rise for everyone? The answer is -- it depends.

Let's assume the average AMP worker is available 10 hours per day, six days per week. She sees, on average, three customers per day. She is willing to see, on average, six customers per day. She is only making money 50% of the time she hopes to make money.

Over the course of a day, if she is with a customer, your wait time, on average, will not exceed an hour.

In this scenario, if 20% of her customers tip an extra $20, it will rarely affect the other 80%. Moreover, even if the big tipper causes prices to rise, it will take months before it affects every customer.

Plug your provider's uncompensated time / capacity into the above scenario, and you will make a better prediction of expected / required tips.

In general, the only person affected by "overtipping", is the "overtipper" himself. He is raising the expectation of a higher tip solely for the services he receives

That's my $0. 02, not adjusted for inflation.

[Oldmonger]

If a few guys overtip, are they causing the prices to rise for everyone? The answer is -- it depends.

Let's assume the average AMP worker is available 10 hours per day, six days per week. She sees, on average, three customers per day. She is willing to see, on average, six customers per day. She is only making money 50% of the time she hopes to make money.

Over the course of a day, if she is with a customer, your wait time, on average, will not exceed an hour.

In this scenario, if 20% of her customers tip an extra $20, it will rarely affect the other 80%. Moreover, even if the big tipper causes prices to rise, it will take months before it affects every customer.

Plug your provider's uncompensated time / capacity into the above scenario, and you will make a better prediction of expected / required tips.

In general, the only person affected by "overtipping", is the "overtipper" himself. He is raising the expectation of a higher tip solely for the services he receives

That's my $0. 02, not adjusted for inflation.