Massage Parlor Reports

[Castlerae]

Must be a new idiot or corrupt politician in town. Those businesses have been around for decades delivering an excellent service and value.

There's been a lot of speculation on the Belvidere thread about why this happened. Most are of the opinion that someone needed some help in an election (or re-election) campaign. Whatever the reason, it seems to have opened the 'moral' flood gates, as the city is now openly floating the idea of issuing business licenses to keep 'this sort' of business from opening in their fair city. I can think of several terms to describe this line of thinking, none of them repeatable in polite company, as it was once said.

[Datsurman]

Must be a new idiot or corrupt politician in town. Those businesses have been around for decades delivering an excellent service and value.

I know some of the people on here like to go to Belvidere to indulge in the services offered by CLV and ERS. If you were planning on heading out there, don't. Crazy Uncle LEO hit both of these parlors, plus the two newer Asian establishments, yesterday. All are closed, and reports are that as many as 14 people were arrested on various charges relating to prostitution. If I had to venture a guess, it would be that some local elected official (either states attorney or elected LEO) needed to make their name known for 'getting tough on crime'. These businesses are the 'low-hanging fruit' that can be busted without a lot of real police work, and they garner the maximum level of local media coverage too. You folks in the Chicago metro area might refer to it as "pulling a Tom D (f) art". However you look at it, it sucks, and odds are none of these businesses is going to be open any time soon.

More here: http://www.wrex.com/story/33098268/2...e-parlor-raids.

[DMichaels69]

That and horrible service and tip extortion so in the end they can be complimented on their size or whatever fake compliments spits out stupid amounts of money to them.

I love how some of you simply settle for mediocrity. This is why we are the 3rd largest city with quite possibly one of the worst hobby scenes for any major city. We feed the old and the ugly and that's exactly what they keep putting before us. I saw somebody today who was 28, fit, hot, and fun. The ad for her place did not have to state "very young little girls" or whatever the fuck they said in the Angel ad. I will go back to that place. I will never go back to Angel.

I do expect some kind of integrity with the places I chose to spend my money at. And this is why I will always prefer European over Asian. Most of the time they use their own pics, or a close representation. They have integrity because it's cultural. They have a sense of pride and self respect.

[ChezBone]

My experience was very different. The masseuse was 28, cute, with good massage skills. Everything was good, left happy. Normal donation. Better luck next time.

Well gentleman. I visited this place recently: http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-area/39987383.

So after reading that ad, one might come to the conclusion that this place has young women willing to provide a HE. Not only was there nobody under 40, but it was a legit place. They have curtains instead of doors and the place is a joke. I was furious but I did not say anything to the provider simply because if I had to guess, it was not her fault. The owner puts those ads up to get us in the door. This is wrong on so many levels. It puts the MT's in a very difficult position, if not a dangerous one. The massage was pretty decent but I had already had my legit massage for the week. I was not looking for another one that was sub par to the one I had at my legit place, that doesn't false advertise.

I don't go to AMP's much anymore. I'm more of an EMP guy myself but I do venture out to one every month or so. It's these types of situations that keep me from going more often. There's something inherently dishonest about Chinese culture when it comes to business and I'm not afraid to state it. Having had to deal with them in my professional life as well as personal, I am unfortunately used to it by now. Sure, there are many good Chinese people out there who work hard and are honest. However, this is more than just a few bad apples. There is a culture of deception, dishonesty, and when it comes to patents, outright theft, that is prevalent in their business way of life. This is why, despite recent success in a wide range of fields, they are still viewed as a villain on the world stage.

[ApplePiePussy]

Look at my post from 9-14 about Angel. First of all the massage rooms have doors but the table shower has 2 sets of curtains. While my mt wasn't close to under age I thought she was attractive and did provide relief And really if you believe all the ads like that I'm surprised you haven't purchased a bridge.

I love how some of you simply settle for mediocrity. This is why we are the 3rd largest city with quite possibly one of the worst hobby scenes for any major city. We feed the old and the ugly and that's exactly what they keep putting before us. I saw somebody today who was 28, fit, hot, and fun. The ad for her place did not have to state "very young little girls" or whatever the fuck they said in the Angel ad. I will go back to that place. I will never go back to Angel.

I do expect some kind of integrity with the places I chose to spend my money at. And this is why I will always prefer European over Asian. Most of the time they use their own pics, or a close representation. They have integrity because it's cultural. They have a sense of pride and self respect.

[Frogger7777]

Thanks Spa in Mt Prospect pulls the same scam, except they actually employ attractive young masseuses. Which makes it worse. These young girls will actually lecture you about the legalities of offering extras even though the ads on BP strongly suggest extras can be had.

Thanks Spa, that is.

[Chicago Rocks]

I was at Oki the other day and ran into someone that fits this description in the hallway. I now know that it was Emily. Will go back if I can get an appointment with her.

To me Emily looks somewhat like teen topanga. The pornstar. Braces and all.

[Chicago Rocks]

Went to Oki Doki for the first time this week. I made the mistake of not doing my research first. I was paired with Jessica and I had a similar experience except she got me for. 6 for a standard finish with no roaming. Might go back to try the other girls, but not Jessica again.

