Massage Parlor Reports

**SimpleK** · 10-13-16 03:09

Originally Posted by Junk69 [View Original Post]

Doesn't sound like you got any service at all. Could be that thought you were sketchy. Been a lot of trouble at the building recently (Go Go and Ocean both busted). I've had to wait a bit sometimes which is really annoying, but they don't count that time. Not sure who you saw there. The girls are certainly not 60+ but there was one girl who was pretty old. I asked mama if anyone actually saw her and she said that she had many regular customers (WTF! Anyway maybe I am the only one who goes there. Haven't run into any of you h*ny f*ks there yet and there's plenty other places to go in that building.

I used to go to Empire until they bait and switched me so I've been going Cypress because I always have a good time and they've been getting new (yes, not young) girls. I'm an old fat ugly dude and so I'm not interested in adventure, dealing with some young girls shitty attitude, the "no no no", hurry up and cum, or look of disgust when she pulls the towel off. Key thing here is "always" have a good time. I've never seen anyone drugged out there but mama gets a little sauced sometimes.

Has anyone else gone here and gotten service? I can't be the only one!

If they was sketchy they wouldn't have take my house fee and be a ***** about giving it back! 100% of your posts is about cypress. Cmon man! Empire never did a bait and switch and they closed down over a year ago, so I don't see how you started going to cypress after empire shut down.

**Junk69** · 10-12-16 23:11

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**Scott4** · 10-12-16 10:13

Originally Posted by Junk69 [View Original Post]

Mama tells me there is a new girl and to come try. I don't really like trying new (especially a new spa) because I hate not knowing what I'll get. So I go and see Macy instead who I know will satisfy. I'm on the table getting a nice back rub from Macy for about 30 minutes when suddenly I'm feeling this crazy four hands instead of Macy's tiny two. Macy asks me to flip and sure enough the new girl (Kalani or something) is there too. She's a cute mixed Asian, super white skin, maybe mid to late 30's, cute-ish face with natural D's. A little chubby but not obese. Anyway Macy gets busy with jr in her mouth (she's so small it's fun watching her try to get it all in and I'm hardly big) and Kalani's rubbing the boys and groin area saying "You like f*ucking Asian girls?" in a super sexy voice. Um. Yeah! Nearly blew my load right there in Macy's mouth! Off come the panties on both and we get down to serious business. Nice wet nani's and they allowed me to switch between them many times. The contrast between Macy's small body and Kalani's was intoxicating. I can't say who felt better! They seem to really enjoy themselves. Lots of cute giggling and no objections to my moves (except "no back door preeze" haha). I've never had two at once before and thought I'd be too nervous. These ladies are a bit older, but shoot, they know how to preeze! MSOG on both of them. Left a healthy tip for an unexpectedly great experience! Mama gave me pics to share (not x-rated) if you want to see just PM me. She also said she has younger 26 yo named Sasha (I think I saw her in passing once) but you have to make an appointment to see her. If you have tried her please post a review! One note about Cypress you should know is that they never discuss $ except the house fee. Use standard monger protocol or they will ask you to leave.

So was this BB service.

**DaBuggah808** · 10-12-16 07:02

Originally Posted by VinceP [View Original Post]

Been hobbying for a while but new to the AMP scene. Like the mature provider pics that Asia spa has in there ads. Figured I would give it a try. They are at 1654 kalakaua and fern St. Wanted to see if anyone has some recent experience there.

Thanks in advance.

Hey braddah Vince, I've been mongering for about 6 years or so now and have been to most places here. Definitely sad now that Kison is closedHowever, I popped my AMP cherry at Asia Spa way back in the day. Back then it was definitely mature asian providers so don't expect young spinners if you go there. The location is somewhat convenient with the lot next to the liquor shop or cigarette shop. If you do go please report back! I haven't been there in years LOL. Stay safe out there brother.

**Sukme** · 10-12-16 05:07

Sounds fun, BBFS BBBJ, Dfk, pussy to mouth to pussy to pussy and msog?

