Massage Parlor Reports

[ApplePiePussy]

Yes it is. Not sure if that will ever change.

I didn't realize how bad our scene was until I tried the one out in Philly. There is this place in Philly (or was) that I can only describe as like a frat house looking building. You walk in the gate and mamasan lets you in. What you find inside is a gaggle of early 20's Korean models. I was blown away by their looks. Never had I experienced anything close to that in Chicago. You pick one out and she takes you to the table shower room. Not only does she scrub you down thoroughly but then washes herself as well in front of you. Next you go back to your little room and she comes in, undresses, and proceeds to give you a short massage, before a full on FS session occurs. I remember the one girl I had was a complete knockout with these blue contacts in. She starts out by giving you a rimjob followed by what I can only describe as depravity for the next 30 minutes or so before I finish on the side of her face. She was all smiles because nobody had ever done that to her before (at least there LOL). The cost? 160 all in.

[Jadedone]

Yes, unfortunately you are correct but I will still continue to walk out and spend my money elsewhere especially when the advertising is so blatantly false. Four weeks ago I walked out of the place in Elmhurst and two weeks ago cut short a massage in Villa Park leaving only small tip. In both places the owners were present and were not happy but I didn't care. Did they get the message? I hope so. Will it help? I don't know but it's what I do and will continue to do regardless of whether anyone thinks it helps or not. I refuse to reinforce or empower bad service or advertising so blatantly false that a blind man could see it.

I've learned to do the same. A good way to not be a jerk about it is to simply say you were passing by and wanted to know what the charge was. Ask for a business card. If you've already paid, say you just got an emergency call / text and need to bail.

[LongRanger99]

Beijing just remodeled. Has anyone been there lately? What is the latest low down on this place?

Location: Pulaski Rd. & Irving Park Rd.

Chicago, IL.

[Layne123]

I suck at ages, yet I'm pretty good with faces. .

I was at Oki the other day and ran into someone that fits this description in the hallway. I now know that it was Emily. Will go back if I can get an appointment with her.

[TetonResearch]

Looking to go for my first AMP tomorrow and go for some "extras" Any tips on seeing if they'll allow roaming? Is the best way to just keep your hands on the edge of the table and if they are massaging you near your hand to initiate some minor touching to see how they react?

[Avg Joe]

There's been a lot of speculation on the Belvidere thread about why this happened. Most are of the opinion that someone needed some help in an election (or re-election) campaign. Whatever the reason, it seems to have opened the 'moral' flood gates, as the city is now openly floating the idea of issuing business licenses to keep 'this sort' of business from opening in their fair city. I can think of several terms to describe this line of thinking, none of them repeatable in polite company, as it was once said.

I totally agree with everything you said.

BS #1 is the head honcho of B who in several interviews stated that he accomplished what previous administrations could not is taking all the credit for the closings. He has been in office for over 3 years, so why were they not a problem for his first 3 years in office? Why? Because he comes up for re-election in 6-7 months and will use this as campaign public relations.

BS #2 is from TD who stated publicly after several AMP raids that "we are helping the girls". HUH? Can someone please explain to me how arresting the girls and giving them a criminal record, embarrassing them in public by putting their picture in the paper for everyone including family and friends to see and costing them thousands of dollars for an attorney is "helping" them? That seems like a strange kind of help but it was also 3 months before his last election also.

Strange how the AMP's are only problems a few short months before election time.

AJ.

[DMichaels69]

Yes it is. Not sure if that will ever change.

Negotiations mid-stream, she was rather hard nosed and in a less than pleasant way about it.

Hey I would concur. I have had a few lately just kill the mood with their hard nosed tactics. . 60 is ubsurd. Not paying it. Angel is a joke.

What's the hype at Grand? Annie is DIY. Anna her sister is cute. Both nice girls and they don't complain about tips. DIY is 20 which is fine with me after a decent hour.

Chicago AMP scene is dismal.

[Lokkin4]

Negotiations mid-stream, she was rather hard nosed and in a less than pleasant way about it.

Hey I would concur. I have had a few lately just kill the mood with their hard nosed tactics. . 60 is ubsurd. Not paying it. Angel is a joke.

What's the hype at Grand? Annie is DIY. Anna her sister is cute. Both nice girls and they don't complain about tips. DIY is 20 which is fine with me after a decent hour.

Chicago AMP scene is dismal.

[Member #6027]

I don't think this has been mentioned in the forum so I thought I'd point it out: Zen Spa on Clyb. And Fullert. Has been "closed" (for a few months now).

I say "closed" because there is a new spa in the exact same spot. The new place is certainly trying to give off legit vibes. For example, the Yelp reviews (which are obviously fake) all speak to "couples massages" and male MTs, etc. That said, as best I can tell the spa has not changed ownership but has just changed names.

