Massage Parlor Reports

[Castlerae]

I know what you mean, and I know what Joe means.

I've had to give up posting almost completely now that I know they are being read. I stay "home" with "L" all the time, so I'm really very happy anyway.

At some point I will become an advertiser in the Classified Ad (sister) site. Bob.

Isn't the Classified Ad site were AMP's that offer 'extras' advertise? Or am I mistaken in that?

[Bob521]

I know what you mean, and I know what Joe means.

I've had to give up posting almost completely now that I know they are being read. I stay "home" with "L" all the time, so I'm really very happy anyway.

At some point I will become an advertiser in the Classified Ad (sister) site. Bob.

Sounds like she got a huge tip for a massage but hard to tell from the way it was worded. I've also been to cryptic at times trying to be clever. I end up getting some PM's asking WTF I was talking about. LOL.

[Hapenny]

Ok. There are some people who need to watch every buck and 20 dollars here or 10 dollars there may make the difference between eating or going hungry. I suspect that is not true for most people on this forum.

70 bucks is high. No question. But in my opinion, a good experience is worth a few extra bucks. You spent an hour of your time and $120 bucks coming out feeling like you had a bad experience. Is that better than spending $140 bucks and having a great experience?

I have been to legit high end spas and dropped $160 on garbage massage with no teasing, no roaming, no HE. Those are the motherfckrs who are getting over paid. The top reviewed AMP girlsin Chicago are providing a highly valued service and. With our bullsht laws and bullsht attorney general and bullsht LEO. They are risking alot.

Don't get cheated but at the same time, keep perspective.

No, it wasn't. Like others here counsel, I was trying to hold out 'for scale. ' In hindsight the. 2 difference was not worth it. I think in future, if the request seems exorbitant and the service is not exemplary, I'll let you all know and just never go back to that MT.

I am going to try a new strategy. I'll resist at first but will eventually agree. I will explain that I go to many spas and that the going rate is. 4 and at most. 5 for basic service. I will also tell them that unless the experience is worth the premium they seek I will post a review.

Thanks for the tip on rusty trombones. Looks like it will just be one of those things that you read about (for me) but never actually see.

[FngrBngr]

My experience has been that almost every time there is a language barrier. I generally get the giggle or the blank stare when asking "what's available" on the flip and then time is wasted explaining what I want with gestures. I usually get close to what I requested, yet sometimes these "discussions" are more awkward for me than necessary. I'm going to try and visit the same MT for a bit and see if that helps, yet I just wondered if others had an easier time somehow. Guess not. Thanks.

It was awkward just reading your post. Just be nice, smile, be naked. They are not stupid. Oh, try waiting for them to come in and take your underwear of once they arrive. Your welcome Mr. Awkward.

Finger.

[DMichaels69]

Sounds like she got a huge tip for a massage but hard to tell from the way it was worded. I've also been to cryptic at times trying to be clever. I end up getting some PM's asking WTF I was talking about. LOL.

-So, she gave lots of hints and you chose not to partake? Or you gave lots of hints, but she chose not to partake?

I'm not sure why we need to know; except your report felt like reading a mystery and finding that the last page was torn out.

[HandsomeDan]

Avg Joe,

Many refer to Gunnison and United as old faithful. They've been in business for ever. I go to Gunny all the time, but there's nothing more than a standard HE, and they never ask for tip. It is also the only AMP I've ever been to that never uses oil on me, it's a dry rub, but feels good and never hurts. The only time the oil is used is after the flip with hot towel clean up. Also they have been changing MTs a lot, the last one I was with was very friendly and came from New York, not sure if she's still there, her name was Sara I think.

HD.

On my way home from work one day last week I had some time to kill so stopped at Gunnison for a massage.

Parked around back, rang the bell and a cute girl escorted me to a room. Got my suit off laid down and after a minute a different girl comes in and introduces herself as "Young". Says she is from Korea. Cute girl, on the quiet side, 30-35 with a nice but not spinner type figure. Paid for an hour, she left came back a minute later and started the massage.