Originally Posted by Junk69 [View Original Post]

Mama tells me there is a new girl and to come try. I don't really like trying new (especially a new spa) because I hate not knowing what I'll get. So I go and see Macy instead who I know will satisfy. I'm on the table getting a nice back rub from Macy for about 30 minutes when suddenly I'm feeling this crazy four hands instead of Macy's tiny two. Macy asks me to flip and sure enough the new girl (Kalani or something) is there too. She's a cute mixed Asian, super white skin, maybe mid to late 30's, cute-ish face with natural D's. A little chubby but not obese. Anyway Macy gets busy with jr in her mouth (she's so small it's fun watching her try to get it all in and I'm hardly big) and Kalani's rubbing the boys and groin area saying "You like f*ucking Asian girls?" in a super sexy voice. Um. Yeah! Nearly blew my load right there in Macy's mouth! Off come the panties on both and we get down to serious business. Nice wet nani's and they allowed me to switch between them many times. The contrast between Macy's small body and Kalani's was intoxicating. I can't say who felt better! They seem to really enjoy themselves. Lots of cute giggling and no objections to my moves (except "no back door preeze" haha). I've never had two at once before and thought I'd be too nervous. These ladies are a bit older, but shoot, they know how to preeze! MSOG on both of them. Left a healthy tip for an unexpectedly great experience! Mama gave me pics to share (not x-rated) if you want to see just PM me. She also said she has younger 26 yo named Sasha (I think I saw her in passing once) but you have to make an appointment to see her. If you have tried her please post a review! One note about Cypress you should know is that they never discuss $ except the house fee. Use standard monger protocol or they will ask you to leave.

**SimpleK** · 10-12-16 04:16

Originally Posted by Junk69 [View Original Post]

Mama tells me there is a new girl and to come try. I don't really like trying new (especially a new spa) because I hate not knowing what I'll get. So I go and see Macy instead who I know will satisfy. I'm on the table getting a nice back rub from Macy for about 30 minutes when suddenly I'm feeling this crazy four hands instead of Macy's tiny two. Macy asks me to flip and sure enough the new girl (Kalani or something) is there too. She's a cute mixed Asian, super white skin, maybe mid to late 30's, cute-ish face with natural D's. A little chubby but not obese. Anyway Macy gets busy with jr in her mouth (she's so small it's fun watching her try to get it all in and I'm hardly big) and Kalani's rubbing the boys and groin area saying "You like f*ucking Asian girls?" in a super sexy voice. Um. Yeah! Nearly blew my load right there in Macy's mouth! Off come the panties on both and we get down to serious business. Nice wet nani's and they allowed me to switch between them many times. The contrast between Macy's small body and Kalani's was intoxicating. I can't say who felt better! They seem to really enjoy themselves. Lots of cute giggling and no objections to my moves (except "no back door preeze" haha). I've never had two at once before and thought I'd be too nervous. These ladies are a bit older, but shoot, they know how to preeze! MSOG on both of them. Left a healthy tip for an unexpectedly great experience! Mama gave me pics to share (not x-rated) if you want to see just PM me. She also said she has younger 26 yo named Sasha (I think I saw her in passing once) but you have to make an appointment to see her. If you have tried her please post a review! One note about Cypress you should know is that they never discuss $ except the house fee. Use standard monger protocol or they will ask you to leave.

I got ripped off at cypress, workers either look 60+ year old, on heavy drugs or a combination of both.

Mama didn't even want to give me my house fee back cause she said I was there for over 15 minutes.

Buts it's because I was waiting for them to show me new workers. I told her I was going to tell everyone she rip me off, so then she gave me my money back. That never happened to me before.

**Vince P** · 10-11-16 20:01

Been hobbying for a while but new to the AMP scene. Like the mature provider pics that Asia spa has in there ads. Figured I would give it a try. They are at 1654 kalakaua and fern St. Wanted to see if anyone has some recent experience there.

Thanks in advance.