CR.

I noticed all the praise for OD and with a month long assignment nearby at the medical center, I decided to give it a try. I tried to make an appointment with the highly praised Emily but she's off this week. I did not remember the names of others written about here but I remembered the description of the slightly thick one who got a 9/10 on technique compensating for the lack of stunning looks. Anyway I got my pick and selected a thin spinner (later I learned her names was Jessica). I should have picked the lady with the excellent technique.

Jessica not only violated my personal pet peeve. Negotiations mid-stream, she was rather hard nosed and in a less than pleasant way about it. Until the flip all was good. Nice gentle technique mixed with stronger pressure the way I like it. Teasing built up slowly. She does have a nice way of raking her nails on you.

Once on my back the song and dance began. I want. 7 for HE. No way, I only tip. 4 with roaming. Well I'm not like the other girls. We are all different. I am. 7 but for $. 2 I'll go nude with roaming. Anyway this lasted several minutes and like some others have said here ruins it for them, it was a real mood breaker for me too. At this point. The mood was gone. There was no problem using the big head and while I upped the offer to. 5 I refused to budge. She gave in but was not happy about it and the gentle moves with the nail scrapping were just a memory. She became rather mechanical which did prolong things but not in a desirable way.

She did do a nice job with clean up fetching a hot towel and a bottle of cold water. She said good bye and actually suggested that I ask for her the next time. Yeah right.

Well I will try again next week and see Emily so I can learn what a Golden Trombone is.

[Frogger7777]

If more mongers did this, the hope would be the service would get better. But in reality it probably would not. Many of the workers I've come across at the spa's don't care and haven't a clue on what good customer service is. I had one so bad she got no tip and as I was walking out she held out the bottle of water while looking the opposite wall and not looking at me. Sad state of affairs.

Thanks Spa in Mt Prospect pulls the same scam, except they actually employ attractive young masseuses. Which makes it worse. These young girls will actually lecture you about the legalities of offering extras even though the ads on BP strongly suggest extras can be had.

[Chicago Rocks]

I tried to visit a few times and they told me they were not taking any more appointments. When they actually gave me an appointment, no answer when I showed up. Hope this place didn't shut down.

CR.

Does anyone know what happened to our Latina masseuses that had the massage apartment near Bryn Mawr & Kedzie? Have they shut down or did they move to another location?

[Satriani]

Look at my post from 9-14 about Angel. First of all the massage rooms have doors but the table shower has 2 sets of curtains. While my mt wasn't close to under age I thought she was attractive and did provide relief And really if you believe all the ads like that I'm surprised you haven't purchased a bridge.

[DMichaels69]

If more mongers did this, the hope would be the service would get better. But in reality it probably would not. Many of the workers I've come across at the spa's don't care and haven't a clue on what good customer service is. I had one so bad she got no tip and as I was walking out she held out the bottle of water while looking the opposite wall and not looking at me. Sad state of affairs.

Yes, unfortunately you are correct but I will still continue to walk out and spend my money elsewhere especially when the advertising is so blatantly false. Four weeks ago I walked out of the place in Elmhurst and two weeks ago cut short a massage in Villa Park leaving only small tip. In both places the owners were present and were not happy but I didn't care. Did they get the message? I hope so. Will it help? I don't know but it's what I do and will continue to do regardless of whether anyone thinks it helps or not. I refuse to reinforce or empower bad service or advertising so blatantly false that a blind man could see it.

[Avg Joe]

Good advice, but the problem is for each one of us reading the forum here, there are way more guys out there who don't know about usasg. Why do you think Lane Spa is still around with their grandma staff after all these years? Same with the jack shacks on Lake Street? People are still going there.

Yes, unfortunately you are correct but I will still continue to walk out and spend my money elsewhere especially when the advertising is so blatantly false. Four weeks ago I walked out of the place in Elmhurst and two weeks ago cut short a massage in Villa Park leaving only small tip. In both places the owners were present and were not happy but I didn't care. Did they get the message? I hope so. Will it help? I don't know but it's what I do and will continue to do regardless of whether anyone thinks it helps or not. I refuse to reinforce or empower bad service or advertising so blatantly false that a blind man could see it.

[OF Charlie]

Don't get me wrong, I for one am guilty of this in the past and I totally understand you being upset however, the reason the scam continues is because too many of us don't ask for a refund and walk out. The only thing an owner understands is the bottom line and if they feel they can get away with fake ads and lousy service but continue to make money they will. By not walking out or asking for a refund we are just reinforcing the fact that they can continue to make money with the fake ads and lousy service.

When confronted with your situation these days I just take a hike. Thanks for the tip, I really do appreciate it and will not give them my money.

AJ.

Good advice, but the problem is for each one of us reading the forum here, there are way more guys out there who don't know about usasg. Why do you think Lane Spa is still around with their grandma staff after all these years? Same with the jack shacks on Lake Street? People are still going there.

[Walker333]

In respect of a new Chi AMS menu, bs advertising etc.

Isn't it a well known fact that he is the hottest dish on chi ams, or even nothing?

Why would anyone be unpleasantly surprised then?