She did a really good massage with very little un-scented oil, very un-like the place on York Rd in Elmhurst which douses you with way too much oil. Her hands were slippery but I could not feel any oil on my body whatsoever. Massaged my back and legs very well with a lot of attention to my feet. After about 30 minutes flipped over and had an equally great massage for the remainder of the full amount time. Alot of hints but didn't partake. No hurrying and no shortage of time. When I left I got a kiss and left the standard 40 tip on the chair which she never paid attention to. Invited me back to see her again which I will do.

Nice massage with a nice girl, I would repeat.

[Satriani]

Stopped in on Ashland had a nice ts in a clean spa massage was good and release was good but no top down driving. Convenient off street parking and discrete entrance. . 6, . 3 only. 3 when the sisters stay in the holster.

[HeadFirst80]

New MT at Sky (Mimi) collected. 8 fee, then demanded 1. 2 for FS.

TS 3 at best, massage 3, she has no idea how to do it, FS 4.

Very inexperienced.

If I come back, will ask for someone else or walk away.

Wow out $$ with subpar experience? I used to give total $. 6 and still get excellent service (almost GFE). Things have changed.

[MrSmartyPants]

On my way home from work one day last week I had some time to kill so stopped at Gunnison for a massage.

Parked around back, rang the bell and a cute girl escorted me to a room. Got my suit off laid down and after a minute a different girl comes in and introduces herself as "Young". Says she is from Korea. Cute girl, on the quiet side, 30-35 with a nice but not spinner type figure. Paid for an hour, she left came back a minute later and started the massage.

She did a really good massage with very little un-scented oil, very un-like the place on York Rd in Elmhurst which douses you with way too much oil. Her hands were slippery but I could not feel any oil on my body whatsoever. Massaged my back and legs very well with a lot of attention to my feet. After about 30 minutes flipped over and had an equally great massage for the remainder of the full amount time. Alot of hints but didn't partake. No hurrying and no shortage of time. When I left I got a kiss and left the standard 40 tip on the chair which she never paid attention to. Invited me back to see her again which I will do.

Nice massage with a nice girl, I would repeat.

-So, she gave lots of hints and you chose not to partake? Or you gave lots of hints, but she chose not to partake?

I'm not sure why we need to know; except your report felt like reading a mystery and finding that the last page was torn out.

[DMichaels69]

Good summary.

My experience has been that almost every time there is a language barrier. I generally get the giggle or the blank stare when asking "what's available" on the flip and then time is wasted explaining what I want with gestures. I usually get close to what I requested, yet sometimes these "discussions" are more awkward for me than necessary. I'm going to try and visit the same MT for a bit and see if that helps, yet I just wondered if others had an easier time somehow. Guess not. Thanks.

[Head First]

New MT at Sky (Mimi) collected. 8 fee, then demanded 1. 2 for FS.

TS 3 at best, massage 3, she has no idea how to do it, FS 4.

Very inexperienced.

If I come back, will ask for someone else or walk away.

And that's how a newB makes some friends here.

Good info and not one question.

Welcome.

[ReadyForRub]

I was messaging with another member and he mentioned massaging the MT. I also had Julie from CLC tell me "next time you massage me" after our session (I have yet to return to inquire).

This seems like a great tactic to get the MT naked which is really what I'm looking for. A good naked AMP massage with roaming. So I'm curious about members' tactics to get their AMP MTs naked.

If anyone wants to offer pointers that would be great.

A few minutes in, ask her if she wants to leave a little time at the end for your to massage her. It works enough times to make it worth the effort.

[Layne123]

My experience has been that almost every time there is a language barrier. I generally get the giggle or the blank stare when asking "what's available" on the flip and then time is wasted explaining what I want with gestures. I usually get close to what I requested, yet sometimes these "discussions" are more awkward for me than necessary. I'm going to try and visit the same MT for a bit and see if that helps, yet I just wondered if others had an easier time somehow. Guess not. Thanks.

Exactly! Which is why I rarely do it.

[Walker333]

New MT at Sky (Mimi) collected. 8 fee, then demanded 1. 2 for FS.

TS 3 at best, massage 3, she has no idea how to do it, FS 4.

Very inexperienced.

If I come back, will ask for someone else or walk away.

[DMichaels69]

Exactly! Which is why I rarely do it.

I pay them!