Zen was always reliable. I'm not sure if the new place has really changed or whether its just trying to look like it has changed. I'm mostly retired from the hobby (my old username is retired too) so I probably won't check the new place out (I was kind of tired of Zen anyway. Given how demanding they were with tips) I just thought I'd let you guys know about the new place.

[Castlerae]

Must be a new idiot or corrupt politician in town. Those businesses have been around for decades delivering an excellent service and value.

There's been a lot of speculation on the Belvidere thread about why this happened. Most are of the opinion that someone needed some help in an election (or re-election) campaign. Whatever the reason, it seems to have opened the 'moral' flood gates, as the city is now openly floating the idea of issuing business licenses to keep 'this sort' of business from opening in their fair city. I can think of several terms to describe this line of thinking, none of them repeatable in polite company, as it was once said.

[Datsurman]

Must be a new idiot or corrupt politician in town. Those businesses have been around for decades delivering an excellent service and value.

I know some of the people on here like to go to Belvidere to indulge in the services offered by CLV and ERS. If you were planning on heading out there, don't. Crazy Uncle LEO hit both of these parlors, plus the two newer Asian establishments, yesterday. All are closed, and reports are that as many as 14 people were arrested on various charges relating to prostitution. If I had to venture a guess, it would be that some local elected official (either states attorney or elected LEO) needed to make their name known for 'getting tough on crime'. These businesses are the 'low-hanging fruit' that can be busted without a lot of real police work, and they garner the maximum level of local media coverage too. You folks in the Chicago metro area might refer to it as "pulling a Tom D (f) art". However you look at it, it sucks, and odds are none of these businesses is going to be open any time soon.

More here: http://www.wrex.com/story/33098268/2...e-parlor-raids.

[DMichaels69]

That and horrible service and tip extortion so in the end they can be complimented on their size or whatever fake compliments spits out stupid amounts of money to them.

I love how some of you simply settle for mediocrity. This is why we are the 3rd largest city with quite possibly one of the worst hobby scenes for any major city. We feed the old and the ugly and that's exactly what they keep putting before us. I saw somebody today who was 28, fit, hot, and fun. The ad for her place did not have to state "very young little girls" or whatever the fuck they said in the Angel ad. I will go back to that place. I will never go back to Angel.

I do expect some kind of integrity with the places I chose to spend my money at. And this is why I will always prefer European over Asian. Most of the time they use their own pics, or a close representation. They have integrity because it's cultural. They have a sense of pride and self respect.

[ChezBone]

My experience was very different. The masseuse was 28, cute, with good massage skills. Everything was good, left happy. Normal donation. Better luck next time.

Well gentleman. I visited this place recently: http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-area/39987383.

So after reading that ad, one might come to the conclusion that this place has young women willing to provide a HE. Not only was there nobody under 40, but it was a legit place. They have curtains instead of doors and the place is a joke. I was furious but I did not say anything to the provider simply because if I had to guess, it was not her fault. The owner puts those ads up to get us in the door. This is wrong on so many levels. It puts the MT's in a very difficult position, if not a dangerous one. The massage was pretty decent but I had already had my legit massage for the week. I was not looking for another one that was sub par to the one I had at my legit place, that doesn't false advertise.

I don't go to AMP's much anymore. I'm more of an EMP guy myself but I do venture out to one every month or so. It's these types of situations that keep me from going more often. There's something inherently dishonest about Chinese culture when it comes to business and I'm not afraid to state it. Having had to deal with them in my professional life as well as personal, I am unfortunately used to it by now. Sure, there are many good Chinese people out there who work hard and are honest. However, this is more than just a few bad apples. There is a culture of deception, dishonesty, and when it comes to patents, outright theft, that is prevalent in their business way of life. This is why, despite recent success in a wide range of fields, they are still viewed as a villain on the world stage.

[ApplePiePussy]

Look at my post from 9-14 about Angel. First of all the massage rooms have doors but the table shower has 2 sets of curtains. While my mt wasn't close to under age I thought she was attractive and did provide relief And really if you believe all the ads like that I'm surprised you haven't purchased a bridge.

I love how some of you simply settle for mediocrity. This is why we are the 3rd largest city with quite possibly one of the worst hobby scenes for any major city. We feed the old and the ugly and that's exactly what they keep putting before us. I saw somebody today who was 28, fit, hot, and fun. The ad for her place did not have to state "very young little girls" or whatever the fuck they said in the Angel ad. I will go back to that place. I will never go back to Angel.

I do expect some kind of integrity with the places I chose to spend my money at. And this is why I will always prefer European over Asian. Most of the time they use their own pics, or a close representation. They have integrity because it's cultural. They have a sense of pride and self respect.

[Frogger7777]

Thanks Spa in Mt Prospect pulls the same scam, except they actually employ attractive young masseuses. Which makes it worse. These young girls will actually lecture you about the legalities of offering extras even though the ads on BP strongly suggest extras can be had.

Thanks Spa, that is.