Massage Parlor Reports

[GolfFan]

Well, my luck ran out quick. I have no idea why this woman posts on BP. Greeted me at door, asked for donation up front and I laid the money on the counter. Proceed to get undressed and and she says "keep your underwear on". I'm thinking ok, maybe it just gets better on the build up. Nope. Laid down on a fouton and she proceeds to start massaging by back with super lathered up lotion. As she's massaging, she's also too lazy to reach over my back so she constantly asked me to scoot over as the session went on to reach the left side of my back and legs. To make matters worse, she wouldn't shut her yapper and looked nothing like the pics (maybe 40 lbs ago?

After 20 min (I paid for an hour) and no flip, she abruptly says "ok, all done". I just said really? Cause I wasn't totally sure she didn't have someone in the other room so didn't want to create a stink. But, she's awful and I would obviously not recommend.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lable/16836774

[Samuelbigtiper]

Every time I come to see this woman she gets better and better. I swear one day I'm going to bend her fine ass over. Well at least convince her to let me. LOL.

Woman is to sexy and skilled for her own good. Has anyone noticed that she is always booked up? DAMN!

[Samuelbigtiper]

After so many good reviews about this Victoria at Body Works I had to come in and try her for myself. Needless to say the reviews were correct. Damn she is beautiful and very well put together. I'm from the STL area and just by looking at her I already knew she couldn't be from here. To beautiful and very exotic! I see a lot of guys complaining on prices but you get what you pay for. Yeah a little pricy for the average Joe but I'm average & she's worth every damn dime I got! This will be my place of choice for the time being.

[BoldGold]

You just are responding to Nikki. LOL.

Has anyone been to the new location? Went last week, huge upgrade. I prefer this new place.

[Fbm014]

A lot of you will remember the Asians off Pear Tree and even the other location they had off 170. They may not have been the best looking but you always knew what you were going to get. Hell, one of them I saw several times even let me Fuck her before and after the massage. Anyway, I am curious if anyone has tried any of the Saint Chuck Apartments. Well, I assume they are apartments. The ads have 1 of 3 numbers but all seem to be the same setup. Somewhere off Zbell. Ads have either a 636,917 or 626 number. Lot of times they reference the name Meko, or a variation of that name. Sometimes they say Japanese and sometimes Korean. I have never seen a review on one of them. Anyone?

Seen the one on Zumbehl. Steer clear IMO. I'd say near or double advertised age of 28. Surprise; not representative of the ad photos. Asked me to flip in record time. Less than 5. Asked too much for the additional services. I wanted to leave and cut my losses as there was no massage skill. Finally she caved and did nude with ending for 04 tip. Had I known you couldn't touch her at that level I'd not have done it. I was out the door 16 minutes after entering. Left disappointingly happy if that makes sense.

[Member #6711]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...boobs/15738850

Would love some info on this one too. Looks way too good to be true imo. Anyone been to see her?

[MeTor]

So I finally found a provider that sends me home happy. What is the normal amount to tip for HJ?

[EddieBoy1]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...boobs/15738850

It's the Same Tranny that has been posting for years. Recommendation. Stay away unless you like tall black women with dicks.

[Illside667]

Visited Sharon for the second time. First time was probably about 4 years ago as I distinctly remember her going on about how I need to vote republican. Which she did again this time when I mentioned the fact. I kept my mouth shut just like I did last time as I am definitely not a republican and it's certainly not a time I want a political debate. But I thought it was funny.

Anyways the massage was really good. Better than I remember the last time. I went for the double pop which I love. I don't know anyone else that offers that. It is quite a haul for me coming from the illinois side.

Not much else to say. I think she's been around a long time and is well reviewed.

Would I repeat? Yes Recommend? Yes.

[DomDiscreet]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...boobs/15738850

[QueNine]

A lot of you will remember the Asians off Pear Tree and even the other location they had off 170. They may not have been the best looking but you always knew what you were going to get. Hell, one of them I saw several times even let me Fuck her before and after the massage. Anyway, I am curious if anyone has tried any of the Saint Chuck Apartments. Well, I assume they are apartments. The ads have 1 of 3 numbers but all seem to be the same setup. Somewhere off Zbell. Ads have either a 636,917 or 626 number. Lot of times they reference the name Meko, or a variation of that name. Sometimes they say Japanese and sometimes Korean. I have never seen a review on one of them. Anyone?

[Richter]

Went to this a little bit ago. I visited because I saw and ad on backpages. Went in asked for the returning therapist in the ad, and she recognized me. Told her I just want legs done. She massages my ass.