**Junk69** · 10-11-16 18:35

Mama tells me there is a new girl and to come try. I don't really like trying new (especially a new spa) because I hate not knowing what I'll get. So I go and see Macy instead who I know will satisfy. I'm on the table getting a nice back rub from Macy for about 30 minutes when suddenly I'm feeling this crazy four hands instead of Macy's tiny two. Macy asks me to flip and sure enough the new girl (Kalani or something) is there too. She's a cute mixed Asian, super white skin, maybe mid to late 30's, cute-ish face with natural D's. A little chubby but not obese. Anyway Macy gets busy with jr in her mouth (she's so small it's fun watching her try to get it all in and I'm hardly big) and Kalani's rubbing the boys and groin area saying "You like f*ucking Asian girls?" in a super sexy voice. Um. Yeah! Nearly blew my load right there in Macy's mouth! Off come the panties on both and we get down to serious business. Nice wet nani's and they allowed me to switch between them many times. The contrast between Macy's small body and Kalani's was intoxicating. I can't say who felt better! They seem to really enjoy themselves. Lots of cute giggling and no objections to my moves (except "no back door preeze" haha). I've never had two at once before and thought I'd be too nervous. These ladies are a bit older, but shoot, they know how to preeze! MSOG on both of them. Left a healthy tip for an unexpectedly great experience! Mama gave me pics to share (not x-rated) if you want to see just PM me. She also said she has younger 26 yo named Sasha (I think I saw her in passing once) but you have to make an appointment to see her. If you have tried her please post a review! One note about Cypress you should know is that they never discuss $ except the house fee. Use standard monger protocol or they will ask you to leave.

**Fire94** · 10-11-16 06:21

Literally 30 min short. Screw this place.

**SimpleK** · 10-10-16 17:07

Originally Posted by Ck813 [View Original Post]

Be very careful when letting MS pick and choose who is you're type no matter how many times you frequent their establishment. I use to frequent VIP at least twice a month and MS could never know my type, all she wanted was me in the door and my money. Kison I frequented there a lot too. MS tell me oh Sugar not here but try this girl I know you like her. She brought in this girl who was kinda chubby, ugly as heck, smokers voice only laugh so be very careful. Most MS only have one thing on their mind no matter how many times you go there, MONEY!

Twice a month is not frequent at all. That's barely even going. Everytime I call Kison and Chanel answered she would always let me know who she think I would like and if there was no one available that would be my type she would tell me so and apologize. And even after reading some good reviews here and I would ask Chanel about that provider she would tell me straight up why I wouldn't like her (age or size). I think Chanel is the only MS that did me right like that though. All other places just say to trust them and bring whoevers and say they're all pretty and good service.

**Ck813** · 10-10-16 09:57

Be very careful when letting MS pick and choose who is you're type no matter how many times you frequent their establishment. I use to frequent VIP at least twice a month and MS could never know my type, all she wanted was me in the door and my money. Kison I frequented there a lot too. MS tell me oh Sugar not here but try this girl I know you like her. She brought in this girl who was kinda chubby, ugly as heck, smokers voice only laugh so be very careful. Most MS only have one thing on their mind no matter how many times you go there, MONEY!

Originally Posted by Redneck1 [View Original Post]

Personally, I tend to agree with Nutmaker's response. For example, the former mamas at Kison and CHM had known me for years and knew what I liked and disliked. So with each of those two mamas, I made sight-unseen appointments with new providers who hadn't yet been reviewed on the forum by other customers, relying on descriptions of the providers by those mamas. Occasionally, those mamas would tell me that a particular provider wasn't my type or my style, which I appreciated, and Jun at CHM would sometimes candidly tell me that one or more other customers had given her some negative or mediocre feedback on a new provider. Even though such honesty could result in less money for those mamas on that specific day or night, over the years it kept me returning to their AMPs as a satisfied customer.

**GrateFu** · 10-09-16 13:44

Originally Posted by Max808 [View Original Post]

I've been there twice. MILF Koreans. Handjob easy, one allowed FIV and one took her titties out for me. Would never partake in FS with the ones I saw. Standard prices. $60 massage and tip up to you, I gave $40 and they were happy.

Thank you for a straight answer.

**BenFrank** · 10-09-16 12:30

Originally Posted by GrateFu [View Original Post]

Does anyone have experience with this place? Kind of interested, but never been there before.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...ur-day/6236173

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...ry-mia/6384690

Mahalo for any info. PM if needed.

BP photos are fake. The only thing that was real is that the girls are Aaian. Crappy massage and girls have zero personality. I've been there once and that was enough. A waste of time and kala for. Me. JMHO YMMV.

**Max808** · 10-09-16 03:31

Originally Posted by GrateFu [View Original Post]

Does anyone have experience with this place? Kind of interested, but never been there before.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...ur-day/6236173

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...ry-mia/6384690

Mahalo for any info. PM if needed.

I've been there twice. MILF Koreans. Handjob easy, one allowed FIV and one took her titties out for me. Would never partake in FS with the ones I saw. Standard prices. $60 massage and tip up to you, I gave $40 and they were happy.