Taint, and balls. She moved her hand under my lower belly to have me lift up. I did and she grabbed my hard wood and moved it to the side while she massaged around my junk and lightly pulled on my balls. I thought this promising because she was grabbing the member. After a few times of that and having my hard wood tucked back towards my ass while on my stomach she started rubbing my shlank real good. She then started really getting after it which made me happy as a pig in shit. She went back and forth from massage to jerking while on my belly. On the flip, no cover at all. I was ecstatic! I knew the hard work of multiple visits is finally going to pay off. Boy was I wrong. All she would do was push on the area on each side of the base of my member and tell me to DIY. I asked again and she just smiled and said no. Fucking ridiculous. I should have stayed on my damn stomach and tried to grind one out that way. Anyways, nothing made any sense and I was super disappointed. When it was time for a tip I gave $5. 00. All three women at the front desk acted as if it blew their minds. THEY WERE PISSED! Raising their voices and asking for more money from me. I just told them, "yes, five dollars". And walked out. The one crazy lady actually followed me out and opened the door and called me cheap. I'm tired of tipping these places well and refuse to do it. Anyways, I thought I made progress but of course I didn't. Waste of time once again. When will I learn? LOL.

[Bill Bradsky]

I just had an excellent massage by Linda at Relax Place Massage. I only had time for massage but it seems they offer, table shower and hot stone too. Typical AMP massage with ass, leg and stomach massages that start the launch sequence. The quality of the massage was high level LMT working all the areas that needed to be relaxed. I will be back again this weekend as the massage was the best that I have had in Chesterfield Valley. There are new owners now and there are two masseuses working there on weekends.

Linda and Anna but only Linda today so you may want to call to get on the schedule. She may be busy BTW, it is pretty quiet and nice music, but there is the occasional Top Gun doing a fly by. Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full. Ha.

Good luck all, and let me know what you think if you get a chance to stop by.

I went to this place shortly after they opened and it was chaotic. There were two women there and they seemed to be trying to figure out how to run the place. I guess they got fired and some more experienced people are running it now.

[Admin2]

Ok, I'm pissed.

I thought there was a code here where what we discuss stays here and doesn't get shared. Somebody apparently took my post about Brandy and shared it with the people in charge of the cuddling service leading to a very awkward conversation with her tonight because she didn't know I was doing this! I don't know if she's facing repercussions or not with that cuddling service but, seriously, WTF!

I need to ask the Admin to please delete that post as well as any follow ups and I'm going to hope to all that's holy she's not going to lose her position there and I'm not going to lose one of my best friends.

Why do you give a fuck? I'm not saying it's ok to play super white knight and use the forum for pillow talk with providers, those pathetic simps deserve the fucking they always end up getting. I'm saying why give a fuck if the chick gets pissed off? Either she was great and its a good review and she'll be happy or she sucked and the review was bad then who fucking cares that she doesn't like it?

There's always more hookers than guys with deep pockets if she doesn't want the money anymore because she's pissed then give it to her best friend. Fuck I'd her to tell me who to fuck next just to let her know it's a commercial transaction.

It happens down here as well. I refuse to take shit from providers, if I wanted to do that I wouldn't have gotten a divorce.

A2.

[Turbodood]

I'm surprised that you are surprised. There is no code here. No oath of fealty to truth or each other. This is really just anarchy managed slightly by admin. Your naivete is touching. I have been hanging around boards for so long that nothing surprises me any longer.

We don't who anyone is. We don't know his or her gender. We all like to brag about our conquests.

So I read this to maybe get a lead once in a while, but I take nothing as truth, and I assume my few posts here will be misunderstood and misinterpreted, including this one.

Sorry, but that's the way it is on these anonymous boards where no one has to take responsibility for anything.

DT.

How very true on this post! There is no code code of conduct, just your morals and values that guide you, the same as you do in your day to day life's decisions. Although some of the comments I see posted would probably get your pie hole remodeled if face to face with some. EVERYONE is anonymous, and with that some feel that that makes it ok to troll anything and everything people post. Although it does not and, will not last long after A2 bans their dumb arses. .

Of course most everyone always looks for, and calls out any faults they may or may not find on every post made. It seems some prefer to twist things to a misunderstanding and misinterpreted theory that the OP had no intention of conveying. Some have trouble putting thoughts into words, and others have trouble comprehending what they read into intelligent thoughts.

We also have the "white knights", that like to pass on anything they may pick up off the boards to the providers. And the providers posing as mongers posting their own great reviews, since no one will do it for them. They change numbers and names frequently after all the scams, lousy service, and ripoff scams they do. IT is in their culture, rather than just giving good service for the agreed to fee.

I personally may seem like some mild manner older white male, but am actually more closely resemble Brad Pitt while I shop my local Walmart super center. (ya right!)

And as a closing thought I'd like to pass this on to the masses.

I'd rather than be blown.

TD.